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MEMBER PROFILE - TedT_Johnson_213
Age: 48
City: Manassas, Virginia
I Teach: Band and Fine Arts
Marital Status: Single and looking
Interests/Hobbies: Reading scripture, praying, reading and watching pornographic materials so I can better understand the congregation I serve. I also enjoy erotic doodling in my spare time.
Desired Relationship Type: Discreet
A Little Bit About Me: I teach in a private school and my faith has asked me not to partake of the flesh. Recently, God has spoken to me, telling me to go out and preach the gospel to the unknowing and innocent children of the world, so they can too know his love through me. I do not seek any physical contact with you, just to know you better, give unto you from the communion wine, and see what God tells us to do from there.
A Little Bit About You: God’s message requires a special sort of person I know you feel called to his teachings because you feel lost and alone in this world. I can make sure you’re not alone, and I can share passages with you that tell you how much you’re loved. Whether you believe it or not, I can then show you love of my ow
n, but we can’t tell anyone about it except for God. He can ultimately judge me, no one else.
My Big Dream: As a man of modest means, I could never actually buy the world a Coke. What I can do though is share His word with as many as possible. I can bring my love and share it all over His children, and with your help, that’s what I’ll do.

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MEMBER PROFILE - Private_Dancer13
Age: 42
City: Clemmons, OR
I Teach: Home Economics, Interpretive Dance
Marital Status: Still single
Interests/Hobbies: I like cruising the mall, going to the movies and I used to do a lot of rock climbing. I play tennis and racquetball but not as much as I used to. I like dancing but not in public, I like to do it in a private and intimate setting. Hopefully you do too.
Desired Relationship Type: I’m your mentor first, lover second. Travel companion.
A Little Bit About Me: Since my second wife left me for my best friend I’ve been looking for something better. I can’t seem to find it but maybe I’ve been looking in the wrong places. AA meetings and gay bars have nothing but trouble (believe me, I’ve been through all those people quite enough to last me a lifetime.) I like boating and I do archery, plus I have guns I like to go out and shoot. Don’t worry I don’t try to intimidate girls with them, but I’ll let you hold one if you’re nice.
A Little Bit About You: Since I’m a master photographer, I’d like for you to be open to being my masterful model. Please don’t be chubby or have too bad of skin, and tanning is a big plus as is owning a lot of sexy clothes. With my skill and your tight little body, I could make you famous if you’d let me shoot you.
My Big Dream: I’d like to shoot a hundred models in a hundred days. I could make half of them famous and keep the other half for myself, and I’d be the greatest photographer of all time, and the happiest man of all time. If you have friends your age you’d like to introduce me to, I’d pay you.You can also see my profile on www.conjugalharmony.com

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City: Turlock, California
I Teach: Math teacher and football coach
Marital Status: Divorced
Interests/Hobbies: I like sleepovers and pajama parties, even if there’s only two of us. I like looking at sunsets with a girl on my arm and going back to my place to talk about deep things like which guy from N’Sync is the best. I also like studying law journals, but that’s just for me.
Desired Relationship Type: One sided but long-term
A Little Bit About Me: I served our country in war (Panama) and am a very exciting guy. I gained a bit of weight after my accident (fell down on the ice a few years back), but I’m not too heavy by American standards, even though the stupid doctor says I’m “morbidly obese”. I don’t have a lot of hair but I have it where it counts. I’m a good person and I know someone out there can love me for who I am and what I do.
A Little Bit About You: I’m looking for a special someone who is over the age of 14 (no young ones for me, thanks!) who likes to have fun and wants to be with someone who can teach them new things. I can sit you down with a bowl of ice cream and listen to your trouble with school and help you be a great person, even though you already are. I want someone who knows they’re more mature than they’re parents think they are, and I want to read your diary about what you’re like and what you want from life. But don’t worry, you won’t be graded on spelling.
My Big Dream: I’d really like to get one of those vans that’s pimped out to look like an ice cream truck, but lowered and with a really loud stereo system. If not I’ll probably just get a van with a mural on the side. Those are total love magnets.I also have a home dogfighting business: www.PuppyProfits.com

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MEMBER PROFILE Straight_as_an_arrowAge: 48
City: Berwyn, Ill
I Teach: Band
Marital Status: Nunya busy-ness
Interests/Hobbies: I like to meet young friends and work out the tissue massage for therapy.
Desired Relationship Type: Private on the privates
A Little Bit About Me: For a long time I was what you might call a homosexual, but I know deep down I’m not because I’ve been to a one-week intensive sponsored by my church. Now I know I’m straight and I’m going to prove it by taking a girlfriend, but guys are still okay to contact me, just know that when I mentor and spoon you that it can not end in a reach around of any kind. Also I’m HIV positive, but love shouldn’t care about those things. Just that I’m legally required to tell you that in advance.
A Little Bit About You: Ideally you’ll be between the ages of 9 and 15, since I found scriptural passages that say this is the normal time for a woman to begin her walk through adulthood. I don’t want your baggage and I won’t bring mine, but I will be kind and tender and that’s a promise you can stuff in your piggy bank, you beautiful little thing you.
My Big Dream: To know for sure that I’m really not gay. I know I’m cured because they gave me a certificate that proves it, but my instructor was really cute and I’m just not sure. You can help make my dream a reality by becoming one with me.

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MEMBER PROFILE PinUp_Amy
Age: 25 forever haha!
City: Denver
I Teach: Special Education
Marital Status: Living with my ex but not serious
Interests/Hobbies: Learning about YOUR interests and hobbies.
Virgin?: Not even in the back.
Desired Relationship Type: Serious relationship
A Little Bit About Me: I teach a high school classes to mentally challenged kids, and they’re just the greatest people. They’re so ambitious, perfect and some of them are plain sexy. I can’t take action on these desires of course, because I’m their teacher and that would be wrong, but I can come and date a kid or two at your school, and that could be so, so, so incredibly right. I’ve never been married and my situation with my ex-boyfriend is ugly, but we could always meet in my car or rent a hotel or something.
A Little Bit About You: I prefer my men younger and a little slow, if possible. Tall is good but size isn’t important (obviously). The less pubic hair the better, and if you want to shave before we meet you won’t hear me complain. You might here me choke a little when I’m in your lunch room, if you know what I mean, but I have a weak gag reflex so that’s okay.
My Big Dream: I’d like to get a nursing license some day and travel to Africa where I can inject children with life saving inoculations and maybe date some of them. I imagine traveling without a care in the world, living like there’s no tomorrow and loving like there’s no such thing as an AIDS epidemic.