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Wat is BeF?BeF staat voor Bier en Frituur, dus! En alles, maar dan ook álles, in deze reeks draait om deze hemelse goederen. Als je dus wat te zeiken hebt over hoe erg je wel niet van bier en/of frituur walgt, ben je bij deze reeks niet aan het juiste adres, want wij, BeF-ers, veréren het! Het begon eens met een idee van Havoc...
In zo'n reeks zijn natuurlijk weinig regels, maar om ervoor te zorgen dat het niet uit de hand loopt, hier twee (!) dingen waar je je aan dient te houden als poster in BeF:
Quotes:
"Bier, het hemelse goud.. het spul waar heel Fok!kend Nederland van houdt..
Frituur, het duivelse goed... het is o zo vet.. maar ja.. het voedt... " © Janetje
"Stervende hoeren kankerbierdrinkers.. dat jullie een trein mogen koppen." © xwrrw
"Het goudgele vocht, krokante portie friet, BeF zij geprezen!" © Litso
"Bierflesjes in je doos stouwen onder de doffe lentezon, dá's pas sfeervol." © Chowi
"How quickly we forget our principles in the sight of temptationbeer." © Misstique
"Glas is overrated. Tap --> Mond." © Litso
"Ik ben een hoer, steek jullie piemels maar in een willekeurig gat jongens." © clumsy_clown
"Het interesseert me allemaal niet zo." © Jackson. PC-fr34k - BeFers paradise
Die OP. , , .
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[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Nostalgie
Op dinsdag 21 februari 2012 22:30 schreef JoanFranka het volgende:
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
!!!
Terugvindpils.
I'd like the whole fucking world supersized. Can I have a supersize death, with a coke?
Dat komt door Litso!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:09 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
Wel jammer dat die icoontjes in bierpul-volgorde het niet meer doen
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ja, weet je waarom? Die heb ik geupload.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:11 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
[..]
Die van mij en van Q deden het nog wel!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ehm, nee. Ik zelf.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:12 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[..]
Ja, weet je waarom? Die heb ik geupload.
wtf doe ik in het normale reageer venster? freaking lelijk!
Ja, wat doe je daar?quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:16 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
[..]
Ehm, nee. Ik zelf.
wtf doe ik in het normale reageer venster? freaking lelijk!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Goed! En dan heb ik nu een vraag. Waarom luister ik Nate Dogg/Obie Trice - The Setup? .quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Waarschijnlijk omdat je het een tof nummer vindt.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:21 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[..]
Goed! En dan heb ik nu een vraag. Waarom luister ik Nate Dogg/Obie Trice - The Setup? .
Heu? Oh ja. Ik heb een skin.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:21 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
Valt me ook nu pas op dat er kleurverloop zit in de menubalken van Firefox
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Nauwelijks.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:22 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
[..]
Waarschijnlijk omdat je het een tof nummer vindt.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ok.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 16:27 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
[..]
Ik heb bones.
[..]
Dan omdat je een hekel aan jezelf hebt.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Leffe triple.
I'd like the whole fucking world supersized. Can I have a supersize death, with a coke?
*jaloersquote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 19:32 schreef Blight het volgende:
Leffe triple.
Op dinsdag 21 februari 2012 22:30 schreef JoanFranka het volgende:
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
OMG ik heb BeF gekilled.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Nu moet je ons allemaal op tieten trakteren!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 19:37 schreef Chowi het volgende:
OMG ik heb BeF gekilled.
je beft slecht?quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 19:37 schreef Chowi het volgende:
OMG ik heb BeF gekilled.
Op dinsdag 21 februari 2012 22:30 schreef JoanFranka het volgende:
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
Ik wéét dat je seksueel gefrustreerd bent, David. Maar, verdulleme! Nee!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 19:38 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
[..]
Nu moet je ons allemaal op tieten trakteren!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ik ben toch ook heteroseksueel en vrouwelijk!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Alleen mij dan?quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 19:39 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[..]
Ik wéét dat je seksueel gefrustreerd bent, David. Maar, verdulleme! Nee!
