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Klaag maar raak voor een knaak.
Nou, ik zit dus een beetje te surfen, kom ik op een site die eindelijk iets heeft wat ik wil. Zie ik daar een knop staan "live help"
Dus ik zo mooi drukken, kom ik in zo'n chat windowtje waar na 2 seconden iemand bij me in komt, en vraagt of ie me kan helpen. Nou perfect dacht ik zo. Dus ik had stiekem al op de voorpagina zien staan dat ze ook internationaal shippen. Dus ik dacht ik vraag mooi hoeveel dat kost. "Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands."
(dit is het 2e gesprek al). De eerste keer duurde het een minuut voordat ie antwoorde. Volgens mij weet die gast niet eens waar "The Netherlands" ligt.
Dus ik zo mooi drukken, kom ik in zo'n chat windowtje waar na 2 seconden iemand bij me in komt, en vraagt of ie me kan helpen. Nou perfect dacht ik zo. Dus ik had stiekem al op de voorpagina zien staan dat ze ook internationaal shippen. Dus ik dacht ik vraag mooi hoeveel dat kost. "Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands."
(dit is het 2e gesprek al). De eerste keer duurde het een minuut voordat ie antwoorde. Volgens mij weet die gast niet eens waar "The Netherlands" ligt.
Dit is geen verkapte poging tot humor, ik wil dat onderdeel echt hebbenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 00:56 schreef DerMondscheintaufmeinLage het volgende:
Hilarisch. Nee, echt.
kutkloon
Wat moet je hebben dan, een surfplank ofzo?
De ene doodgraver tegen de andere: Ik heb zo'n drukke week gehad, ik heb er 2 moeten laten lopen!
Dat is gewoon een bot joh
Zet er maar eens 'Holland' neer, misschien dat dat klote ding het dan wel snapt.
Zet er maar eens 'Holland' neer, misschien dat dat klote ding het dan wel snapt.
Nou ja, Firefox wou je gewoon behoeden voor nog meer gezwets... Niet shippen naar Europe maar wel naar Englandquote:
http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/VO_PCV~Oil~Trap_list.html
Dat is de site, ik moet de bovenste hebben.
Je kan live help aanvragen rechtsboven.
FoK! Red mij!
Dat is de site, ik moet de bovenste hebben.
Je kan live help aanvragen rechtsboven.
FoK! Red mij!
Zoals ik al zei is dat waarschijnlijk gewoon een bot. Die dingen kunnen nooit normaal antwoord geven aangezien alles voorgeprogrammerd is op bepaalde woorden.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:15 schreef remlof het volgende:
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Nou ja, Firefox wou je gewoon behoeden voor nog meer gezwets... Niet shippen naar Europe maar wel naar England
Nee, het duurt even voordat er iemand joined, en je kan zien als ze typen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:17 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
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Zoals ik al zei is dat waarschijnlijk gewoon een bot. Die dingen kunnen nooit normaal antwoord geven aangezien alles voorgeprogrammerd is op bepaalde woorden.
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sebas:
Jose: Hi
Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship.
hmm
Sebas:
Jose: Hi
Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship.
hmm
Collectief spammen met of ze shippen naar nederland!!!!
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Zijn die dingen niet gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek te koop dan?
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
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Sebas:
Jose: Hi
Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship.
Sebas: huh
Sebas: how do u send the parts then ?
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Ze hebben het niet eens
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Sebas:
Jose: Hi
Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship.
Sebas: huh
Sebas: how do u send the parts then ?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Ze hebben het niet eens
welnee joh, da's gewoon een indiaan in bangalore, da's goedkoper dan een botquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:17 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
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Zoals ik al zei is dat waarschijnlijk gewoon een bot. Die dingen kunnen nooit normaal antwoord geven aangezien alles voorgeprogrammerd is op bepaalde woorden.
Waarschijnlijk wel hoor Maar wou gewoon ff weten hoeveel het online is. (en heb me rijbewijs nog niet )quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:20 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Zijn die dingen niet gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek te koop dan?
Maar wou gewoon ff weten hoeveel het online is. (en heb me rijbewijs nog niet 
)
aangezien je op de bestelpagina gewoon nederland als bestemming kan selecteren, ga ik er vanuit dat ze wel naar nederland verzenden. gewoon doen dus.
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Ro: hi, do you ship to germany?
Bob: May I know the parts ?
Ro: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
....
Bob: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
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Ro: oke tnx
Ro: and do you ship to the netherlands?
Bob: No
Ro: uhm why not if i may ask?
Ro: its near germany
Bob: We do not ship
Ro: uhm you just said you ship to germany
Ro: hello?
Volgens mij is het echt gewoon een bot
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Ro: hi, do you ship to germany?
Bob: May I know the parts ?
Ro: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
....
Bob: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
Price will be determined and charged after the order has been placed plus a $12.95 handling fee
Ro: oke tnx
Ro: and do you ship to the netherlands?
Bob: No
Ro: uhm why not if i may ask?
Ro: its near germany
Bob: We do not ship
Ro: uhm you just said you ship to germany
Ro: hello?
Volgens mij is het echt gewoon een bot
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zeg gewoon overseas to europa... dat bergijpen die eikels tenminste
Free people own guns! Slaves do not!
Als ze niet wisten waar nederland lag weten ze het nu wel
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Miros: hi
Jose: Hi
Miros: can i ask a question?
Jose: Yes please
Miros: Are you located in Bangalore?
Jose: What is Bangalore ?
Miros: hi
Jose: Hi
Miros: can i ask a question?
Jose: Yes please
Miros: Are you located in Bangalore?
Jose: What is Bangalore ?
Miros: do you ship to holland in Europequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:36 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
ze worden nu overspoeld ... hoogtijdagen
Jose: Sorry we do not.
Miros: why not?
Miros: i want to do a big order
Jose: Sorry we do not ship BIG order to Holland..
Wheheh het is geen bot
of toch wel
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:34 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Miros: hi
Jose: Hi
Miros: can i ask a question?
Jose: Yes please
Miros: Are you located in Bangalore?
Jose: What is Bangalore ?
"That's what I call my mother's poop chute"
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
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Piethaan: i want to order a product
Simon: sure
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: and
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Piethaan: yes i will look it up
Piethaan: Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Piethaan: can u send that product to me, in the netherlands?
Piethaan: hello?
Simon: I am sorry, we do not ship to netherlands
Piethaan: ok but do you ship to belgium?
Simon: Sorry, we do not ship to belgium
Piethaan: where do you ship to then?
Piethaan: if i know where u ship to i can tell you where to ship it
Simon: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
Piethaan: where are you located?
Simon: Hamilton New Jersey
Piethaan: oh okay but i do not live there
Piethaan: i know
Piethaan: if you go on vacation to the netherlands next week, can you bring me the part?
Piethaan: so that is agreed? i would really thank you
Piethaan: hello
Piethaan: please help me i want the product soon
Piethaan: i don't care about extra costs
Piethaan: do you ship to germany?
Piethaan: Simon?
Piethaan: simon i think its very rude letting people wait this long
Piethaan: i want to chat with your manager!
You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Piethaan: i want to order a product
Simon: sure
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: and
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Piethaan: yes i will look it up
Piethaan: Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Piethaan: can u send that product to me, in the netherlands?
Piethaan: hello?
Simon: I am sorry, we do not ship to netherlands
Piethaan: ok but do you ship to belgium?
Simon: Sorry, we do not ship to belgium
Piethaan: where do you ship to then?
Piethaan: if i know where u ship to i can tell you where to ship it
Simon: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
Piethaan: where are you located?
Simon: Hamilton New Jersey
Piethaan: oh okay but i do not live there
Piethaan: i know
Piethaan: if you go on vacation to the netherlands next week, can you bring me the part?
Piethaan: so that is agreed? i would really thank you
Piethaan: hello
Piethaan: please help me i want the product soon
Piethaan: i don't care about extra costs
Piethaan: do you ship to germany?
Piethaan: Simon?
Piethaan: simon i think its very rude letting people wait this long
Piethaan: i want to chat with your manager!
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:37 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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Miros: do you ship to holland in Europe
Jose: Sorry we do not.
Miros: why not?
Miros: i want to do a big order
Jose: Sorry we do not ship BIG order to Holland..
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Lekker klantvriendelijk
en Francequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:38 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
Ze shippen wel naar Duitsland en Engeland
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sven: hey
Sven: do you like Knäckebröd?
Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands?
Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long
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Sven: hey
Sven: do you like Knäckebröd?
Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands?
Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long
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wat een aso's:
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Frans_Bauer: hello
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Frans_Bauer: do you ship to germany?
Anthony: Can you tell me the part that you are looking to purchase from us .
Frans_Bauer: PCV Oil Trap, do you ship that part to germany?
Frans_Bauer: Kind Sir, can you tell me if u ship that part to germany, europe?
Anthony: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Frans_Bauer: yes
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Frans_Bauer: hello
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Frans_Bauer: do you ship to germany?
Anthony: Can you tell me the part that you are looking to purchase from us .
Frans_Bauer: PCV Oil Trap, do you ship that part to germany?
Frans_Bauer: Kind Sir, can you tell me if u ship that part to germany, europe?
Anthony: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Frans_Bauer: yes
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casper2: Hello bob
Bob: Hi
casper2: i want to order you naked can you ship yourself to new york ?
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casper2: Hello bob
Bob: Hi
casper2: i want to order you naked can you ship yourself to new york ?
Bob: Please mind your words...
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Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:43 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sven: hey
Sven: do you like Knäckebröd?
Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands?
Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long
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Baggeren in KLB is fout ehquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:45 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
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Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachen
onz it is
ze hebben geen Oil Trap en de Gaskets zijn ook even niet leverbaar
- En zoals pijn ook een vorm van voelen is, laat kou me weten dat ik wist wat warmte was.
- Ik ben de reden voor wie voor zijn lijden reden zoekt!
- Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life is about.
- Ik ben de reden voor wie voor zijn lijden reden zoekt!
- Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life is about.
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Michael: Yes, I am Michael from Amsterdam. I want to make an order. Howmuch does it cost to send it here?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Michael: Are you bored yet with all the people I sent at you?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Michael: I've seen Simon, and Bob, and you! Are there any more
Michael: (are you are robot?)
Jose: I am Live
Michael: Is American your native language?
Jose: Yep:)
Michael: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
Jose: Sorry, no
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Michael: Yes, I am Michael from Amsterdam. I want to make an order. Howmuch does it cost to send it here?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Michael: Are you bored yet with all the people I sent at you?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Michael: I've seen Simon, and Bob, and you! Are there any more
Michael: (are you are robot?)
Jose: I am Live
Michael: Is American your native language?
Jose: Yep:)
Michael: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
Jose: Sorry, no
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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Cindy: i have a complain about this service talking to Jose. He doesn't help me at all.
Cindy: i want to know which colour the Volvo Turbo Hose s
Simon: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Cindy: yes
Cindy: where do i see the part number
Cindy: engine B21 Description: Turbo Hose
Cindy: Price: $11.12
Simon: IT fits Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Simon: Model: 240
Simon: Sorry, we do not have the information about the color
Cindy: damn i think i order it anyways
Cindy: where can i leave a complain about Jose?
Cindy: i think i'm gonna send an e-mail
Cindy: what's the adress?
Cindy: Hello Simon?
Cindy: SIMON?
Cindy: i want to order??
Simon: I suggest you to e-mail sales@alloempartsinc.com
Cindy: ok thanks this was a test
Cindy: too see if you doing your job well
Cindy: jose failed
Simon: We will train him
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Cindy: good luck with him
Ik denk ik pak een vrouwen naam en het werkt. Echter vorige keren kreeg ik elke keer Jose te spreken. Die zegt gewoon meteen dat ie niet shipped en sluit dan het gesprek af.
Cindy: i have a complain about this service talking to Jose. He doesn't help me at all.
Cindy: i want to know which colour the Volvo Turbo Hose s
Simon: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Cindy: yes
Cindy: where do i see the part number
Cindy: engine B21 Description: Turbo Hose
Cindy: Price: $11.12
Simon: IT fits Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Simon: Model: 240
Simon: Sorry, we do not have the information about the color
Cindy: damn i think i order it anyways
Cindy: where can i leave a complain about Jose?
Cindy: i think i'm gonna send an e-mail
Cindy: what's the adress?
Cindy: Hello Simon?
Cindy: SIMON?
Cindy: i want to order??
Simon: I suggest you to e-mail sales@alloempartsinc.com
Cindy: ok thanks this was a test
Cindy: too see if you doing your job well
Cindy: jose failed
Simon: We will train him
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Cindy: good luck with him
Ik denk ik pak een vrouwen naam en het werkt. Echter vorige keren kreeg ik elke keer Jose te spreken. Die zegt gewoon meteen dat ie niet shipped en sluit dan het gesprek af.
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Anthony: hi bob,
Anthony: can you tell me if you ship parts to germany?
Bob: Part Number ?
Anthony: PCV Oil Trap
Anthony: model 240
Anthony: hello are you still there?
Anthony: hello??????
Anthony: i got to go to the toilet, hurry up or i'll take a dump on my chair
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Anthony: hi bob,
Anthony: can you tell me if you ship parts to germany?
Bob: Part Number ?
Anthony: PCV Oil Trap
Anthony: model 240
Anthony: hello are you still there?
Anthony: hello??????
Anthony: i got to go to the toilet, hurry up or i'll take a dump on my chair
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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Olga: hi
Olga: i would like to order a product
Simon: Thank you
Simon: Part name please?
Olga: well i would like to know something first
Olga: are you a real person?
Olga: becuese i dont like talking to a bot
Olga: hello?
Olga: im waiting
Simon: Yes, bot
Olga: you are a bot?
Olga: do you like Knäckebröd?
Olga: do you guys sell Knäckebröd?
Olga: i need Knäckebröd
Olga: where are you located?
Olga: i WANT Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED Knäckebröd
Olga: hey
Olga: asshole
Olga: i
Olga: need
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: HEY YOU
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED IT
Olga: IKEA
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: IKEA
Simon: We do not have Knäckebröd
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Simon: IKEA
Olga: im sorry
Olga: for being so rude
Simon: NP
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Olga: well i would like it if people shout at me
Olga: wouldnt
Simon: We do not have shouting people
Olga: i mean dont people say bad things about you?
Simon: Our people do not say
Olga: i think i like you
Olga: would you like a date with me
Olga: im swedish
Olga: hi
Olga: i would like to order a product
Simon: Thank you
Simon: Part name please?
Olga: well i would like to know something first
Olga: are you a real person?
Olga: becuese i dont like talking to a bot
Olga: hello?
Olga: im waiting
Simon: Yes, bot
Olga: you are a bot?
Olga: do you like Knäckebröd?
Olga: do you guys sell Knäckebröd?
Olga: i need Knäckebröd
Olga: where are you located?
Olga: i WANT Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED Knäckebröd
Olga: hey
Olga: asshole
Olga: i
Olga: need
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: HEY YOU
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED IT
Olga: IKEA
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: IKEA
Simon: We do not have Knäckebröd
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Simon: IKEA
Olga: im sorry
Olga: for being so rude
Simon: NP
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Olga: well i would like it if people shout at me
Olga: wouldnt
Simon: We do not have shouting people
Olga: i mean dont people say bad things about you?
Simon: Our people do not say
Olga: i think i like you
Olga: would you like a date with me
Olga: im swedish
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
hans: hello jose
Jose: Hi
hans: Can u tell me with how many people you chat at the moment ?
Jose: Depends..
hans: on what ?
Jose: On chat
hans: How many people are working at your office ?
hans: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
hans: yeah
hans: i will shoot u to dead
hans: and i hate bush
hans: go tell the FBI u bastard
Jose: Are you in Marina Del Rey, California, United States.?
hans: yes
Jose: Great:)
hans: hello jose
Jose: Hi
hans: Can u tell me with how many people you chat at the moment ?
Jose: Depends..
hans: on what ?
Jose: On chat
hans: How many people are working at your office ?
hans: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
hans: yeah
hans: i will shoot u to dead
hans: and i hate bush
hans: go tell the FBI u bastard
Jose: Are you in Marina Del Rey, California, United States.?
hans: yes
Jose: Great:)
hans: I want to order a big dildoquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:51 schreef crackhead het volgende:
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
Jose: Okay...
hans: Wanna join ?
Jose: ?
Jose: For ?
hans: s#x with me and my friends
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Mn schoenen uit Amerika werden ook niet naar NL geshipt, gelukkig wilden mensen uit mn clan t sturen, zekers chill
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BillClinton: Hi, did you vote Liberal or Democrate?
BillClinton: I wonder, cause my red nose glowed when I entered your volvo site.
BillClinton: And I just had to ask
BillClinton: Oh, and I need an Oil Trap for my volvo 240 B230F. Do you have it in stock?
