We don't ship to the Netherlands #4

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Komt zo een leuk gesprek met Adriana van de medicijnen shop

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Ik kom al de hele dag niet meer bij, nog eentje dan maar

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deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu

Het hoofdstukje Chinees begint flauw te worden. Misschien kun je bij hen wel Japans bestellen...

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:43 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
Komt zo een leuk gesprek met Adriana van de medicijnen shop

ja die heb ik ook hierzo

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:45 schreef Mr24z het volgende: deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:41 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
dat zinnetje he

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die dus, hebben ze ondertussen standaard erbij gezet

net zo lang doorgaan tot iedereen daar een nervous breakdown heeft

Dikke lol dit:

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ik ben nu met travis in gesprek over viagra ....

Arme dave

Worteltjestaart iemand?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:50 schreef Adsum het volgende:
Dikke lol dit:
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LOL die dave word gekkkkk

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Billy: Do you sell chinese food?

Adina: No, we only offer medications. You can check the list on our webpage.

Billy: You ship to foreign countries?

Adina: No, we can only ship to US regions.

Billy: Why not to foreign countries?

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Billy: That's not my question

Billy: Why don't you sell chinese food?

Billy: And some cure for my piemel die in je moeders aars vast zit gepierd?

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Billy: You took 3 minutes to think of that?

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Billy: Please answer fast, my water's running dry

Billy: Yes I would like to order some Chinese food

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Billy: You do have sambal right?

Adina: You can check all the products that we carry on the webpage. I dont think "sambal" is included.

Billy: So no sambal?

Adina: None

Billy: Oh, okay, how about Japanese food?

Billy: Like fisheyes

Adina: Billy, all that we offer are on the webpage. We dont sell out any kind of food. You may want to check our web site and see all the products.

Billy: Adina, this really sucks, I AM FUCKING HUNGRY

Billy: You know holland? It's cool, we have ducks and restaurants

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:51 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
ik ben nu met travis in gesprek over viagra ....

ik met naomi

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:52 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
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Adina: Hi, you have reached Online Customer Care. My name is Adina.

Adina: How can I help you?

Billy: Hello

Billy: I have a problem with a product

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Adina: What product Billy?

Billy: Well my piemel seems to be clutterd by a big sambal piece =[

Billy: Anyway

Billy: Do you sell chinese food?

Adina: No, we only offer medications. You can check the list on our webpage.

Billy: You ship to foreign countries?

Adina: No, we can only ship to US regions.

Billy: Why not to foreign countries?

Adina: As of this moment, we can only ship to US regions but of course we also hope we can expand business and ship outside.

Billy: That's not my question

Billy: Why don't you sell chinese food?

Billy: And some cure for my piemel die in je moeders aars vast zit gepierd?

Adina: Simply because we our business is Online Pharmacy and not Online Restaurant.

Billy: You took 3 minutes to think of that?

Adina: If you really want a cure, I suggest you to consult your doctor.

Adina: Would there be anything else I can help you with?

Billy: Please answer fast, my water's running dry

Billy: Yes I would like to order some Chinese food

Adina: We don't have that. What you need to contact is a Chinese Restaurant.

Billy: You do have sambal right?

Adina: You can check all the products that we carry on the webpage. I dont think "sambal" is included.

Billy: So no sambal?

Adina: None

Billy: Oh, okay, how about Japanese food?

Billy: Like fisheyes

Adina: Billy, all that we offer are on the webpage. We dont sell out any kind of food. You may want to check our web site and see all the products.

Billy: Adina, this really sucks, I AM FUCKING HUNGRY

Billy: You know holland? It's cool, we have ducks and restaurants

Adina: Its great to hear that Billy. However, I am not allowed to engage in personal chats. We are here to answer business related or customer service related issues.

Billy: Well fuck you!

Billy: I am fucking hungry and you don't GIVE A DAMN! You whore.

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OMFG

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:57 schreef Eland het volgende:

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Serieus, ze kunnen me hier wegdragen

idd zo fucking geniaal!!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:57 schreef Eland het volgende:

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Serieus, ze kunnen me hier wegdragen

dit is echt te erg gewoon, ik begin medelijden te krijgen met die lui geloof ik
maar ga vooral door!