Omegle #8

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You: 'Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i was produced on a line that may have handled milk, is that ok?
You: Any kind of nuts involved?
Stranger: yes, i may also contain nuts
You: That might cause trouble, but I'm willing to take the risk.
You: I'm living on the edge.
Stranger: i see,,
Stranger: how is the edge these days?
You: Haven't spoken to him in a while, although I am living on him.
You: His beanie is warm and fuzzy.
Stranger: good good,
Stranger: but that do gooder bono always trys to steal it?
You: Yes, but when he does, the edge makes fun of Bono's glasses. It makes him run and cry.
Stranger: good, their music is poor any way
Stranger: now danny elfman, thats a musician
You: I had to google him, my knowledge of music is inferiour.
Stranger: good, i am a musical dominatrix
You: Elves make me think of Frodo.
Stranger: why so is this man from the edge?
You: What? No...
You: Don't mix those up.
Stranger: elves, hobbits and the edge?
Stranger: why?
You: That would be unlocking all gates of evil and beyond.
Stranger: true but I'm at a place called Vertigo so it doesnt matter to me
Stranger: look at me, dominating all over you
You: I couldn't go there, the black chemtrails would drive me insane.
Stranger: there fine, now bob geldof he drives me insane

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You: sex
Stranger: COME ON
You: where?
Stranger: anywhere
You: Ok, meet me there in 5 minutes.
Stranger: good! bye
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Op zondag 12 april 2009 15:56 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:
Zijn er wel eens mensen geweest van FOK! die elkaar tegenkwamen?

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Stranger: hello
You: Hi, this is Jim from the Omegle staff.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
Stranger: haha
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: hello
You: Do you have a reason for this?
Stranger: a reason for what, sorry?
You: As I said, we have received multiple complaints of inappropriate behavior by you
You: We just want to check your side of the story to see what's going on
Stranger: really now? and who are you?
You: I'm Jim from Omegle
Stranger: what is omegle?
You: I guess there's no problem, but there were some reports about asking underage nude pictures
Stranger: what is omegle?
You: This is Omegle, a chatbox that links you to strangers all over the world
You: You're now in Omegle
You: Are you the only that uses that PC?
Stranger: and where are your oficies based?
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: where are you offices?
You: We're based in Seattle, but now we only have a virtual office
You: Again: Are you the only that uses that PC?
Stranger: ooh a virtual office
Stranger: how many of you are there?
You: I'm not in an office right now
Stranger: working in the virtual omegle head quarters?
You: But can you please answer the questions I've asked you?
Stranger: how many of you are there working in the virtual omegle head quarters?
You: We don't want to inform the authorities, we just want to hear both sides of the story before going into action.
You: There have been complaints about a user that was on your IP-adress
Stranger: both sides of what story?
You: It could be a dynamic IP-adress or maybe someone else is on your pc
You: There were complaints about rude behavior, and requests for (underage) porn
You: Omegle is meant for a nice chat, not for those stuff
Stranger: not for those stuff eh?
You: As I said, there have been complaints and we want to know what has happened according to you
Stranger: who complained?
You: So can you please say if you have been doing what I just said.
Stranger: any of those stuff
You: Have you requested underage porn? I don't know where you're from, but many countries and Omegle don't accept that
Stranger: who complained please?
You: We can't tell that
Stranger: ok how many complaints
You: We aren't going to harm the privacy of our users
You: We've got multiple complaints. I'm not moving into details, but I have said what the complaints were about
Stranger: no you havn't
You: Can you please tell if they're true or not
You: I already said that maybe someone is using your IP-adress (it could be a dynamic IP-adress) or that someone else on your PC has been on Omegle
Stranger: is that so?
You: Can you confirm the complaints or not?
Stranger: i can confirm that there wern't any complaints
You: Okay, that's possible
Stranger: good
You: Are there other people that use your PC as well?
Stranger: none of your buisness
You: Well, it IS our business
Stranger: no its not
You: I'm sorry, but a program like Omegle has rules and the laws also have restrictions
You: So please tell if other people use your PC
Stranger: where are the rules please?
You: We operate according to the country's laws and restrictions
You: And exchanging and requesting underage porn is not permitted
You: Besides that, we as Omegle don't accept rude and obscene language
Stranger: no sorry, you mentioned Omegle's 'rules'. can i see them please?
Stranger: what country?
You: I guess you know that Seattle is located in the United States of America
Stranger: but you said your offices were virtual
You: Can you please tell again how many people use your pc
Stranger: no
You: I said we're based in Seattle
You: Not that our head quarters are in Seattle
Stranger: haha
Stranger: can i see omegle's rules please
You: Every corporation needs to be registered
You: And we're registered in Seattle
Stranger: right
You: Okay, I'm happy you understand that
Stranger: and your rules are based...?
Stranger: where?
Stranger: can i see them?
You: About the rules, I'm afraid they're not published already
Stranger: oh ok
You: You may know that we're young and fast growing
Stranger: so if they're not published then you shouldn't expect people to abide by them
You: You're right on that
Stranger: i didn't know that no
You: However, that doesn't mean that we can't use ethical rules
Stranger: what ethical rules?
You: If you think it's normal to swear, use obscene words and ask for underage porn I guess that's pretty strange
Stranger: can i see your ethical rules please?
You: Maybe you don't know what I mean. What I mean is that those rules are unwritten but are respected most of the time by most of the people
Stranger: swear and use onscene words aswell? shocking
You: Well, Omegle is there to make a nice chat between strangers possible
Stranger: most of the time by most of the people. interesting
You: Not to cause fights and stuff
Stranger: and stuff
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so
Stranger: have you finished then?
You: Have I finished what?
Stranger: i don't know
You: Then what do you mean?
Stranger: whatever it is you're doing here
You: However, we've already moved to measures
Stranger: would you say you are a person of authority on omegel?
You: Yeah, I would say that
You: But we've already moved into measures
Stranger: not being very authoritative are you
Stranger: ok what measures have you moved into?
You: I was when we moved into measures
You: Then I was very authoritative
Stranger: were you
You: Yeah
Stranger: what measures?
You: I fucked your sister last night.
You: And she found me very authoritative
You: See you later
Stranger: shame
You: Dickhead

