Monty Python's Flying Circus op Canvas!

Die laatste sketch

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Op woensdag 5 juli 2006 00:31 schreef DJKoster het volgende:

Die laatste sketch

Welke?
('k Heb m'n tv niet aangesloten...)

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Op woensdag 5 juli 2006 00:32 schreef DennisMoore het volgende:

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Welke?
('k Heb m'n tv niet aangesloten...)

mn moeder is overleden
- we kunnen haar cremeren, begraven of dumpen
dumpen?
-ja, of hield u van haar?
ja
-oh dan dumpen we niet

en uiteindelijk komt het er op neer dat ze die moeder gaan opeten
hele publiek boos, en toen werd het Engelse volkslied gespeeld vanwege de koningin

bout the Sketch:

This sketch not only appeared in the Flying Circus TV Show - Episode 26, it was also featured on their albums 'Another Monty Python Record' and 'Monty Python's The Final Ripoff'

The cast:

MAN
John Cleese
UNDERTAKER
Graham Chapman
FRED
Eric Idle

The sketch:

Man: (entering a shop) Um, excuse me, is this the undertaker's?

Undertaker: Yup, that's right, what can I do for you, squire?

Man: Um, well, I wonder if you can help me. My mother has just died and I'm not quite sure what I should do.

Undertaker: Ah, well, we can 'elp you. We deal with stiffs.

Man: (aghast) Stiffs?

Undertaker: Yea. Now there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.

Man: Dump her?

Undertaker: Dump her in the Thames.

Man: (still aghast) What?

Undertaker: Oh, did you like her?

Man: Yes!

Undertaker: Oh well, we won't dump her, then. Well, what do you think: burn her, or bury her?

Man: Um, well, um, which would you recommend?

Undertaker: Well they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. But quick. And then you get a box of ashes, which you can pretend are hers.

Man: (timidly) Oh.

Undertaker: Or, if you don't wanna fry her, you can bury her. And then she'll get eaten up by maggots and weevils, nibble, nibble, nibble, which isn't so hot if, as I said, she's not quite dead.

Man: I see. Um. Well, I.. I.. I.. I'm not very sure. She's definitely dead.

Undertaker: Where is she?

Man: In the sack.

Undertaker: Let's 'ave a look.

(FX: rustle of bag opening)

Undertaker: Umm, she looks quite young.

Man: Yes, she was.

Undertaker: (over his shoulder) FRED!

Fred: (offstage) Yea!

Undertaker: I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!

Fred: I'll get the oven on!

Man: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting eating my mother?

(pause)

Undertaker: Yeah. Not raw, not raw. We cook her. She'd be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing. Delicious! (smacks his lips)

Man: What! (he stammers)

(pause)

Man: Actually, I do feel a bit peckish - No! NO, I can't!

Undertaker: Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it.

Man: All right.

Ah! .

"Well... I dó feel a bit peckish..."

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Hoeveel commentaar zouden ze daar op gehad hebben?
Maar het is idd 1 van beste sketches

Vooral dat "Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it." is eigenlijk best grof. .

In het Nederlands zou ik 't waarschijnlijk helemaal niet leuk vinden... maar in het Engels... .

Hulde aan de Engelse humor

Vanaf morgen reeks 3

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Op woensdag 5 juli 2006 00:37 schreef DennisMoore het volgende:
Ah! .

"Well... I dó feel a bit peckish..."

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nu dus bijna op tv

23:45 vanavond. over 4 min dus

We zitten er klaar voor

Ah, deze is geweldig.

Sartre en Whicker Island. Daarvoor moet je trouwens wel weten wie Alan Whicker was. Was geloof ik een soort Ivo Niehe in die tijd, die allemaal beroemdheden interviewde.

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From his days as a roving reporter on news magazine show Tonight, Alan Whicker graduated to his own series, Whicker's World, and travelled the globe seeking out fascinating stories and memorable characters and to capture these on film for posterity. From Papa Doc to Peter Sellers, from Butch Cassidy's sister to Sean Connery. Whicker has met and grilled them all.

En in een interview over de MP-sketch:

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Interviewer: What about the Pythons, and the famous sketch 'Whicker Island'? Where they were all there because they couldn't find enough millionaires to interview. A wonderful sketch...

Alan Whicker: Well, I fell about. I thought it was tremendously funny, and I still do, really. Especially the second half of it, where they're walking back and forwards across the screen. I wrote to John Cleese afterwards, saying, 'Very funny; really enjoyed it; you'll be hearing from my solicitors.' He then sent me signed photographs of all the Pythons posturing under these property palms on Folkestone beach, or wherever it was, and put in a little note saying, 'Here's some evidence for you.'

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 20:02 schreef Brentmeister het volgende:
Kent iemand hier Smith & Jones eigenlijk? Vond ik altijd geweldig maar is er eigenlijk nooit meer op

ja is ook wel leuk ja , ze hebben een keer in not the 9 'o clock news (dat ze samen deden met Rowan Atkinson) een sketch gedaan waarin ze de kritiek op de film "Life of Brian" waar een van de drie de vertegenwoordiger van de Python church speelde , tegen een regisseur die een film "The life of Jesus" ofzoiets gemaakt had

maar MP Flying Circus is idd top!

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Mrs. Conclusion : Hullo, Mrs. Premise.

Mrs. Premise : Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.

Conclusion: Busy Day?

Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.

Conclusion: *Four hours* to bury a cat?

Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still.

Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?

Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the safe side.

Conclusion: Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say. We're going to have to have our budgie put down.

Premise: Really - is it very old?

Conclusion: No, we just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.

Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?

Conclusion: Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.

Premise: Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.

Conclusion: No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They *breed* in the *sewers*!

Het filmpje voor de 'hoofdfilm' (Meaning of life) was ook best wel grappig, dat einde

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Op woensdag 28 juni 2006 16:27 schreef DennisMoore het volgende:

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Net een paar dagen uit op dvd! .

Yellowbeard aka "Butiny on the Mounty".

Niet officieel Monty Python, maar zeker wel Pythonesque. .
[..]

En binnen! Lekker snel! .

'k Moet nu al lachen. !

23:25 vandaag

[edit] laat maar, Brentmeister was me voor

Ik wou net zeggen

No time Toulouse!

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Op donderdag 6 juli 2006 12:55 schreef DJKoster het volgende:

[Mrs Premise & Mrs Conclusion]

Die sketch (of 'dergelijke sketches', er waren er nl meer van) was idd brilliant! .

(Effe uit m'n hoofd:)
- Been shoppin'?
- No... been shoppin'...
- Ooh... what did you buy then?
- A piston engine.
- What did you buy thát for?!
- It was a bargain.
- Oh... well, how do you cook it?
- You don't cook it!
- You can't it that raw!
- True...

Zelfde stramien als the Exploding Penguin skit. Heerlijk. .

LET OP: 22:15 uur vandaag

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Op vrijdag 7 juli 2006 21:33 schreef Brentmeister het volgende:
LET OP: 22:15 uur vandaag

Thanx for the heads-up

_{heb m'n TV uit}

het was een herhaling

Ja, eentje uit 1972....

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Op zaterdag 8 juli 2006 01:02 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Ja, eentje uit 1972....

Mooie aflevering trouwens, met name die laatste sketch