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Sommige mensen moeten echt even een cursus Engels volgen alvorens te proberen grappig te zijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 10:53 schreef dizeerik het volgende:
the country next too germany: too my country
hmm wazig.. 't werkt hier perfect ...
quote:You are now chatting with 'Stan'
Kevinik: hi stan
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kevinik: hi stan
Kevinik: I'll wait
Chat session has ended.
Sell in may and go away. Forget it, we are here to stay.
Volgens mij ligt het aan mijn internetverbinding ofzo want ik kan me ook al niet inschrijven om dat LivePerson zelf uit te "testen"
Vanavond met simon, jose en bob weer
quote:Flip: hi
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Greg: Hai
Flip: The Netherlands
Greg: No
Guanine en Cytosine! *O*
Ze wil me gewoon dood hebben.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok how much would lethal dose of painkillers cost?
Kevin R. OBrian: of course I wont take them all at once
Peggy: May I have the exact name of the medication please?
Kevin R. OBrian: Tramadol
Peggy: For how many tablets?
Kevin R. OBrian: a lethal dose
Kevin R. OBrian: would 30 be enough?
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: That would be cost for $45.
Kevin R. OBrian: would that eb enough to kill myself?
Kevin R. OBrian: be
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok I'll use a gun instead
Kevin R. OBrian: thanks for your help
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok how much would lethal dose of painkillers cost?
Kevin R. OBrian: of course I wont take them all at once
Peggy: May I have the exact name of the medication please?
Kevin R. OBrian: Tramadol
Peggy: For how many tablets?
Kevin R. OBrian: a lethal dose
Kevin R. OBrian: would 30 be enough?
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: That would be cost for $45.
Kevin R. OBrian: would that eb enough to kill myself?
Kevin R. OBrian: be
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok I'll use a gun instead
Kevin R. OBrian: thanks for your help
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
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The only easy day is yesterday
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stay frosty
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Greg houd niet van willekeurige nummers en slecht engels..quote:Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
kalushi: ok
kalushi: ok
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
kalushi: Yes..
kalushi: I need to have a part for my car
kalushi: do you sel carparts ?
Greg: MAy I have the part you are looking for ?
... 30 sec wachten
kalushi: yes
kalushi: its a volvo part
kalushi: do you have part ?
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
... 30 sec wachten
kalushi: I think it says 8231293GE
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
kalushi: favorite ?
Chat session has been terminated!
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!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 10:17 schreef dizeerik het volgende:
henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me?
Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands
Op donderdag 2 juli 2009 22:41 schreef RTB het volgende:
als ik elk rap"liedje" een kans moest geven was ik aan het eind van dit millennium nog bezig met het tempo waarin die kotshoop uitgebraakt wordt.
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als ik elk rap"liedje" een kans moest geven was ik aan het eind van dit millennium nog bezig met het tempo waarin die kotshoop uitgebraakt wordt.
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Else: ok bye! (are you a bot or not?)
Else: this is so strange talking!!
Greg: No
Greg: A Live person
Else: okey, nice to talk with you
Else: bye!
Else: and thanks
Greg: Same to you
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Greg: Have a Great day
Greg: Bye
Greg: Bye
Tss.. ze hebben wel veel standaard zinnetjes.. mag ook wel, nu ze zo veel Fok!kers daar hebben.
Edit: Ik zei tegen ze dat ik uit Frankrijk kwam.. daar wilden ze wel heen "shippen".. dusseuh, nu vraag ik me echt af wat ze tegen Nederlanders hebben!
Iemand die dat even uit Greg of een ander wil peuteren?
Else: this is so strange talking!!
Greg: No
Greg: A Live person
Else: okey, nice to talk with you
Else: bye!
Else: and thanks
Greg: Same to you
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Greg: Have a Great day
Greg: Bye
Greg: Bye
Tss.. ze hebben wel veel standaard zinnetjes.. mag ook wel, nu ze zo veel Fok!kers daar hebben.
Edit: Ik zei tegen ze dat ik uit Frankrijk kwam.. daar wilden ze wel heen "shippen".. dusseuh, nu vraag ik me echt af wat ze tegen Nederlanders hebben!
Iemand die dat even uit Greg of een ander wil peuteren?
omfg.... jongen pas op strax gaan ze jullie aanklagen!quote:
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:00 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
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omfg.... jongen pas op strax gaan ze jullie aanklagen!
