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Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:56 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

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Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:56 schreef -SG- het volgende:
Je kan ze bijvoorbeeld op bash.org vinden..

Bijvoorbeeld


<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

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Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:58 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:

[..]



Hardop lachen enzo.

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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> change ur name
<matttheguy> hit alt f4 to do it
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<matttheguy> hahahaha
<matttheguy> it worked
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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
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<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> oh man oh man
<matttheguy> hahahaha
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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<ABS_Guest10> n
<Jim> hi guest
ABS_Guest10 is now known as tyland13
<tyland13> hi jim
<matttheguy> hey ty
<matttheguy> hit alt f4 to get a msg box up and type my name (matttheguy)
<tyland13> hey heguy
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<matttheguy> its matt the guy, by the way
<matttheguy> hahahahahahahahaha
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<tyland13> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> ...
<matttheguy> try it again
<tyland13> very funny
<matttheguy> it didnt work that time
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<matttheguy> llllllmmmmmmmmffffffaaaaaaaooooooooo
<Jim> ...
<matttheguy> ok, thats it for today
<Jim> wow
<Jim> n00bs
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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<matttheguy> no more terrorization
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> the same guy twice
<Jim> wb ty
<ABS_Guest10> still wasnt funny\
<matttheguy> try it one last time
<Jim> you have no ide
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<matttheguy> i didnt have it turned on
<ABS_Guest101> Hi.
* ABS_Guest10 is now known as tyland13
<matttheguy> ty
<Jim> hi guest
<matttheguy> try again, i didnt have it turned on
<tyland13> what
<matttheguy> itll work now
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<matttheguy> OMFG
<matttheguy> HAHAHAHAHA
<Jim> 3 times now
<Jim> this guy is just plain stupid
<matttheguy> can i get4?
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<tyland13> Hi.
<rockergirl> whats up?
<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> try again
<tyland13> ok im not doin it anymore
<Jim> wb ty
<Jim> not much
<matttheguy> ty, do it again, I ASSURE U IT WILL WORK THIS TIME
<Jim> STK was on eariler
<matttheguy> im a mod, it will work
<tyland13> r u sure its alt f4
<matttheguy> sorry about the other times
<Jim> yes he's sure
<tyland13> r u ready\
<matttheguy> do it again, im sure itll work
<matttheguy> go
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<matttheguy> hahahahaha
<matttheguy> 4
<matttheguy> 4
<matttheguy> ok
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<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> your killing the poor guy
<matttheguy> sorry
<tyland13> u suck
<matttheguy> im not gonna do it again
<tyland13> yea
<tyland13> give me a break i ave a broken arm
<tyland13> r u caplin
<Jim> here i'll turn it on for you ty
<Jim> if matt will will stop being an ass for 5 seconds
<matttheguy> sorry
<rockergirl> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
<matttheguy> i hit the wrong button
<matttheguy> rockergirl, calm down, ull see
<tyland13> idiot
<matttheguy> SORRY TY
<matttheguy> trust jim
<tyland13> ready
<matttheguy> hell tell u when to hit it
<Jim> famous last words
<tyland13> hit
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<matttheguy> omfg
<matttheguy> 5?
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<tyland13> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> wb ty, wait for me to say go next time
<matttheguy> ya, he didnt say go
<tyland13> i know this is just a joke
<Jim> christ
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<matttheguy> hell tell u when to hit it
<matttheguy> <Jim> famous last words
<matttheguy> <tyland13> hit
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<matttheguy> he didnt say go
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<tyland13> Hi.
<tyland13> its not working
<rockergirl> april fools sucked
<Jim> hmm
<Jim> maybe there is something wrong with yoru connection
<Jim> hold on
<tyland13> look that was two days ago
<matttheguy> ya, dont hit it again
<matttheguy> until jim says
<tyland13> it just deletes the window
<matttheguy> jim, ill try to tweak it
<Jim> are you on a mac or pc or unix?
<tyland13> pc
<matttheguy> jim, ive got it under control, ill tweak it
<matttheguy> brb
<Jim> go to control panals then network connections
<tyland13> r u sure it isnt any other buttons?
<matttheguy> yes
<matttheguy> im gettin it right
<matttheguy> brb
<tyland13> so its alt and f4
<Jim> yeah
<tyland13> do i hit now
<Jim> try again and see if that fixed it
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<matttheguy> 7
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<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> i guess that wasn't it
<matttheguy> dammit
<rockergirl> hello
<Jim> hmmmm
<tyland13> nope just closed the window
<matttheguy> jim, gimme a little time
<Jim> let me try something else
<matttheguy> ill get it good
<Jim> { do { for(int i=0; i
<Jim> oops
<Jim> wrong button
<matttheguy> hey ty
<matttheguy> try it now
<tyland13> what
<matttheguy> hit alt f4
<Jim> hi ninja/bruinen
<Jim> whoever is there
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<matttheguy> its gonna work now
<matttheguy> hahhaah
<matttheguy> 8
<matttheguy> 8
<NinjaDelivery> Ninja shes in the shower
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<tyland13> Hi.
<tyland13> nope
<matttheguy> damn
<Jim> damnit
<matttheguy> didnt work
<Jim> what is wrong with your computer?
<tyland13> y
<tyland13> what it do?
<matttheguy> nothing
<matttheguy> its not working
<matttheguy> idk why
<Jim> it didnt' work clearly
<matttheguy> OH!
<matttheguy> man, i think i have it
<matttheguy> it was missing a file, thisll make it come up
<Jim> did you clear the buffer?
<tyland13> y dont yall push the buttons
<Jim> you have to clear the buffer
<matttheguy> ok
<matttheguy> jim
<tyland13> quite
<Jim> thats so important
<matttheguy> i just cleard it
<tyland13> ok
<matttheguy> try it again
<tyland13> now
<matttheguy> ya
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<matttheguy> hahaha
<matttheguy> 9
<Jim> this is just stupid
<matttheguy> cmon ppl, 10
<matttheguy> one more
<matttheguy> one more
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<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> ho can anyone be this dumb?
<Jim> nope
<tyland13> i dont know
<Jim> hmmm
<matttheguy> ok, one last try, this is it, i think i got it
<tyland13> quite!
<matttheguy> try again ty
<Jim> i think it could be a problem on ty's end
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<matttheguy> 10
<matttheguy> 10
<matttheguy> thats it
<Jim> we have to tell him now
<matttheguy> ya

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Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:01 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
www.bash.org topic

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<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose

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<atty>my face hurts
<Chester>why is that
<atty>well, my grandmother is like a radical feminist
<atty>and she came downstairs while i was eating my ribs and took one
<atty>and i go, DAMN WOMEN... ALWAYS STEALING A RIB FROM US MEN
<atty>so she slapped me
<Chester>dumbass

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<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit
<Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
<Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii"
<Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
<Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola

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