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  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 16:59:29 #1
111382 Ofyles2
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Soms verwacht je het niet, maar in liedjes wordt er ook flink op los gescholden en gevloekt:

Voorbeelden van dit soort 'stoute liedjes':
Johnny Cash - A boy named Sue
Eamon - Fuck It
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:00:51 #2
132185 Biogarde
Neef van Bassie.
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Het hele repertoire van 50 cent, Dre, Eminem, en al die andere talloze rappers?
Bio is baas. Ik ben niet meer op straat. Ik rij alleen langs om te kijken hoe het gaat.
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:01:49 #3
43584 Beregd
absolutely inch perfect
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van niet-scheldgroepen

eels - it's a motherfucker
martha wainwright - you bloody motherfucking asshole
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Tenacious D - Fuck her gently
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Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:05:57 #6
225797 IJsblock
victoria siempre
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Metallica-So What
Rage Against The Machine-Killing In The Name
Prince-Sexy Motherfucker
Jules Deelder en Herman Brood-Oh Kut
Doe Maar-Heroine
Put On Your Red Shoes And Dance The Blues
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Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - O'Malley's Bar
quote:
am tall and I am thin
Of an enviable hight
And I've been known to be quite handsome
In a certain angle and in certain light
Well I entered into o'malley's
Said, o'malley I have a thirst
O'malley merely smiled at me
Said you wouldn't be the first
I knocked on the bar and pointed
To a bottle on the shelf
And as o'malley poured me out a drink
I sniffed and crossed myself
My hand decided that the time was nigh
And for a moment it slipped from view
And when it returned, it fairly burned
With confidence anew
Well the thunder from my steely fist
Made all the glasses jangle
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, it was the angle
Huh! hmmmmmm
Neighbours! I cried, friends! i
Screamed
I banged my fist upon the bar
I bear no grudge against you!
And my dick felt long and hard
I am the man for which no God waits
But for which the whole world yearns
I'm marked by darkness and by blood
And one thousand powder-burns
Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips
That clean the ocean floor
When I looked at poor o'malley's wife
That's exactly what I saw
I jammed the barrel under her chin
And her face looked raw and vicious
Her head it landed in the sink
With all the dirty dishes
Her little daughter siobhan
Pulled beers from dusk till down
And amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke
But she pulled the best beer in town
I swooped magnificent upon her
As she sat shivering in her grief
Like the madonna painted on the church-house wall
In whale's blood and banana leaf
Her throat it crumbled in my fist
And I spun heroically around
To see caffrey rising from his seat
I shot that mother fucker down
Mmmmmmmmmm yeah yeah yeah
I have no free will, I sang
As I flew about the murder
Mrs. richard holmes, she screamed
You really should have heard her
I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
I panted like a pup
I blew a hole in mrs. richard holmes
And her husband stupidly stood up
As he screamed, you are an evil man
And I paused a while to wonder
If I have no free will then how can i
Be morally culpable, I wonder
I shot richard holmes in the stomach
And gingerly he sat down
And he whispered weirdly, no offense
And then lay upon the ground
None taken, I replied to him
To which he gave a little cough
With blazing wings I neatly aimed
And blew his head completely off
I've lived in this town for thirty years
And to no-one I am a stranger
And I put new bullets in my gun
Chamber upon chamber
And I turned my gun on the bird-like mr. brookes
I thought of saint francis and his sparrows
And as I shot down the youthful richardson
It was st. sebastian I thought of, and his arrows
Hhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmm
I said, I want to introduce myself
And I am glad that all you came
And I leapt upon the bar
And shouted out my name
Well jerry bellows, he hugged his stool
Closed his eyes and shrugged and laughed
And with an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick
I split his head in half
His blood spilled across the bar
Like a steaming scarlet brook
And I knelt at it's edge on the counter
Wiped the tears away and looked
Well, the light in there was blinding
Full of God and ghosts of truth
I smiled at henry davenport
Who made an attempt to move
Well, from the position I was standing
The strangest thing I ever saw
The bullet entered through the top of his chest
And blew his bowels out on the floor
Well I floated down the counter
Showing no remorse
I shot a hole in kathleen carpenter
Recently divorced
But remorse I felt and remorse I had
It clung to every thing
From the raven's hair upon my head
To the feathers on my wings
Remorse sqeezed my hand in it's fradulent claw
With it's golden hairless chest
And I glided through the bodies
And killed the fat man vincent west
Who sat quietly in his chair
A man become a child
And I raised the gun up to his head
Executioner-style
He made no attempt to resist
So fat and dull and lazy
Did you know I lived in your street? I said
And he looked at me as though I were crazy
O, he said, I had no idea
And he grew as quiet as a mouse
And the roar of the pistol when it went off
Near blew that hat right off the house
Hmmmmmm uh uh
Well, I caught my eye in the mirror
And gave it a long and loving inspection
There stands some kind of man, I roared
And there did, in the reflection
My hair combed back like a raven's wing
My muscles hard and tight
And curling from the business end of my gun
Was a query-mark of cordite
Well I spun to the left, I spun to the right
And I spun to the left again
Fear me! fear me! fear me!
But no one did cause they were dead
Huh! hmmmmmmmmm
And then there were the police sirens wailing
And a bull-horn squelched and blared
Drop your weapons and come out
With your hands held in the air
Well, I checked the chamber of my gun
Saw I had one final bullet left
My hand, it looked almost human
As I raised it to my head
Drop your weapon and come out!
Keep your hands above your head!
I had one one long hard think about dying
And did exactly what they said
There must have been fifty cops out there
In a circle around o'malley's bar
Don't shoot, I cried, I'm a man
Unarmed!
So they put me in their car
And they sped me away from that terrible scene
And I glanced out of the window
Saw o'malley's bar, saw the cops and the cars
And I started counting on my fingers
Aaaaaah one aaaaaah two aaaaaah three aaaaaaah four
O'malley's bar o'malley's bar
Sowieso neemt Nick nooit een blad voor de mond, net als bijvoorbeeld Liz Phair, Arab Strap, Fiona Apple en Adam Green.
ASWH, de trots van de regio
www.thuisuiteten.nl
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:10:19 #8
43584 Beregd
absolutely inch perfect
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of untouchable face van ani difranco
  Moderator maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:10:56 #9
32436 crew  belsen
Young, gifted and black
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quote:
Op maandag 29 december 2008 17:05 schreef IJsblock het volgende:
Metallica-So What
Rage Against The Machine-Killing In The Name
Prince-Sexy Motherfucker
Jules Deelder en Herman Brood-Oh Kut
Doe Maar-Heroine
Anti-Nowhere League - So what
Neerlands Hoop - Nieuwe woorden leren
Geef angst en haat een stem
Ranja: "mijn bukgeit begrijpt mj niet. "
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Robert Long - Beschaafde tango

