Gekke, vreemde, rare, enge websites...

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 04:59 schreef NiGhTsPiRiT666 het volgende:
http://forum.fok.nl/

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 04:59 schreef NiGhTsPiRiT666 het volgende:
http://forum.fok.nl/

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 07:59 schreef JediMindTricks het volgende:
[edit] link verwijderd, schijnt trojan/spyware op te staan [/edit]

Niet echt gek of raar, maar wel vreemd dat je mobiele nummers gewoon tot een huisadres kan traceren .

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 08:04 schreef KopieerMachine het volgende:

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toen ik die site zag dacht ik al..

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 08:22 schreef JediMindTricks het volgende:
Hmm pas trouwens wel op met die phonetrace website, krijg hier nu een melding van een spyware/trojan .

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 08:24 schreef Broekpaling het volgende:

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Whehe, pwnt.

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 08:36 schreef JediMindTricks het volgende:
Eehm het bestaat wel, je kan er huisnummers mee traceren (hetzelfde als zelf opzoeken in het telefoonboek op nummer, maar dan sneller ) Je kan er ook een 06 invullen, maar om daar ook daadwerkelijk een naam/adres bij te krijgen is mij nog nooit gelukt.

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 08:41 schreef KopieerMachine het volgende:

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je kan zoeken.

Theoretisch gezien dan

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 08:03 schreef KopieerMachine het volgende:
www.pnvd.nl

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 10:44 schreef JediMindTricks het volgende:
Okay, rectificatie:

Op de site http://www.phonetrace.org staat géén spy/malware, dit lag aan mijn virusscanner.

http://www.phonetrace.org is een leuke site waar je mobiele nummers kan traceren.

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_{Dit is serieus, niet bedoeld om mensen te naaien. Zie ook mijn topic in DIG voor ongelovigen}

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 11:01 schreef NiGhTsPiRiT666 het volgende:

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Our apologies... the PhoneTrace technology is a little buggy

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 10:44 schreef JediMindTricks het volgende:
Okay, rectificatie:

Op de site http://www.phonetrace.org staat géén spy/malware, dit lag aan mijn virusscanner.

http://www.phonetrace.org is een leuke site waar je mobiele nummers kan traceren.

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_{Dit is serieus, niet bedoeld om mensen te naaien. Zie ook mijn topic in DIG voor ongelovigen}

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 10:44 schreef JediMindTricks het volgende:
Okay, rectificatie:

Op de site http://www.phonetrace.org staat géén spy/malware, dit lag aan mijn virusscanner.

http://www.phonetrace.org is een leuke site waar je mobiele nummers kan traceren.

.

_{Dit is serieus, niet bedoeld om mensen te naaien. Zie ook mijn topic in DIG voor ongelovigen}

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 13:01 schreef Nordic_Blue het volgende:

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Knap dat ze wisten dat ik mijn gsm altijd op die plek verstop!

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 13:02 schreef NiGhTsPiRiT666 het volgende:

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 10:44 schreef JediMindTricks het volgende:
Okay, rectificatie:

Op de site http://www.phonetrace.org staat géén spy/malware, dit lag aan mijn virusscanner.

http://www.phonetrace.org is een leuke site waar je mobiele nummers kan traceren.

.

_{Dit is serieus, niet bedoeld om mensen te naaien. Zie ook mijn topic in DIG voor ongelovigen}

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Op donderdag 22 maart 2007 16:03 schreef Aurelianus het volgende:
http://www.zombo.com/

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my name is Cliff Yablonski. I have never met you before, but I hate you regardless. if I met you in public, I'd still hate you. I probably wouldn't hate you any more than how much I currently hate you, because I don't think that would be humanly possible. I would probably punch you in the face though. I hate everybody and everything I find on the Internet. my site and the "Law and Order" website are the only places worth visiting. Richard convinced me to make a site dedicated to all the people I know and hate, maybe so his stupid "Something Awful" website won't suck as much. even though my site is on "Something Awful", I still hate him and his website. I hate you too. if you have a picture you would like to send in, you can send it to me, but I'll still hate you and I don't think that will ever change no matter what you do. goodbye, scumbag.

