Maak hier Harry Potter-related garpjes

Nee.

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:09 schreef FiXeR999 het volgende:
Nee.

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:09 schreef FiXeR999 het volgende:
Nee.

Nee, andere kunnen dat veel beter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv3qPoq4mQg

Mijn hersenen... the horror
the horror...

Je hebt het begrip "grapje" een compleet nieuwe dimensie gegeven, hulde

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:19 schreef SuperRogier het volgende:
Je hebt het begrip "grapje" een compleet nieuwe dimensie gegeven, hulde

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:22 schreef J-Will het volgende:
deze was ik vergeten:



Nog ééntje dan. Jullie moeten wel meedoen!

Sirius heeft ruzie met Lupos. Zegt Lupos: 'Vuile hond!' Sirius: 'Nee jij, weerwolf'

Kan dat dan?

Opkankeren.

Jij bent dan misschien wel een lesbo, maar ik ben Potter.

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:22 schreef J-Will het volgende:
deze was ik vergeten:



Nog ééntje dan. Jullie moeten wel meedoen!

Sirius heeft ruzie met Lupos. Zegt Lupos: 'Vuile hond!' Sirius: 'Nee jij, weerwolf'

Dude...

Die grap valt in de categorie "Er komt een man bij het tankstation en zegt tegen de pomp 'ik wil 20 liter benzine'. Pomp doet niets en de man zegt weer 'ik wil 20 liter benzine'. Pomp doet nog steeds niets, man wordt kwaad en schreeuwt 'IK WIL 20 LITER BENZINE!'. Pomp vertikt iets te doen waarna de man wegrijdt en zegt: 'haal die vinger dan ook uit je oor...'"

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine> O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Komt Harry Potter bij de dokter, zegt de dokter:

Ruim je het zelf op, klere jong .

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:25 schreef Mister_Monkeyman het volgende:
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine> O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

BRON: bash.org

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:26 schreef VonHinten het volgende:

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Op maandag 8 januari 2007 17:27 schreef Mister_Monkeyman het volgende:

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Btw: CAMPCHAOS
ILL-USTRATED! (Jammer dat dat niet op NLse MTV is )
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d1mOT5s1T4s

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JUKStG5jtY