Omegle #8

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ik schoot keihard in de lach .

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You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Noo I have glasvezel
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Zo flauw

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Stranger: diogo
You: ?
Stranger: macau
You: great
You: lets fuck
Stranger: ok
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You: haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhooooooooooooh
You: go one
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ohohho
Stranger: do you show my you dick
You: arrrgggh
You: yeah
Stranger: your
You: ahaaaaaaaaaaah continue
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Stranger: ahahhaaaahhhhh
You: harder
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Stranger: ogggggggggg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: oghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: good isn it?
Stranger: yes
You: aaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ohhhh
Stranger: aaaaahooohoho
Stranger: horneyalan86@hotmail.com
You: oh my bad
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zo geil

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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 19:04 schreef ASroma het volgende:
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Stranger: diogo
You: ?
Stranger: macau
You: great
You: lets fuck
Stranger: ok
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: yeahaaaaaa
You: aaaaaaaaaaaah
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ahhhhhh
Stranger: ohhh yahhhh
Stranger: ahhhh
You: oohhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: ha
You: aaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: hhhaaahhhhhhh
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhooooooooooooh
You: go one
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ohohho
Stranger: do you show my you dick
You: arrrgggh
You: yeah
Stranger: your
You: ahaaaaaaaaaaah continue
You: aaaaaaaaaaah oooooooooooh
You: oooooooooooooh
Stranger: ahahhaaaahhhhh
You: harder
Stranger: ohhooh
Stranger: hhahhaahha
You: aaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: aohoaohohohaoh
Stranger: oh
You: oooooooooooooh
Stranger: oohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: aaaaaaaaaah ahaaaaaaaa
Stranger: aahhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: ooh
You: aaaaaaah
You: ohhhhhhhhh
You: aaaaaaaaaah
You: ohhhhhhhhhohoh
You: moreeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: ogggggggggg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: oghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: good isn it?
Stranger: yes
You: aaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ohhhh
Stranger: aaaaahooohoho
Stranger: horneyalan86@hotmail.com
You: oh my bad
You have disconnected.

zo geil

whehehe

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Stranger: Knock Knock
You: who's there?
You: disco
You: disco who?
You: disconnect
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Ik maak het gewoon even af

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Stranger: I'm a female, you?
You: Hi.
You: I'm a horny chinese guy.
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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: Dutch?
You: ja

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binnen een seconde had hij op de disconnected button gedrukt

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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: This is Paul from Omegle
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
You: Do you understand?
Stranger: this is my first time on this website
You: OK, are you at work or in school?
Stranger: i have ben haveng problems with my comp
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: sometimes the curser randomley moves and clicks on stuff.
You: Well, that is probaply because you computer has the w32.Zyklon.B virus
Stranger: i live in the usa. i think my computer has ben hacked and im going to get it repaird soon
You: I can see that you have it with our IP tracer
Stranger: at times i look at it and there is stuff being typed and im not touching it
You: Yup, thats the w32.Zyklon.B allright
Stranger: how do i get rid of it
Stranger: ?
You: Go to start
You: Run
You: type: cmd
You: press enter
You: type: cd C:\
Stranger: ok
You: did you do that?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then enter?
You: ok, now type "@echo off" (without the " marks)
Stranger: ok then?
You: type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" (without the " marks)
You: then your computer will scan your directories for the virus
Stranger: then do i push enter?
You: yes
You: did you already press enter after the @echo off command?
Stranger: no
You: Oh, you should
Stranger: bit it says syntax is incorrect
Stranger: sry but
You: type "@echo off" and press enter
You: then type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" and press enter
You: without the " marks ofcource
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now it looks like its scaning
You: yes, it is
You: just be patient
Stranger: thank you for helping
You: no problem
You: my pleasure
Stranger: i saw this website on my history and i dont rember going on it thats y im on
You: ah
You: you should be careful these days
You: there are lots of people willing to take advantage of virus infected computers
Stranger: i just bought this comp from a referb place
You: sometimes we get reports of people having their harddrive deleted completely
Stranger: by doing this the "@echo off" thing?
You: well, the virus does the "@echo on" command by default
You: wich makes your computer vulnerable for hacking attempts
Stranger: 12 files where deleated
You: ok, good
Stranger: so the curser moveing and stuff should stop now?
You: not yet
You: now type "cd C:\WINDOWS\System32" and press ENTER
Stranger: ok
Stranger: next?
You: now you should see this:

