ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
quote:<oliciv> Roses are red,
<oliciv> violets are blue,
<oliciv> badger badger badger,
<oliciv> badger badger mushroom
quote:< [Syntax]> woah, I just cracked open my fortune cookie and it was dead on..
< Feenyx> how so?
< jonnyv> "you will eat a cookie"?
Random Quotes alom!quote:<ziz> the internet is boring
<ziz> i want the expansion pack
Plaats de leukste hier
quote:<the_JinX> Now, Play Russian Roulette In Bash, Just Run This Line:
<the_JinX> [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live"
<psychosquee[]> the_JinX: What are the odds?
<the_JinX> 1 in 6 chance of removing your linux
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<^sWift> haha
Ik kom niet meer bij mensen.
Echt. Ik lig onder mijn bureau van het lachen.
Echt. Ik lig onder mijn bureau van het lachen.
Ja, die met de ballen in de bek.
quote:Op maandag 17 juli 2006 11:17 schreef Biancavia het volgende:
Ik kom niet meer bij mensen.
Echt. Ik lig onder mijn bureau van het lachen.
Ha..quote:Hahahahahahaha ROFLDEEINZZWEI GESTAPO AUFMACHEN EINZ!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Het beste argument tegen de democratie is een gesprek van 5 minuten met een gemiddelde stemgerechtigde...
Geyl online landjesspel: http://www.fokalliance.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=7686
Geyl online landjesspel: http://www.fokalliance.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=7686
En volledig terecht lijkt me .quote:Op maandag 17 juli 2006 11:51 schreef EvilWasp het volgende:
Topic Nr. 78987 over bash.org quotes.
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Before R. Kelly had his teens.. Wutang had their cream
Slick Rick had his rings... crack rock had it's fiends
Martin Luther had his dreams, Stevie Wonder could sing
or Elvis was king, Hip Hop was on the scene
Slick Rick had his rings... crack rock had it's fiends
Martin Luther had his dreams, Stevie Wonder could sing
or Elvis was king, Hip Hop was on the scene
Dat kreeg ik ook voor elkaarquote:sparcv9> i'm such a dick
<sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve
<sparcv9> so i did an:
<sparcv9> echo " " | lpr
<sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"
De oude oude layout was veel beter!!
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
quote:Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too
<Bionic_6> yea
<Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground
De oude oude layout was veel beter!!
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
quote:Op vrijdag 14 juli 2006 08:19 schreef gebruikersnaam het volgende:
[..]
of je staat in je fotoboek in je badpak met een andere kerel in badpak te dansen
of je staat in je fotoboek in je badpak met een andere kerel in badpak te dansen
Ik moest stiekem lachen.quote:<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
tering, wat was me dat lachen
Toch vreemd hoor.. Dat men het over een boek heeft en daarbij de vraag stelt of het ook offline te bekijken is
Beste van bash vind ik:
quote:<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
Were making, were making!
Radio Soulwax!
Radio Soulwax!
Bash toppers, al ken ik de meeste al
een van mijn favo's:
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<anamexis> :<
mede dankzij de geweldige timing
en deze is ook geweldig:
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
nog eeeentje dan:
<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
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Op maandag 30 juli 2007 03:28 schreef McFearless het volgende:
Jij bent echt de meest grote mongool die hier rondloopt. :{w
Jij bent echt de meest grote mongool die hier rondloopt. :{w
Ok, het is een beetje lame om een topic te maken met gekopieerde shit, maar ik moet zeggen dat sommige wel erg lachen zijn.
Deze is al wat ouder, maar hij blijft goed:
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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Ben ik nou zo slim of ben jij nou zo dom?
quote:<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
quote:<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<keevs> umm from IRC or IRL?
<Doomers> What program is IRL?
<Mal> my god
<Doomers> What program is IRL?
