Fair Game is one of those films that teaches you things you never realised were true until it happened on screen. Things like this:
- Explosions that blow up a mansion, and send someone flying into the water never leave a mark on that person. But they will have blood on their clothes, irregardless.
- Teams of expert assassins can be beaten by one cop.
- It's not humanly possible for a bad guy to kill someone without using a one-liner first. This may explain why they don't feel any remorse.
- Cars blow up on impact, regardless of where the impact is and what the impact is with. Unless of course our hero is in the car, in which case, it just catches fire.
- Perfect looking fake IDs aren't necessarily done with the use of any computers.
- Letters that look like 3s, but aren't, are found by typing in '3' into the computer.
- Employees of small stores swear freely and loudly while on the phone in the store.
- Continuity is not important. It can easily flow from late afternoon, before the sun starts to set at all, to well after the sun has set, in a matter of seconds.
- Choppers can't be heard over bad sex scene music and Cindy Crawford's disinterested moaning.
- Cops leave the safety off when they put their gun away.
- Trained assassins watch their target do a random Baldwin brother instead of actually doing their job.
- A bomb counts down from 2 minutes 57 seconds to 1 minute 47 seconds in just under 15 seconds. That bomb then proceeds to blow up everything except the room the bomb is located in.
Ik ga in ieder geval naar bed en hoop nooit naar deze film te hoeven kijken
Before I die, I’m going to eat a bag of unpopped popcorn. That should make the cremation a little more interesting.