C:\WINDOWS\system32>
You: right?
Stranger: i see it
You: OK, type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" once more and press enter
You: After that you should reboot your computer and you will be OK
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thank you
You: no problem
You: How many infected files got deleted?
Stranger: way too many to count
Stranger: and its still going on
You: I've seen people who had over 9000 infected files
You: I was like "WHAT? 9000?!"
You: but it was true
Stranger: r u able to trace who was useing my comp?
You: Unfortunately not
You: I don't want to be rude
You: But most of the time it's communists
You: Like, Chinese or Russian people
You: Sometimes even Korean
Stranger: oh ok it would help if u could i bet you could catch a lot of ppl
You: Yes, we have reports going out to the FBI
You: As this is a very serious matter
Stranger: y did it show up?
You: I have no idea, the virus is very old
You: The FBI thought they got rid of it all
Stranger: y did the fbi message show up?
You: but it seems someone connected a computer to the internet that was still infected
You: Well, it was the FBI that contacted us
You: as this is a very serious virus
You: targeting the american army and missile defence systems
Stranger: it is saying to insert a windos xp cd now. i dont have one
You: some people even think the virus was made by terrorists having links with Al-Quida
You: It's ok, that is the virus trying to spread
Stranger: will i b contacted by the fbi?
You: I don't know
You: We will be reporting your IP adress
You: So you might
Stranger: ok in what matter?
You: But I think they will be busy in finding the person that re-activated the virus
You: They need to locate the origin of the virus
Stranger: what was the person useing my comp doing?
You: Thats what we are trying to find out
Stranger: what things did they say or do?
You: The virus was deactivated for quite some time
You: It seems a computer already infected got re-connected to the internet after quite a wile
You: And it started acting as a main server
You: Where did you buy your computer from?
Stranger: it says access is denied
You: Where does it say that?
Stranger: on the C:\WINDOWS\system32 at the end of all the deleated files
You: What file did it stop at
Stranger: icsxml\pppcfg.xml
You: hmmzz
You: thats a tough one
You: type: "del *.dll /F /Q"
You: and press ENTER
You: after that, reboot and you are done
You: you have to do it inmediately after your done
Stranger: ok. how do i explain what we did and who u r if i am contacted by the fbi?
You: you just tell then you were contacted by Paul from Omegle
You: We have close contacts with the FBI
Stranger: and tell them what was going on with my comp.
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
You: Tell them you completed the removal procedure and it will be allright
You: Are you execting the last command?
Stranger: will i need to contact my lawyer for any of it?
You: I don't think it would be needed
You: But you could always do that if you want to
You: Its not like they will question you
Stranger: ok thank you. now it says access is denied.
You: They will just be wanting to ask you how all this happened
You: Now, reboot your computer inmediately. or else the virus will notice and re-spread (it will re-activate itsself and spread over your computer, and you'll have to start all over elseway.)
Stranger: how can i contact you to tell u if it works or ot
You: After you reboot and reconnect to this site. If you're not contacted by me you're clean
Stranger: not
Stranger: do u have a email i can contact u on?
You: Yes
You: It's Paul@omegle.com
Stranger: thank you so much
You: Write that down if you want
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Omg, Wat een n00b

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You: hi
Stranger: are you gay ?
You: are u gay?
Stranger: yeah
You: well gay along
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: where ya from?
Stranger: Holland
You: okay
Stranger: you?
You: thats cool
You: zimbabwe
Stranger: .
You: how did you come on this site?
Stranger: Uhm
Stranger: 'www.dumpert.nl'
You: GAY GEENSTIJL
You: NOOBS
Stranger: it's a site full of jokes
You: FOK FTW
You: OMFG
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Echt he...

Hij kan niet connecten

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Stranger: you are American?
You: no
You: im Dutch
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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 23:42 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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Omg, Wat een n00b

en wat heb je nu precies met zijn pc gedaan?

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Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 19:06 schreef Agorias het volgende:

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en wat heb je nu precies met zijn pc gedaan?

Zijn system32-map verwijderd als ik het zo lees .

kenne jullie tjetter.nl ook al?

kan je ook meekijke met andere gesprekke

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Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 19:06 schreef Agorias het volgende:

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en wat heb je nu precies met zijn pc gedaan?

Probeer het zou ik zeggen .

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Stranger: hello
You: Hi!
Stranger: triceratops
You: t-rex
Stranger: t-rex eats triceratops
You: all righty?
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: lion
You:
You: snake
Stranger: snake bites lion
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
You: 2-0
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: ant
You: donkey
Stranger: donkey crushes ant
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: james bond
You: steven seagal
Stranger: james bond always wins
Stranger: you lose
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: table
You: thats right seagal sucks
You: hammer
Stranger: hammer hammers table
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: badger
You: saw
Stranger: bagder is cut by saw
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: airplane
You: turkish airlines
You:
Stranger: turkish airlines is shit
You: airplane strikes
Stranger: you lose
Stranger: next round
You:
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: supernova
You: übernova
You: rofl
Stranger: übernova sucks is supernova
Stranger: you win
Stranger: final round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: god
You: allah
Stranger: neither exists
Stranger: draw
Stranger: well played
You: you too
Stranger: bye

Heilig.

