We dont ship to the Netherlands

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?

1 boze ex werknemer per dag?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?

geen
dus nu hebben ze 3 extra mensen ingehuurd

In 1 dag hebben ze meer gehad als in 1 jaar gok ik

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:44 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:

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geen
dus nu hebben ze 3 extra mensen ingehuurd

Inderdaad, er zullen heust geen mensen zijn die uit verveling die chat gaan lastig vallen ofzo.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:41 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:

Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands

Waarschijnlijk hebben ze uit pure wanhoop er een extra zinnetje in het script gezet

Wie of wat verbreekt de sessie dan????? Kan een bot dat automatisch doen? Het ene gesprek is namelijk langer dan de ander.

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piet paulusma: I'm located in Germany
piet paulusma: Oberhausen
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haha, ze wil niet zeggen wat voor cup-maat ze heeft...

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MeneerMuis: I want to know why you can't be arsed to ship to the Netherlands? FOK! Loves you!
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to Netherlands
MeneerMuis: okay but I wanna ship it to germany
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MeneerMuis: Can you proof me your not a bot? tell me my IP!
Greg: *********
MeneerMuis: wtf
MeneerMuis: lol
MeneerMuis: So why you don't ship to the netherlands?
MeneerMuis: How many Dutch chats you already got in 1 day?
MeneerMuis: what is my location Greg?
MeneerMuis: I want to know if you know my location?
Greg: Netherlands
MeneerMuis: but where in the netherlands?
Greg: One sec
MeneerMuis: okay thanks
MeneerMuis: I'm curious if you gonna find it out
MeneerMuis: Is that One sec lol?
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Greg: Country India
Greg: Region 25 (Tamil Nadu)
Greg: US Area Code
Greg: US Metro Code
Greg: City Madras
Greg: Zipcode
Greg: Latitude/Longitude 13.0833/80.2833
Greg: ISP Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Organization Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Netspeed Cable/DSL
Greg: Domain Name vsnl.net.in
MeneerMuis: I'm living far from India lol

hehe, dat ze nog nederlandse chats accepteren zeg..

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:45 schreef houtjes het volgende:
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Jack: ok
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Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Jack: I am experiencing trouble with my c70
Jack: I guess I need a new air intake hose
Jack: do you have it in stock??
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jack: 2001, volvo c70 2.3l turbo
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Jack: Gwen??
Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why not Gwen
Jack: ?
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Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why do you not ship Gwen?
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dit lijkt wel weer een bot!?!

is zeker weten een bot...

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:49 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
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MeneerMuis: I want to know why you can't be arsed to ship to the Netherlands? FOK! Loves you!
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to Netherlands
MeneerMuis: okay but I wanna ship it to germany
Greg: Yes
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MeneerMuis: Can you proof me your not a bot? tell me my IP!
Greg: *********
MeneerMuis: wtf
MeneerMuis: lol
MeneerMuis: So why you don't ship to the netherlands?
MeneerMuis: How many Dutch chats you already got in 1 day?
MeneerMuis: what is my location Greg?
MeneerMuis: I want to know if you know my location?
Greg: Netherlands
MeneerMuis: but where in the netherlands?
Greg: One sec
MeneerMuis: okay thanks
MeneerMuis: I'm curious if you gonna find it out
MeneerMuis: Is that One sec lol?
Greg: One hour please
MeneerMuis: I don't got a hour
MeneerMuis: but I will waiting for Greg!
Greg: Your IP Address 203.199.218.30
Greg: Country India
Greg: Region 25 (Tamil Nadu)
Greg: US Area Code
Greg: US Metro Code
Greg: City Madras
Greg: Zipcode
Greg: Latitude/Longitude 13.0833/80.2833
Greg: ISP Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Organization Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Netspeed Cable/DSL
Greg: Domain Name vsnl.net.in
MeneerMuis: I'm living far from India lol

Ja, bij mij zei hij ook een keer dat ik in India woonde.

Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is

dan stappen we toch over op de telefoon lijn

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Pieter: actually, 've got 2 questions
Pieter: 1: why do you say this is a chat with a "LIVEperson" since you obvisiously are a chatbot?
Pieter: 2: why don't you ship to the Netherlands?
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Gwen: Sorry at the moment we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Pieter: why not?
Pieter: I bet most parts to the rest of europe travel trough Rotterdam Harbour!
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is

Ze willen vast die indruk wekken, zodat die vervelende Nederlanders ophouden met irriteren

seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen

tvp

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:54 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen

wtf?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is

nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.

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Yasmine: yeah do you ship to the netherlands?
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Oeps

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:57 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:

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wtf?

sorry toetsenbord was op ...

volgens Qwen is Seth er over een uurtje weer