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 15:55 schreef Robertv het volgende:

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You: good day, stranger!
Stranger: hola.
Stranger: wheres your clothes?
You: On the ground, of course.
You: Are you telling me I should put them back on?
Stranger: mmm okay, i dont know wheres mine..
Stranger: and im not telling you nothing
You: Hmm. Have you tried looking at your own body? It's like glasses sometimes.
You: You just forget you're wearing them.
Stranger: nope... im naked
Stranger: so i think thats not possible
You: Maybe you dyed it transparant.
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: or just veeeeery tight leggins
You: Yes. This is the most probable theory this far.
Stranger: with the colour of my skin
You: It's a great opening for in a bar, though.
Stranger: but this is horrible
Stranger: heres cold
Stranger: and so are in the bar also
You: You should run to the nearest shower. Then just stay there untill you remember where they were again.
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You: Good day, sir.
You: or madam.
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: 说母语
You: Personally I'm more of a 'I can understand you'-guy.
You: You know, for real conversations?
Stranger: what u want?
Stranger: what you want from here?
You: Porsche Cayenne wouldn't be unwanted.
Stranger: i have cayenne
Stranger: for a year
You: Amazing, mike!
Stranger: and i have a benz slk 55 amg
You: of course you have!
Stranger: so what u want from me ?
Stranger: my pussy?
You: Well let's start with those two cars, right?
Stranger: my ass?
You: And then we'll see about the pussy and ass story.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i dont have pussy
Stranger: and i wont give u my ass
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You: Dude!
Stranger: what
You: Your wallet.
You: Now.
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i'm a ninja
Stranger: i kill u
You: A REAL ONE?!
You: Shit! I apologize so much!
Stranger: of course
You: I though you were just a regular bloke, and I though, well, that wallet seems nice.
Stranger: no problem, sir.
You: So now that we're having this conversation I sure must be dead, right?
You: I mean, it's not like ninja's have time for a little chit-chat in an alley.
Stranger: that's right dude
Stranger: have a good time in hell
You: Well it's not that bad over here, really.
You: Lot's of weed and hookers.
You: Looks like Holland.
Stranger: sure
You: I live in Holland so actually I'm not sure which one I'm in now, Holland or Hell.
Stranger: ha
You: Remember me, ninja man. this was worth dying for.

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 22:44 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: wassssuuuuuuuup
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: sorry, that was plain annoying
You: i'm from the netherlands
You: that's annoying as well
Stranger: Do you like tulips?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: where are you from again?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: Is that near Holland?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: How about hasish?
Stranger: ANd
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: and gay porn - thats what the netherlands is all about ja?
You: I'm from the netherlands
Stranger: Are you frank, Anne?
You: you made me lol
Stranger: Sorry I've forgotton where you're from?
You: I'm from the netherlands

ik viel nog wel uit mijn rol

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 00:05 schreef senderrr het volgende:
op school gingen we in de mediatheek allemaal op omegle maar we werden alleen met elkaar verbonden :S vage shit gek!

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 12:25 schreef Supersoep het volgende:

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Haha ja want jij bent natuurlijk veel slimmer!