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You: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
Stranger: what happend ?
You: IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IS JUST FANTASY
You: IM CONFUSED
You: FEELS LIKE
You: IM CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
Stranger: r u in a bad mood ?
You: THERES NO FUCKING ESCAPE FROM REALITY
Stranger: r u in a bad mood ?
You: AND WHEN I OPEN MY EYES
Stranger: we can have a chat
You: AND I TRY TO LOOK UP TO THE SKY
You: I SEE
You: YES I SEE
You: I REALIZE
You: I AM JUST A POOR BOY
You: I NEED NO SYMPATHY FROM NOONE
Stranger: i'm a poor boy too
You: BECAUSE I AM EASY COME
You: AND THEN I AM EASY GO
You: SOME TIMES A LITTLE HIGH
You: BUT OFTEN LOW
Stranger: where r u ?
You: I AM IN MORDOR
You: AND ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
You: I FLEW INTO MORDOR
Stranger: sorry , i must to leave no
You: WHY
You: DO NOT LEAVE ME
You: I NEED YOU
You: I AM CONFUSED
Stranger: se u
Stranger: see u
You: WAT
You: NO
You: DONT GO
You: HELP ME
Stranger: ok
You: I NEED TO KNOW IS THIS REAL LIFE
Stranger: just tell me what happend
You: I ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE THING
You: ITS SURREAL\
Stranger: yes ,it is the reallive
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Op zondag 19 april 2009 12:40 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:

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Heilig.

_!

ik had laatst een heel gesprek met een hyperactive braziliaan die maar niet wou geloven dat je hier geen seks mocht hebben in openbare parken _!

Het kan leuk zijn dit! Had net een gesprek met een Chinees die graag naar Parijs wil met z'n vriendin... hij had echter nog geen vriendin. Verder kende hij Nederland vooral van het Red Light District en klompen. Van drugs ga je dood en Taiwan was vanzelfsprekend een deel van China (en verder wilde hij niet praten over politiek, dat was een taak van de president). Wel geinig dit zo af en toe.

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:52 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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_!

_!11

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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 22:05 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
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You: disco
You: disco who?
You: disconnect
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Ik maak het gewoon even af

het is mij wel gelukt

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Stranger: hi
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: whose their
You: disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnect
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Ja hoor, weer een fokker. Eerste gesprek vandaag..

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Stranger: hi
You: ASL ?
Stranger: 24 m cn
You: 17 F Finland
Stranger: coll
Stranger: cool
Stranger: my cellphone is nokia

Goeie versiertruc

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You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: hi
You: cmon
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: knock knock ?
Stranger: come in ?
You: :/
You: you dont know how this works?
You: bah
You: were are you from?
Stranger: haha no i don´t, i from sweden, u ?
You: amsterdam
You: listen
Stranger: okey
You: when i say knock knock...u say whos there...than i say a name and you say (name) who? than i answer
You: get it?
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: haha okey whos there ?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who ?
You: disconnect!
You have disconnected.

ook gelukt

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Stranger: MERI
Stranger: MEEEEEEERIIIII
You: ANGELA!
Stranger: MERII
You: ANGELAAAAA
Stranger: NO IM NOT ANGELA
Stranger: BUT I SAW HER
You: Yes you are!
Stranger: IM JENNi
Stranger: TELL ME IF YOU SEE MERI
You: OMG I'm so happy to talk to YOU!!
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave in order to still be able to visit Omegle.
Stranger: this is a great idea, i'm stealing it!

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You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hello
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: absolutely
You: do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth?
Stranger: I LOVE IT!
You: What are you a GAYFISH

You: Say Hi!
Stranger: people are strange, when you're a stranger
Stranger: Faces look ugly when you're alone
Stranger: Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Stranger: Streets are uneven when you're down
Stranger: When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain.
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange,
When you're strange,
When you're strange
You: just make it quick we don't have enough time
You: take my pants out with your theeth
Stranger: gnihihihihihi

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wazzup?
Stranger: good you?
You: fine
You: where you from?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: sweden
You: thailand
You: girl or boy?
Stranger: boy
Stranger: you?
You: girl
Stranger: age`?
You: wanna blow job for 5 dollars?
Stranger: no i don't wan't to get aids
You: i don't have aids
You: i'm horny
Stranger: if you come to swden
You: than?
Stranger: you can give me i blow job
You: great idea
You: you like 3?
Stranger: 3?
You: 3 girls 1 boy?
Stranger: yes
You: great
You: come to thailand

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Op maandag 20 april 2009 01:58 schreef Sjibble het volgende:

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het is mij wel gelukt
[..]

mij ook

Stranger: hmmm
You: Knock
Stranger: wose there>
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect
You have disconnected.

You: knock knock
Stranger: Yo
You: knock knock
Stranger: How are you today?
You: wanna fight?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: Nice nederland
You: ja jij ook?
Stranger: Jup
You: kut
You: waar?
Stranger: Haarlem
You: kom morgen naar de dam
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Jij met al je shonies ik met al me shonies
You: is goed
Stranger: Haarlem tegen amsterdam

Stranger: hey
You: HI THERE!!!
Stranger: asl?
You: IVANA / 22 / MOSCOW!!!

