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Hij is al aan het doodgaan dus zoek maar snel nieuwe slachtoffersquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 22:43 schreef Brentmeister het volgende:
omg, dat ik deze reeks nog nooit gezien heb
Nee ik ben geen 14
Deel 1 was ook vanmiddag gemaakt geloof ikquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 22:43 schreef Brentmeister het volgende:
omg, dat ik deze reeks nog nooit gezien heb
Nee, die is vannacht al begonnen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 22:45 schreef Aibmi het volgende:
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Deel 1 was ook vanmiddag gemaakt geloof ik
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
ik zit nu vermond met jankee IP bij Dave in de wacht, kijken of ie weer over egg roll begint
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 22:40 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
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lachequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 22:47 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
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ik paas hem de link
ben nu aan't praten over adres gegevens
LOL Hans heeft Fok! gevonden
* Vampess hoort er niet bij
Ik lees enkel mee
* Vampess hoort er niet bij
Ik lees enkel mee
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Op zondag 28 oktober 2007 01:07 schreef clumsy_clown het volgende:
Jump daarentegen, is wáy minder braaf en lief dan hij lijkt
«shmoop|dingen» jawel, jij bent Superjump
Jump daarentegen, is wáy minder braaf en lief dan hij lijkt
«shmoop|dingen» jawel, jij bent Superjump
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met dave? nee nog lang niet.. kga hem z'n eggroll sturenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 22:50 schreef Jump het volgende:
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met hans wel.. is ook wel een beetje sneu voor die man maja..
Huilen dan.
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you: dave sup
you: im from the dutch police, and we want to investigate the recent herassment
Dave: GEORGE IS DEAD WE HAVE TO GO TO FUNERAL
you: do you want to charge the users of the fok.nl forum?
Dave: I KILL GEORGE YOU COME TO ARREST ME?
you: im being serious dave :/
you: we could, yes
you: we would have you hung on the highest tree for failing to make loepmiaas and nazi-rameng for your dutch customers
you: how does that sound to you?
you: you would have free pizza
Dave: YES NAZI I KILL GEORGE THE NAZI
you: you like pizza?
you: what are you wearing?
Dave: I'M WEARING EGG ROLL
you: hihi, funny ^^
you: does there happen to be an eggroll in ur ass?
you: dave, i hope you didnt choke in your eggroll
you: after you have taken it out of george's ass: can you ship it to amsterdam?
Dave: NO GEORGE CHOKE ON EGG ROLL
you: yes i hear
you: d
you: you like egg roll? does it come with sambal?
you: sambalbij?
you: dave im worried, are you ok?
you: please dont stick 5 eggrols in your pipe as george did ((
((Dave: YES
you: what yes?
you: will you get fired?
Dave: NO
Dave: i CALLED MY BOSS TO SEE IF IT WAS OK TO FUCK ABOUT WITH YOU GUYS
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stom id hequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 22:51 schreef wietse.cc het volgende:
Hahaha LMAO ik lees dat jullie denken dat ik het ben?
Huilen dan.
Bij mij ook niet echtquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:37 schreef remlof het volgende:
Bob van de viagrashop is niet erg behulpzaam bij m'n onderzoekje
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
you: dave!
you: what have you been up to
Dave: EGG ROLL
you: any more useful things to do when I was away?
you: SUSHI
Dave: NO
you: me neither, like fishing though
you: ever done that?
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you: fans are gathering to applaud you
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you: http://i2.tinypic.com/zu0c92.jpg
you: no I'm not the one who promised you that
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
you: dave!
you: what have you been up to
Dave: EGG ROLL
you: any more useful things to do when I was away?
you: SUSHI
Dave: NO
you: me neither, like fishing though
you: ever done that?
you: dave, somebody drew a portrait of you
you: did you know that?
you: fans are gathering to applaud you
Dave: GOOD DID YOU BUILD MY STATUE?
you: http://i2.tinypic.com/zu0c92.jpg
you: no I'm not the one who promised you that
you: I did promise you some sushi though
you: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/857217/
you: look dave, your fans!
(chatding liep vast ofzo )
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