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Op donderdag 22 maart 2007 16:47 schreef HeatWave het volgende:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Best_of

Spreek je over 3 jaar wel als je alles gelezen hebt en bijgekomen bent van het lachen .

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Hygiene
Remember: with cooking, the most important thing is hygiene. So before you begin, stumble into the bathroom. Then pick up a bar of soap and stare at it for about thirty seconds while rocking backwards and forwards. Try to remember why the fuck you are in your bathroom holding a bar of soap. Leave bathroom.

Enter the Kitchen
You now need to find the kitchen. Think hard, you must have left it around here somewhere. Stumble in its general direction, placing your hand against the wall. This will help support you and maybe if you're lucky you'll find a lightswitch as well. Light could help at this point. If things are rotating, try rotating in the opposite direction to make them stay still. After entering the kitchen, turn on the light and stare blankly. After a minute or two, realize that this is not the kitchen, unless you recently put a bed in the middle of your kitchen. A bed which seems to be occupied. By a woman. If you can call that a woman. Man, whoever dragged that skank home at closing time is going to be seriously traumatized when he rolls over and sees her tomorrow morning.
Keep stumbling from room to room until you find the kitchen.

Care in the Kitchen
If you are single, you can skip this. If you are married, you need to remember that loud noises in the kitchen could wake your spouse, and you're in no condition to try to win an argument with anyone sober. So it's important to move with exaggerated caution whilst inadvertently making loud noises anyway, in order to preserve the precarious delusion that you're being considerate.

Now you're ready to begin.

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Op donderdag 22 maart 2007 16:47 schreef HeatWave het volgende:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Best_of

Spreek je over 3 jaar wel als je alles gelezen hebt en bijgekomen bent van het lachen .

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Mr. T says:
"This image is in Public Domain.
Use it for whatever you want, foo'!"

However, Mr. T is not always right.
The source of this image may be
unverified. Use at your own risk!

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Real High School Girl Quotes

These have actually been uttered by high school girls within my hearing.

* 'You're Danish, Where the hells Danishland?' Aussie Gilroy student

* "What? I thought stars were galaxies." - A french Canadian school girl

* "Roosevelt... It sounds German." -The same french Canadian girl 2 weeks later

* "Oh I get it planes fly because their less dense than air."(Middle of a Highschool science class)

* "Like do you think clouds think we look like things?"

* "I think I'm an alien... I don't do normal things like everyone else and I love sex. Human women don't love sex so I must be foreign like an alien..."

* "A penis is like a worm with a helmet on and it goes like this" *waves arms in the air*

* "Volcano insurance? Oh, like incase you get run over by a volcano!"

* "Ohmygawd I panicked!!!1 at the disco way before you even got there."

* Upon looking at the menu at a Seafood restraunt: "Razor Clams? Wouldn't that hurt to eat razors?"

* "But if it's an arms race, but how will they run? On their hands?"

* "Because its a World War!"(when asked why other countries joined WW1)

* "Does, like, two seconds count as doing it?"

* "Why do you always get dust coming out of lights?"

* "He'd be quite good-looking if only he wasn't so ugly."

* "That bitch! She always steals my clothes!"

* "That Brandon Sharp. He's like, such a faggot ass whore master."

* "She like, grabbed my cootchie and then when I went to grab her boob she got all pissy. What's up with that?"

* "So if sperm has sugar in it, why doesn't it taste sweet?"

* "Because the senses for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat."

* "No you dumb cunt, thats a common misconception, all the taste buds taste the same"

* "No you fucktard, it's true, who spoon-fed you that bullshit, the Kansas Board of Education?"

* "Wasn't the big bang the thing that god used to kill the dinosaurs?"

* "Like, what does it mean when your period doesn't, like, you know, happen and junk?"

* "I’m so sober right now, I need a cigarette."

* "They have volcanoes on the Pacific Islands so they can get better reception."

* "So, like the moon doesn't have air on it?"

* "Like, isn't Jesus Chelsea's new boyfriend?"

* "Like, are there Chinese people in China?"

* "Why would you go to Brazil? Isn't Stalin still in power?"

* "Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

* "What's Vietnam?"

* "What's an electric train?"

* "Ewe, don't join the Marine Corps, oh my god, you'd smell like dead people!"

* "What's Edison's last name?"