Kent u dat u koopt gehaast iets bij de supermarkt
't Is niet zo druk dus een kassiere zit al klaar
Maar bij de kassa staat een heer
En die legt zoveel pakjes neer
Dat het wel lijkt alsof-ie inslaat voor een jaar
En net als alles is geteld
Is er gebrek aan wisselgeld
Dus de kassiere weggesneld
En jij kunt wachten tot je smelt
Dan zou je toch wel even graag heel beschaafd willen zeggen:
"He hoerenjager donder op, met je verlopen pooierskop
Met je pokdalige gezicht, bezopen patser, vieze nicht
Kinderverkrachter, infantiele, impotente ouwe piel"

Kent u dat je staat te wachten op het stadsvervoer
Er staat een rij maar jij sluit netjes achteraan
En na een lang en koud kwartier
Dan komt de bus in het vizier
En jij als laatste wil dan net naar binnen gaan
De bus puilt uit maar het kan nog net
Je denkt wel dat je het nog redt
Dan komt een dame in korset
Die voorkruipt en jou buiten zet
Dan zou je toch wel even graag heel beschaafd willen zeggen:
"Verrotte, gore ouwe snol, jij uitgescheten kouwe drol
Je bent een vieze loopse hond, je kop is net een blote kont
Verrekte sloerie, lijpe trut, portiekhoer, slet, spinaziekut"

Kent u dat mevrouw meneer u koopt een nieuwe fiets
Want autorijden in het weekend wordt te duur
't Is een gezond en wijs besluit
En zondag 's ochtends rijdt u uit
Om te genieten van de zon en natuur
Dat is in jaren niet gebeurd
U ruikt hoe heerlijk alles geurt
Daar komt een brommer aan gescheurd
Die jullie haast de weg af sleurt
Dan zou je toch wel even graag heel beschaafd willen zeggen:
"He, vuile klootzak, parasiet, krijg toch de pleuris stuk verdriet
En ook de tyfus, kale neet, he kankerlijer lik me reet
Langharig tuig, stuk onbenul, syfilislijder, hondelul"
“People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:12:43 #11
43584 Beregd
absolutely inch perfect
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jan dewilde - hehe

stomme idioot, genie van de Karpaten,
mottige malloot, rattenkop vol gaten,
kikvorst, potentaat,
hansworst, cervelaat,
lulverhalenrecensenter
liberale potloodventer,

hè hè, wat ’n feest,
lang genoeg beleefd geweest!

thermische zak, koekejoe, boletenvreter,
kermisklabak, ratjetoe, beterweter,
borgworm, Aartselaar,
projectontwikkelaar,
dilettante vlooientemmer,
dégouttante V.T.-emmer.

hè hè, dat lucht op,
ram het in hun domme kop!

