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quote:Today, my fiance "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML
Behulpzaam als een waterkraan.
Op woensdag 29 april 2015 16:30 schreef seto het volgende:
als je niet #teamhenk bent ben je gewoon een *weggeFopt*homo
Op woensdag 29 april 2015 16:30 schreef seto het volgende:
als je niet #teamhenk bent ben je gewoon een *weggeFopt*homo
Omgquote:Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.
quote:Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML
Ja kwam 'm via GS tegen idd.. Vond het wel een eigen topic waardquote:
i'm not living, i'm just killing time
quote:Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
quote:Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
quote:Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed "why, Jesus?!?" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me who found religion in prison and is a born again christian was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML
funny shit
Never argue with an idiot, he will take you down to his level and beat you with experience
quote:Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML
quote:Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Oei het zal je maar gebeuren.quote:Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did.
Zag het op geenstijl, aardige site, maar ik denk dat de maker een hele dikke duim heeft.
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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
quote:Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML
sure.
