Omegle #7

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 16:45 schreef Ayca het volgende:
http://www.nos.nl/nosjour(...)8/080409_omegle.html

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 你好 [Hallo]
You: hanki panki
You: china ?
Stranger: 你是哪里人 你在说什么 [Van waar ben je. Wat ben je aan het zeggen]
Stranger: 是嗯 [Ja]
You: north korea?
You: you like to launch missles?
Stranger: what?
You: where u from
Stranger: 中国 [China]
You: china ?
Stranger: yes
You: you like communism ?
You: i like babi pangang
Stranger: s soso

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:20 schreef iBolt het volgende:
en...

http://www.depers.nl/economie/298412/Binnenlopen-met-Omegle.html

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello ^^
Stranger: How's it going?
You: I'm fine thx
You: How bout you?
Stranger: ^^ me too
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Holland
You: U?
Stranger: Führerbunker
You: KEWL!
You: Why? :p
Stranger: It's really cool there
Stranger: We have
Stranger: beton
Stranger: and sausages and sauerkraut!
Stranger: It's really amazing
You: Can I come too?
Stranger: If the nuclear war stops okay
Stranger: but as far as i know
Stranger: the nuclear war started 1945
Stranger: and so
You: Really?
Stranger: pretty long time
Stranger: i hope it'll end soon
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you know: we win
You: You're on earth?
Stranger: sure
You: Mankind moved to Mars a couple of decades ago
You: Well Mars..
Stranger: really? fuck
You: It's called Earth 2.0 now.
You: Yeah, 'cos of the nukes and shit.
Stranger: Oh, I can imagine that
Stranger: what about the radioactive stuff?
Stranger: is it still there?
You: Wait, I'll take a look
You: through my telescope.
Stranger: Nice, I want one too
You:
You: So we can see each other
You: That would be cool.
Stranger: That would be amazing!
You: Erm...
Stranger: I never had a telescope date
You: Earth is still brown.
Stranger: Dammit
You: That's not right is it?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: Shouldn't it be blue?
You: Ah damnit
You: Moon Nazi blocking my view.
Stranger: It should yes
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: Yeah, damn those Moon Nazi's
Stranger: What do they do?
Stranger: And who's their Führer?
You: Hitler.
You: Hitler Clone 5 that is.
You: Hitler Clone 4 was a midget.
You: They ate him.
You: Hitler Clone 3 turned out to be a Jew
You: That was funny
Stranger: Sounds particularly strange
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: But
Stranger: WHO did eat Hitler?
Stranger: Morlocks?
You: Hitler Clone 4?
Stranger: Yep
You: Hitler Clone 3 and 2 ate him.
Stranger: Why did they do a Clone 3 when Nr. 2 was still alive?
Stranger: Seems rather irrational
You: 'cos Hitler Clone 2 was a failure.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: But please don't ask about Clone 1.
Stranger: What about Clone 1?
You: Can't tell really.
Stranger: Please
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: I do
You: I am Clone 1.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: dammit
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Heil, mein Führer!
Stranger: So, why are you still alive?
You: Yeah I ran away with a Cylon chick.
Stranger: To mars?
You: That is correct
Stranger: Did you shave your mustache?
Stranger: Because people would otherwise recognize you
You: I work as a Charly Chaplin impersonator.
Stranger: Amazing!
You:
Stranger: Can you play that part from "Der grosse Diktator"
Stranger: The speech at the end!
Stranger: PLEASE! :D
You: Yeah I don't really like that speech.
Stranger: Otherwise I tell everyone your Hitler Clone 1.
Stranger: =(
You: Don't tell 'em.
Stranger: What if I tell them?
You: They'll come and get me
Stranger: And I become a hero
Stranger: I will be rescued
You: I guess so
Stranger: Can live in a house on mars
You: Yeah, but you must know...
You: I am the best clone.
You: So they want me back.
Stranger: You're practically dead
Stranger: but
Stranger: only on the nazi moon
You: Yeah the moon nazi's want me back.
You: 'cos they clone the clones
Stranger: Who's leading mars?
Stranger: Strange o.O
You: So each clone is worse
You: Leading Mars?
Stranger: yeah
You: John McCain
Stranger: GOOD LORD!
You: What's wrong with that?
Stranger: You're joking right?
You: I am not.
Stranger: Amazing.
Stranger: McCain was my childhood hero
You: That's cool
Stranger: I saw him in the tv
You: He's a nice guy
You: He know my secret.
Stranger: And why does he keep it?
Stranger: Sorry mate, but I hear Hitlers mom calling
Stranger: she's an old dragon
Stranger: really nasty
Stranger: and ugly
Stranger: I have to go
You: Bye friend.
Stranger: otherwise she
Stranger: ... *sniff*
You: Hope you get of Earth
Stranger: she... *cough*
Stranger: Yeah i'd visit you!
Stranger: Good time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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You: How can I say ' you are gay' in chinese?
Stranger: oh no, im not a gay, in china there are no gay
You: wut?
You: why not?
Stranger: ni shi tong xing nian
Stranger: or just
Stranger: ni shi tong zhi
Stranger: homosexual in china are called comrades
Stranger: gay is ineffable
Stranger: get it?

