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zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:03:08 #211

Jor_Dii

Waarom vinden ze het toch allemaal zo COOOLL!! als je zegt uit NL te komen? (Jaja drugs, land waar alles kan, m'n reet!)

“Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.”

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:04:29 #212

Harajuku.

C'est magnifique.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: please be interesting, please be interesting, please be interesting
You: ................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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You: Hows that
Stranger: right fuckin' on!
You: Our hero.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:04:40 #213

Seam

Pillz-E

Ja precies dan vraag ik waarom en dan kunnen ze geen duidelijk antwoord geven

I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:06:36 #214

Daantke

man

quote:
You: hi
You: got weed?
Stranger: ![x+24]
Stranger: oh
Stranger: weed
Stranger: good

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:07:33 #215

Rens_Wilders

Ik vind het een uiterst vermakelijke site

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:08:02 #216

iBolt

Lighting

quote:
Stranger: hi
You: how are u?
Stranger: been better
Stranger: you?
You: i'm okay
You: you want me to cheer you up a little?

Stranger: could you take a 5'7" 130lbs guy in a fight?
You: of course
You: I just take my gun and pop him down
Stranger: DO IT
You: who ain't strong must be clever
You: not without a valid reason
Stranger: i'm assuming you're a guy?
You: did you ever met a girl who talks the way I just did?

Om te brullen

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:08:46 #217

FinalReleas

Yeah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE OMEGLE SO I PUT A OMEGLE IN YA OMEGLE SO U CAN CHAT WHILE U CHAT

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:11:20 #218

PierreTT

Man man man, wat een drama!

quote:
Stranger: It hurts when i pee
You: This is the Personal Credit Help hotline, how can i help you?
Stranger: HUM.. i need some money to buy a car
You: Certainly possible sir, how much do you need?
Stranger: that's the problem: i don't know. but.. 10 thousand box is ok;
You: Certainly a cheap car sir! But how are you going to pay this back? Do you have a decent job?
Stranger: i pimp some girl here in Brasil.
You: Decent enough! You can pay us back in monthly installments, which will be 100 dollars per month for 144 months
Stranger: hum.. ok.. do you want my social security number?
You: yes please! and your credit card number, and the number of your bank account, the name of your bank, your name, your dog's name, your car's name and whether you are gay or not
Stranger: so.. i'm without credit car because Elvis (my dog) ate it.. And i killid him, and now i have a new because the greenpeace want me in jail.. and no, i'm not gay.
Stranger: *have a new name
You: The name of your dog is enough! We tracked your bank account number and the money is being transferred right now!
You: Bank computer: Bzzzzzz.....ping. Money successfully transferred! Have a nice day!
You: Well sir, you just got yourself a new car~!
Stranger: Thnaks!
Stranger: bye!
You: No problem!
You: Goodbye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Half bezopen is weggegooid geld.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:11:59 #219

mr.Boon

....

kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..

en nu wil ze een foto enzo

.....

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:12:49 #220

Asgard

Wel lachen ja, ik praat nu met een 16 jarige brazilliaanse chick

Zalando Lounge - Grote Merken, Veel Korting Vattenfall cadeau Bespaar op je energiekosten - gaslicht.nl

Eurovisie Songfestival Queen zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:12:55 #221

Greys

Wie wilde er net niet samen the Muppetshow theme zingen?
Was it you, Hara?

IT'S GREYSIE IT'S PARTY

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:14:05 #222

Harajuku.

C'est magnifique.

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:12 schreef Greys het volgende:
Wie wilde er net niet samen the Muppetshow theme zingen?
Was it you, Hara?

Nee! Ik had net wel een leuke tho

I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:14:58 #223

Chr1st1aan

Tukkerjood

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..

en nu wil ze een foto enzo

Hoe doe je een IP check dan?

Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:17:11 #224

iBolt

Lighting

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..

en nu wil ze een foto enzo

alsof het ook echt wat gaat worden

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:17:20 #225

mr.Boon

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quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:14 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:

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Hoe doe je een IP check dan?

die krijg je toch via msn

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zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:17:43 #226

Jor_Dii

quote:
Stranger: viviramosmx@hotmail.com
Stranger: see you later cat
Stranger: delicious hot =)
Stranger: i love youu
You: do you think it's really clever to give away your e-mail like that?
Stranger: yes
You: do you know what I can do with that?
Stranger: i dont speak english =/
You: I can trace your ass down to the very street you're living in
Stranger: ual
Stranger: is a hot?? =DD
You: I can get any information you are sending with that e-mail
Stranger: kisses
Stranger: thaanks
You: even trace your banking account
Stranger: LOVE YOUU
You: maybe you should stop talking nonsense
You: at this moment, la guardia civil is coming for you
You: as you are trying to seduce older man to have sex with you
You: this conversation will be forwarded to the local police station in Madrid
Stranger: SORRY
You: and they will use my information I'm giving them to trace you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

“Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.”

