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How can you know what things are worth if your hands don`t move `till you do a day`s work?
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Wie?
Op maandag 29 september 2008 11:45 schreef HostiMeister het volgende:
Dat is zeg maar de Nederlandse taal op een vuige keukentafel voorover buigen en hem dan zonder glijmiddel anaal verkrachten. :'(
Dat is zeg maar de Nederlandse taal op een vuige keukentafel voorover buigen en hem dan zonder glijmiddel anaal verkrachten. :'(
serieus?
serieus?
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
HOAX!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Geen hoax soms?
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How can you know what things are worth if your hands don`t move `till you do a day`s work?
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Zie nog nergens anders een melding. Is het niet toevallig pranking?!
Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.
Ook geen breaking news op CNN. Ik vertrouw de bron niet zo hoor!
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zou wel een erg slechte hoax zijnquote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:13 schreef Falco het volgende:
Geen hoax soms?
How can you know what things are worth if your hands don`t move `till you do a day`s work?
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ik zie nog niets op imdb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/) dus ik denk dat 't nep is.
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
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quote:Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
Dat zegt niets. Afgelopen week stierf een Taiwenese regisseur aan de gevolgen van kanker. Dat stond ook 2 dagen lang niet gemeld op imdb dus dat zegt niets...quote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:14 schreef cerror het volgende:
Ik zie nog niets op imdb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/) dus ik denk dat 't nep is.
How can you know what things are worth if your hands don`t move `till you do a day`s work?
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
M`n broertje: "dat kan niet, Chuck Norris kan niet dood gaan"quote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:14 schreef Falco het volgende:
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/board/nest/77969432
How can you know what things are worth if your hands don`t move `till you do a day`s work?
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Onzin dus...
lol ondertussen nog een leuke quote gevonden:
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
lol ondertussen nog een leuke quote gevonden:
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
okay, what are you all gonna say when he dies? "oh, hes coming back because he can't die, comes back to life after 3 days when he dies"
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If Chuck Norris played the part of Jack Bauer in 24 the show was called 12quote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:16 schreef 7eVeNL het volgende:
Onzin dus...
lol ondertussen nog een leuke quote gevonden:
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
How can you know what things are worth if your hands don`t move `till you do a day`s work?
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.
HOAX
As the officer took her away, she recalled that she asked,
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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quote:Che Guevara wore a T-Shirt with a picture of Chuck Norris on it.
quote:Chuck Norris consults a physician if he has an erection lasting less than 24 hours.
quote:Chuck Norris used to be a member of the Super Friends, but they kicked him out after he beat the Legion of Doom in 13 seconds and spent the rest of episode having sex with Wonder Woman.
quote:The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
quote:
How can you know what things are worth if your hands don`t move `till you do a day`s work?
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
Ik geloof er geen ruk van, aangezien er weinig andere bronnen zijn die 't ook melden.
Maar zou 't waar zijn, hebben we altijd S. Seagal nog! Toch?
Maar zou 't waar zijn, hebben we altijd S. Seagal nog! Toch?
....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
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het zou op zich waar kunnen zijn, maar dan wacht ik idd. liever betrouwbaardere bronnen af
In de tussentijd:
In de tussentijd:
quote:Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
quote:On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
- En zoals pijn ook een vorm van voelen is, laat kou me weten dat ik wist wat warmte was.
- Ik ben de reden voor wie voor zijn lijden reden zoekt!
- Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life is about.
- Ik ben de reden voor wie voor zijn lijden reden zoekt!
- Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life is about.
quote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:34 schreef Tism het volgende:
Ik geloof er geen ruk van, aangezien er weinig andere bronnen zijn die 't ook melden.
Maar zou 't waar zijn, hebben we altijd S. Seagal nog! Toch?
Ik ben lelijk.
Idd, er zijn zoveel van die grandioze uitspraken over hem
Ook wel over JB, maar CN wint toch van allemaal.
Ook wel over JB, maar CN wint toch van allemaal.
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Die quotes zijn echt cult Alstie echt dood gaat zouden ze er een op z'n graf moeten zetten
"Dat is echt ontzettend zielig" Š
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
As the officer took her away, she recalled that she asked,
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
quote:When chuck norris dies his bones will cure aids… too bad chuck norris will never die.
quote:Aliens do exist, they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Victory belongs to the most persevering
die quotes zijn echt kut zielige kutkneuzen die inhaken op een zielige internethype van 4 jaar terug die sowieso al niet leuk was.
Het oerwoud zong zijn eeuwig lied, zong zijn eeuwig veranderende verhalen waarvan elk opnieuw begon met de laatste zin van het zojuist beëindigde.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
As the officer took her away, she recalled that she asked,
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
Ook al is het nog zo oud, het is gewoon komisch. Maar als je per se een andere mening wilt hebben dan de meeste mensen mag dat, hoor.quote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:47 huilde B_TRAVEN tranen met tuiten:
As the officer took her away, she recalled that she asked,
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
quote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:38 schreef 7eVeNL het volgende:Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away
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Is dat al zo oud? Ik kwam er pas vorig jaar achter. Vraag me dan af wat ik allemaal op internet doe, als ik zoiets mis...quote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:47 schreef B_TRAVEN het volgende:
die quotes zijn echt kut zielige kutkneuzen die inhaken op een zielige internethype van 4 jaar terug die sowieso al niet leuk was.
Ik ken die hele Chuck Norris alleen maar vanwege de hypequote:Op woensdag 4 juli 2007 23:53 schreef =HellFire= het volgende:
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Is dat al zo oud? Ik kwam er pas vorig jaar achter. Vraag me dan af wat ik allemaal op internet doe, als ik zoiets mis...
"Dat is echt ontzettend zielig" Š
