Dank je, Harry. Wanneer kan ik het jouwe bejubelen?quote:
when the moon is in the seventh housequote:Op woensdag 23 juli 2008 21:22 schreef Apropos het volgende:
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Dank je, Harry. Wanneer kan ik het jouwe bejubelen?
Atomic!quote:Op woensdag 23 juli 2008 21:24 schreef Aoristus het volgende:
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when the moon is in the seventh house
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quote:Ik weet niet waar jij op school zit, maar op de mijne zou je iedere dag in elkaar worden geslagen.
http://cominganarchy.com/2008/07/11/ups-pilots-mechanics/quote:After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (“P”) and the solutions by maintenance engineers (“S”).
By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never had a flight crash.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
Voorstukjes: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bushquote:Op woensdag 23 juli 2008 21:39 schreef Nautilus het volgende:
Dit is jullie waarschijnlijk al bekend; Oliver Stone gaat het leven van Bush verfilmen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._(2008_film)
Ik verlang nu al naar de trailer.
mijn collega loopt er altijd zo bij (ohne baard)...quote:
En ik benijdde je nog wel.quote:Op woensdag 23 juli 2008 22:11 schreef Napalm het volgende:
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mijn collega loopt er altijd zo bij (ohne baard)...
Ik verafgood ze eerder.quote:Op woensdag 23 juli 2008 22:24 schreef Nautilus het volgende:
Maar dat zijn users die niet van het bestaan van dit subforum afweten.
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