Omegle #7

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: How are you!?
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
You: Hot
You: but
You: Blonde
You: Sweden
You: 1.70
You: 59 kg
You: what else
Stranger: haha =P
Stranger: that about covers it
Stranger: got a pic?
You: no
You: your male?
Stranger: yea
You: i'm a lesbian....
You: Sorry!
You have disconnected.

Wtf Meki is bekend in turkije

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Stranger: jahreiiiiiiiin
You: THarin!
Stranger: whatsup
You: Nothing much
You: there=:
Stranger: u are a stranger ?
You: not to me i am
You: are you ?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: we are
Stranger: perfect strangers
Stranger: asl?
You: thats a good movie
You: asl is someting stupid
Stranger: thats a good song
Stranger: of deep purple
You: that to
You: but the asl stuff is lame
Stranger: its short
Stranger: thats but why i used it
You: i disconnect peole who use that
You: they are just out there to get little teenage girls
You: using asl
Stranger: haha
You: hoping they will have a 12 year old girl on it
Stranger: i'm no pedopgilian
Stranger: philian*
You: never said that
You: you start diffrent
You: most peole just say asl
You: thats it
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: then where you from?
You: dutchland
Stranger: holland?
You: yupo
Stranger: nice
Stranger: youre in melbourne?
You: no
You: are you ?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm from turkey
You: aah
You: are you meki ?
Stranger: whats "meki"?
Stranger: hey?
You: its a guy from turkey
Stranger: whats it
Stranger: never heard about it
You: he is a big political guy in holland now
Stranger: isn't meki moroccan?
You: true
Stranger: then he's not a turk
You: how do you know
Stranger: because moroccan people aren't turks?
You: i know
Stranger: they are arabic
Stranger: hey
You: How do you know meki isnt a turk ?
Stranger: meki is not a turkish name
Stranger: and he's from morocco
Stranger: that's how i know
Stranger: is it enough?
You: how do you know he is from morocco
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i know it
Stranger: heard of it
You: He hase his own shop
You: the meki shop
Stranger: well, whats the point
Stranger: of the "meki" shit
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ni!
Stranger: hi
You: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Stranger: it's alex gaskarth
You: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
Stranger: Ni!
You: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
You: Neee-wom!!!!
Stranger: ????????
You: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand.. a sacrifice!
Stranger: WTF
You: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
You: We want... a shrubbery!
Stranger: WHAT
You: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this chat... alive!
You: One that looks nice.
You: And not too expensive.
You: Now... go!
Stranger: okay
You: Ni!
Stranger: here
Stranger: ....
You: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say.. 'Ni'!
Stranger: ....
You: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!
You: 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!!!!!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: You have failed!!! Lollerfail!!1einz!!1!!
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Stranger: fuck you
You: So, imagine we would be conjoined twins
You: wouldnt that be fun?
Stranger: no cuz you would be touching my dick the whole time
You: Our dick my friend, our dick
You: or should i say, brother
Stranger: ah so your into incest
Stranger: so how was your mom
You: i dont know how that works actually
You: is it masturbation or incest
You: good question
Stranger: incest
Stranger: so how was she???
Stranger: did u put it in her?
You: Well it started our a bit bad, but in the end she took it like a whore
Stranger: ahh i see how about your sister
You: why you keep saying "Your"?
You: Its our, we are conjoined
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wie regelt de eerste date

ws was het een of andere kerel maar anders ga ik deze zomer naar de ukraine

er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

ff gemist

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

Ik ben al uitgenodigd door m'n lesbische Israelische dame om op bezoek te komen, ze zou me Jerusalem wel even laten zien in ruil voor een tour door Amsterdam

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:38 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:

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ff gemist

Ik kan het niet meer vinden. Het was ergens van het weekend dat het in een topic stond. Het klonk erg schattig, ze hadden elkaar direct gebeld ofzo en gingen vandaag (donderdag) wat leuks doen in utrecht.

Stranger: hey stranger
Stranger: where r u from?
You: argentina
You: and you?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:45 schreef Toad het volgende:

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Ik kan het niet meer vinden. Het was ergens van het weekend dat het in een topic stond. Het klonk erg schattig, ze hadden elkaar direct gebeld ofzo en gingen vandaag (donderdag) wat leuks doen in utrecht.

Was er toen niet een link naar Elle forum

net leuk gechat met een poolse ballet danseres, ze gaf aan het eind nota-bene haar msn adres

ze mailt.

dat mens is idd crazy...

had haar dus beloofd als ze me zou mailen ik deze zomer wel langs kon komen.

onder het motto...doe eens gek.
ze mailt vanaf een overheid/uni mail adres ogenschijnlijk dus dat klopt wel met haar studie...

ff picca's regelen met tekst erbij.