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
BillClinton: Yeah, Let's see. Jose. She's not very good at english. Is English her native language?
BillClinton: Or is Jose a man?
Simon: He is Kevin jose
Simon: Male
BillClinton: Oh, so he's native english?
BillClinton: Do you have a lot of people calling then? Your reply takes a while
Simon: Yes, He does not know any other language
Simon: He only know english
BillClinton: ah ok ok... do you get payed a lot for this job?
BillClinton: I might want to work for the same company
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Volgende keer als je Jose ziet, zeg Kevin
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BillClinton: Hi, did you vote Liberal or Democrate?
BillClinton: I wonder, cause my red nose glowed when I entered your volvo site.
BillClinton: And I just had to ask
BillClinton: Oh, and I need an Oil Trap for my volvo 240 B230F. Do you have it in stock?
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
BillClinton: Yeah, Let's see. Jose. She's not very good at english. Is English her native language?
BillClinton: Or is Jose a man?
Simon: He is Kevin jose
Simon: Male
BillClinton: Oh, so he's native english?
BillClinton: Do you have a lot of people calling then? Your reply takes a while
Simon: Yes, He does not know any other language
Simon: He only know english
BillClinton: ah ok ok... do you get payed a lot for this job?
BillClinton: I might want to work for the same company
...
Volgende keer als je Jose ziet, zeg Kevin
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Dennis: Hi
Dennis: I like beans
Dennis: do you?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: asl?
Bob: Hmmm..
Dennis: whats your phone number, bob?
Dennis: do you ship to penisland?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: do you like heineken?
Dennis: do you ship to the netherlands?
Dennis: hello?
Bob: Why ?
Dennis: i want to buy a pijp
Dennis: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Dennis: do you want to sell it ?
Dennis: or are you too attached?
Bob: Yes
Dennis: why?
Dennis: Hi
Dennis: I like beans
Dennis: do you?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: asl?
Bob: Hmmm..
Dennis: whats your phone number, bob?
Dennis: do you ship to penisland?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: do you like heineken?
Dennis: do you ship to the netherlands?
Dennis: hello?
Bob: Why ?
Dennis: i want to buy a pijp
Dennis: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Dennis: do you want to sell it ?
Dennis: or are you too attached?
Bob: Yes
Dennis: why?
Ook geen sig dus
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Björn: Hello! My brother Sven was here a while ago. Do you still have enough Knäckebröd?
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Björn: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Jose: Go head
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Björn: Yes! But I wasn't clear wheter you ship to my country, I am located in Europe at the moment!
Björn: Had a small accident with a mountain goat in Finland
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Björn: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Jose: Go head
Jose: Order
Björn: Yes! But I wasn't clear wheter you ship to my country, I am located in Europe at the moment!
Björn: Had a small accident with a mountain goat in Finland
Jose: Sorry we do not ship
Björn: So I desperately need the part so I can drive to my grandmother to bring her her Knäckebröd.
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I'd rather see than be one.
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
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osamabillhandel: hello bob t
osamabillhandel: Thanks for the quick reaction
osamabillhandel: i think the FBI is going to get me
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te erg
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jose: hello?i need some help
jose: im looking for kevin is he there?
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jose: jose is his other name
jose: is he there?
jose: this is his boyfriend
jose: i want him to come home this instand
Bob: Okay
jose: thanks
jose: you will send him right?
en toen stilte
jose: hello?i need some help
jose: im looking for kevin is he there?
Bob: No
jose: jose is his other name
jose: is he there?
jose: this is his boyfriend
jose: i want him to come home this instand
Bob: Okay
jose: thanks
jose: you will send him right?
en toen stilte
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
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Doron: But they will be back within 3 hours.
Me: But there is no operator side script? Because the replies the chat made was the same everytime, with poor grammar, and seriously, I can't tell these days
Me: 3 hours? nighttime there?
Doron: Yes, during week days our sales department is working 24 hours a day.
Doron: However, during weekend they are not working night shifts.
Doron: On the operator side you can also use a set of canned responses, instead of typing the same messages over and over again.
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erikkll: I was wondering, do you ship to Holland?
erikkll: hello?
erikkll: I don't like being ignored
erikkll: Or not being answered to in general.
erikkll: I don't think i like your company.
erikkll: They have pretty bad service, so to see.
Jose:
erikkll: where are you located?
Jose: Sorry we do not ship to Holland.
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
erikkll: I noticed, but you should! your parts are needed badly here! you must've noticed!
erikkll: Hamilton. What's the weather like, over there?
erikkll: I'm guessing you're very busy.
Jose: Great
erikkll: yes? what's the time? it's 2.07 am here!
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Jose: 8:00
erikkll: pm?
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erikkll: I was wondering, do you ship to Holland?
erikkll: hello?
erikkll: I don't like being ignored
erikkll: Or not being answered to in general.
erikkll: I don't think i like your company.
erikkll: They have pretty bad service, so to see.
Jose:
erikkll: where are you located?
Jose: Sorry we do not ship to Holland.
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
erikkll: I noticed, but you should! your parts are needed badly here! you must've noticed!
erikkll: Hamilton. What's the weather like, over there?
erikkll: I'm guessing you're very busy.
Jose: Great
erikkll: yes? what's the time? it's 2.07 am here!
Jose: OOps!!!
Jose: 8:00
erikkll: pm?
Jose: AM
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Jose: Bye
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Ik vraag het me echt afquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:07 schreef Vampess het volgende:
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
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God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
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Bhai: Hello?
Jose: Hi
Bhai: Do u speak Dutch?
Jose: Sorry, No
Bhai: Kutwijf
Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees
Jose: May I know where you are located ?
Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:(
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Jose: Bye
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Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated
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Bhai: Hello?
Jose: Hi
Bhai: Do u speak Dutch?
Jose: Sorry, No
Bhai: Kutwijf
Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees
Jose: May I know where you are located ?
Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:(
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Jose: Bye
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Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated
Patricia: you do this as a regular job or do you have more jobs?
Bob: No
Patricia: hahaha
Patricia: your jobs sucks dick
Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad?
Patricia: fuck him
Bob: Oka
Patricia: oka?
Bob: Yes
Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers
Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude
Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions.
Bob: Okay
Patricia: hahah
Patricia: priceless
Patricia: i don't think you are real
Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer
Bob: Why ?
Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers
Bob: fine
Patricia: your fine with that?
Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real
Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken?
Bob: Ohhh
Patricia: What ohhh?
Bob: No
Patricia: hahaha
Patricia: your jobs sucks dick
Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad?
Patricia: fuck him
Bob: Oka
Patricia: oka?
Bob: Yes
Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers
Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude
Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions.
Bob: Okay
Patricia: hahah
Patricia: priceless
Patricia: i don't think you are real
Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer
Bob: Why ?
Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers
Bob: fine
Patricia: your fine with that?
Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real
Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken?
Bob: Ohhh
Patricia: What ohhh?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:10 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
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God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
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Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error
Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300
Anthony: Is the vehicle model an Is300 4door sedan or ls300 sport's wagon
Jenny18: the sedan
Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67
Anthony: High Flow Air Filter
Anthony: Lexus IS300
Jenny18: yes ok but when i order i keep getting a error
Anthony: Is your vehicle an 3.0L, 6 Cylinder,
Jenny18: what does that matter... i can NOT order the part because the website gives an error
Anthony: I can place the order for the air filternow for you here.
Jenny18: ok that would be great
Anthony: Can you tell me where you are located with your zipcode.
Jenny18: i am located in the netherlands, zipcode 7663MN
Anthony: Sorry,we do not ship to Netherland's.
Jenny18: can i ask you another question
Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss
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Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error
Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300
Anthony: Is the vehicle model an Is300 4door sedan or ls300 sport's wagon
Jenny18: the sedan
Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67
Anthony: High Flow Air Filter
Anthony: Lexus IS300
Jenny18: yes ok but when i order i keep getting a error
Anthony: Is your vehicle an 3.0L, 6 Cylinder,
Jenny18: what does that matter... i can NOT order the part because the website gives an error
Anthony: I can place the order for the air filternow for you here.
Jenny18: ok that would be great
Anthony: Can you tell me where you are located with your zipcode.
Jenny18: i am located in the netherlands, zipcode 7663MN
Anthony: Sorry,we do not ship to Netherland's.
Jenny18: can i ask you another question
Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss
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quote:Me: Heh.. well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Me: You're doing nightshift?
Doron: That is completely fine.
Doron: We had worse cases.