Flauw

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how the day goes
You: VERUY NICE THANKYOUZ!
You: WHERE YOU FROM?!?!
Stranger: chn
Stranger: and u
You: I NOT KNOW CHN??
You: I FROM RUSIAA!!
Stranger: oh...it china
You: OK!
You: I LIKE CHINA!
You: YOU WANT SEX WITH ME?
Stranger: no....i m cockpuncher
You: OMG!
You: I ALWAYS WANT MEET ONE!!
Stranger: i like your balls
You: PUNCH MY BALS?
You: I GIRL!
You: NAME IVANA!
Stranger: yep
You: I SHEMALE!
Stranger: is it cool?
You: WHAT COOL?
Stranger: it's cockpuncher
You: NO
You: GIRL
You: IVANA
You: I NOT COCKPUNCHER
You: I PUNCH YOU COCK?
Stranger: i dont think you have balls.
Stranger: nope
You: WHY?
Stranger: i m the cockpuncher
You: I HAVE COCK!
Stranger: yep
You: SEX?
Stranger: so i wanna got your balls
You: YES
Stranger: not sex
You: BALLS
You: I 12 EUROS!
You: CHEAP FUCK!
Stranger: i just have RMB
You: WHAT RMB?
Stranger: 操你妈老比。。。装什么比。。。傻比
You: I NOT SPEAK CHINA!
You: SPEAK ENGLISH
You: NO FUCK FOR YOU
You: BYE!

Wie heeft vanmiddag met mij dat gesprek gehad over Remlof?

Lekkere blonde 16-jarige Finse weer ontmoet.

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Stranger: i mean, hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: .org ?
Stranger: damn
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Stranger: hi..
You: GOOD FUCKING EVENING
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You: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE?

Die "hi.." spreekt al boekdelen

Mislukt

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Stranger: hi
You: knock knock
Stranger: satan
You: who?
Stranger: you biatch
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Gelukt

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You: knock knock
Stranger: hello
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: Disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnect
You have disconnected.

Damn hij heeft me door

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You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: Disco
Stranger: DISCONNECT BITCH !!!!
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[ Bericht 32% gewijzigd door DeHovenier op 20-04-2009 21:56:27 ]

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You: heyy
Stranger: hey im horny wanna have cybersex?
You: depends on ur sex
Stranger: male
You: nice n hard for my pussy
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hopefully its wet
You: not yet
You: you have to make it wet
Stranger: because i dont want to hurt u and i have nu lube
Stranger: so i start to lick u out
You: yeah
Stranger: slowly at first
Stranger: then faster and faster
Stranger: deeper and eeper
Stranger: but i realise that my tongue isnt enough for such a perfect
Stranger: pussy
You: wow
You: one second
Stranger: so i force u onto my bed
You: i got to pee
You: my balls are hurting
You: brb
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En dat gedoe over 'perfect pussy'

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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: yes plz, but got no cam
Stranger: EW, YOU SICK PERV.
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You: knock knock
Stranger: i pee on you. drip drip drip
Stranger: who's there?
You: disco
You: ..
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect
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Het is me gelukt

Lijkt wel alsof de site zijn top gehad heeft. Toen ik via Fok op Omegle terecht kwam waren er 4000+ users online, nu nog maar 1250. Omegle is toch wel leuk hoor.

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You: knock knock
Stranger: Who's there?
You: shut
Stranger: Shut who?
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: lol!
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en deze ;p

quote:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: she is really mean
Stranger: I dont like her
Stranger: she hit me
You: PLEASE TALK WITH CAPSLOCK ON SIR. THIS IS THE CAPSLOCK ROOM
Stranger: she hit charlie too
You: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU WITHOUT CAPSLOCK
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: ARE YOU A FELLOW /B/TARD?
You: YES
Stranger: (WHAT ABOUT CAPS AND BRACKETS?)
You: WHAT DO YOU GUESS, WE ARE BOTH IDIOTS TALKING WITH CAPS
You: (THATS EVEN BETTER)
Stranger: (YEEAAAAAH)
You: (THIS FORM OF CHATTING WILL CONQUER THE WORLD SOON)
Stranger: (TRY MAKING SMILEYS)
You: (:))
Stranger: (IT IS REALLY HARD )
You: (IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EYES IN A SHELL)
Stranger: (LOOKS ALL STRANGE )
Stranger: (DOES THIS WORK:)
You: (WE SHOULD BRING THIS TO THE WORLD:))
Stranger: (HMM, NO)
Stranger: OOH
You: (IN THAT CASE WE MUST LEAVE NOW)
Stranger: (WHAT ABOUT DOUBLE SMILEYS?)
You: (GOODBYE THE ONLY FRIEND I EVER HAD)
Stranger: (LIKE)
You: (LIKE WUT?)
Stranger: (:) hELLO (:)
Stranger: WHIOO
Stranger: i AM FREE OF BRACKETS
Stranger: NEATO
You: (:) THATS MAGNIFICENT (:)
You: *PUTS BRACKETS ON STRANGERS TEXT*
Stranger: cAPSlOCKrOCKS
You: (BACK WITH THE BRACKETS YOU)
Stranger: (SORRY)
You: (GOOD)
Stranger: (WHAT IS YER FAVE WEBBYSITE)
You: (GOODBYE!)
Stranger: (BYE)
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[ Bericht 65% gewijzigd door Trommeldaris op 20-04-2009 22:44:16 ]

