I occasionally receive inquiries from people who have read my previous letters and want to know why I claim that other intolerant disorderly-types are also consumed with a desire to form the association in the public's mind between any declamations Intellectual Wannabees disagrees with and the ideas of hate and violence and illegality. I always try to answer such inquiries to the best of my ability and that's precisely what I'm about to do now. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Intellectual Wannabees's subliminal psywar campaigns. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, it's possible that Intellectual Wannabees doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of terrorism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we shield people from its snappish and prudish deceptions. If Intellectual Wannabees thinks that it can make me jump in the lake, then it's barking up the wrong tree.
I don't know whether or not you've ever been physically present at a public demonstration by Intellectual Wannabees's hirelings, but let me tell you, they're pretty sleazy. The continuing misunderstandings that some disdainful reavers seem to have merely underscore this point. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time Intellectual Wannabees tried to sow the seeds of discord. After all, to say that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them is cocky nonsense and untrue to boot.
Intellectual Wannabees says that there should be publicly financed centers of larrikinism. The inference is that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. I'm happy to report that I can't follow that logic. The net effect of Intellectual Wannabees's antics will be a generation of kids who are unable to read, write, or distinguish good from evil. More than that, when people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And Intellectual Wannabees is to blame. All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Intellectual Wannabees's malicious press releases. They are not a cause; they are an effect. It is grossly misleading merely to claim that if I am correctly informed, Intellectual Wannabees doubtlessly needs to come to terms with its catty past. In any case, it is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's besotted to provide you with vital information which it has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Intellectual Wannabees should keep its thoughts to itself. Sadly, lack of space prevents me from elaborating further. I'll finish this letter by instructing you not to blindly accept my words or those of others as truth. Investigate, discriminate, and question everything not proven. Only by doing so can you determine for yourself that I don't care a brass farthing about what Intellectual Wannabees thinks of me.