Doron:
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
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Heinrich: hi bob
Bob: Hi
Heinrich: i would like to order a part
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: it's the Volvo Knackebröd PCV Oil Trap
Heinrich: Do you have that in store?
Bob: NO
Heinrich: When do you expect it to be in stock again?
Bob: It will take 5-6 Weeks
Heinrich: That's great. Because I'm in Germany right now and I need it to slap someone on her asscrack
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: Ever slapped someone with Knackebröd on the bare back?
Heinrich: Or with a big fish maybe?
Bob: Fine
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
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Kurt beck: hello..
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Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!
Edit:
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Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!
Bob: Same
Bob: Status
Kurt beck: Status of what ?
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Kurt beck: hello..
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
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Kurt beck: are you here ?
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Kurt beck: and now ?
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Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!
Edit:
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Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!
Bob: Same
Bob: Status
Kurt beck: Status of what ?
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Prudence: i am very sorry that you have a shitty job
Prudence: i have a shitty job too
Prudence: should we both quit?
Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth
Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this
Prudence: come on, quit your job, be a cool, trendy homeless person
Prudence: you can walk around with a cool sign all day
Prudence: or be a folk singer
Prudence: that is a good carreer move
Prudence: folk-singen is become a big think these days
Prudence: you colleage bob is going to be a folk-singer to
Prudence: he is going to start a george micheal tribute band
Prudence: if you ask him nicely, he might let you be a background dancer...
Prudence: i bet those tighty sweaty leather pants are more comfortable then your job
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Prudence: i am very sorry that you have a shitty job
Prudence: i have a shitty job too
Prudence: should we both quit?
Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth
Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this
Prudence: come on, quit your job, be a cool, trendy homeless person
Prudence: you can walk around with a cool sign all day
Prudence: or be a folk singer
Prudence: that is a good carreer move
Prudence: folk-singen is become a big think these days
Prudence: you colleage bob is going to be a folk-singer to
Prudence: he is going to start a george micheal tribute band
Prudence: if you ask him nicely, he might let you be a background dancer...
Prudence: i bet those tighty sweaty leather pants are more comfortable then your job
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Olaf: Hi!
Olaf: Mister Simon, are you there?
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Olaf: Okapoka
Olaf: You must be really busy!
Simon: I will be right with you.
Olaf: How long will it take?
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Simon: and
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Olaf: It's that part.. I ordered it at my local dealer
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Olaf: My dealer runs a Volvo dealership under the name of "Volvo's Class-brand Vulva's"
Olaf: Located in Germany..
Simon: It is out of stock
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Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag
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Olaf: Hi!
Olaf: Mister Simon, are you there?
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Olaf: Okapoka
Olaf: You must be really busy!
Simon: I will be right with you.
Olaf: How long will it take?
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Simon: and
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Olaf: It's that part.. I ordered it at my local dealer
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Olaf: My dealer runs a Volvo dealership under the name of "Volvo's Class-brand Vulva's"
Olaf: Located in Germany..
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Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
dit is geweldig
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:24 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
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Robert: i would like to excuse me
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Robert: i trought this wasnt real
Robert: i trought it wasnt live
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Robert: well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Jose: Oops !!!
Robert: what happend?
Robert: i feel really bad
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Robert: you people are working so hard
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Robert: are you in usa?
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Robert: oke
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
Jose: You ?
Robert: Amsterdam
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Robert: haha funny
Robert: i dont wish to order something
Robert: i just want to know a cople things
Robert: can i pick it up?
Robert: at the store?
Robert: i cant find an adres
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Jose: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jose: You might
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Robert: a chick
Robert: in a blender
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Robert: not funny?
Robert: i like americans
Robert: i would like to visit new york
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hahaha..
let ik: ik ben bob
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let ik: ik ben bob
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Die is geniaalquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..
let ik: ik ben bob
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..
let ik: ik ben bob
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Albert: hi simon
Albert: i would like to play a game
Albert: simon says
Albert: you must say what i must do
Albert: and i'll do it
Albert: if you say "simon says"
Albert: and i will do it
Albert: wouldn't it be fun?
Albert: come on simon
Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply
Albert: Simon?
Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away
Albert: just do the simon says game once yes?
Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon
En ik wacht nog steeds
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Albert: i would like to play a game
Albert: simon says
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Albert: and i'll do it
Albert: if you say "simon says"
Albert: and i will do it
Albert: wouldn't it be fun?
Albert: come on simon
Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply
Albert: Simon?
Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away
Albert: just do the simon says game once yes?
Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon
En ik wacht nog steeds
hahaha hij heeft het door!
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Jose:
Anthony: why
Jose:
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Anthony: come on... otherwise you would have a boring day
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Anthony: why
Jose:
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:29 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
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Het is druk geworden. Ik heb redelijk lang met Bob zitten lullen over van alles en nog wat. Maar hij gaf alleen maar hele diplomatieke korte antwoorden.
Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon.
Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon.
Albert: what are you doing simon?
Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo
Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours!
Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong
Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo
Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours!
Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong
Anthony is nog wat ongewennig. Ik heb net gezegd dat ik zelfmoord ga plegen als hij niet binnen 1 minuut reageerd.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:41 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven
I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
dies ook wel grappig
dies ook wel grappig
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Familyguy: Wait! I found it
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Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
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Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
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Ik moest hardop lachen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:43 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
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Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Zouden die gasten ook moeten lachen?
Als er nu iemand met een niet-nederlands IP naar een Saab-bumper ging vragen, hoe zouden ze dan reageren?
Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Bij jullie wel?
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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
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Familyguy: I have lots of money
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Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
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Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
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Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
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Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
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Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
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Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
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Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
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you: Hallo?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:50 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
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you: ik wil bestellen
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you: van het Fok Forum
you: www.fok.nl
Jasper: waarom dan ?
Jasper: wat is dat ?
you: hier heb je een linkje
you: we do not ship to Netherlands
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Jasper: die ken ik niet eens
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Jasper: hou even op
you: dat kan niet
you: ze hadden eerste en hype te pakken om amerikaanse lastig te vallen
you: nu vonden ze jou
Jasper: Wat stom
Jasper: maar wil je nog wat vragen ?
you: je collega's in amerika zijn een stuk grappiger
you: die geven overal antwoord op
you: zoals: Sure, fine, yes bla bla bla
you: zitten er ook nog lekkere wijven daar?
Jasper: ja man
Jasper: neucken dat we doen
you: hahaha
you: Netjes
you: waar zitten jullie ergens?
Jasper: GA EENS IEMAND ANDERS LASTIG VALLEN
you: En wat verdiend dit geintje hier wil ik ook wel werken in de avond uurtjes
you: Ho ho ho relax je krijgt het zo nog druk genoeg
Jasper: een kleine 8 euro per uur
you: goedzo
you: ik ga weer verder succes met de drukte
Jasper: SPERMAFLIKKERS
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Jasper: het is heel erg druk
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Jasper: ja
you: ik zei toch dat het Fok forum eraan kwam
Jasper: hou even op
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you: ze hadden eerste en hype te pakken om amerikaanse lastig te vallen
you: nu vonden ze jou
Jasper: Wat stom
Jasper: maar wil je nog wat vragen ?
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you: die geven overal antwoord op
you: zoals: Sure, fine, yes bla bla bla
you: zitten er ook nog lekkere wijven daar?
Jasper: ja man
Jasper: neucken dat we doen
you: hahaha
you: Netjes
you: waar zitten jullie ergens?
Jasper: GA EENS IEMAND ANDERS LASTIG VALLEN
you: En wat verdiend dit geintje hier wil ik ook wel werken in de avond uurtjes
you: Ho ho ho relax je krijgt het zo nog druk genoeg
Jasper: een kleine 8 euro per uur
you: goedzo
you: ik ga weer verder succes met de drukte
Jasper: SPERMAFLIKKERS
Dat is verdomme geen botquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:50 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik verkoop computers
Jasper: en opblaas poppen
you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik.
Jasper: dat klopt
Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik verkoop computers
Jasper: en opblaas poppen
you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik.
Jasper: dat klopt
Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ?
Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehadquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:58 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik verkoop computers
Jasper: en opblaas poppen
you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik.
Jasper: dat klopt
Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ?
we komen er wel met BOB
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Mace: hello
Bob: Hi !!
Mace: friend of mine was looking for something
Bob: Can I have the exact name of the part
Mace: PCV Oil Trap
Mace: for volvo
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Mace: yes
Mace: do you ship too holland? if u got the part?
Bob: I am sorry..no
Mace: by plane then?
Bob: Not even by sea
Mace: mmmm, and if i pay extra?