Nee.quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Op dinsdag 21 februari 2012 22:30 schreef JoanFranka het volgende:
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 19:41 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
http://messages.fok.nl/compose.php?to=40119&subject=tietenfoto's
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Op dinsdag 21 februari 2012 22:30 schreef JoanFranka het volgende:
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
Dat vind ik nou écht niet grappig.quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Shit happens.quote:
Op dinsdag 21 februari 2012 22:30 schreef JoanFranka het volgende:
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
PINGUINS RULEREN!! Dat zijn echt een van de grappigste dieren op aarde hahahaa
Níét!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Sjezus. Stond er zo'n gast bij de Daily Wok echt 10 minuten te doen over zijn bestelling, om vervolgens nog steeds niet te krijgen wat hij precies wou.
Waar?quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 20:48 schreef JDude het volgende:
En tieten!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Hier.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:03 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Waar?
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Ergens in augustus.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:06 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
*iets mompelt over eerlijk delen.
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Heuj!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Euhj! .quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:07 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Heuj!
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Heb je er nog leuke plaatjes van? Ergens?quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Is die in mijn fotoboek niet goed genoeg .quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:10 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Heb je er nog leuke plaatjes van? Ergens?
.
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
NEE.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:11 schreef Kuukske het volgende:
[..]
Is die in mijn fotoboek niet goed genoeg .
Ik zie geen tieten. .quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:11 schreef Kuukske het volgende:
[..]
Is die in mijn fotoboek niet goed genoeg .
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
In dat blauwe shirtje. En zó héél veel is er nu ook weer niet. Dus ja.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:12 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Ik zie geen tieten. .
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Ik wil húíd zien. Tepels! Alles!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:13 schreef Kuukske het volgende:
[..]
In dat blauwe shirtje. En zó héél veel is er nu ook weer niet. Dus ja.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Jij eerst.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:15 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Ik wil húíd zien. Tepels! Alles!
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
*flasht. Zo! Nu jij!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Dan tief jij wel even op naar kanaal 302 hè.
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Ja hállo. Zo dat jij fijn anoniem mee kunt rukken, zeker!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:17 schreef JDude het volgende:
Anders gaan jullie even cammen?
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
*Stripshow doet.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:17 schreef Chowi het volgende:
*flasht. Zo! Nu jij!
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Juist.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:18 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Ja hállo. Zo dat jij fijn anoniem mee kunt rukken, zeker!
Oeh. Met sfeervolle muziek op de achtergrond en alles?quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Dat gaat dus niet door hè!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Uhhuh. Anders is het geen stripshow hm. Dan is het gewoon een kwestie van kleren uittrekken.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:20 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Oeh. Met sfeervolle muziek op de achtergrond en alles?
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Oh. Strip jij zó?quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:21 schreef Kuukske het volgende:
[..]
Uhhuh. Anders is het geen stripshow hm. Dan is het gewoon een kwestie van kleren uittrekken.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ik moet toch wat.
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
.
Laat mij het dan doen! Ik ben goed!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
BEWIJS WILLEN WE!!!!!!!!!1111111quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:25 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Laat mij het dan doen! Ik ben goed!
Ah, en dan mogen wij toekijken?
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Ik voorzie hete trioseks!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Gheyl.
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Haha, tof.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Wanneer?
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Ik ben tot eind augustus bijna dagelijks beschikbaar!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
K.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Morgen kunnen wij niet.
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Jullie maken maar mooi tijd!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Nou. Omdat jij het bent dan. .
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
YES!
Nu kan ik gelukkig sterven! Of, nou ja. Morgen dan.
Nu kan ik gelukkig sterven! Of, nou ja. Morgen dan.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Jij bent echt een kutjong, jij!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:33 schreef JDude het volgende:
Wel de goede trein nemen, hm?
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Gelukkig wel.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:35 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Jij bent echt een kutjong, jij!
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
.
Ja! Bah! Wat flauw! Ik walg van je, JD!quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:40 schreef JDude het volgende:
[..]
Ik bedenk me net dat ik al eens had beloofd om die grap niet meer te maken .
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ruim je je zooi op dan. Dank.quote:Op vrijdag 13 juli 2007 21:45 schreef JDude het volgende:
Ik ga even krassen.
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Kuukske.
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
[i]All that hurts me makes me stronger[/i] - MR
Mention the PI!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
