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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Familyguy: I have lots of money
Bob: okay
Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
Bob: No
Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Cool! Howmany?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?)
Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain?
Familyguy: Hello?
Familyguy: Welcome to Live Help! How can you assist me today?
Familyguy: How about, not!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: WHAT? I want to talk to you boss
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: What is his phone number
Bob: No
Familyguy: But you said I could talk to him!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: You are a lier
Bob: yes
Familyguy: ohh, you're a naughty boy. What time is it there?
Bob: Same time
Familyguy: 5 to 3 in the middle of the night?
Familyguy: Oh wait, you're trying to tell me something arent you? But your text is recorded! Is that right?
Familyguy: if so, say: yes.
Familyguy: I understand, I will keep it a secret! Say yes!
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm ok I was wrong then... are you sure? (say no if it's really no)
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ok, have you been kidnapped?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: damn! By whom? the CIA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: FBI? Bij SD-6?
Familyguy: or maybe by a volvo dealer?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: a volvo dealer hm.. are you in Sweden?
Bob: No
Familyguy: The USA?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, where in the USA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm, never been to No. Does it have waterfalls?
Bob: No
Familyguy: A desert?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ahh is it in the south?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm North?
Bob: Down
Familyguy: middle?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm between the north and the middle?
Bob: Up
Familyguy: between the middle of the middle of the north and the middle?
Bob: Wrong
Familyguy: damn, somewhere near dakota?
Bob: Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center
Bob: No Dodge
Familyguy: What's a dodge? isnt that a really cool car
Familyguy: like a Dodge viper
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ah ok, so dodge is a place somewhere in the USA?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: or is that the name for Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Damn, what is Dodge?!
Familyguy: Can you explain?
Bob: Kind of Vehicle
Bob: No
Familyguy: Oh it is So you drive a dodge? or you were kidnapped in one and brought to the USA?
Bob: Same
Familyguy: Damn you're serious arent you
Familyguy: can I help you?
Bob: Sure...but no
Familyguy: I have a volvo, you know, I'm the original guy that brought all those people to your chat
Familyguy: I'm mean aint i
Bob: Thanks for your Help
Familyguy: Well, I dont believe you're American
Familyguy: I mean, your english is really bad
Familyguy: Do you need any help with your english?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: Okay, can you say the alfabet? I'll begin: ABCDEFGH
Bob: ABCDEFGH
Familyguy: yes, and then?
Familyguy: ABCDEFGHIJKLM...
Bob: No
Familyguy: ok, want to play a game?
Bob: HGFEDCBA
Familyguy: noooo that's all wrong!
Familyguy: where did you learn that?
Familyguy: in the US of A?
Bob: Youuuuuuu..
Bob: A of US
Familyguy: huh
Familyguy: A of US?
Familyguy: well ok, A is the first letter.
Familyguy: the second is B
Familyguy: do you know the third?
Bob: -A
Familyguy: What the hell? -A?
Familyguy: are you chinese?
Familyguy: Hello?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Let's start again shall we?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: oh you like this chat?
Familyguy: I'm happy to hear that.
Familyguy: So, you think Dutch people are Cultured and Beautiful. That's great
Familyguy: can you say more dificult words?

[ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door Mastertje op 15-05-2006 03:18:38 ]

quote:

Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:

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Bob iig niet nee... hoogstesn operators die standaard zinnetjes aanklikken of zo

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