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You: No
Stranger: Gosh.
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Stranger: WITHOUT THE MEX
Stranger: AND WITH THE IRIE
Stranger: PENIS!!!
Stranger: VAGINA!!!
Stranger: BOOBS!!!
Stranger: CUM!!!
Stranger: SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!!!
Stranger: CUNT!!!
Stranger: SPHINCTER!!!
Stranger: MAYONAZI!!!
Stranger: RECTAL CANCER!!!
Stranger: VIOLENT
Stranger: PIG
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: POLKA DOT FETISH!!!
Stranger: 10 HOUR PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXORZ
Stranger: GET RIGHT BEFORE HE STARTS RAPING SOME N00BS?!?!?!?
Stranger: .
Stranger: A PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXOR PUT ON HIS PWNER?!?!?!
Stranger: N00BRICINTE
Stranger: FUGLY DOLPHIN INTERCOURSE!!!
Stranger: IS VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR FACE!!!
Stranger: READ MORE BOOKS INSTEAD OF MY TERRIBLE SPAM!!!
Stranger: EVERY TIME YOU READ A NOVEL GO OUT DANCING
Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY REPEATS YET???
Stranger: IF SO YOU SHOULD PROBALEY D/C
Stranger: ORAL!!!
Stranger: STD"S
Stranger: CRAKIER
Stranger: NIGGER
Stranger: JEW!!!
Stranger: THE HOLOCUAST NEVER HAPPENDED
Stranger: but it should have happended to those terrible BRITS
Stranger: I AM A VERY BAD SPAMMER
Stranger: WAIT NO I AM VERY GOOD
Stranger: I USE A MACHINE THOUGH
Stranger: DOES IT FOR ME
Stranger: WANKER
Stranger: ASS!!
Stranger: GET YOUR OWN SPAM MACHINE AND CUM DO BATTLE WITH ME
Stranger: EAR FUCK
Stranger: EAR HEMROGING PINTS OF CUM AND BLOOD
Stranger: SHOVE ROCKS IN YOUR ANUS
Stranger: TAKE OUT YOUR RAGE ON OTHER PPL
Stranger: LIKE ME
Stranger: I AM ANGRY
Stranger: SO I DO THIS!!!
Stranger: I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOUR VAGINA
Stranger: WOMEN ARE STUPID AND I DONT RESPECT THEM
Stranger: THATS RIGHT
Stranger: I JUST HAVE SEX WITH THEM
Stranger: WOMEN SHOULD STAY IN THE HOME
Stranger: WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE EDUCATED
Stranger: BECUZE THEY DONT NEED JOBS
Stranger: THEY SHOULD JUST COOK AND CLEAN
Stranger: AND GIVE ORAL!!!!!
Stranger: LIGHT YOUR OWN PUBIC HAIRS
Stranger: OWN FIRE AND PISS THEM OUT
Stranger: CUM IN YOUR FACE
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: SLUT
Stranger: IRISH ARE THE ONLY GOOD RACE!!!
Stranger: BECUZE REDHEADS ARE SMEXY
Stranger: WITHOUT THE MEX
Stranger: AND WITH THE IRIE
Stranger: PENIS!!!
Stranger: VAGINA!!!
Stranger: BOOBS!!!
Stranger: CUM!!!
Stranger: SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!!!
Stranger: CUNT!!!
Stranger: SPHINCTER!!!
Stranger: MAYONAZI!!!
Stranger: RECTAL CANCER!!!
Stranger: VIOLENT
Stranger: PIG
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: POLKA DOT FETISH!!!
Stranger: 10 HOUR PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXORZ
Stranger: GET RIGHT BEFORE HE STARTS RAPING SOME N00BS?!?!?!?
Stranger: .
Stranger: A PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXOR PUT ON HIS PWNER?!?!?!
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Op maandag 13 april 2009 14:03 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Hehehe, mijn Omegle-chat is op www.omeglechat.com opgenomen 3 votes,woohoo!

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Op maandag 13 april 2009 14:03 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Hehehe, mijn Omegle-chat is op www.omeglechat.com opgenomen 3 votes,woohoo!

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Op maandag 13 april 2009 17:36 schreef MCH het volgende:

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ik krijg hier allemaal nederlandse meisjes van 17

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Stranger: hi
You: tick tovk
Stranger: tock tick?
You: exactly!
You: that was the secret password
Stranger: Check my mad skillz
You: you can come in now
Stranger: come in? do I really want to do that?
You: you are here to attend the secret wizzard-council, are you not?
Stranger: let me just get my Robe and hat.
You: allright!
Stranger:
You: i like your hat, nice and pointy
You: just like a wizzardhat should be
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: can I see your hat?
You: sure, got a blue one with yellow dots
You: great for nighttime trips
Stranger: Very nice.
You: night-camouflage
Stranger: ah ha, clever clever.
Stranger: so when your not setting up Wizzard mettings what do you get up2?
You: the usual. brewing potions, slaying ogres that kind of stuff
You: andlets not forget, grooming my beard
Stranger: The all important.
Stranger: I was on a quest to slay a hored of Zombies last night.
Stranger: I lost a thumb!
You: always tricky
You: that creatures just dont learn
You: ogres tend to remember you beat them senseless after two or three times and then just stay away
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ok so let's try this
Stranger: on the count of three
Stranger: name the best movie ever
Stranger: ready?
You: hm
You: yeah
Stranger: one
Stranger: two
Stranger: three
You: Backdoor Sluts Nine
Stranger: mrs. doubtfire!
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Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik
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Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik
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You: DEAR GOD, ITS ON MY FACE
You: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Stranger: Hello and thank you for calling Moviefone
You: AAHHHHHH
Stranger: For Mrs. Doubtfire, Press 1
You: I'd rather have Backdoor Sluts Nine!
Stranger: For Mrs. Doubtfire 2 - Back In Black, Press 2
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You: hey stranger
Stranger: Hi! m or f?
You: haha you must be a m definally
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