Fakkie Fakkie Wan Dalahquote:Op zondag 16 maart 2008 17:16 schreef Snuitebolletje het volgende:
Thaise hoertjes (Duurt wel even voordat je dan aan die ziektes sterft)
etc.
Lol, voor 75 cent een hoertjes kont likken ga ik zeker gebruikenquote:Op zondag 16 maart 2008 17:15 schreef mstx het volgende:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
whahaha Hilarischquote:What you need: a hooker, $0.75.
How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!
That's it for now. Just remember: it's your suicide, have fun with it.
http://www.retrocomputing(...)pandora.beptuui.htmlquote:Op zondag 16 maart 2008 18:41 schreef veldmuis het volgende:
Waar zijn de konijnen als je ze nodig hebt?
waar vind ik dit?quote:Op zondag 16 maart 2008 18:47 schreef Thrilled het volgende:
Where's the chute?
[...]
Film from the final stage of the plunge was destroyed on impact.
quote:Op zondag 16 maart 2008 18:47 schreef Thrilled het volgende:
Where's the chute?
(North Carolina, 1987) Ivan, an experienced parachutist with 800 jumps under his belt, was videotaping a private lesson given by an instructor for a single trainee. He had attached the video camera to his helmet so that it would capture the entire day of instruction, and the supporting power supply and recorder were in a heavy satchel slung on his back.
The group went up in the plane, and the instructor led the enthusiastic beginner through preparations for the jump. Ivan carefully documented the lesson, which needed to be perfect for the sake of posterity,
When they reached the jump site, Ivan jumped from the back of the plane and filmed the student and instructor jumping from the front of the plane. A few heartbeats later, tape still running, Ivan realized that he had been so focused on filming the jump that he had forgotten to strap on his own parachute. An FAA spokesperson said that the video equipment strapped to his back may have been mistaken for a parachute.
In the footage salvaged from the camera and spliced together, the student and instructor are shown in freefall befire they pull their ripcords and recede rapidly from view. Then the cameraman's hands reach for his own ripcord. When Ivan realizes he has no ripcord, ergo no chute, his hands are seen to flail about wildly, then the camera pans down towards the approaching earth...
Film from the final stage of the plunge was destroyed on impact.
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