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Age: 12
City: Salt Lake City, UT
Favorite Subject: Japanese
Marital Status: Lifelong bachelor
Interests/Hobbies: I’m an avid hunter, enjoy French philosophy and collect comic books (I have an X-Men from the 80s that’s expensive).
Virgin?: I can pretend for you. (( ))
Desired Relationship Type: Intimate, no strings attached.
A Little Bit About Me: I’m a normal guy. I like toys, toy play, roll playing, and I’m way into ass worship. You might see me at the E. Cheese staring down your shirt and that’s cuz your the game I wanna ride.
A Little Bit About You: I’ve dated a lot of adult women before but our schedules never work. I’m out of school at 3:00 and I’m free all summer. I need a woman who can take me to Disneyworld on spring break.
My Big Dream: I’ve always been the good kid so I want to break loose and be wild for a while. I want to get a tattoo, try alcohol for the first time and have fun with somebody who is really knowledgeable in bed.

Of een site over "legaal" honden vechten, hoe je er rijk mee wordt en een "starterspakket" voor beginners

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Don’t any of the dogs die in competition?

Well, all dogs die eventually.

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Op dinsdag 27 mei 2008 21:44 schreef MASD het volgende:
MEMBER PROFILE FuzzyPeach
Age: 9 City: Bethel, AK
Favorite Subject: Physical Therapy
Marital Status: Engaged but looking
Interests/Hobbies: Tea parties, drawing, and I got a new doll house that is the best.
Virgin?: I was told to say yes.
Desired Relationship Type: Father fingure
A Little Bit About Me: My friends think I’m funny plus I think a lot of boys are scared of me. I’m learning how to do make up and I look a lot older than I am.
A Little Bit About You: You have to be a good person like my Uncle, who loves me very much and lets me sleep over when my step-dad is too drunk. I like beards don’t ask why.
My Big Dream: Now that all grown up I want to be Hanna Montana.

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Op dinsdag 27 mei 2008 21:42 schreef Samsonneke het volgende:
Oké, laten we beginnen!

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Op dinsdag 27 mei 2008 22:21 schreef Moozze het volgende:
Of wat dacht je van deze?

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Op dinsdag 27 mei 2008 22:21 schreef Moozze het volgende:
Of wat dacht je van deze?

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 00:51 schreef Mss het volgende:
Het is wachten op de eerste RickRoll

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 06:09 schreef katerwater het volgende:
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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 06:09 schreef katerwater het volgende:
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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 00:51 schreef Mss het volgende:
Het is wachten op de eerste RickRoll

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 10:45 schreef MrManiak het volgende:

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Op dinsdag 27 mei 2008 21:48 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 10:58 schreef Albert86 het volgende:

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MEMBER PROFILE PinUp_Amy
Age: 25 forever haha!
City: Denver
I Teach: Special Education
Marital Status: Living with my ex but not serious
Interests/Hobbies: Learning about YOUR interests and hobbies.
Virgin?: Not even in the back.
Desired Relationship Type: Serious relationship
A Little Bit About Me: I teach a high school classes to mentally challenged kids, and they’re just the greatest people. They’re so ambitious, perfect and some of them are plain sexy. I can’t take action on these desires of course, because I’m their teacher and that would be wrong, but I can come and date a kid or two at your school, and that could be so, so, so incredibly right. I’ve never been married and my situation with my ex-boyfriend is ugly, but we could always meet in my car or rent a hotel or something.
A Little Bit About You: I prefer my men younger and a little slow, if possible. Tall is good but size isn’t important (obviously). The less pubic hair the better, and if you want to shave before we meet you won’t hear me complain. You might here me choke a little when I’m in your lunch room, if you know what I mean, but I have a weak gag reflex so that’s okay.
My Big Dream: I’d like to get a nursing license some day and travel to Africa where I can inject children with life saving inoculations and maybe date some of them. I imagine traveling without a care in the world, living like there’s no tomorrow and loving like there’s no such thing as an AIDS epidemic.

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MEMBER PROFILE - LaFave03
Age: 27
City: Tampa, FL
I Teach: Social Studies
Marital Status: Kind of Married
Interests/Hobbies: Roller Skating
Virgin?: Yes, born again (:') !)
Desired Relationship Type? Run away together
A Little About Me: I’ve likes boys since I was a young girl but all the guys I date just seem to outgrow me. I like to drink juice, love Transformers and birthday parties… the more balloons the better!! Yay!
A Little About You: I want a guy whose mature but not too serious, one that great at kickball and a good listener that really understands me. He must love spending time in my SUV… And yes, there will be a test! Haha! XOXO
My Big Dream: To buy a pony that I can love and feed and brush its hair.