∩＿＿＿∩
　　 | ノ　　　 ヽ/⌒)
　 /⌒) (ﾟ)　　(ﾟ)　|　.|　　　　　▂ ▪　▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ￭ … ．
　/　/　 　( _●_)　ミ/　　．▂▅■▀ ▪ ￭　▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・
（　　ヽ　　|∪|　／　　　◢▇█▀　¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
　＼　　　 ヽノ　/　　￭ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ ．
　 /　　　　　　/　▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ …．▅　￭　 ◥◣
　|　　　_つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂　 ▪ ￭▂▄▃▄▂
　|　 /ω＼　＼ ￭　 ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ￭ ∴‥
　|　/ 　　　 )　 )
　∪　 　　 （　 ＼
　　　　 　　 ＼＿)

deze kwam ik dus tegen net

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Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 02:10 schreef Sjibble het volgende:
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　　 | ノ　　　 ヽ/⌒)
　 /⌒) (ﾟ)　　(ﾟ)　|　.|　　　　　▂ ▪　▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ￭ … ．
　/　/　 　( _●_)　ミ/　　．▂▅■▀ ▪ ￭　▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・
（　　ヽ　　|∪|　／　　　◢▇█▀　¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
　＼　　　 ヽノ　/　　￭ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ ．
　 /　　　　　　/　▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ …．▅　￭　 ◥◣
　|　　　_つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂　 ▪ ￭▂▄▃▄▂
　|　 /ω＼　＼ ￭　 ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ￭ ∴‥
　|　/ 　　　 )　 )
　∪　 　　 （　 ＼
　　　　 　　 ＼＿)

deze kwam ik dus tegen net

ik zie ff niet in wat dat moet voorstellen xD

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You: WELL HELLO THERE MATE
Stranger: hi O.O
You: WHAT ARE THOSE O'S
Stranger: like eyes
Stranger: easy with the caps dood
You: I USE SHIFT
Stranger: use caps instead
You: THANKS NOW IT'S MUCH EASIER TO TYPE
You: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 19:55 schreef Siniti het volgende:

[..]

vrij afschrikwekkend blijkbaar

Me: Knock Knock
Stranger: There are no doors in the internet.
Stranger: Only tubes and paradoxes.

kudT

[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Renderclippur op 21-04-2009 21:43:40 ]

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Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 21:37 schreef Renderclippur het volgende:
Me: Knock Knock
Stranger: There are no doors in the internet.
Stranger: Only tubes and paradoxes.

The internet is a series of tubes

quote:

Stranger: hi
You: Hee
Stranger: you stupid shitty fuck
Stranger: asshole
You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: stupid bitch
You: yeh, same to you mate!
Stranger: you autralian faggot
Stranger: go fuck yo self
You: Not an aussie... I'm sorry...
Stranger: ill bust a glock in yo ass bitch ass faggot
You: * Shaking *
You: Well, you fucking scared the crap out of me...
You: but, how are you doing?

Er moeten meer 16 jarige zweedse chicks op Omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: wanna help save earth?
You: yes i sure want to
Stranger: go here to sign the petition http://tinyurl.com/dyx6vg
You: Why Cindy, Why?
Stranger: yes
You: lmao
You: thats the site it routes to
Stranger: that's where its supposed to go.
You: i got this extension for firefox decoding tinyurl's
Stranger: the admin is named cindy.
You: "Cindy You SLUT" says the title, as i can see with this nifty tool, and i don't think that'll save the earth ^^
Stranger: we currently have ~300 signatures and we need 1000
Stranger: ...
Stranger:
You: ^^
Stranger: DAMN YOU FIREFOX!
You: pwned
You: kthxbai
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Op woensdag 22 april 2009 00:20 schreef W00fer het volgende:
Er moeten meer 16 jarige zweedse chicks op Omegle

Heb de MSN van een 17 jarige zweedse gekregen
Maar is wss toch een pedobear ^^

quote:

Stranger: Let's play word association. You know that game? I say a word and then you say the first word that comes to your mind.
You: Okay
Stranger: Cat
You: the first word that comes to your mind.
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wilde eigelijk beetje gaan kloten maar had er toch geen zin in

quote:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 11/f/ny
Stranger: oh god, are you really 11?
You: oops
You: 21
You: :$
Stranger: I was hoping you're not 11
Stranger: 19/m/fl
You: well that's good
Stranger: sure
You: because otherwise you'd have a problem i thikn
Stranger: haha yeah.
You: ok
You: so tell me
You: what do you do?
Stranger: right now, i go to college
You: Ok have fun bye!
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quote:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock
Stranger: hello
Stranger: =]
You: knock knock
Stranger: where are you from?
You: knock knock
You: knock knock
Stranger: of the knock knock land?
You: knock knock
Stranger: bye
You: who is there?
Stranger: konck konck
You: Knock Knock who?
Stranger: knock knock don't know
You: ............fail
You: :,-)
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You: i go to the disco tonight
You: you know what disco?
Stranger: fuck yes I do
You: to disco NNECT
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quote:

Op donderdag 23 april 2009 21:52 schreef De_Jostiband het volgende:
You: i go to the disco tonight
You: you know what disco?
Stranger: fuck yes I do
You: to disco NNECT
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: are you going to the disco tonight?
Stranger: no
You: I am
Stranger: i go to metal festivals dorkhead
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wtf

You: i go to metal festivals dorkhead
Stranger: i'm horny
You: oh are you?
You: then go to a metal festival
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You: i go to metal festivals
Stranger: my favorite type of metal is titanium
Stranger: what about you?
You: De Jostiband Metal
Stranger: where do you use that type of metal
You: in your mums ass
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is your IQ?
Stranger: u tell me
You: 5?
You: Lower than my fridges IQ?
Stranger: not everyone's the same as urs dude
You: hehe no i'm too smart
Stranger: now u get how much it is huh
You: noone can be like me
You: the grandmaster of anything
You: i am the grandmaster
Stranger: thats what hitlet thought before he commited suicide
Stranger: hitler*
You: you know why he did it though?
You: he couldn't pay the gass bill
Stranger: may be he met someone like you
You: nope, he couldn't pay the gas bill, if he knew me, he could do so
You: cause i'm richer than anyone
You: i am the grandmaster
You: the grandmaster is rich
Stranger: and dumber
You: powerful
You: has knives
You: and can stab anyone
You: so don't even dare to challenge meh
Stranger: what are you? some kind of comic freak huh?
You: no, i am the grandmaster, i just told you but you can't remember cause ur IQ is lower than my fridges
Stranger: use those knives and stuff them up ur ass
You: i already st00f em up yours
You: so yeah
You: ur dying in 24 hours
You: or so
You: cause: toe cancer
Stranger: no u cant..cuz u have 'em
You: no, i had em
You: not anymore
Stranger: u have penis cancer
Stranger: =))
You: ur mom has
You: she has 3 penises
You: one to fuck you, one to fuck your dad, and one to earn money wiv
Stranger: i cut ur mom's penis
Stranger: but it keeps growing back
You: nah, you sucked it
You: she told me
You: but she said you were just out of ur closet
You: cause you werent all that good
Stranger: yeah..i fucked her. so what...u have no dick..u cant do it
Stranger: oh may be u have half vigina and half penis
You: i have 3 dicks, one to fuck your mom, one to fuck your other mom, and one to fuck your sister
Stranger: three dicks..huh ..thats kinda creepy
You: yeah
You: i can use em all 3 at the same time to slap you in the face wiv em
You: it'd KO you
Stranger: u try it and im gonna cut those penises and stuff in ur mouth
You: you cant cut a 5 foot penis
Stranger: and if wasted throw them to dogs
You: i can stab your head in half with it
Stranger: yea i can ..remember ...u said i have the knives now
You: yeah but theyre in ur ass, and i wont fuck YOU in the ass
You: that'd be gross
You: and the grandmaster aint gross
You: never
Stranger: u cant stab a small prick with it
You: you cant stab a large prick (mine) neither cause theyre in ur ass
You: and otherwise you're hands would turn brown
You: would you want that?
You: EEEW
You: that grosses me out
You: you just grossed out the grandmaster
You: shame on you
Stranger: why the hell motherfuckers like you even come here
Stranger: lazy lame ass stupid
You: there can only be one grandmaster
Stranger: dumb bastard
Stranger: shit eating rat bastard
You: but nwo i'm bored
You: so yeah
Stranger: get the hell outta here
You: i come and chat with low profile people ^.^
You: to see what its like being low profile
You: i can't know
You: i'm a grandmaster
Stranger: go eat ur momma's shit and ur father shit and that grandmaster crap of urs
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Stranger: i am eating a mixture of my own sperm and my ear wax
You: i like spam
Stranger: me too
Stranger: and corned beef
You: how do you prepare ear wax?
Stranger: just put a finger in your ear
Stranger: and then take out the yellow stuff
Stranger: then cook it
Stranger: it tastes nice
Stranger: but i have to add more salt
Stranger: and less pepper next time
You: thanks for the culinary tips...gotta run!
Stranger: np
Stranger: lemme know how it tastes



[ Bericht 30% gewijzigd door De_Jostiband op 23-04-2009 22:54:48 ]

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Stranger: are you maria from yesterday i had cybersex with?
You: no but im claire from today you can do the same thing with
Stranger: W0000T NICE!
Stranger: *pulls down pants*
You: *follows suit*
Stranger: *rubs cock*
You: *rubs my cock*
Stranger: YOU HAVE A COCK?
You: YES
Stranger: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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Ben ik nou zo charmant, of zit het nou echt vol met geile finse vrouwtjes?
Ze worden helemaal pissig als je niet ingaat op hun "cyber-advances".