<Mal> my god
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
<[4S]Judge> i was with 6 years old girl once...man was i nervouse
<%Zultra|XanRadio|w0rk> rofl
<[4S]Judge> *older
<seezzz> lol
<[SSC]Ryuben|AFK> LMAO j
<[4S]Judge> older
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> OLDER
<%Zultra|XanRadio|w0rk> rofl
<[4S]Judge> *older
<seezzz> lol
<[SSC]Ryuben|AFK> LMAO j
<[4S]Judge> older
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> OLDER
Were making, were making!
Radio Soulwax!
Radio Soulwax!
quote:Op maandag 17 juli 2006 11:16 schreef Roflpantoffel het volgende:
Niet echt leuk
Op zaterdag 23 juni 2007 18:54 schreef MASD het volgende:
Double-Helix is mijn held vandaag! _O_
Double-Helix is mijn held vandaag! _O_
<beser> Today my History class took a feild trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff.
<beser> Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".
<beser> So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes
<beser> Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".
<beser> So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes
Gij zult niet over je naaste heen kotsen.
Zij zult grijnzen
Gij zult zij zijn.
Zij zult grijnzen
Gij zult zij zijn.
Het leven is best votsig. Soms vatsig. Soms kotsig....
Het sleufbeukertje piste in de hoek. Gebakken hoerenkots met haring.
Weet iemand hoe die haring loeit? Iemand?
Het sleufbeukertje piste in de hoek. Gebakken hoerenkots met haring.
Weet iemand hoe die haring loeit? Iemand?
quote:<zexis> hmmm you think this statistic is real?
<zexis> every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio
<hal> why doesn't she just move?
<zexis> ?
Does the name Dr Pavlov ring a bell?
Die site is echt te goed.quote:<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
quote:Dude: Gran Turismo is hard
Andere Dude: Quit calling me Gran Turismo
Nerd-humor-topic©.
Opgezwolle, keizers van de Nederhop.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
quote:<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick
<P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?
Een volk dat voor tirannen zwicht, zal meer dan lijf en goed verliezen. Dan dooft het licht.
I.M. mijn streamzusje Quenda© of Loedertje zoals jullie haar kennen. RIP lief. :*
I.M. mijn streamzusje Quenda© of Loedertje zoals jullie haar kennen. RIP lief. :*
Okee die van Winzip en verkrachten zijn leuk. En dat is een vreemde zin om te zeggen.
Opgezwolle, keizers van de Nederhop.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
quote:<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
quote:<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me
Een volk dat voor tirannen zwicht, zal meer dan lijf en goed verliezen. Dan dooft het licht.
I.M. mijn streamzusje Quenda© of Loedertje zoals jullie haar kennen. RIP lief. :*
I.M. mijn streamzusje Quenda© of Loedertje zoals jullie haar kennen. RIP lief. :*
Hahahaha.quote:
Opgezwolle, keizers van de Nederhop.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
Opgezwolle, keizers van de Nederhop.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
Sticks en Delic - Fakkelteit. 21-09-2007.
Talent is net als juni, het verschil tussen mij en jullie.
quote:<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
quote:<+mOrphz> damn it :/
<@Lego> damn it :/
<+mOrphz> stop that
<@Lego> stop that
<+mOrphz>
<@Lego>
<+mOrphz> Lego smells
<@Lego> Lego smells
<+mOrphz> /quit
quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)
Dit mogen ze ook wel eens in NL doen:
omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Op maandag 30 juli 2007 03:28 schreef McFearless het volgende:
Jij bent echt de meest grote mongool die hier rondloopt. :{w
Jij bent echt de meest grote mongool die hier rondloopt. :{w
quote:<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
quote:<ziz> the internet is boring
<ziz> i want the expansion pack
Een volk dat voor tirannen zwicht, zal meer dan lijf en goed verliezen. Dan dooft het licht.
I.M. mijn streamzusje Quenda© of Loedertje zoals jullie haar kennen. RIP lief. :*
I.M. mijn streamzusje Quenda© of Loedertje zoals jullie haar kennen. RIP lief. :*
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