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Stranger: you're not my friend buddy
You: your not my buddy friend
Stranger: you're not my friend guy
You: you're not my guy mate
Stranger: you're not my guy chum
You: you're not my chum bro
Stranger: you're not my bro homie
You: You're not my homie amigo
Stranger: you're not my amigo sonny
You: you're not my sonny boy
Stranger: you're not my boy blud
You: you're not my blud sport
Stranger: you're not my sport gringo
You: you're not my gringo hermano
Stranger: you're not my hermano dawg
You: youre not my dawg player
Stranger: you're not my player nigga
You: you're not my nigga son
Stranger: you're not my son pal
You: you're not my pal brotha
Stranger: you're not my brother comrade
You: you're not my comrade cohort
Stranger: you're not my cohort ally
You: you're not my ally crony
Stranger: you're not my crony partner
You: you're not my partner compatriot
Stranger: you're not my compatriot confidant
You: you're not my confidant colleague
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Ik win!

's nachts zijn er alleen kut brazilianen it sucks

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 01:28 schreef Tweek het volgende:

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Ik win!

Net een hele leuke gesprek gehad met een chick uit India.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wazzzaaa
Stranger: asl?
You: lol
You: 15/f/netherlands
You: you?
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:53 schreef seetjai het volgende:

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Was er toen niet een link naar Elle forum

O, dat zou best kunnen.

Saaie mensen nu

Heb je je Canadees nog teruggevonden Harajuku.?

Nee

WTF, ik had jaren geleden een penpal (ja, shoot me ) uit Boston, en het volgende gesprek ontknoopt zich:

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You: gotta be around 9 pm there, right?
Stranger: 8 pm now
You: weird
Stranger: and over there?
You: the girl i know said there was a 5 hour difference in time between boston and amsterdam
You: 2 am
Stranger: it depends on the time of the year
You: heh
You: this is gonna be a very wild shot
You: but do you know Cara Anderman?
Stranger: a teacher or someti=hing?
You:
You: yes
Stranger: yes
You: Now another wild shot
You: what does she teach?
Stranger: French!
You: Thats right!!!
Stranger: why the question?
You: just a wild shot as i said, hehe
You: Do you see her often?
Stranger: Once a week
You: well hug her from me when you see her
Stranger: Justin right?
You: Yu, she'll know me
Stranger: Will do! Bye now!
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Zonde voor Hara.

Wel jammer dat Stranger direct daarna disconnect Drizzt.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 02:14 schreef Toad het volgende:
Zonde van Hara.

Wel jammer dat Stranger direct disconnect Drizzt.

Sja idd, maar ach, ik krijg vast de wind van voren of gelach van Cara op Facebook

3 uur gechat met een amerikaanse 21 jarige, intelligente vrouw...


Was leuk, weltrusten

Te fucking veel Brazilianen.

Ik chat nu al heel lang met een Amerikaanse highschool band leraar van 28

)))))))

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so what's your story?
Stranger: I did something very bad
You: oh noooes
You: what?
Stranger: I drove over my cat
You: really?
Stranger: accidently
You: i must say i do not know if i should laugh or cry...
You: it sounds way sad
Stranger: But i i saw its dead body, it looked cool. Maybe ill do it again
You: drive over your dead cat again?
You: or a new cat?
Stranger: I ll take the cat of my neighbour
You: your sick
Stranger: :-/
You: you should be nice to furry creatures
You: although bonzai kittens are an exception
Stranger: Hmm
You: http://l.pixelcube.hu/content/bonsai_kitten.png
You: furry funny
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Maybe i can do that too
You: you might as well, now you already run over your cat
You:
You: run=ran
Stranger: you are right
You: but besides running cats over, what is it that you do?
Stranger: And whats about you
You: well i aint running cats over thats for sure
Stranger: First i thought ; omg but then i liked the view of it
Stranger: dont know why
You: are you really serious now?
Stranger: yes
You: you swear?
Stranger: of course, i would make a picture if i could
You: i thought you were pulling my leg
You: youre really sick
You have disconnected.

Sick!

En hij zei dat vrouwen hem lekker vinden, but he's not

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:20 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
En hij zei dat vrouwen hem lekker vinden, but he's not

heb je bewijs verzameld?