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Stranger: and you? whatcha look like?
You: I'm 1.72, blonde hair, blue eyes
Stranger: however
Stranger: goddes
Stranger: nice body?
You: 59 kgs
Stranger: i'd do you allready
Stranger: gotta eat though
Stranger: ima leave it open though
Stranger: maybe till soon
You: please dont leave!
Stranger: be back in 20/30 min
You: I was about to tell you something naughty!
Stranger: just leave it open
You: allright
You: bye sweety (K)
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:19 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Stranger: you have menssenger?
You: yes i do
Stranger: trade?
my is fxbruno@hotmail.com
You: i don't need it, i have one myself
Stranger: yes, you can add me?
You: no it's full
Stranger: ok
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Na een halve minuut al mijn msn vragen, doaag.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:21 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Mag ik je MSN?

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im Michael
You: Me to
You: I'm serious
Stranger: thats because
You: Michael [achternaam]
Stranger: I am u in the future
You: Is my full name:P
You: Ohai@
You: !
You: What will I be in the future?
Stranger: im here to tell u a message
You: Go on
Stranger: when u turn 50, u will fall in love with someone living next door, but u must not ever talk to her because she is a witch
You: Oh noes
Stranger: good bye and remember, watch out for matches

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 18:58 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Die gast zit nu z'n bord eten naar binnen te werken als een gek

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Omegle eist eerste slachtoffer

Omegle de hype van het moment heeft zijn eerste slachtoffer gemaakt. De man in kwestie is gestikt in toen hij in haast zijn bord eten naar binnen werkte. De reden was dat een blonde jongedame hem iets stouts zou vertellen als hij terug zou komen om met hem verder te chatten. De vraag is echter of het daadwerkelijk om een jongedame ging of iemand van het andere geslacht. We zullen het nooit weten.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:48 schreef Slein83 het volgende:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:44 schreef drummerdude het volgende:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:55 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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heb ik nu echt elke keer

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i pooped in my friend's pillow case
Stranger: lol
You: oh dear
You: was it hard or wet?
Stranger: solid
You: hmm
You: thats the most fun
You: try hiding the stink though
You: it might give the whole show away
Stranger: how can i?
You: well
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Stranger: predicament
You: correct
You: now spell: advocate
Stranger: PENIS
You: sorry, you lost out on the microwave
You: but, still in the running for worst contestant ever!
Stranger: ok