* "Ewww... he's like, so ugly."

* "Pakistan? Isn't that a state?"

* "I love Europe. Its my most favorite country, right behind Italy."

* "Do rocks grow?"

* "Where is 'Surburbia'?" (referring to Serbia)

* "I don't want to be independent on my own, ok."

* "This band is supposed to be a duo but there's only two of 'em."

* "How can they be real quotes if someone, like, changes them?"

* "Because of like, artistic license..."

* "What's Communism?"

* "Switzerland sided with Germany and Italy in World War II."

* "So spitwads don't stick to things?"

* "Some dictionaries don't have words"

* "So the core of the earth is really cold?"

* "I wasn't choking...I just couldn't breathe."

* "There's like air in space, right?"

* "Duh, like, why else would they have an air in space museum?"

* "Does it rain in Korea?"

* "Isn't the District of Colombia in South America?"

* "Horus is sleeping, he couldn't join us today for our presentation.

* "Are people Mammals or Carnivores?"

* At Dairy Queen, "Do you guys, like, sell ice cream here?"

* "That was amazing! I must have came five times in a row!"

* "Osama bin laden bombed Pearl Harbor ,right?"

* "So, was the USSR like, a submarine?"

* "What do you mean Red States and Blue States?"

* (When Marie Curie is mentioned) "You mean Mercury?"

* "Like where did I park the Porsche?"

* "OHHH MYYY GODDD I got a 49 on this test that is the best test grade I have ever had."

* "Like, why would it take longer to get to the Mars than the moon?"

* "Is Africa a country?"

* "Who is Canada's president?"

* "Let's just move people to Canada, they don't use it anyways."

* "You dumbass, it's called Canadia."

* "What's a Ghandi?"

* "Isn't the triangle the one with the pointy thing?"

* "(In high school)"Oh yeah, I just learned about bias today!"

* "I think if we brought the people from other countries here to try our food they'd think their old food was disgusting.

* "How DARE you call me optimistic!"

* "Isn't there like a bone in a penis? And that's how they get a boner?"

* "The USSR? Thats, Like what America was before we broke from France right?"

* "Like, don't use your fancy words on me, k? I so totally know what hypocrite means."

* "So the presidents of countries attend UN meetings right"?

* "Sparta? They were communists, right?"

* "What's a water heater?"

* "You have a camel as a pet! Cool!"

* "Dog is to canine as cat is to feline as cow is to..beef?"

* "Why is it such a big deal if Jesus had a kid or not?"

* "Like, isn't Parkinson's Disease the same as Leprosy?"

* "Do you think Babies are like, jealous of Superman, cause he like, wears underwear?"

* "Isn't he that racecar driver?"(when asked about Jimi Hendrix)

* "Like, if scientists want to study stars, why don't some astronauts just grab one when they go up in space?"

* "Like, why don't they just go to their dads and cry about it? That's what I do and it works for me. Like, totally." (when asked to find a solution for the poverty in Africa)

* "Sqaure my arse."

* "Look at this dehydrated water i got from the internet, all they wanted was my house keys for some reason."

* "so it's like June in australia?"

* "What's a civil war?"

* "I didn't know they burned people!" (after hearing someone mention execution by firing squad)

* "What's the longest river in the British Isles? Is it the Nile?"

* "Isn't the Nile in Africa?"

* "Is Africa a British Isle?"

* "Is Cheese a Vegetable?"

* "What is 'camel toe', anyways?" (In science class)

* "Hitler?"
* "Crazy Horse? Isn't he the dude he killed all the jews and shit?" -Massatwoshits high school girl. Boy? I can't even fucking figure it out!

* "I thought Jesus was an American!"

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Op donderdag 22 maart 2007 16:47 schreef HeatWave het volgende:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Best_of

Spreek je over 3 jaar wel als je alles gelezen hebt en bijgekomen bent van het lachen .

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Op donderdag 22 maart 2007 17:30 schreef SuperHarregarre het volgende:
Whehehe:

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Op woensdag 6 december 2006 04:59 schreef NiGhTsPiRiT666 het volgende:
http://forum.fok.nl/

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Op zondag 15 april 2007 18:14 schreef Klonk het volgende:
ik ben trots op je