Bob: No shipping
Mace: oke, but how could i get the part i need here?
Bob: Please get the parts with the Local dealer...
Mace: local dealer is 500km away
Mace: what if i came to sweden and pick it up myself?
Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address
Mace: so when i pay,ull ship the part i need too holland
Bob: no
Mace: ermm. u getting me confused, is there something about holland u cant ship products to it? what if i would give an adress in Germany
Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address
Mace: so when i send u a bill u pay me and ship packadge to me?
Bob: We do not ship to Holland
Mace: what other countries would u ship too.
Bob: Many
Mace: even dutchyland?
Bob: NO
Mace: can u use a SG1 portal to send packedge?
Bob: No
Mace: ok lets make a deal. i buy a part i need. i pay upfront and pay 100$ to ur own bankaccount if u send me packadge i need
Bob: No
Mace: is there any reason we sill talking? i got the fealing u are not trying to sell me anything here. if i was black and lived in sigapore would i get the part i needed?
Bob: No
Mace: give me a hint how i can get the part i need
Bob: Please get it from your local dealer ..
Mace: we dont have a local dealer, thats why im here chatting with u
Bob: Local parts store
Mace: i just phoned the local parts store, they told me you should sell me the part i need
Bob: Okay
Mace: they also told me you should ship it to me for no extra costs
Bob: Okay
Mace: Okay give me ur phonenumber so i can make an order
Bob: 1-800-859-0926
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Mace: hello
Bob: Hi !!
Mace: friend of mine was looking for something
Bob: Can I have the exact name of the part
Mace: PCV Oil Trap
Mace: for volvo
Bob: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Mace: yes
Mace: do you ship too holland? if u got the part?
Bob: I am sorry..no
Mace: by plane then?
Bob: Not even by sea
Mace: mmmm, and if i pay extra?
Bob: No shipping
Mace: oke, but how could i get the part i need here?
Bob: Please get the parts with the Local dealer...
Mace: local dealer is 500km away
Mace: what if i came to sweden and pick it up myself?
Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address
Mace: so when i pay,ull ship the part i need too holland
Bob: no
Mace: ermm. u getting me confused, is there something about holland u cant ship products to it? what if i would give an adress in Germany
Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address
Mace: so when i send u a bill u pay me and ship packadge to me?
Bob: We do not ship to Holland
Mace: what other countries would u ship too.
Bob: Many
Mace: even dutchyland?
Bob: NO
Mace: can u use a SG1 portal to send packedge?
Bob: No
Mace: ok lets make a deal. i buy a part i need. i pay upfront and pay 100$ to ur own bankaccount if u send me packadge i need
Bob: No
Mace: is there any reason we sill talking? i got the fealing u are not trying to sell me anything here. if i was black and lived in sigapore would i get the part i needed?
Bob: No
Mace: give me a hint how i can get the part i need
Bob: Please get it from your local dealer ..
Mace: we dont have a local dealer, thats why im here chatting with u
Bob: Local parts store
Mace: i just phoned the local parts store, they told me you should sell me the part i need
Bob: Okay
Mace: they also told me you should ship it to me for no extra costs
Bob: Okay
Mace: Okay give me ur phonenumber so i can make an order
Bob: 1-800-859-0926
Die is hardstikke echt ja die leest hier nu lekker mee moet je maar rekenenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:00 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
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Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad
Japser
Natuurlijk is die echt. Denk je dat een BOT antwoord gaat geven over een vraag zoals wat verdien je om je vervolgens uit te schelden voor sperma flikkerquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:00 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
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Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad
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American Psycho: it's night here actually
American Psycho: can i order a part?
Bob: Yes
American Psycho: do you sell volvo cockrings?
American Psycho: hello, I'm busy man can you please respond?
American Psycho: I need a cockring fast
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Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: yes I'm looking for a volvo gun, do you have them?
Bob: NO
American Psycho: what type of volvo parts do you sell?
Bob: May I know the part you need ?
American Psycho: pvc oil cockring model 240
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: yes i need a handjob
American Psycho: do you do those?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: you give great handjobs, that's well "great" don't you think?
Bob: Fine
American Psycho: you give fine handjobs, that's good too
American Psycho: how much are they?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: first answer my last question please?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: ohh fuck you
American Psycho: you stupid ass
American Psycho: are you a real person by the way?
Bob: NO
American Psycho: so you are a bot?
Bob: No
American Psycho: then what are you?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: I don't think so
Bob: Fine
American Psycho: ?
Bob: ?
American Psycho: !
Bob: Okay
American Psycho: well I have to go (suck some cocks and stuff) see ya !
Bob: BYe
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American Psycho: it's night here actually
American Psycho: can i order a part?
Bob: Yes
American Psycho: do you sell volvo cockrings?
American Psycho: hello, I'm busy man can you please respond?
American Psycho: I need a cockring fast
Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: yes I'm looking for a volvo gun, do you have them?
Bob: NO
American Psycho: what type of volvo parts do you sell?
Bob: May I know the part you need ?
American Psycho: pvc oil cockring model 240
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: yes i need a handjob
American Psycho: do you do those?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: you give great handjobs, that's well "great" don't you think?
Bob: Fine
American Psycho: you give fine handjobs, that's good too
American Psycho: how much are they?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: first answer my last question please?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: ohh fuck you
American Psycho: you stupid ass
American Psycho: are you a real person by the way?
Bob: NO
American Psycho: so you are a bot?
Bob: No
American Psycho: then what are you?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: I don't think so
Bob: Fine
American Psycho: ?
Bob: ?
American Psycho: !
Bob: Okay
American Psycho: well I have to go (suck some cocks and stuff) see ya !
Bob: BYe
hij is boos
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Jasper: hallo
you: he jasper
Jasper: lekker ding wil je sex of zo ?
you: alles goed
Jasper: vieze fok klootzak
you: ??
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you: he jasper
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you: ??
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Jasper: hallo
you: jasper hallo
you: weet jij ook wat van auto's?
you: nou zeg da's ook wat, wil ik wat bestellen, krijg ik niks te horen/zien
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: ik ben heel druk
Jasper: Wacht aub
you: dat kan
Jasper: ok ik heb tijd
Jasper: wat wil je vragen
Jasper: DILDI
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Jasper: hallo
you: jasper hallo
you: weet jij ook wat van auto's?
you: nou zeg da's ook wat, wil ik wat bestellen, krijg ik niks te horen/zien
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: ik ben heel druk
Jasper: Wacht aub
you: dat kan
Jasper: ok ik heb tijd
Jasper: wat wil je vragen
Jasper: DILDI
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Mr. P.E. nis: Are you searching for me?
Mr. P.E. nis: Not for me, but rings for me that is
Mr. P.E. nis: Mr. Bob?
Mr. P.E. nis: I need rings! now!
Mr. P.E. nis: I can't keep my hard-on without them!
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Mr. P.E. nis: thanks bob, i already lost it
Mr. P.E. nis: too late
Mr. P.E. nis: My wife V.A. Gina says hi
Bob: Hi
Mr. P.E. nis: She's not very happy
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: because i don't have a cockring
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Mr. P.E. nis: I have to use viagra again. expensive sh*t
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Mr. P.E. nis: could you make an exception and send some rings to the Netherlands?
Bob: I am sorry...no
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Mr. P.E. nis: you like my name? i like yours
Bob: Thanks
Mr. P.E. nis: is this the first time you get this many chat requests in one day?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: so we're not very original?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: damn
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: Okay? That's all you can say, that's all you can say
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: Ah you can also say no
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: can you say yes?
Bob: NO
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Bob: Yes
Mr. P.E. nis: well, have a nice day. I'm going to fuck my wife
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: Hi bob
Mr. P.E. nis: Do you sell rings?
Mr. P.E. nis: Couldn't find them on the site
Mr. P.E. nis: Are you searching for me?
Mr. P.E. nis: Not for me, but rings for me that is
Mr. P.E. nis: Mr. Bob?
Mr. P.E. nis: I need rings! now!
Mr. P.E. nis: I can't keep my hard-on without them!
Mr. P.E. nis: Help me
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Mr. P.E. nis: thanks bob, i already lost it
Mr. P.E. nis: too late
Mr. P.E. nis: My wife V.A. Gina says hi
Bob: Hi
Mr. P.E. nis: She's not very happy
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: because i don't have a cockring
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: I have to use viagra again. expensive sh*t
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: could you make an exception and send some rings to the Netherlands?
