Omegle #7

quote:

You: Sex on the phone
Stranger: hi
You: Im so alone
You: some sex on the phone
You: I need it so
You: Okay
Stranger: what´s your name
Stranger: ?
You: Ill do what you say
You: Come on
Stranger: where do you from?
You: I am nurse Betty from Germany
You: Oh please help me doctor dick
You: I need your love I feel so sick
Stranger: bay
You: Oh doctor please deep deep deeper
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:20 schreef tho_Omas het volgende:

[..]

De laatste loodjes.

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:34 schreef kweek89 het volgende:
ben een Amerikaan tegengekomen, vet chille gast! bizar...heel erg aardig, hebben ongeveer dezelfde interesse(muziek) even oud enzo...prima !

quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: Bella?
You: I don't like veggies
Stranger: Don't joke with me Bella.
Stranger: You know what I am now.
You: why not?
You: actually I don't
Stranger: I HAVE THE SKIN OF A KILLER.
You: Oh nice
Stranger: Aren't you afraid?
You: not quite no
Stranger: You should be.
You: why?
Stranger: I'm hungry.
You: veggies aren't frightening
Stranger: Your jokes are no longer amusing Bella.
Stranger: You know I am hungry for you.
You: oh you think you're a funny dude then?
You: Go ahead, I'm delicious
Stranger: Funny? No. Dangerous? Extremely.
You: that totally turns me on Edward!
Stranger: Really?!
You: yes it does
Stranger: DOES MY MARBLE SKIN TURN YOU ON?!
You: uhuh
You: but still I don't like vegetarians
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I am no vegetarian.
You: good thing
Stranger: I must leave you now, my love.
You: Okay, by Eddie! <3
You: *bye
Stranger: I shall watch you whilst you sleep tonight.
You: that would do just fine! ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:23 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

[..]

Nou, dat was leuk hé.

quote:

Stranger: ASL?
You: no i got dsl its a lot faster about 2mbit
Stranger: no i mean a/s/l
You: oh yes thats pretty good too but dsl is faster
Stranger: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

You: je bent toch geen fokker he
Stranger: haha nee man
You: mooi, ik wel

quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Furious
Stranger: why?
Stranger: pessoal problem?
You: Because you slept with my sister! She's only 15 man!
Stranger: i didnt do it!
Stranger: who slept with her?
You: You did! It's obvious and there's no denying it!
You: Why did you do it?!
Stranger: did you know with im a girl or a boy? a man, or a woman?
You: Does it matter? There are ways to make anything happen
Stranger: i did it, because i wanna fuck with her, she was virgin! and i was crazy for a pussy, very big! it was very exciting, my penis, was biig and hard!
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: what ar you going to do now?
Stranger: kill me?
You: Don't you think it's wrong? She's an amputee for god's sake, there's no resistance in her!
You: I shall not kill you, the thousand nations of the Persian empire shall descent upon you!
Stranger: does it make some difference?
Stranger: i wanna fuck her! and i did it
You: Congratulations, you have won the prize!
Stranger: what a hell is this?
You: You want to know what the prize is?
Stranger: yeah
You: HIV
You: Enjoy
Stranger: ahaahahahaha
Stranger: go to the hell!
You: I'm sure you'd love to meet me but I have other plans.
Stranger: i didn't do anything!
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: and age!
You: I'm Agent Smith, 37 years old
Stranger: fuck you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

Stranger: do you like funny cat videos?
You: only Bonzai kittens
Stranger: i didn't make a bonsai kitten today, but i did shoot a funny video of my roommate's cat
Stranger: http://thedylanlove.com/2(...)-and-out-of-the-bag/
You: good for you
You: so its your pussy on video
Stranger: my roommate's pussy
You: is she hot ?
Stranger: he's a dude who works at cracker barrel
You: he is the guy that was on oprah a view months back ?

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Stervende Hoeren Kankerkachel!
You: nl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

quote:

Stranger: hey
You: --- ___---
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: another guy asking to see my underage boobs ?
Stranger: Nope just another bored guy
You: they all say that
You: -______-
You: why are all you guy's so pedofile
Stranger: Shame, use all say your underage when one. your probably not and two your probably a man anyway
Stranger: =O

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:54 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

[..]

En toen snapte hij of zij er niets meer van

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:58 schreef Unhuman het volgende:

[..]

a view months back

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello!
You: hey there!
Stranger: sup?
You: me you bitches, I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
Stranger: That's stupid, and stop making up words.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:37 schreef BoerBert het volgende:

[..]

Ik had pas ook een geniaal gesprek met een Amerikaan of Canadees (vergeten ) over the Dark Knight, Tom Cruise en zijn reisje naar Amsterdam en bijbehorende hoertjes. Eerst een beetje zitten fokken met 'm, maar aan het eind bleek het toch wel een leuk gesprek te zijn geweest. Toch jammer dat je zulke lui nooit meer tegenkomt.