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Stranger: Hi, could you do me a quick favour please and let me know the following? The country you live in, and your general horniness, as a percentage. Thanks a lot [P.S. For the people presuming I'm a bot, nope, just a guy doing research lol. It's just that copy-pasting this opening message saves a lot of time. especially now that it has this long ps on it... ]
You: haha
You: brilliant
You: the netherlands, like 80%
You: good luck!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: animal collective?
You: sounds alright
Stranger: ...do you like them?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you know what it is?
Stranger: a lot of people seem to think I'm talking about a collection of animals
You: it's a band
Stranger: high five!
Stranger: so how's it going?
You: seen them live along time ago
You: Fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: cool, I'm seeing them in June w/ black dice
Stranger: pretty solid, just bored
Stranger: very bored.
You: the most people on Omegle are bored i think
Stranger: yes, pretty much why it exists i think
You: otherwise there is no reason to be here i gues
Stranger: yep
You: and it rains
You: that's a good reason to
Stranger: I have a message for you.
You: no thnaks, i've bin rick rolled allready
Stranger: you're a wizard.
Stranger: O_o
You: yeah
Stranger: you already knew?
You: ofcourse i invented it
Stranger: oh.....my bad.
You: doesn't matter
Stranger: I owe you my allegiance then
Stranger: HAIL!
You: -0-
Stranger: is that your anus?
You: No
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what is it?
You: somekind of smilie
Stranger: ...i just see an anus.
You: but it doesn't work on this chat
Stranger: maybe I'm just subconsciously thinking about anuses...
You: Check goatse if you wanna see anus
Stranger: no man, I'll pass on the goatse
You: lol
You: to dark for you
You: ?
Stranger: to weird man
Stranger: grosses me out
You: yeah, seen 1guy2needles allready?
Stranger: no, and i won't be looking it up
You: hahaha
Stranger: I've seen my fair share of disturbing shit on the internet, I've had quite enough
You: i'll say
You: so what's up?
Stranger: a ceiling fan
Stranger: you?
You: nothing
You: a lamp
Stranger: you're outside?
You: no
You: i was
Stranger: you're in space?
You: but now i'm back
Stranger: from space?
You: how did you know?
Stranger: i don't know, i just sense these kind of things
You: a yeah i know what's that like
You: i do to
You: very weird dtuf
Stranger: what was I doing right before I started talking to you?
You: you where fingering you nose
Stranger: wrong.
Stranger: I was smoking a bowl
You: do it now then
Stranger: smoke another bowl?
You: put your finger in your nose
Stranger: no man, i'm good
You: Hmmm
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
You: what's a bowl?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: a pipe full of marijuana
Stranger: like the "bowl" of the pipe
You: ahaaaaaaaaaaaa, your from the netherlands?
Stranger: lol no, I'm from texas
You: oh, isn't that dangerous to smoke that overthere
You: ?
Stranger: well it's illegal, but it's not like anybody gives a shit. we still do it.
You: They can't stop us using it, HELL NO!!!
Stranger: hahaha pretty much
Stranger: there's a bill in california that will legalize it in that state if it passes.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I've heard of that yeah! It's a good thing
Stranger: very good thing.
You: The Netherlands
You: lol
Stranger: really? haha thats awesome
Stranger: you ever shroom?
You: i did once
You: didn't like it
Stranger: aw, bad trip?
You: not bad, just took to long
Stranger: bout six hours?
Stranger: lsd trips are around 12 hours O_@
You: i don't know actually, seem a long time! Wanted to get out of it but it wen on and on and on
Stranger: so can you just buy it in shops over there or what? it's legal right?
You: Now it's only mariuana
Stranger: oh shit, that sucks
Stranger: still a lot better than here though
Stranger: we can't do SHIT
Stranger: do you have like marijuana cafes and stuff?
You: shrooms where legal, but there where toerist that used them went mad and killed them selfs
You: we could buy them in the shop
Stranger: yeah, I remember hearing about that now. Sucks that some stupid tourists ruined it for your whole country.
You: we have coffeeshop yeah
Stranger: I'd be pissed.
You: we are
You: but what can you do?
Stranger: hahaha, where they american?
You: No a French guy and a girl from Denmark i believe
Stranger: oh, I assumed it would have been americans that fucked it up.
You: the French guy killed his dog firts
You: first*
Stranger: animals and hallucinogens are not a good combination
You: but it wasn't the dog, he was a psycho they find that out later, had nothing to do with shrooms
You: he didn't even had shrooms
Stranger: what? he didn't even take any?
You: no they asumed he did
Stranger: wow, that's bullshit.
You: later it seemd that he didn't
You: chritian politicians are shit
Stranger: is x illegal there?
You: x?
Stranger: i completely agree