Bob: I am sorry...no
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Mr. P.E. nis: you like my name? i like yours
Bob: Thanks
Mr. P.E. nis: is this the first time you get this many chat requests in one day?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: so we're not very original?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: damn
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: Okay? That's all you can say, that's all you can say
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: Ah you can also say no
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: can you say yes?
Bob: NO
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Bob: Yes
Mr. P.E. nis: well, have a nice day. I'm going to fuck my wife
Bob: Okay
Simon heeft er de brui aan gegeven...
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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
SE_extra_lars: hallå, talar Svenska? Jag vilja Knäckebröd före min Volvo beställa.
Simon: Okay...
SE_extra_lars: Sorry.. you don't speak Swedish?
Simon: Do not know
SE_extra_lars: You don't know if you speak Swedish?
SE_extra_lars: I want to order something for my Volvo
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
SE_extra_lars: Well, i shall write my message in advance, so you can respond if you have enough time:
SE_extra_lars: I want to order this item 5 times: Volvo Window Motor Model: S80 Price: $142.56 Brand: A1 Cardone As is said, i want to order this item 5 times. 2 for myself (Sweden), 1 for my brother in Belgium and 2 for my brother in the Netherlands. Are you shipping to this countries?
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
SE_extra_lars: How long is this going to take?
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SE_extra_lars: hallå, talar Svenska? Jag vilja Knäckebröd före min Volvo beställa.
Simon: Okay...
SE_extra_lars: Sorry.. you don't speak Swedish?
Simon: Do not know
SE_extra_lars: You don't know if you speak Swedish?
SE_extra_lars: I want to order something for my Volvo
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
SE_extra_lars: Well, i shall write my message in advance, so you can respond if you have enough time:
SE_extra_lars: I want to order this item 5 times: Volvo Window Motor Model: S80 Price: $142.56 Brand: A1 Cardone As is said, i want to order this item 5 times. 2 for myself (Sweden), 1 for my brother in Belgium and 2 for my brother in the Netherlands. Are you shipping to this countries?
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
SE_extra_lars: How long is this going to take?
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:02 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
jasper heeft hem uitgezet!
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Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:03 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Japser heeft de chat uitgezet!
Ah hij leest dus mee!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:
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Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.
Hij zou mn CV eens moeten zienquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:
[..]
Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.
Wie is er nu zieliger, iemand die een leuke chatavond wil, of een verkoper van computers
Zei hij dat jah?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Jasper: damn
Jasper: klotomongool
Jasper: sterf aan danny
Jasper: en lik yvonne
Sjeng: It is kind of rude to put people on hold that long, don't you think?
Simon: Yes
Sjeng: well
Sjeng: then answer my questions if you don't want to be rude...
Simon: Now I am chatting with whole Netherlands coutry peoples
Simon: Nearly 100 chats
Simon: Yes
Sjeng: well
Sjeng: then answer my questions if you don't want to be rude...
Simon: Now I am chatting with whole Netherlands coutry peoples
Simon: Nearly 100 chats
XboxLive: Praetorian NL
WoW: Praetorian (Bloodscalp)
WoW: Praetorian (Bloodscalp)
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Familyguy: I have lots of money
Bob: okay
Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
Bob: No
Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Cool! Howmany?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?)
Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain?
Familyguy: Hello?
Familyguy: Welcome to Live Help! How can you assist me today?
Familyguy: How about, not!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: WHAT? I want to talk to you boss
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: What is his phone number
Bob: No
Familyguy: But you said I could talk to him!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: You are a lier
Bob: yes
Familyguy: ohh, you're a naughty boy. What time is it there?
Bob: Same time
Familyguy: 5 to 3 in the middle of the night?
Familyguy: Oh wait, you're trying to tell me something arent you? But your text is recorded! Is that right?
Familyguy: if so, say: yes.
Familyguy: I understand, I will keep it a secret! Say yes!
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm ok I was wrong then... are you sure? (say no if it's really no)
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ok, have you been kidnapped?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: damn! By whom? the CIA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: FBI? Bij SD-6?
Familyguy: or maybe by a volvo dealer?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: a volvo dealer hm.. are you in Sweden?
Bob: No
Familyguy: The USA?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, where in the USA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm, never been to No. Does it have waterfalls?
Bob: No
Familyguy: A desert?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ahh is it in the south?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm North?
Bob: Down
Familyguy: middle?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm between the north and the middle?
Bob: Up
Familyguy: between the middle of the middle of the north and the middle?
Bob: Wrong
Familyguy: damn, somewhere near dakota?
Bob: Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center
Bob: No Dodge
Familyguy: What's a dodge? isnt that a really cool car
Familyguy: like a Dodge viper
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ah ok, so dodge is a place somewhere in the USA?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: or is that the name for Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Damn, what is Dodge?!
Familyguy: Can you explain?
Bob: Kind of Vehicle
Bob: No
Familyguy: Oh it is So you drive a dodge? or you were kidnapped in one and brought to the USA?
Bob: Same
Familyguy: Damn you're serious arent you
Familyguy: can I help you?
Bob: Sure...but no
Familyguy: I have a volvo, you know, I'm the original guy that brought all those people to your chat
Familyguy: I'm mean aint i
Bob: Thanks for your Help
Familyguy: Well, I dont believe you're American
Familyguy: I mean, your english is really bad
Familyguy: Do you need any help with your english?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: Okay, can you say the alfabet? I'll begin: ABCDEFGH
Bob: ABCDEFGH
Familyguy: yes, and then?
Familyguy: ABCDEFGHIJKLM...
Bob: No
Familyguy: ok, want to play a game?
Bob: HGFEDCBA
Familyguy: noooo that's all wrong!
Familyguy: where did you learn that?
Familyguy: in the US of A?
Bob: Youuuuuuu..
Bob: A of US
Familyguy: huh
Familyguy: A of US?
Familyguy: well ok, A is the first letter.
Familyguy: the second is B
Familyguy: do you know the third?
Bob: -A
Familyguy: What the hell? -A?
Familyguy: are you chinese?
Familyguy: Hello?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Let's start again shall we?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: oh you like this chat?
Familyguy: I'm happy to hear that.
Familyguy: So, you think Dutch people are Cultured and Beautiful. That's great
Familyguy: can you say more dificult words?
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Familyguy: I have lots of money
Bob: okay
Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
Bob: No
Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Cool! Howmany?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?)
Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain?
Familyguy: Hello?
Familyguy: Welcome to Live Help! How can you assist me today?
Familyguy: How about, not!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: WHAT? I want to talk to you boss
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: What is his phone number
Bob: No
Familyguy: But you said I could talk to him!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: You are a lier
Bob: yes
Familyguy: ohh, you're a naughty boy. What time is it there?
Bob: Same time
Familyguy: 5 to 3 in the middle of the night?
Familyguy: Oh wait, you're trying to tell me something arent you? But your text is recorded! Is that right?
Familyguy: if so, say: yes.
Familyguy: I understand, I will keep it a secret! Say yes!
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm ok I was wrong then... are you sure? (say no if it's really no)
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ok, have you been kidnapped?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: damn! By whom? the CIA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: FBI? Bij SD-6?
Familyguy: or maybe by a volvo dealer?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: a volvo dealer hm.. are you in Sweden?
Bob: No
Familyguy: The USA?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, where in the USA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm, never been to No. Does it have waterfalls?
Bob: No
Familyguy: A desert?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ahh is it in the south?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm North?
Bob: Down
Familyguy: middle?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm between the north and the middle?
Bob: Up
Familyguy: between the middle of the middle of the north and the middle?
Bob: Wrong
Familyguy: damn, somewhere near dakota?
Bob: Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center
Bob: No Dodge
Familyguy: What's a dodge? isnt that a really cool car
Familyguy: like a Dodge viper
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ah ok, so dodge is a place somewhere in the USA?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: or is that the name for Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Damn, what is Dodge?!
Familyguy: Can you explain?
Bob: Kind of Vehicle
Bob: No
Familyguy: Oh it is So you drive a dodge? or you were kidnapped in one and brought to the USA?
Bob: Same
Familyguy: Damn you're serious arent you
Familyguy: can I help you?
Bob: Sure...but no
Familyguy: I have a volvo, you know, I'm the original guy that brought all those people to your chat
Familyguy: I'm mean aint i
Bob: Thanks for your Help
Familyguy: Well, I dont believe you're American
Familyguy: I mean, your english is really bad
Familyguy: Do you need any help with your english?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: Okay, can you say the alfabet? I'll begin: ABCDEFGH
Bob: ABCDEFGH
Familyguy: yes, and then?
