ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
Okee.. ik ben niet zo'n ONZ ventje en hoor @ PTA thuis,, maar ik denk dat dit wel een topiQ kan worden voor de meest stomste en Domste websites ooit 
Bijvoorbeeld:
Leerling en leerkracht dating website..
Vooral de commentaren zijn lachwekkend
:quote:Age: 12
City: Salt Lake City, UT
Favorite Subject: Japanese
Marital Status: Lifelong bachelor
Interests/Hobbies: I’m an avid hunter, enjoy French philosophy and collect comic books (I have an X-Men from the 80s that’s expensive).
Virgin?: I can pretend for you. ((
Desired Relationship Type: Intimate, no strings attached.
A Little Bit About Me: I’m a normal guy. I like toys, toy play, roll playing, and I’m way into ass worship. You might see me at the E. Cheese staring down your shirt and that’s cuz your the game I wanna ride.
A Little Bit About You: I’ve dated a lot of adult women before but our schedules never work. I’m out of school at 3:00 and I’m free all summer. I need a woman who can take me to Disneyworld on spring break.
My Big Dream: I’ve always been the good kid so I want to break loose and be wild for a while. I want to get a tattoo, try alcohol for the first time and have fun with somebody who is really knowledgeable in bed.
Like zown site..Of een site over "legaal" honden vechten, hoe je er rijk mee wordt en een "starterspakket" voor beginners
een random FAQ vraagje:
So, lets begin posting dumb sitesquote:Don’t any of the dogs die in competition?
Well, all dogs die eventually.
Quote van Tjabbo:
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
Oké, laten we beginnen!
De vliegende flipperkast wist ternauwernood te ontsnappen aan de vlijmscherpe wieken der ventilatoren.
MEMBER PROFILE FuzzyPeach
Age: 9 City: Bethel, AK
Favorite Subject: Physical Therapy
Marital Status: Engaged but looking
Interests/Hobbies: Tea parties, drawing, and I got a new doll house that is the best.
Virgin?: I was told to say yes.
Desired Relationship Type: Father fingure
A Little Bit About Me: My friends think I’m funny plus I think a lot of boys are scared of me. I’m learning how to do make up and I look a lot older than I am.
A Little Bit About You: You have to be a good person like my Uncle, who loves me very much and lets me sleep over when my step-dad is too drunk. I like beards don’t ask why.
My Big Dream: Now that all grown up I want to be Hanna Montana.
Age: 9 City: Bethel, AK
Favorite Subject: Physical Therapy
Marital Status: Engaged but looking
Interests/Hobbies: Tea parties, drawing, and I got a new doll house that is the best.
Virgin?: I was told to say yes.
Desired Relationship Type: Father fingure
A Little Bit About Me: My friends think I’m funny plus I think a lot of boys are scared of me. I’m learning how to do make up and I look a lot older than I am.
A Little Bit About You: You have to be a good person like my Uncle, who loves me very much and lets me sleep over when my step-dad is too drunk. I like beards don’t ask why.
My Big Dream: Now that all grown up I want to be Hanna Montana.
Long live music.
quote:Op dinsdag 27 mei 2008 21:44 schreef MASD het volgende:
MEMBER PROFILE FuzzyPeach
Age: 9 City: Bethel, AK
Favorite Subject: Physical Therapy
Marital Status: Engaged but looking
Interests/Hobbies: Tea parties, drawing, and I got a new doll house that is the best.
Virgin?: I was told to say yes.
Desired Relationship Type: Father fingure
A Little Bit About Me: My friends think I’m funny plus I think a lot of boys are scared of me. I’m learning how to do make up and I look a lot older than I am.
A Little Bit About You: You have to be a good person like my Uncle, who loves me very much and lets me sleep over when my step-dad is too drunk. I like beards don’t ask why.
My Big Dream: Now that all grown up I want to be Hanna Montana.
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Quote van Tjabbo:
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
quote:
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There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
quote:
Die verwachte ik al, en zag heb al aankomen, ik kon het ook opnemen in de OP, maar liet de eer aan een ander over
Quote van Tjabbo:
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
http://www.dom-nederland.nl/home/index.html
Beetje tegenstrijdig allemaal.
Sorry voor de scheve, flauwe TVP trouwens.
Beetje tegenstrijdig allemaal
.Sorry voor de scheve, flauwe TVP trouwens
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Beter bekend als MrM, MM., Baas M, Big M, Mr.Held, Dubbel-M of gewoon René.
