Omegle #7

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: How are you!?
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
You: Hot
You: but
You: Blonde
You: Sweden
You: 1.70
You: 59 kg
You: what else
Stranger: haha =P
Stranger: that about covers it
Stranger: got a pic?
You: no
You: your male?
Stranger: yea
You: i'm a lesbian....
You: Sorry!
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jahreiiiiiiiin
You: THarin!
Stranger: whatsup
You: Nothing much
You: there=:
Stranger: u are a stranger ?
You: not to me i am
You: are you ?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: we are
Stranger: perfect strangers
Stranger: asl?
You: thats a good movie
You: asl is someting stupid
Stranger: thats a good song
Stranger: of deep purple
You: that to
You: but the asl stuff is lame
Stranger: its short
Stranger: thats but why i used it
You: i disconnect peole who use that
You: they are just out there to get little teenage girls
You: using asl
Stranger: haha
You: hoping they will have a 12 year old girl on it
Stranger: i'm no pedopgilian
Stranger: philian*
You: never said that
You: you start diffrent
You: most peole just say asl
You: thats it
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: then where you from?
You: dutchland
Stranger: holland?
You: yupo
Stranger: nice
Stranger: youre in melbourne?
You: no
You: are you ?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm from turkey
You: aah
You: are you meki ?
Stranger: whats "meki"?
Stranger: hey?
You: its a guy from turkey
Stranger: whats it
Stranger: never heard about it
You: he is a big political guy in holland now
Stranger: isn't meki moroccan?
You: true
Stranger: then he's not a turk
You: how do you know
Stranger: because moroccan people aren't turks?
You: i know
Stranger: they are arabic
Stranger: hey
You: How do you know meki isnt a turk ?
Stranger: meki is not a turkish name
Stranger: and he's from morocco
Stranger: that's how i know
Stranger: is it enough?
You: how do you know he is from morocco
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i know it
Stranger: heard of it
You: He hase his own shop
You: the meki shop
Stranger: well, whats the point
Stranger: of the "meki" shit
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ni!
Stranger: hi
You: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Stranger: it's alex gaskarth
You: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
Stranger: Ni!
You: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
You: Neee-wom!!!!
Stranger: ????????
You: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand.. a sacrifice!
Stranger: WTF
You: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
You: We want... a shrubbery!
Stranger: WHAT
You: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this chat... alive!
You: One that looks nice.
You: And not too expensive.
You: Now... go!
Stranger: okay
You: Ni!
Stranger: here
Stranger: ....
You: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say.. 'Ni'!
Stranger: ....
You: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!
You: 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!!!!!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: You have failed!!! Lollerfail!!1einz!!1!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck you
You: So, imagine we would be conjoined twins
You: wouldnt that be fun?
Stranger: no cuz you would be touching my dick the whole time
You: Our dick my friend, our dick
You: or should i say, brother
Stranger: ah so your into incest
Stranger: so how was your mom
You: i dont know how that works actually
You: is it masturbation or incest
You: good question
Stranger: incest
Stranger: so how was she???
Stranger: did u put it in her?
You: Well it started our a bit bad, but in the end she took it like a whore
Stranger: ahh i see how about your sister
You: why you keep saying "Your"?
You: Its our, we are conjoined
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:38 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:

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ff gemist

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:45 schreef Toad het volgende:

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Ik kan het niet meer vinden. Het was ergens van het weekend dat het in een topic stond. Het klonk erg schattig, ze hadden elkaar direct gebeld ofzo en gingen vandaag (donderdag) wat leuks doen in utrecht.

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Stranger: you're not my friend buddy
You: your not my buddy friend
Stranger: you're not my friend guy
You: you're not my guy mate
Stranger: you're not my guy chum
You: you're not my chum bro
Stranger: you're not my bro homie
You: You're not my homie amigo
Stranger: you're not my amigo sonny
You: you're not my sonny boy
Stranger: you're not my boy blud
You: you're not my blud sport
Stranger: you're not my sport gringo
You: you're not my gringo hermano
Stranger: you're not my hermano dawg
You: youre not my dawg player
Stranger: you're not my player nigga
You: you're not my nigga son
Stranger: you're not my son pal
You: you're not my pal brotha
Stranger: you're not my brother comrade
You: you're not my comrade cohort
Stranger: you're not my cohort ally
You: you're not my ally crony
Stranger: you're not my crony partner
You: you're not my partner compatriot
Stranger: you're not my compatriot confidant
You: you're not my confidant colleague
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 01:28 schreef Tweek het volgende:

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Ik win!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wazzzaaa
Stranger: asl?
You: lol
You: 15/f/netherlands
You: you?
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:53 schreef seetjai het volgende:

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Was er toen niet een link naar Elle forum

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You: gotta be around 9 pm there, right?
Stranger: 8 pm now
You: weird
Stranger: and over there?
You: the girl i know said there was a 5 hour difference in time between boston and amsterdam
You: 2 am
Stranger: it depends on the time of the year
You: heh
You: this is gonna be a very wild shot
You: but do you know Cara Anderman?
Stranger: a teacher or someti=hing?
You:
You: yes
Stranger: yes
You: Now another wild shot
You: what does she teach?
Stranger: French!
You: Thats right!!!
Stranger: why the question?
You: just a wild shot as i said, hehe
You: Do you see her often?
Stranger: Once a week
You: well hug her from me when you see her
Stranger: Justin right?
You: Yu, she'll know me
Stranger: Will do! Bye now!
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