Familyguy: ABCDEFGHIJKLM...
Bob: No
Familyguy: ok, want to play a game?
Bob: HGFEDCBA
Familyguy: noooo that's all wrong!
Familyguy: where did you learn that?
Familyguy: in the US of A?
Bob: Youuuuuuu..
Bob: A of US
Familyguy: huh
Familyguy: A of US?
Familyguy: well ok, A is the first letter.
Familyguy: the second is B
Familyguy: do you know the third?
Bob: -A
Familyguy: What the hell? -A?
Familyguy: are you chinese?
Familyguy: Hello?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Let's start again shall we?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: oh you like this chat?
Familyguy: I'm happy to hear that.
Familyguy: So, you think Dutch people are Cultured and Beautiful. That's great
Familyguy: can you say more dificult words?
[ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door Mastertje op 15-05-2006 03:18:38 ]
HAHAHA
[b]Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 18:14 schreef Dirktator het volgende:[/b]
Zelden zoeen hendig sjieke OP meegemaakt! :D
[quote][b]Op woensdag 14 juni 2006 20:41 schreef Jeff1981 het volgende:[/b]
En met 2 handen heb je al een trio :P
Zelden zoeen hendig sjieke OP meegemaakt! :D
[quote][b]Op woensdag 14 juni 2006 20:41 schreef Jeff1981 het volgende:[/b]
En met 2 handen heb je al een trio :P
Het is ook handiger om eerst te sparen en dan met wat vertraging posten.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:
[..]
Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
you: Ik heb potdullen een VWo diploma hoor! waar zie je me voor aan!
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: voor een ezel
Jasper: lik even yvonne uit wil je
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
you: Ik heb potdullen een VWo diploma hoor! waar zie je me voor aan!
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: voor een ezel
Jasper: lik even yvonne uit wil je
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
Hahah, en Engels is zijn moedertaalquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:07 schreef ChA0zNL het volgende:
Simon: Now I am chatting with whole Netherlands coutry peoples
Iek: how much for sucky sucky?
Bob: Fine
Iek: $5?
Bob: Yes
Iek: where?
Bob: There
Iek: in holland?! when you come to holland can you please take the volvo part with you?
Bob: Wish to
Iek: how much do they pay you?
Bob: No
Bob: Fine
Iek: $5?
Bob: Yes
Iek: where?
Bob: There
Iek: in holland?! when you come to holland can you please take the volvo part with you?
Bob: Wish to
Iek: how much do they pay you?
Bob: No
Learn the rules and break them.
die 'bots' zijn ook echtquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:10 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
Jasper is dus echt Val hem maar niet meer lastig, de bots zijn immers veel leuker
Die jasper is gewoon iemand van dit topic die zelf ff snel een chat sessie heeft opgezet. Snappie?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:09 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
you: Ik heb potdullen een VWo diploma hoor! waar zie je me voor aan!
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: voor een ezel
Jasper: lik even yvonne uit wil je
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
Jasper: hallo
you: hallo
Jasper: hallo
you: mijn naam is yvonne en ik heb gehoord dat jij mij wilde likken?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: dat is heerlijk
Jasper: HIHIHIHHIHIHI
you: mooi, ik kan wel een likbeurt gebruiken
you: mail mij maar even voor een afspraak
Jasper: ok
you: yvonne@fok.nl
Jasper: is goed
Jasper: dankje
Jasper: ik ben Danny
Jasper: aangenaam
you: he danny jij hier?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: aangenaam
you: gezellig zeg
you: maar jij likt me al te vaak, ik wilde eens iets anders proberen
Jasper: ok
Jasper: aarsbaffen
you: ken jij nog iemand dan?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: Knut
you: ah oke
you: dankjewel he
you: hallo
Jasper: hallo
you: mijn naam is yvonne en ik heb gehoord dat jij mij wilde likken?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: dat is heerlijk
Jasper: HIHIHIHHIHIHI
you: mooi, ik kan wel een likbeurt gebruiken
you: mail mij maar even voor een afspraak
Jasper: ok
you: yvonne@fok.nl
Jasper: is goed
Jasper: dankje
Jasper: ik ben Danny
Jasper: aangenaam
you: he danny jij hier?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: aangenaam
you: gezellig zeg
you: maar jij likt me al te vaak, ik wilde eens iets anders proberen
Jasper: ok
Jasper: aarsbaffen
you: ken jij nog iemand dan?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: Knut
you: ah oke
you: dankjewel he
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik heb haar wel geneukt
Jasper: vandaar dat ik haar ken
you: dan heb je wel verrekte snel ingelzen.
you: oooooh ok
Jasper:
you: Nou, vertel wat zijn je hobby's?
you: En zit je elke zondagnacht computers te verkopen, of alleen vandaag?
Jasper: alleen vandaag
you: Hoi Sebasser
Jasper: hoi lekker diung
you: ah je hebt mn FoBo gecheckt
Jasper: ja
Jasper: nuecken ?
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik heb haar wel geneukt
Jasper: vandaar dat ik haar ken
you: dan heb je wel verrekte snel ingelzen.
you: oooooh ok
Jasper:
you: Nou, vertel wat zijn je hobby's?
you: En zit je elke zondagnacht computers te verkopen, of alleen vandaag?
Jasper: alleen vandaag
you: Hoi Sebasser
Jasper: hoi lekker diung
you: ah je hebt mn FoBo gecheckt
Jasper: ja
Jasper: nuecken ?
Jasper is nep die heeft gewoon snel een chat sessie opgezet.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:12 schreef UncleJB het volgende:
Jasper: hallo
you: hallo
Jasper: hallo
you: mijn naam is yvonne en ik heb gehoord dat jij mij wilde likken?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: dat is heerlijk
Jasper: HIHIHIHHIHIHI
you: mooi, ik kan wel een likbeurt gebruiken
you: mail mij maar even voor een afspraak
Jasper: ok
you: yvonne@fok.nl
Jasper: is goed
Jasper: dankje
Jasper: ik ben Danny
Jasper: aangenaam
you: he danny jij hier?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: aangenaam
you: gezellig zeg
you: maar jij likt me al te vaak, ik wilde eens iets anders proberen
Jasper: ok
Jasper: aarsbaffen
you: ken jij nog iemand dan?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: Knut
you: ah oke
you: dankjewel he
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
Jasper: hallo
you: maar Jasper, 8 euro per uur heerlijk baantje zo 's nachts, hoe kom je daar nou aan?
you: he ik wil ook bij jou werken, je lijkt me een prima kerel (y)
Jasper: ok
Jasper: damn
Jasper: ik wil terug naar Fok!
you: terug?! dus je bent er al geweest?
Jasper: nu ben ik hier met 12 kutklootzakken aan het chatten
you: priceless, ain't it?
you: ah dacht ff dat je zelf active user was momenteel
you: kutklootzak, best knap, trouwens of nee, interseksuelen. daar is ook een topic over op fok
you: krijg je nou zo'n baan via het uitzendbureau oid?
Jasper: sperma enzo
Jasper: je kent het wel
Jasper: ouders verwekken je
Jasper: en zo moet je werken
you: goh jeetje en daarna?
you: je weet helemaal niet of ik dat ken, sperma
Jasper: ok
you: ik bedoel ja, werk, okee, maar hoe ben je nou aan DEZE baan gekomen?
Jasper: dit is geen baan
Jasper: maar verveling
you: achgossie maar hoe word ik nou dan liveperson?
Jasper: www.liveperson.com
you: grappig grappig hier heb je dus voor betaald? of gehackte software?
you: jeeeeeeeee sebasser, je bent ontmaskerd!
Jasper: nee
Jasper: trail
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
Jasper: hallo
you: maar Jasper, 8 euro per uur heerlijk baantje zo 's nachts, hoe kom je daar nou aan?
you: he ik wil ook bij jou werken, je lijkt me een prima kerel (y)
Jasper: ok
Jasper: damn
Jasper: ik wil terug naar Fok!
you: terug?! dus je bent er al geweest?
Jasper: nu ben ik hier met 12 kutklootzakken aan het chatten
you: priceless, ain't it?
you: ah dacht ff dat je zelf active user was momenteel
you: kutklootzak, best knap, trouwens of nee, interseksuelen. daar is ook een topic over op fok
you: krijg je nou zo'n baan via het uitzendbureau oid?