Stranger: MDMA
Stranger: ecstasy?
You: no it's not legal
Stranger: just weed?
You: but we can get it everywhere
You: just weed is legal
Stranger: yeah, i know. everythings illegal here, but that doesnt stop people from getting it.
You: right
Stranger: still, it would be helpful if bud was legal here, wouldnt have to hide it and be all paranoid all the time
You: can imagin that
Stranger: it's fucking repression man, government bullshit
You: yeah
Stranger: what kind of govt. does the netherlands have?
You: we have a social democrat govermant
Stranger: do you have an elected official?
You: the biggest party brings out the Prime mininster
Stranger: ah, i see
Stranger: isn't prostitution legal there?
You: christians BLEGH!!!
Stranger: fuck christians.
You: hooker are legal
Stranger: haha thats funny. so you can just walk down the street and pick one up?
You: yep
Stranger: have you ever done it?
You: or pay a visit
Stranger: oh, like at a brothel?
You: No, i like to go to a bar pick up a girl there
You: is cheaper
You: lol
Stranger: yeah, lol
Stranger: can't buy alcohol =|
You: oh yeah
You: i forgot
Stranger: yeah, it's 21 here
You: we start drinking at an age of 16
Stranger: lucky bastards lol
You: yeah
Stranger: like that's the legal age?
You: happy hours are great after skool
You: yeah that the legal age
Stranger: fuuuck that would be cool
Stranger: only thing I can buy is cigarettes
You: even cooler is it wen the sun is shinning an were sitting in front of the cafe with our beer and a joint, watch people strugling by
You: very chi;
Stranger: i envy you so much lol
Stranger: I want to live there
You: yeah it's paradise
Stranger: what's the weather like?
You: hmmmm
You: lame winters very wet
You: summers are oke
You: 25 to 30 degrees
You: is the max
Stranger: is it hard to get citizenship?
You: i don't know, for americans it's quite easy i think
Stranger: fuck, I seriously might move there one of these days.
You: lots of paperwork tho
Stranger: yeah, of course
You: and your gonna mis familie
Stranger: it wouldn't be for years, I'm broke lol
You: but there where the internet kicks in ofcourse
Stranger: yes, the internet closes all gaps.
You: isn't fantastic?
You:
Stranger: yeah =]
You: How did you get acquainted with this site?
Stranger: what language do you speak other than english? dutch?
Stranger: random person on a forum told me about it.
You: i speak Dutch, German, Franch, English
Stranger: shit, all fluently?
You: No not fluently
Stranger: still, pretty impressive
Stranger: I can only speak english
You: They teach it in skool
Stranger: all of them?
You: we have to
Stranger: wow, that would be cool to me, I love languages
You: yeah all of the languages
Stranger: I want to learn japanese
You: japanese is to hard to handle for me
You: never gonna use it so
Stranger: I haven't tried yet, but yeah. I've heard it's hard to learn
You: they say that Dutch is the hardest language to learn
Stranger: i've always heard Icelandic is insanely hard.
You: never understood that
Stranger: what's the official language there?
You: Dutch
Stranger: ah, cool
You: is the official language
Stranger: why do they teach you so many?
You: because those country's surround us
You: i live 4 miles of the German border
You: 3 miles from the Belgium border (they speak French) and about 30 miles from England
Stranger: word?
You: yeah
You: seriously!
Stranger: you ever visit any of them?
You: ofcourse
You: on my bike
You: lol
Stranger: that's bad ass
Stranger: I'm going to go smoke a cig now, its been cool talking to you.
You: yea was nice
Stranger: peace
You: lates
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: USA ALL TEH WAY
You: NETHERLANDS FOR THE WIN!
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: WE OWN YOUR ASS
You: YOU SUCK AT WAR!
Stranger: YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARMY
You: YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: I thought this was a friendly conversation
You: It is
Stranger: Help us out maybe?
Stranger: Spare some change?
Stranger: What do you say, for old time's sake?
You: But we have euros, and I think you need dollars
Stranger: They convert
Stranger: Just give us the fucking euros
Stranger: We'll make due
You: But that costs a lot
You: What do you give us
Stranger: Dude, just do it
Stranger: You get BABES dude
Stranger: BABES
You: How many?
You: ?
Stranger: Limitless
Stranger: Babes for Euros
Stranger: Easy right?
Stranger: Come on man, do it
You: OK, that's a deal
You: Which bank account?
Stranger: USA
You: Which number?
Stranger: NUBMER ONE!
Stranger: USA USA USA!
You: OK
You: Trying it now
Stranger: You'll get your babes in a few weeks
Stranger: They have to go by boat obviously
You: Oh, I can't transfer
Stranger: Why not?
You: Your account has been blocked by dept
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: Well shit
Stranger: Well I'll make sure you get your babes anyways
Stranger: On me
You: OK, thanks. I have to go, the Tweede Kamer is waiting for me
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'Blind chat' nieuwste trend op internet 8-04-09


