We dont ship to the Netherlands

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef Eland het volgende:
Die van dennistd is echt top

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you: Yes George, I would like to place an order
George: ok
George: which product?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: We don't sell Chinese food
George: bye
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Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:23 schreef veldmuis het volgende:

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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " heten !

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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, are you the only live person around here?
you: Don't you have collegues?
George: no
you: Oh, that must be boring.
George: unfortunaly not
you: Say, do you sell Chinese food?
George: yes, very
you: Too bad for you, but why don't you get another job then?
George: i don't know
George: do you want to buy anything?
you: Well yes.
George: i'm very busy
you: What do you sell?
George: computers
you: Ah, hmm I don't know, why should I buy a computer, I already have one..
you: Hmm, this is hard.. how much does a computer costs?
George: what computer do you want?
you: Dunno..
you: Don't you sell something other then computers?
George: no
George: i'm sorry
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Well, I don't wanna buy anything then.
you: What are your hobby's?
George: do you want to buy a computer?
you: Nope.
George: bye then
you:
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Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Helmut: Hi Gwen, I had this nice conversation last night with Bob. Could you please give me his email adres so I can contact him about our arrangement?
Gwen: Are you looking to purchase any parts
Helmut: Yes, I'd like to buy a vacuum hose for my buick.
Helmut: Gwen?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Helmut: It is a car from 1999 but how do I know what the make and model is?
Helmut: A now I see!
Helmut: It's the Volvo Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: I'd like the Volvo Oxygen Sensor, OK?
Gwen: Can I have the model of your vehicle
Helmut: S70
Helmut: Do you need to know more? It's a pink huge car with four wheels. And I need a vacuum hose and an oxygen sensor.
Helmut: Gwen are you still there to help me out?
Helmut: I have lots of money to make your company very very rich. But you have to help me out to get it.
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Helmut: Please help me out I want to buy something!
Gwen: Can I have the VIN
Helmut: What is a VIN?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Helmut: Ok, i'm waiting.
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: OKe
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: Again
Helmut: please hurry
Helmut: I have to to feed the son of my uncle who has downsyndrom. He's screaming all day now. :S
Gwen: Please get back with us with the VIN
Helmut: The VIN is 2
Gwen: Can I have the website you are comming from
Helmut: Sure, it's We dont ship to the Netherlands
Helmut: Why do you want to know?
Helmut: Gwen you want some more information?
Gwen: WE need the exact model of your vehicle to give the right information
Helmut: It's a pink Volvo S70 with a broken Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: Oke Gwen, may I thank you?
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Helmut: You just totally made my day. I have been chatting with you since 14:00, and I haven't been able to order anything at all. Now it's time to quit my working day and go home, and have diner. Have a nice day at work, and may the Oxygen Sensor be with you.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:35 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service

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Holland: hi
Holland: Do you like Holland?
Holland: Do you think it's a nice country?
Holland: Have you ever been there?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Holland: ok
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Holland: I didn't ask that, do you like Holland as a country?
Seth: This is irrelevant to this chat session..
Holland: So?
Holland: I would just like to know it.
Seth: I do not like the people of the country who want to abuse others business..
Holland: Oke, bye.