slappe stalactiet, suffe klussenklooier,
stijve zwartepiet, hobbelpaard van Troje,
boskoe, aasgarnaal,
emoe, bergkwabaal,
spruitjesluchtverspreider,
bokkenrijder.

hè hè zie je wel,
die daar springt al uit z’n vel!

driewielertoerist, omnivoor, achterpoter,
verlepte bloemist, komfoor, kroonontbloter,
wisigoot, reptiel,
afstoot, hydrofiel,
variété troubadour,
chansonnier, liedjesboer,
over ‘t paard getilde,
Jan de Wilde.

hè hè, wat ’n lol,
ik viel even uit m’n rol.
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:12:47 #12
163094 Ladidadida
En zo is het. En niet anders.
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De leukste is Handle Me

You’re a selfish narcissistic psycho freaking
bootlicking nazi creep,
and you can't handle me
Op vrijdag 6 februari 2009 08:48 schreef ajf het volgende:
Cada día te quiero más que ayer y menos que mañana O+
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Youp van 't Hek, mensen, Youp van 't Hek..

Vuile vieze teringhoer
Gore kankerslet
Smakeloze lichtekooi
Krijg in je liezen smet

Dikke loopse takkenteef
Afgebefte del
Gratenkut met weerhaken
Ik gun je een gezwel

Zuigzeug
Vuile slettebak
Met je tieten van een mug
Gore sloerie, vieze snol
Kom toch bij me terug!!!!!

Alhoewel dat niet echt een liedje is, maar meer een "gedichtje"..
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Marduk- Fistfucking god
14 SHADES OF GREY
Nothing is black or white. Nothing is wrong or right. But everything is 14 shades of grey.
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:20:10 #15
111382 Ofyles2
Bestemming: onbekend
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Eminem - Without Me
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Edit: Al gezegd
Noot noot.
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slayert - payback
quote:
You've got a fucking catheter in your brain
Pissing your common sense away
This is for the mindfuck
This is for the hell of it
This is for me- I'm going to
Tear your fucking eyes out
Rip your fucking flesh off
Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass
Fuck you and your progress
Watch me fucking regress
You were meant to take the fall - now you're nothing
Tear your fucking eyes out
Rip your fucking flesh off
Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass
Fuck you and your progress
Watch me fucking regress
You were meant to take the fall - now you're nothing
Now you're nothing
You're not fucking shit.
Onderbroeken zonder knopen hoef je alleen maar af te stropen!
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 17:33:05 #18
111382 Ofyles2
Bestemming: onbekend
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Dope - Die motherfucker, die
quote:
I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do
I don't need your resistance
I don't need your prayers
I don't need your religion
I don't need a thing from you

I don't do what I've been told
Your so lame why don't you

Just go
Die mother fucker die mother fucker die

I don't need your prison
I don't need your pain
I don't need your decision
So what should I do
I don't need your approval
I don't need your hope
I don't need your lectures
I don't need a thing from you

I'll be sorry when I'm old
You're so full of shit man

Just go
Die mother fucker die mother fucker die

BOOM

I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do

I'll be sorry so you've said
I'm not sorry
Bang You're Dead

Die mother fucker die mother fucker die

Die
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 18:23:52 #19
13973 ranja
image means nothing
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Pogues & Kirsty MacColl
quote:
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip
In that bed

You scum bag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot*
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last
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Disturbed - The sickness
quote:
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!!!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!
No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 20:36:12 #21
140557 Relayer
Sound Chaser
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Spock's Beard - The Water (part 4)
quote:
you gave me this home and then you left me alone

FUCK YOU

you act real nice while you're exacting your price

FUCK YOU

everyone's got their opinions

they'll tell ya 'bout 'em all the time

what makes 'em think i wanna hear them

i wish that you'd all fucking die, die, DIE!

you don't give a shit about anything

FUCK YOU


i don't know why you even bother to live

FUCK YOU

everyone's so pathetic

always talking all the time

what makes them think that

i give half a shit what's on their minds, minds, MINDS!

FUCK YOU

(if the truth were told i really hate myself so)

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU!
At times like these, any fool can see
Any fool can see your love inside me
(Marillion - Neverland)
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 22:25:51 #22
139677 Curiosity
In the devil's playground
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“Gentlemen, you had my curiosity… but now you have my attention.”
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Blink 182 - Family Reunion
quote:
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
I fucked your mom
And i wanna suck my dad
And my momma too
Oh, is this thing on?
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 23:07:48 #24
181132 maxh
I am the lolrus
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The Bloodhound Gang pakt het tenminste slim aan met hun talloze poetische eufemismen

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
  maandag 29 december 2008 @ 23:14:28 #25
181132 maxh
I am the lolrus
pi_64483186
Wacht dat zijn natuurlijk geen scheldwoorden -_- het is al laat.
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