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You: hi!
Stranger: What was in the beginning?
You: no one knows
Stranger: fair enough
You: i think you can't know
You: ever
You: what do you think?
Stranger: I also would have accepted, "the word, and the word was with God," or "the world, and it was without form and void," or a reference to Ymir the giant
Stranger: something about Xibalba would have been pretty cool, too
You: whats that?
Stranger: the Aztec underworld
You: maybe there was xibalba/chaos
You: and Ymir created order
Stranger: well, Ymir we know something about
You: hence nature laws
Stranger: could work
You: i know a site concerning the subject deeply
You: http://www.lemonparty.org/
Stranger: dude, if this is a link to a page full of pictures of your junk, we're finished here

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:32 schreef kamikaze het volgende:

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heb je bewijs verzameld?

Ja, ik heb een foto. Maar na zolang chatten vind ik het zo gemeen om te disconnecten dus we praten nog steeds

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ja, ik heb een foto. Maar na zolang chatten vind ik het zo gemeen om te disconnecten dus we praten nog steeds

sommige mensen zijn echt te goed voor deze wereld

de suggestie om naar youtube.on.nimp.org (waarschuwing niet klikken) te gaan
dacht, wat kan er gebeuren en geklikt. Er is dus niks bijzonders gebeurd maar irri was het wel.

Omegle weer kapot. Geez Louise.

kreeg deze foutmelding

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Connection asploded.

Ik heb nu al uren het beste gesprek EVER.

Srsly.

Als dit niet internet was was ik nu zoooooooo verliefd.

ik heb precies hetzelfde! leuke onbekende vrouw die zegt dat ze blond is.. gesprek gaat echt heel erg diep...

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no, cable internet
You: adsl is way too expensive
Stranger: ..........

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Stranger: hi
You: "Hi!"
Stranger: i am chinese
You: I eat Chinese

Hier wat stukjes:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh man.
You: Let us make love, my darling swan prince
Stranger: right here on the floor? =)
You: IM NOT A LESBIAN
Stranger: GOOD, I'M NOT A GIRL
You: Alright then.
You: Right here on the floor.


You: I like it rough.
Stranger: you'll get it rough.
You: Will you rape my throat
Stranger: if you're able to deepthroat without throwing up, sure
You: Mad sexay.
You: I wanna do it in the durt.
You: lol, dirt.
Stranger: then we should move over here


You: Let us do this.
Stranger: oh, yeah. Chicka-wow
You: Hella hawt.
Stranger: ..no sound track, maybe?
You: What, you wanna go Barry white on my arse?
You: Such a turn off.
Stranger: I just wanna go in your ass, really.
You: Lmao
You: Not on the first date mister!
Stranger: FINE

Stranger: and here I was about to take off my pants.
You: CAST LVL 3
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: you're not worth it.
You: Thats so unkind
You: Youre hurting my internet feelings.
Stranger: my e-peen is growing
Stranger: want to touch it?
You: Im sure
You: Of course.
You: In my throat.


Stranger: dutch is such a joke language
You: Watch your mouth young man
Stranger: but it is!
You: I beg to differ!
Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other


You: I quite like this conversation mister Norwegian.
Stranger: well, I can't say my pants are as tight as when you said you wanted to get banged in the dirt, but yeah - I like this conversation too!
You: Well, I still want to get banged in the dirt.
Stranger: I know you do.
You: Just during a nice conversation
Stranger: and you'd love it.
You: Want some AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH tea with that? FUCK ME HARDER
You: Like that.
You: That would totally rock.
Stranger: TAKE MY HARD DICK IN YOUR PUSSY so, how about these birts, eh? them and their controversy regarding the fluxuating happenings inherent to the situation down in DO YOU LIKE IT?!
Stranger: yeah, I could totally do that.
You: I love you.


You: Can I call you Rick
Stranger: no.
You: Well fuck you
You: I will.

You: Thats so asexual.
Stranger: suck my dick, Bea
Stranger: it works!
You: No it doesnt!
Stranger: Fine, then just suck my dick!
You: Fine!

Hmm. 't Ging best veel over seks

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 08:03 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

oei laatst ook ontdekt, zeer vermakelijk

Ik had een leuke dame, 19 jaar, uit brabant, genaamt Jessica, die via Fok op die site terecht kwam!

En voor de rest al heel veel leuke serieuze gesprekken gehad, over politiek enzo, actuele dingen die spelen, voornamelijk met Amerikanen!

Ik vind de aziaten wel saai op die site, waarschijnlijk door hun gebrek aan engels..

Vind deze wel leuk hahaha!

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Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

Ik dacht, laat ik ook eens wat prutsen...komt meteen lekker veel uit...:)

Stranger: asl?
You: man, old, nigeria. you?
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Ik tref ze wel....

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Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Privet!
You: Kak dela?
Stranger: kak？
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