Mijn (inte)r(e)views!
Mijn (inte)r(e)views!
Okee, deze site is dus de ergste die ik deze maand heb gezien. Wat die mensen hier allemaal voorstellen, niks is ze te gek. Tubgirl is hier zegmaar de minste van allemaal, ik denk dat de meeste ook illegaal is, maarja. Op eigen risico (klik niet als je zwakke maag hebt):
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
omg dat hondenvechten
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"Dog Fighting Is Fun, Exciting and Legal
Yes it is! My proven system walks you through the easy process of legally protecting yourself by helping you to declare yourself a church, change your name to a corporation, become a sovereign nation or convert your basement or back yard to a “research facility”, all with the lowest costs of any professional sport."
En verderop:
'But thats not all you get!
Also included with your purchase of our system - our Fight Tracker™ Software for your PC. Fight scheduling, fight promotion and accounting have never been easier.
Thats right!!
Thats right!!It’s not a typo
A $549.00 value thats absolutely FREE
All Fight Tracker software versions are compatible with Windows Operating Systems Only
So, What Are You Waiting For???
This offer is limited, so you must act immediately!
We are discounting the usual sign up fee of $9,988 through the end of this month. Now you can join the most exciting sport through the most profitable system for the low, introductory, temporary, internet only price of ONLY $6,998.00."
My eyes!quote:
Beter bekend als MrM, MM., Baas M, Big M, Mr.Held, Dubbel-M of gewoon René.
Mijn (inte)r(e)views!
Mijn (inte)r(e)views!
quote:Op woensdag 28 mei 2008 00:51 schreef Mss het volgende:
Het is wachten op de eerste RickRoll
Een Reichroll
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quote:
quote:We don't mind if it is not your OWN creditcard! Just return it to the proper owner when you've finished ordering.
Waar gehakt wordt, is het woensdag.
Quote van Tjabbo:
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
Vaste pta mensen hebben olie in hun aderen, geen bloed.
We drinken benzine, ons hart heeft 4 kleppen per cilinder in plaats van hartkamer
en als we een scheet laten zeggen we dat de wastegate open staat.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Die leerling en leerkracht site verdient zijn eigen topic!
Ik kan eigenlijk alles wel vet makenquote:MEMBER PROFILE PinUp_Amy
Age: 25 forever haha!
City: Denver
I Teach: Special Education
Marital Status: Living with my ex but not serious
Interests/Hobbies: Learning about YOUR interests and hobbies.
Virgin?: Not even in the back.
Desired Relationship Type: Serious relationship
A Little Bit About Me: I teach a high school classes to mentally challenged kids, and they’re just the greatest people. They’re so ambitious, perfect and some of them are plain sexy. I can’t take action on these desires of course, because I’m their teacher and that would be wrong, but I can come and date a kid or two at your school, and that could be so, so, so incredibly right. I’ve never been married and my situation with my ex-boyfriend is ugly, but we could always meet in my car or rent a hotel or something.
A Little Bit About You: I prefer my men younger and a little slow, if possible. Tall is good but size isn’t important (obviously). The less pubic hair the better, and if you want to shave before we meet you won’t hear me complain. You might here me choke a little when I’m in your lunch room, if you know what I mean, but I have a weak gag reflex so that’s okay.
My Big Dream: I’d like to get a nursing license some day and travel to Africa where I can inject children with life saving inoculations and maybe date some of them. I imagine traveling without a care in the world, living like there’s no tomorrow and loving like there’s no such thing as an AIDS epidemic.
En nog een geweldige "policy update":quote:MEMBER PROFILE - LaFave03
Age: 27
City: Tampa, FL
I Teach: Social Studies
Marital Status: Kind of Married
Interests/Hobbies: Roller Skating
Virgin?: Yes, born again (:') !)
Desired Relationship Type? Run away together
A Little About Me: I’ve likes boys since I was a young girl but all the guys I date just seem to outgrow me. I like to drink juice, love Transformers and birthday parties… the more balloons the better!! Yay!
A Little About You: I want a guy whose mature but not too serious, one that great at kickball and a good listener that really understands me. He must love spending time in my SUV… And yes, there will be a test! Haha! XOXO
My Big Dream: To buy a pony that I can love and feed and brush its hair.
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We believe such individuals deserve a chance just like everyone else, but it seems we are alone in our convictions. We do still permit typically developing children to date mentally challenged teachers, however. If you are a student willing to meet such a person, we respect your decision to do so and will make every effort to help you find your mate.
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