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***IMPORTANT POLICY UPDATE REGARDING MENTALLY CHALLENGED CHILDREN***
We are often asked if children of mental disability are available through our matchmaking service, and the unfortunate answer is no. We strive to help all consenting persons find their intimate connection regardless of age, gender, sexual orientation, religion or disability.
We believe that everyone deserves to find love, and that if such things as age are not going to be taken into account, then why should mental deficiency or incapacity? In spite of the strong demand and growing popularity of students with moderate to severe developmental delays, we have been forced to remove profiles of the mentally disabled from our site.We apologize to members who are inconvenienced by this. Existing accounts will remain active indefinitely for private messaging, but profiles will no longer be viewable by new members, only existing members who joined prior to December 11th, 2007.
We believe such individuals deserve a chance just like everyone else, but it seems we are alone in our convictions. We do still permit typically developing children to date mentally challenged teachers, however. If you are a student willing to meet such a person, we respect your decision to do so and will make every effort to help you find your mate.

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 22:07 schreef -J-D- het volgende:
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MEMBER PROFILE - TedT_Johnson_213
Age: 48
City: Manassas, Virginia
I Teach: Band and Fine Arts
Marital Status: Single and looking
Interests/Hobbies: Reading scripture, praying, reading and watching pornographic materials so I can better understand the congregation I serve. I also enjoy erotic doodling in my spare time.
Desired Relationship Type: Discreet
A Little Bit About Me: I teach in a private school and my faith has asked me not to partake of the flesh. Recently, God has spoken to me, telling me to go out and preach the gospel to the unknowing and innocent children of the world, so they can too know his love through me. I do not seek any physical contact with you, just to know you better, give unto you from the communion wine, and see what God tells us to do from there.
A Little Bit About You: God’s message requires a special sort of person I know you feel called to his teachings because you feel lost and alone in this world. I can make sure you’re not alone, and I can share passages with you that tell you how much you’re loved. Whether you believe it or not, I can then show you love of my ow
n, but we can’t tell anyone about it except for God. He can ultimately judge me, no one else.
My Big Dream: As a man of modest means, I could never actually buy the world a Coke. What I can do though is share His word with as many as possible. I can bring my love and share it all over His children, and with your help, that’s what I’ll do.

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MEMBER PROFILE - Private_Dancer13
Age: 42
City: Clemmons, OR
I Teach: Home Economics, Interpretive Dance
Marital Status: Still single
Interests/Hobbies: I like cruising the mall, going to the movies and I used to do a lot of rock climbing. I play tennis and racquetball but not as much as I used to. I like dancing but not in public, I like to do it in a private and intimate setting. Hopefully you do too.
Desired Relationship Type: I’m your mentor first, lover second. Travel companion.
A Little Bit About Me: Since my second wife left me for my best friend I’ve been looking for something better. I can’t seem to find it but maybe I’ve been looking in the wrong places. AA meetings and gay bars have nothing but trouble (believe me, I’ve been through all those people quite enough to last me a lifetime.) I like boating and I do archery, plus I have guns I like to go out and shoot. Don’t worry I don’t try to intimidate girls with them, but I’ll let you hold one if you’re nice.
A Little Bit About You: Since I’m a master photographer, I’d like for you to be open to being my masterful model. Please don’t be chubby or have too bad of skin, and tanning is a big plus as is owning a lot of sexy clothes. With my skill and your tight little body, I could make you famous if you’d let me shoot you.
My Big Dream: I’d like to shoot a hundred models in a hundred days. I could make half of them famous and keep the other half for myself, and I’d be the greatest photographer of all time, and the happiest man of all time. If you have friends your age you’d like to introduce me to, I’d pay you.You can also see my profile on www.conjugalharmony.com

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City: Turlock, California
I Teach: Math teacher and football coach
Marital Status: Divorced
Interests/Hobbies: I like sleepovers and pajama parties, even if there’s only two of us. I like looking at sunsets with a girl on my arm and going back to my place to talk about deep things like which guy from N’Sync is the best. I also like studying law journals, but that’s just for me.
Desired Relationship Type: One sided but long-term
A Little Bit About Me: I served our country in war (Panama) and am a very exciting guy. I gained a bit of weight after my accident (fell down on the ice a few years back), but I’m not too heavy by American standards, even though the stupid doctor says I’m “morbidly obese”. I don’t have a lot of hair but I have it where it counts. I’m a good person and I know someone out there can love me for who I am and what I do.
A Little Bit About You: I’m looking for a special someone who is over the age of 14 (no young ones for me, thanks!) who likes to have fun and wants to be with someone who can teach them new things. I can sit you down with a bowl of ice cream and listen to your trouble with school and help you be a great person, even though you already are. I want someone who knows they’re more mature than they’re parents think they are, and I want to read your diary about what you’re like and what you want from life. But don’t worry, you won’t be graded on spelling.
My Big Dream: I’d really like to get one of those vans that’s pimped out to look like an ice cream truck, but lowered and with a really loud stereo system. If not I’ll probably just get a van with a mural on the side. Those are total love magnets.I also have a home dogfighting business: www.PuppyProfits.com