Zeg je vriendennetwerk maar vaarwel, de nieuwste trend is chatten met vreemden via Omegle.com.

De 18-jarige Amerikaanse scholier Leif Brooks heeft een systeem ontwikkeld dat twee bezoekers die tegelijkertijd de site bezoeken aan elkaar linkt. Die twee kunnen vervolgens geheel anoniem met elkaar chatten. En als ze het zat zijn kunnen ze gewoon doorklikken naar een volgende chat.

Omegle.com is pas twee weken online en heeft nu maximaal 5.000 bezoekers tegelijk online. De eerste dagen waren dat er maar een paar honderd, voornamelijk vrienden van Brooks. Via hen heeft het zich als een olievlek verspreid. De laatste paar dagen melden zich ook Fransen, Australiërs en Brazilianen op de site.

Stranger
We doen een testje op de redactie. Het aanmelden gaat heel gemakkelijk, er hoeft geen programma voor gedownload te worden. Je kunt eigenlijk meteen beginnen met chatten. Je chatpartner wordt aangeduid als "stranger'.

Mijn "blind chat" blijkt een 21-jarige Amerikaanse scholier in Chicago te zijn. Het is daar een uur of vier 's nachts, maar hij is nog online. Dat komt, zo schrijft hij mij, doordat hij dronken is en nog geen zin heeft om naar bed te gaan. Ondanks zijn dronkenschap weet hij toch nog een aardig gesprek op gang te houden over Obama en vrouwenemancipatie in Amerika.

Ook meldt hij dat de site veel last heeft van zogenaamde "trolls". Mensen die meteen beginnen te schelden nadat je een gesprek bent begonnen. Brooks onderkent dit probleem en schrijft in zijn weblog dat hij werkt aan een oplossing hiervoor.

Silicon Valley
Leif Brooks zit nog op school en woont in het plaatsje Brattleboro in Vermont. Hij is al benaderd door directeuren van grote IT-bedrijven in Silicon Valley die hem graag hun bedrijf willen binnenhalen. Maar hij wil eerst zijn school afmaken en daarna computertechnologie gaan studeren.

Voorlopig verdient hij ook nog niet veel aan zijn vinding. Hij krijgt wat geld voor een paar advertenties op de site, maar die dekken de kosten niet van de grotere server die hij zal moeten aanschaffen als de bezoekersaantallen in hetzelfde tempo blijven groeien.

http://www.nos.nl/nosjour(...)/080409_omegle.html#

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You: I take you into my kitchen
You: showing you my spatulas
Stranger: because there are people outside the us
You: and all of my long spoons
You: I press you against the oven
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: stop!
You: FUCK! the stove was on
You: SORRY!
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: i grab the fire extinguisher and cover you with the white dust stuff.
You: I take an egg beater to myself
Stranger: stop
You: -splat- -splat- -splat-
You: I put my hand in my blender
Stranger: Why are you doing that?
You: and turn it on
Stranger: omg
You: LICK MY WRIST-STUMP
You: you play hard to get, so i rub my bloody wrist on your forehead
Stranger: This is why there are no women on the internet
You: and write my name on you
You: with my wrist blood
Stranger: Because of people like you!
You: mmmm.... I'm getting hard
Stranger: I hate you!
You: WET
You: WET
You: IM GETTING WET
Stranger: Your an ass!
You: you say you hate me as you grab my long penis and start nibbling it off

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: BANG!
Stranger: your dead
You: /dies
Stranger:
You:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:32 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Geen van die /b/tards gelooft ooit dat ik een meisje ben Heel irritant.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:36 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:
zitten volgensmij alleen kerels op die site

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You: Hi!
Stranger: Heey!
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine you?
Stranger:
You: Great
You:
Stranger: asl?
You: So
You: ah
Stranger:
You: Your male i guess
Stranger: NOOO D:
You: Cause every male starts with ASL
You: Then your brazilian
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