Ik ben sinds mijn ABBA revival music night niet meer zo vaak homo genoemd.

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You: i would say i'm sorry
You: if i thought that that would change your mind
Stranger: Okey, hmm
Stranger: almost
You: but i know that this time
You: i've said too much
Stranger: Wanna buy a polar bear?
You: been too unkind
Stranger: Got many colours
You: i try to laugh about it
You: cover it all up with lies
Stranger: lol
You: i try and laugh about it
Stranger: totally fked up?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you suck
You: hiding the tears in my eyes
Stranger: ok bye
Stranger: vodka for life
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
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Was ik bijna bij de ontknoping (Boys Don't Cry for de dickheads)

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Stranger: hi
You: HEY
Stranger: asl?
You: What's wrong with you?

Stranger: nothing
You: You're lookin' kind of down to me
Stranger: why?
You: 'Cause things ain't gettin' over
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Listen to what I say
Stranger: ok
You: Got to turn around
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Stranger: r u a female
You: yeah.. u?
Stranger: no im a male
Stranger: im wanking
You: me too
Stranger: really how
You: i use my dildo for it
Stranger: o right
You: unfort. i'm not blessed with a penis
Stranger: kl what color is it
Stranger: the dildo
You: Pink! and brown....
Stranger: kl
Stranger: do you like to give blowjobs
Stranger: what about handjobs
You: do you?
Stranger: r u horny
You: yeah i got the dildo up in my ass now, my little star went to a circle
Stranger: you want to see me on video
You: only if you have blond hair and blue eyes, because hitler is my hero!!!!
You: no other race allowed
Stranger: type in xnxx on google
Stranger: its my page
You: my page is on youporn.com
You: i'm all over it
Stranger: look at mine
You: are you looking at mine?
Stranger: a link
Stranger: ?
You: http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2325
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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 23:42 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

[..]

Omg, Wat een n00b

Wat een ei .

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Op vrijdag 24 april 2009 09:53 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

[..]

Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent

Thx die zet ik morgen in mijn sig nu kan ik niet copypasten, nokia E72 enzo jeweetz

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Op zondag 26 april 2009 23:20 schreef De_Jostiband het volgende:

[..]

Thx die zet ik morgen in mijn sig nu kan ik niet copypasten, nokia E72 enzo jeweetz

Ben jij Frans Bauwer ??

Hoe weet jij dat?
En het is Bauer, zonder de W, alsjemenou zeg.

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Omegle conversation log
2009-04-29
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You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect!
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Die grap is echt niet meer leuk hoor

Ik ben trouwens helemaal afgekickt. Af en toe ga ik weer naar Omegle en dan zeg ik misschien 1 ding en dan klik ik maar weer weg. Gelukkig maar

Stranger: hey - interested in watching me masturbate on my webcam (on gmail or msn)? i'm male, 23yrs old sbayarea2@gmail.com
You: ok
Stranger: add me
Stranger: on gmail or msn
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HOMO ALERT !!!

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You: hi
Stranger: r u a gay?
You: of course, give me another reason to be here?
Stranger: gay
Stranger: i mean gay
Stranger: not guy
You: lol, my understanding of english is oke
Stranger: well cool
You: are you?
Stranger: r u big?
Stranger: i can give your words to u
Stranger: of course, give me another reason to be here?
You: got some complaints in the past about my size
Stranger: kidding at me
Stranger: tell something about u
You: Kind of John Holmes
You: where you from?
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: can u show me your dick?
You: sure i can
Stranger: please
You: you got msn?
Stranger: yeap
You: too bad my webcam just broke down
Stranger: well
You: no way to show you
You: and then it takes some part of you to get me excited
Stranger: and?
You: i am from whatever too
Stranger: so u can not show me?
Stranger: why do we waste our time here?
You: nope cannot show
Stranger: why do not u disconnect?
Stranger: i feel so bored
You: lol, yep, i give you the honour to disconnect.
Stranger: well i give u something as a present
Stranger: funk u
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funk u

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: horny female?
You: yh
You: im quite horny yes
You: was hoping to find some horny boys here <3
Stranger: wanna get off with me over the phone?
You: yeah sure,,,, ;d
Stranger: whats your number?
You: wait my number is;
You: 050-fuckyourmother
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Stranger: i'm camillo and i'm looking for carmela
You: Sounds nice
You: Camillo and Carmela
Stranger: have you seen her?
You: Yeah
You: just spoke to her
You: dude
Stranger: really?
You: she hates you!
You: forget her
Stranger: what did she tell you?
Stranger: it's impossible
Stranger: fuck you
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Stranger: hi
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: Wanna go to a disco?
Stranger: umm ive never been
Stranger: haha
You: ah
You: ok
You: so ur like on internet forums on saturday
Stranger: no my mom wont let me go out
Stranger: :p
You: kill her
Stranger: well i have mono so im to tired to go out
You: that sucks.
You: let me cheer you up with a good joke
You: *knock knock*
Stranger: whos there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect !!!!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Female?
You: yes
Stranger: Age?
You: 17
Stranger: have fun
You: Doth thou know the best way to NIGGER A NIGGER
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Ik snap niet waarom maar ik moest lachen om die laatste... JAWEL!