Eurovisie Songfestival Queen zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:17:49 #227

Greys

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:14 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

[..]

Nee! Ik had net wel een leuke tho

Ik krijg alleen maar saaierds

IT'S GREYSIE IT'S PARTY

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:18:30 #228

mr.Boon

....

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:17 schreef iBolt het volgende:

[..]

alsof het ook echt wat gaat worden

nee ik maak me ook geen illusies maar voel me nu wel schuldig

.....

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:19:31 #229

Harajuku.

C'est magnifique.

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:17 schreef Greys het volgende:

[..]

Ik krijg alleen maar saaierds

Ik heb nu een vervelende Fokker

I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:19:49 #230

punjabirule

die site doet het niet meer bij mij sinds 2 uur ofzo???
De webpagina kan niet worden weergegeven

Boek je safari bij Beekse Bergen Fiverr - alle diensten vanaf 5 piek Zoek je mobiel op gsmweb

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:20:28 #231

Cheiron

Ho ho ho...

quote:
Stranger: i'm flogging myself as we speak
Stranger: you have to punish urself, u know?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omdat hij 5k extra belasting moest betalen.. hmm..ok

Too lazy to be an evil genius..
PSN ID: Cheironnl

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:21:52 #232

Jor_Dii

quote:
You: ook een FOK!er?
Stranger: fok? wat is dat?
You: ken je fok.nl niet

“Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.”

Eurovisie Songfestival Queen zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:21:52 #233

Greys

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:19 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

[..]

Ik heb nu een vervelende Fokker

Kopieer en plak! Wat zegt ie?

IT'S GREYSIE IT'S PARTY

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:23:59 #234

Chr1st1aan

Tukkerjood

quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi ho
Stranger: hoiiiiiiiii
You: where you from?
Stranger: how u doing
Stranger: netherlands
Stranger: and you
You: very good, you?
Stranger: me tooo
Stranger: im tired
You: Why are you tired
Stranger: because i have worked
Stranger: today
You: What kind of job do you have
Stranger: and its 0:18
Stranger: i work in a cafetaria
Stranger: and you
You: Aaah I know what that is
Stranger: where u from
You: A friend of my called it :"friekandelen bakken" or something
You: I'm from Sweden
Stranger: HAHAHAH
Stranger: i knowww
Stranger: i do that hahahah
Stranger: frikandellen bakken hahaha
Stranger: en frietjes
You: frietjes? patat?
Stranger: swedennnn from h&m (L)
Stranger: i love h&m
Stranger: hahahah
You: hehe
Stranger: allebei
Stranger: both, frietjes and patat
You: I just know a few words
Stranger: tell me?
You: euh
You: Poepen is voor manne
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: u know what that means?
Stranger: ahahaha
You: something for men...but I don't know hehe
Stranger: shitting
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Shitting is for men?
You: haha
You: that's true
Stranger: yes hahahaha
You: where in holland do you live?
Stranger: your friend is dutch?
Stranger: whats his name
You: yes
Stranger: i live in den boscj
You: Jan
You: he lives in Amsterdam
Stranger: typical dutch name
You: How do you get to this site?
Stranger: from a forum
Stranger: and you?
You: I've got it from another friend
You: Rick
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.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
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Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: \whats with that man
Stranger: rick rolls
Stranger: or something
You: yeah it's from a forum in Sweden, FOK
Stranger: oh aight
You: which forum are you from
Stranger: we have a Fok forum too
Stranger: but imma go
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:24:00 #235

Harajuku.

C'est magnifique.

quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:21 schreef Greys het volgende:

[..]

Kopieer en plak! Wat zegt ie?

Had m al weggedaan

Heb nu wel deze
Stranger: hi
You: Are you Greys
Stranger: what?
You: If you're Greys
You: I wonder
You: If Greys, you are
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: grey

I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:25:14 #236

muay-toy

Mandingo warrior, amour faya

ik loop nu al een kwartier pedobear te plakken bij steeds een nieuwe chatpersoon en gewoon 9 van de 10 mensen herkennen em meteen!

je moet een gegeven paard niet in de bek staren

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:25:27 #237

Conversatie

Wat een bazen site.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:25:52 #238

Harajuku.

C'est magnifique.

Stranger: i have a loop around my penis,you want unpack it?
You: That would be awesome
You: Ive always wanted to explore my gayside
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.

zondag 5 april 2009 @ 00:27:53 #239

Alexxxxx

Friespeuk