We dont ship to the Netherlands #3

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:56 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
of deze
bij george

George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food

best rlxte gast nog

Die George heeft tenminste nog humor!

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Kaas: Hello
Kaas: i see you have found out about We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
Kaas: but i would still like to order some chinese food
Kaas: would that be possible?
Kaas: gwen?
Kaas: ello elloooo?
Kaas: CHEESE
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: WINDMILLS
Kaas: WOODEN SHOES
Kaas: :"(
Kaas: Kutje.. wat een monoloog zeg..
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gwen Monologen

Jaaaa eindelijk, het antwoord waar we op wachtten!

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We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:17 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!
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Dave is dakloos Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:16 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:

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ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ie ! die zwerver!

Hij is ook zwerver

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:18 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:

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Hij is ook zwerver

Hij heeft wel een kutbaan

houden jullie is op man, nu is de lol er vanaf. ze zijn zo druk dat ik niet meer geholpen kan worden, door al die mensen zoals ik

Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
grodi hanser: will holland win the world cup?
grodi hanser: hi bob
grodi hanser: i spoke too you last night
grodi hanser: is simon there?
grodi hanser: or kevin jose?
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
grodi hanser: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
grodi hanser: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me
grodi hanser: i'm in holland
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
grodi hanser: i'm already waiting 5 minutes bob, this is a live help service isn't it?
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: it's about time.
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: you already told me that

nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt

hebben ze me nu geblokt ofzo?

ik denk het bob is bij mij wel aanwezig

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You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yeah.
you: Do you sell chines food?
George: NO
George: fuck off, you idiot
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:20 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt

JA! Dat heb ik ook nu!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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george begint het ook minder leuk te vinden geloof ik

Owkeeej nu ga ik ze berichtjes sturen

ze hebben het uitgezet .

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef Qunix het volgende:

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Ze krijgen er genoeg van na 12 uur

Dat zal ze leren.. de macht van FOK!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef junkiexp het volgende:
ze hebben het uitgezet .

george doet het nog wel

George krijgt er een beetje genoeg van! Kan er niet iemand een server bij hem bestellen?

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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George
you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm?
George: hi
George: no
George: we need to sell more servers first
you: how's it going selling servers?
George: maybe your friends are interested in servers?
George: not very well
you: some definitely are
you: you must be getting a lot of these chats today
you: does it bother you?
George: yes
you: ok, i'll ask them to stop, since you seem a nice guy
George: ok
George: thank you very much
George: bye
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef dennistd het volgende:

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george doet het nog wel

Ik krijg telkens Dave, en als ik om George vraagt is ie niet beschikbaar

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef dennistd het volgende:

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george doet het nog wel

wat doe ik verkeerd dan

Of ze blokken gewoon op ip dan.. naja ik ga eerst eten en dan zie ik wel weer

die gearge is echt geweldig maar hij baald wel van alle nederderlanders de hele tijd
maar hij houd wel van chinees eten

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You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: sjors friend of mine
you: still selling servers?
George: yes, of course
you: have you sold a lot of them today?
George: what else can i do?
you: sell a few of them in one day
George: i've not sold very much
you: were does the regular shipment go to
George: but many people are asking questions
you: and what is the time to arival?
you: I think it is a normal question
George: we deliver within 24 hours
you: also in the netherlands ?
you: all the way from NY?
George: yes, also in that fucking country
you: why fucking
you: it is a nice country
George: all dutch people are asking me questions
you: dont you like the netherlands
George: i'm getting crazy of them
you: are all the dutch people want to buy a server from you?
George: no
George: they don't want to buy any
you: what do they want then?
George: they are only asking me questions
you: about what?
George: about chinese food, and more
you: do they want chinese food
you: do you sell that too
you: ?
George: no
you: are you eating chinese food at the moment?
George: no
you: do you like it?
George: sometimes


sorry voor men brakke engels maar het is denk ik wel te begrijpen

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Qunix het volgende:
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hey dave
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: I do not know which service you are able to provide
you: but my room needs some good cleaning
you: maybe you could help?
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: ow cool
you: also for student rooms? what are the trends?
you: I am very trendy, you know
Dave: Explore the decorating possibilities whether it be Southwest, Asian, Classic European, Rustic America or any of your traditional favorite styles.
you: hm, do you also deliver sm decorations?
Dave: We only deliver decorations specifized
you: ok I want to have some handcuffs, whips and chains
you: and a big bed with iron bars
Dave: I apoligize we don't sell those products
you: why not? it is quite popular decoration
you: dozens people use sm at night, don't you?
Dave: No
you: you're missing some great fun
you: or are you a single?
Dave: We can not disclose personal information.
you: that is a pity
you: but ok, you are a good person because you did not kick me yet
you: so I will leave you to work again
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
you: bye