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Flodder: Ma Flodder over de Opa die net uit de sloot gehaald is
"Zet hem maar in de zon , dan ken die lekker drogen"
"Zet hem maar in de zon , dan ken die lekker drogen"
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"Zo'n lekker kutje heb ik nog noooooit gezien" - the handyman
(voor de kenners.
(voor de kenners.
Out! out! flapoor your father! | DaFan's moeder
Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti. *slobber slobber slobber*
Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of olean? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
Clarice: You see allot, Doctor.
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Silence of the Lambs
Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of olean? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
Clarice: You see allot, Doctor.
(klikbaar voor Wav's! )
)Silence of the Lambs
Guanine en Cytosine! *O*
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Wie het weet mag het zeggen
Wie het weet mag het zeggen
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peter sellersquote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 12:20 schreef -skippybal- het volgende:
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Wie het weet mag het zeggen
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Dr Strangelove / door Stanley Kubricks.quote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 12:20 schreef -skippybal- het volgende:
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Wie het weet mag het zeggen
Yes we can! | I didn't fail, it's just postponed success.
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Donnie Darko
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Donnie Darko
Aids.
super filmquote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 13:19 schreef Mss het volgende:
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Donnie Darko
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Ik heb zo hard gelachen toen ik die quote voor het eerst hoorde.quote:
De rest van de film heb ik met een WTF uitdrukking op mijn gezicht gekeken
Aids.
Ja.quote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 11:42 schreef Captain_Fabulous het volgende:
So you have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky?
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Austin Powers ; Goldmember ofzo?quote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 15:11 schreef Broekpaling het volgende:
Zip it.
Geniaal inderdaad, ook die blik van Donnie na dat luchtkusje, pricelessquote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 02:43 schreef SpankTheMonkey het volgende:
[..]
Jesus
En dan vanaf 50 seconden.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Ja.quote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 15:13 schreef Roflpantoffel het volgende:
[..]
Austin Powers ; Goldmember ofzo?
Frau: Really?
Dr.Evil: Really!
Frau: Really?
Dr.Evil: Ya! Really!
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Meer iets voor film enzo. Als het in ONZ zou thuishoren dan wil ik toch meer ONZ quotes. Liek this:quote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 15:17 schreef midje het volgende:
sorry ik vind het echt een bout topic
[Elliott sneaks into Holly's bedroom]
Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!
Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.
Elliott: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?
Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.
Sheriff Freak: There're sandwiches for tonight! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!
Drugstore Owner: It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!
Joshua: They're eating my mommy!
Troll: Would you like some, Joshua?
Joshua: AHHHHH!
Diana: Don't hit him, Michael! PLEASE don't hit him!
Holly: Why not? It's what he deserves - a big spanking for a little shit!
Diana: Joshua is not a little shit; he's just very sensitive.
Über bagger film, ONZ waardig. En ik heb beide delen op DVD
You are semi evil, you are the margarine of evil!
Metalman. Maar ook ESF fan. Solo vakantiefietser met tentje. Dichter.
26-10 Attila/Eskimo Callboy (Amsterdam), 21-11 The Algorithm (Haarlem)
26-10 Attila/Eskimo Callboy (Amsterdam), 21-11 The Algorithm (Haarlem)
Ace Ventura : If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
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quote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 15:26 schreef Reza-impreza het volgende:
Ace Ventura : If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Coming through. I've got a package ppl!
Yes we can! | I didn't fail, it's just postponed success.
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pornstar
pornstar
quote:Op vrijdag 12 januari 2007 16:37 schreef Put4 het volgende:
"And then?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveyZf0M9TM
Memorable Quotes fromPorn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Ron Jeremy: I'd like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do "Macbeth", memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.
Al Lewis: That is the worst act in show business! He has no material, he has no presentation, he has no timing - forget it.
Ron Jeremy: My goal in life is to be an actor.
Ron Jeremy: Sex is simple - love is painful.
Ron Jeremy: At any given time there are about 24 reliable woodsmen, guys who keep good erections in the American porn scene. You know, Myself, Randy West, Peter North, Tom Byron.
Ron Jeremy: I'd like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do "Macbeth", memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.
Al Lewis: That is the worst act in show business! He has no material, he has no presentation, he has no timing - forget it.
Ron Jeremy: My goal in life is to be an actor.
Ron Jeremy: Sex is simple - love is painful.
Ron Jeremy: At any given time there are about 24 reliable woodsmen, guys who keep good erections in the American porn scene. You know, Myself, Randy West, Peter North, Tom Byron.
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
slide!
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Geniale film. Heerlijk domme humor.quote:Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
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