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MEMBER PROFILE Straight_as_an_arrowAge: 48
City: Berwyn, Ill
I Teach: Band
Marital Status: Nunya busy-ness
Interests/Hobbies: I like to meet young friends and work out the tissue massage for therapy.
Desired Relationship Type: Private on the privates
A Little Bit About Me: For a long time I was what you might call a homosexual, but I know deep down I’m not because I’ve been to a one-week intensive sponsored by my church. Now I know I’m straight and I’m going to prove it by taking a girlfriend, but guys are still okay to contact me, just know that when I mentor and spoon you that it can not end in a reach around of any kind. Also I’m HIV positive, but love shouldn’t care about those things. Just that I’m legally required to tell you that in advance.
A Little Bit About You: Ideally you’ll be between the ages of 9 and 15, since I found scriptural passages that say this is the normal time for a woman to begin her walk through adulthood. I don’t want your baggage and I won’t bring mine, but I will be kind and tender and that’s a promise you can stuff in your piggy bank, you beautiful little thing you.
My Big Dream: To know for sure that I’m really not gay. I know I’m cured because they gave me a certificate that proves it, but my instructor was really cute and I’m just not sure. You can help make my dream a reality by becoming one with me.

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 22:06 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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Name: BrandiY
Age: 20
State: California
Hobbies and Interests: I play ping pong and dream I’m playing ping pong somewhere else not prison.
Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I’m a good person.

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Name: MaryLaughs
Age: 29
State: California
Hobbies and Interests: Erotic doodling, erotic poetry and erotic fan fiction.
Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk.

Name: Teardrop
Age: 19
State: Mississippi
Hobbies and Interests: I collect flowers from the yard but they mostly weeds. Sometimes I press them or do love me nots with them but then I just end up tearing them apart cuz they don’t love me back.
Convictions: Murder but it wasn’t like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz.

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 23:49 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:
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Ben ik dan een Pussy daar als ik me aanmeld? Omdat ik ben aangehouden voor door rood fietsen en minderjarig auto rijden

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 10:45 schreef MrManiak het volgende:

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Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 22:57 schreef JanusAnus het volgende:

Heel smooth, kinderen neuken en het dan alleen aan god vertellen

Vertellen dat je een alcoholist bent en dat je wapens hebt, en dan nog eisen stellen.

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We are often asked if children of mental disability are available through our matchmaking service, and the unfortunate answer is no

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Op zondag 1 juni 2008 14:21 schreef Zenon het volgende:

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Op zondag 1 juni 2008 14:51 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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Ik ga me gewoon voor de lol aanmelden

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Op zondag 1 juni 2008 17:54 schreef imy het volgende:
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Op zondag 1 juni 2008 17:54 schreef imy het volgende:
www.elmarswereld.nl - zwaar lelijke kut site, ook lache om lekker op te spammen omdat de beheerder niet weet hoe je reactie kan verwijderen!!

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Op zondag 1 juni 2008 15:08 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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Zo gezegt, zo gedaan.. I've got pwnd :
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Op dinsdag 27 mei 2008 21:48 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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We don't mind if it is not your OWN creditcard! Just return it to the proper owner when you've finished ordering.

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MEMBER PROFILE PinUp_Amy
Age: 25 forever haha!
City: Denver
I Teach: Special Education
Marital Status: Living with my ex but not serious
Interests/Hobbies: Learning about YOUR interests and hobbies.
Virgin?: Not even in the back.
Desired Relationship Type: Serious relationship
A Little Bit About Me: I teach a high school classes to mentally challenged kids, and they’re just the greatest people. They’re so ambitious, perfect and some of them are plain sexy. I can’t take action on these desires of course, because I’m their teacher and that would be wrong, but I can come and date a kid or two at your school, and that could be so, so, so incredibly right. I’ve never been married and my situation with my ex-boyfriend is ugly, but we could always meet in my car or rent a hotel or something.
A Little Bit About You: I prefer my men younger and a little slow, if possible. Tall is good but size isn’t important (obviously). The less pubic hair the better, and if you want to shave before we meet you won’t hear me complain. You might here me choke a little when I’m in your lunch room, if you know what I mean, but I have a weak gag reflex so that’s okay.
My Big Dream: I’d like to get a nursing license some day and travel to Africa where I can inject children with life saving inoculations and maybe date some of them. I imagine traveling without a care in the world, living like there’s no tomorrow and loving like there’s no such thing as an AIDS epidemic.

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Op zondag 1 juni 2008 15:08 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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Zo gezegt, zo gedaan.. I've got pwnd :
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