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Tim: Hey Greg, i would like to order the Volvo PCV Oil trap
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Tim: ahhh men, u know where it is
Greg: Yes
Greg: Land of Ruud van nistelroy & Edgar Davis
Tim: Holland is in the top 3 with people using the internet. U can have profit
Tim: yeah true
Tim: Hey Greg, i would like to order the Volvo PCV Oil trap
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Tim: ahhh men, u know where it is
Greg: Yes
Greg: Land of Ruud van nistelroy & Edgar Davis
Tim: Holland is in the top 3 with people using the internet. U can have profit
Tim: yeah true
"Zelfoverschatting is het immuunsysteem van de menselijke psyche" Maassen, 2009
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:02 schreef TiMmS het volgende:
Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ?
quote:Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Xebro: tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
Xebro: does it ring a bell?
Xebro: near germany and belgium
Seth: Not to Netherlands
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: Can I have the part name please?
erik: and
erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: Eric..
erik: Seth!:)
Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session..
erik: But ofcourse, are you busy?
Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise..
erik: What time is it there?
Seth: Do not waste my time..
erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then
Seth: May I know how I could help you ?
erik: Do you ship internationally?
Seth: Where are you located ?
erik: Next to germany
erik: postal code 7141 NK
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
erik: volvo pcv oil trap
erik: 1990 740 turbo.
Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap ..
Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars,
erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you?
erik: oka, thats interesting
erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us?
erik: i must say, u are really kind
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow?
Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also
erik: either*
Seth: I am not a weather reporter..
erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather?
erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:)
erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe?
Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law
erik: Not by our national law
Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you
erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not
erik: could you please answer my questions?
Seth: Our technical team know how to do it..
erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess
Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,.,
Seth: That doesn't bother you..
Seth: BYe
Chat session has been terminated!
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: Can I have the part name please?
erik: and
erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: Eric..
erik: Seth!:)
Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session..
erik: But ofcourse, are you busy?
Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise..
erik: What time is it there?
Seth: Do not waste my time..
erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then
Seth: May I know how I could help you ?
erik: Do you ship internationally?
Seth: Where are you located ?
erik: Next to germany
erik: postal code 7141 NK
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
erik: volvo pcv oil trap
erik: 1990 740 turbo.
Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap ..
Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars,
erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you?
erik: oka, thats interesting
erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us?
erik: i must say, u are really kind
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow?
Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also
erik: either*
Seth: I am not a weather reporter..
erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather?
erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:)
erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe?
Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law
erik: Not by our national law
Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you
erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not
erik: could you please answer my questions?
Seth: Our technical team know how to do it..
erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess
Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,.,
Seth: That doesn't bother you..
Seth: BYe
Chat session has been terminated!
quote:
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
lang volgehouden!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:12 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: Can I have the part name please?
erik: and
erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: Eric..
erik: Seth!:)
Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session..
erik: But ofcourse, are you busy?
Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise..
erik: What time is it there?
Seth: Do not waste my time..
erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then
Seth: May I know how I could help you ?
erik: Do you ship internationally?
Seth: Where are you located ?
erik: Next to germany
erik: postal code 7141 NK
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
erik: volvo pcv oil trap
erik: 1990 740 turbo.
Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap ..
Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars,
erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you?
erik: oka, thats interesting
erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us?
erik: i must say, u are really kind
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow?
Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also
erik: either*
Seth: I am not a weather reporter..
erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather?
erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:)
erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe?
Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law
erik: Not by our national law
Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you
erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not
erik: could you please answer my questions?
Seth: Our technical team know how to do it..
erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess
Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,.,
Seth: That doesn't bother you..
Seth: BYe
Chat session has been terminated!
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
Zometeen een deel 2 van dit topic
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
Errr.quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
asdf: Hello?
asdf: Are you a bot?
asdf: Or are you a human?
Greg: Live person
asdf: Can you proof that?
Greg: Yes
asdf: Do it then.
Greg: Your IP address is ******************
asdf: So?
Greg: The page youe are on is h ttp://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846
asdf: Do you ship to Germany?
Greg: Yes
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Khan: Hi im looking for a part
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Khan: volvo pcv oil trap
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Khan: 1990 740 turbo
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Khan: so is it forbidden in your country to play with this service ?
Khan: and can I have the weather report ?
Chat session has been terminated!
Sell in may and go away. Forget it, we are here to stay.
LOL!!!!! Hi Greg!!!!!
[ Bericht 42% gewijzigd door BarraCupraCuda op 15-05-2006 13:33:36 ]
[ Bericht 42% gewijzigd door BarraCupraCuda op 15-05-2006 13:33:36 ]
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
