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+ There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
+ The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
+ Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
+ Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
+ Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
+ According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
+ Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
+ Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
+ Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
+ Chuck Norris' hearthpulse is measured on the richter scale.
+ Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
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