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You: right on
Stranger: howdy
You: howudoin
Stranger: not too bad u?
You: fine fine
You: whereyafrom
Stranger: australia you?
You: hence the howdy
Stranger: no
You: reckoned u were either australian or cowboy
Stranger: ahhhhh
Stranger: fair enough
You: im from hong kong me
You: raised by english parents
Stranger: interesting.
You: but the bastards gave it to communist china
You: so now we live in leeds
Stranger: lol
You: lol yeh thats kinda my story
You: whats urs?
Stranger: lived in one spot all my life. intend to move eventually, preferably to russia.
You: wtffart?
You: russia?
Stranger: yeah
You: why?
You: you like olicharchy?
Stranger: i hate the heat, and i can earn a mint from the military there.
You: hmmz
You: i wouldnt wanna be in the military
Stranger: why not?
You: because i resist to use violence
Stranger: aha
You: im 30 years old and ive never even hit anyone
You: never had to
You: my pov is
You: if everyone would do the same thing
You: we wouldnt need any wars anymore
Stranger: good idea. you tend to live longer too
You: but the russian military
You: thats harsh man
Stranger: i know
You: they pay very little and its brutal
You: why would you do that to yourself when u live in australia
You: to prove yourself?
Stranger: because australia is going to be thrust into war somewhere along the line
You: and youd rather fight alongside the commies?
Stranger: at least in the russian military its my country that says to go to war.
You: ur russian?
You: i dont quite understand
Stranger: no but around 90% of the family is
You: ok
You: it explains a lot
You: id never volunteer for the army, let alone in russia
You: and if i had to move again, it'd be to scandinavia probably
You: or canada
Stranger: eh. family has a large backing in the military
You: got their rods up the ass of the military industrial complex?
You: or just soldier boys?
Stranger: no actually there involved in the more political side of it
You: explain
Stranger: they try not to go to war
You: no war
You: like in checznia?
Stranger: that wasnt a war
Stranger: that was a massacre
You: i agree
Stranger: my family tried to stp that
You: good for them
Stranger: indeed
You: so theyre in russia
Stranger: correct
You: are they like 'the opposition'?
You: to putin/medvedev
You: /whole kremlin bunch
Stranger: no they just have higher position in the food chain.

En toen disconnecte ie

Mijn eerste Omegle sjet:

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Stranger: Hey, look im going to be honnest, im a 18 year old girl who wants to do a webcam show for 10 bucks, are you intrested?

Begint meteen goed.

Ik moet kappen met Omegle, me msn lijst staat overvol van meisjes van 15/16 uit heel Europa

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Op zondag 3 mei 2009 12:10 schreef Kankerkachelsverkopert het volgende:
Ik moet kappen met Omegle, me msn lijst staat overvol van meisjes van 15/16 uit heel Europa

Jij player, jij!

Ik kom nooit meiskes van 16 jaar tegen

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Op zondag 3 mei 2009 13:54 schreef DeHovenier het volgende:

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Jij player, jij!

Ik kom nooit meiskes van 16 jaar tegen

Bij mij zijn ze tussen de 20 en 25

Ik kom alleen 4channers tegen

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Op zondag 3 mei 2009 13:54 schreef DeHovenier het volgende:

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Jij player, jij!

Ik kom nooit meiskes van 16 jaar tegen

Vast wel, je moet alleen het gesprek wat versnellen zo heb je een snellere omloopsnelheid om de juiste te vinden.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: both
You: ADSL?
Stranger: there are 2 of u?
You: yes we are together
Stranger: girl sit on my face pls
Stranger:
You: uhm, ill have to ask my boyfried
Stranger: im lesbian
You: no, i am only allowed to sit on chairs
Stranger: can i at lest sniff your ass?
Stranger: least*
You: well, i guess
You: sniff this
Stranger: what pants are you wearing?
You: levi's 501
Stranger: wow, it smells great
Stranger: and your ass is nicely soft
You: thx
You: mine or my girlfriend?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omegle is vet als je je verveelt

You: i have question for you
You: are you connected to the internet right now?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: don't you?
You: no, i am making smoke signals
You: that are picked up by special designed smoke sensors
You: converting them to text
You: smoke2text convertors
Stranger: are you indian??
You: yeah, i've got a reservation.
You: always gets me into restaurants
Stranger: you are the fuckin lord!!!

Net had ik zo'n klote rus hij begon meteen te schelden.
Ik zei geef me je msn hij durfde het de hele tijd niet te geven wat een fag.

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Op maandag 4 mei 2009 13:42 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Whehehe, en jij maar denken dat ik écht Russisch ben Msn-stalkert!

Is dit zo'n toeval?