Jasper: sperma enzo
Jasper: je kent het wel
Jasper: ouders verwekken je
Jasper: en zo moet je werken
you: goh jeetje en daarna?
you: je weet helemaal niet of ik dat ken, sperma
Jasper: ok
you: ik bedoel ja, werk, okee, maar hoe ben je nou aan DEZE baan gekomen?
Jasper: dit is geen baan
Jasper: maar verveling
you: achgossie maar hoe word ik nou dan liveperson?
Jasper: www.liveperson.com
you: grappig grappig hier heb je dus voor betaald? of gehackte software?
you: jeeeeeeeee sebasser, je bent ontmaskerd!
Jasper: nee
Jasper: trail
== houdt van sterke anekdotes voor op feesten en partijen ==
--- Ga van dat gas af! - Laat Groningen niet zakken ---
Don't give up Andro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc O+
*O* ESF-gekkie: justice for Elvana en justice for Keiino :'( *O*
--- Ga van dat gas af! - Laat Groningen niet zakken ---
Don't give up Andro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc O+
*O* ESF-gekkie: justice for Elvana en justice for Keiino :'( *O*
ja idd,quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:14 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jasper - Sebasser, vandaar dat DIE nu ook stil is
ik was trouwens ook even aan het bijlezen
Idd, helemaal weg. Maar dat zou dus betekenen dat die ander sites ook geen bots zijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:14 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jasper - Sebasser, vandaar dat DIE nu ook stil is
Goede grap!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
[..]
ja idd,
ik was trouwens ook even aan het bijlezen
Bob iig niet nee... hoogstesn operators die standaard zinnetjes aanklikken of zoquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
[..]
Idd, helemaal weg. Maar dat zou dus betekenen dat die ander sites ook geen bots zijn
Waar heb je dat ding gedownload?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
[..]
ja idd,
ik was trouwens ook even aan het bijlezen
check hierboven die langequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
[..]
Bob iig niet nee... hoogstesn operators die standaard zinnetjes aanklikken of zo
Iek: do you like dutch people?
Bob: Yes
Iek: why?
Bob: They are Cultured and beautiful...
Bob: Yes
Iek: why?
Bob: They are Cultured and beautiful...
Learn the rules and break them.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:16 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
[..]
Waar heb je dat ding gedownload?
Nee, alleen jasperquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:18 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
Dat hele chatgedoe is nep? !
Bob is zo echt als een Bob maar kan zijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:18 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
Dat hele chatgedoe is nep? !
Wat een gedoe
Op de main page vermelden ze trouwens enkel gebieden die tot de VS behoren (Guam, Alaska, Hawai)
Op de main page vermelden ze trouwens enkel gebieden die tot de VS behoren (Guam, Alaska, Hawai)
Wat meer van zulke dingen:
Een bibliotheek:
http://vrl-web10.lssi.com/wcscgi/CDM.exe/monash?SS_COMMAND=CUST_SUP&Category=MONASH
Mdtechshowcase.com
http://www.mdtechshowcase.com/chat.php
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Een bibliotheek:
http://vrl-web10.lssi.com/wcscgi/CDM.exe/monash?SS_COMMAND=CUST_SUP&Category=MONASH
Mdtechshowcase.com
http://www.mdtechshowcase.com/chat.php
[ Bericht 11% gewijzigd door Friebo op 15-05-2006 03:36:06 (andere link) ]
Het is nep, daarvoor zijn die antwoorden te slecht.
OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk
Anyways, leuk vermaak
Edit:
Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep?
OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk
Anyways, leuk vermaak
Edit:
Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep?
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:30 schreef hardstylesage het volgende:
Het is nep, daarvoor zijn die antwoorden te slecht.
OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk
Anyways, leuk vermaak
Edit:
Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep?
You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: hey simon, bob just said he liked dutch people! do you?
Simon: Yes, we love dutch people
erik: Iek: do you like dutch people? Bob: Yes Iek: why? Bob: They are Cultured and beautiful...
erik: cool!
erik: I like this this liveperson stuff isnt that much of a bad idea. do you have to answer the phone too?
erik: or just live chat?
Simon: Yes
Simon: I am only for chat
erik: okay! how long have you been doing this job?
Simon: Past 2 years
erik: ohhh, i see you can see my country, my internet povider, and ip address and that sort of stuff!
erik: ohh, 2 years:)
erik: don't you get RSI out of it?
Simon: IP 84.85.34.64
Simon: Country Netherlands
Simon: City Bentelo
Simon: Organization Planet Technologies
erik: that is correct
erik: no, city isn't correct
Simon: State/Province Overijssel
erik: i live in the city Groenlo, that is 40 km (some 20 miles) from bentelo
erik: and it's in the province "Gelderland"
Simon: Oh okay
erik: is it getting less busy?
erik: ohh, what connection type are you seeing?
erik: on me, i mean
Simon: ISP World Access / Planet Internet
8 dagen gratis trailquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:30 schreef hardstylesage het volgende:
Het is nep, daarvoor zijn die antwoorden te slecht.
OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk
Anyways, leuk vermaak
Edit:
Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep?
neen,quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:38 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
[..]
over 8 dagen staan Bob, Simon en Jose bij je op de stoep om hun geld te halen
Hun staan los van Livepersons..
ik draai dit programma cq server gewoon op me eigen PC nu..
Er is een nieuwe ploeg begonnen met werken! Bob, jose en simon zijn klaar voor vandaag
Learn the rules and break them.
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Vulvo: Hello, Denver!
Vulvo: First I wish to know I am talking to a live person and not a bot. Can you prove that by telling me where I live?
Denver: Yes this is a live person. And how would I know where you live! ??
Vulvo: Do you not have my IP number, thus are able to trace where I live?
Denver: Yes we do, but I do not have access to that
Vulvo: Aha! So this is a service provided by Liveperson. Do you sit all together in one big room? (Jose, Anthony, Bob etc.)?
Vulvo: Answering chats?
Denver: How can I assist you with any auto parts you looking for?.
Vulvo: I wish to order a Volvo PCV Oil trap. I won one at my local dealer and he mentioned I can claim the prize at this site
Vulvo: His dealership is named "Vulva's Vulvostic Volvo's"
Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Vulvo: Are you guys having a bowl over our chats?
Vulvo: We like chatting with you guys
Vulvo: Do you like that too?
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Vulvo: Hello, Denver!
Vulvo: First I wish to know I am talking to a live person and not a bot. Can you prove that by telling me where I live?
Denver: Yes this is a live person. And how would I know where you live! ??
Vulvo: Do you not have my IP number, thus are able to trace where I live?
Denver: Yes we do, but I do not have access to that
Vulvo: Aha! So this is a service provided by Liveperson. Do you sit all together in one big room? (Jose, Anthony, Bob etc.)?
Vulvo: Answering chats?
Denver: How can I assist you with any auto parts you looking for?.
Vulvo: I wish to order a Volvo PCV Oil trap. I won one at my local dealer and he mentioned I can claim the prize at this site
Vulvo: His dealership is named "Vulva's Vulvostic Volvo's"
Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Vulvo: Are you guys having a bowl over our chats?
Vulvo: We like chatting with you guys
Vulvo: Do you like that too?
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
Ik had net een alleraardigst gesprek met simon hij doet 't werk nu 2 jaar, is 25 jaar oud en hij doet jose en bob de groeten van me
Jose is trouwens 28 jaar oudquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:43 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Ik had net een alleraardigst gesprek met simon hij doet 't werk nu 2 jaar, is 25 jaar oud en hij doet jose en bob de groeten van me
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
LovesVolvo: hi
LovesVolvo: how are you doing? i'd like to buy something
Chat session has been terminated!
Wtf
LovesVolvo: hi
LovesVolvo: how are you doing? i'd like to buy something
Chat session has been terminated!
Wtf
Learn the rules and break them.
Snever: hey
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Snever: i see you ship international
Snever: is that including Europe?
Denver: Which part of Europe?.
Snever: The Netherlands
Denver: No sorry we do not
Snever: and england?
Snever: do you ship to england?
Denver: Yes we do
Denver: Is your Billing Address in Holland?.
Snever: yes. do you ship to holland ?
Snever: do you ship to holland?
Snever: hello why are you not anwer me?
Snever: hey you fucking bot. answer me goddammed
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Snever: i see you ship international
Snever: is that including Europe?
Denver: Which part of Europe?.
Snever: The Netherlands
Denver: No sorry we do not
Snever: and england?
Snever: do you ship to england?
Denver: Yes we do
Denver: Is your Billing Address in Holland?.
Snever: yes. do you ship to holland ?
Snever: do you ship to holland?
Snever: hello why are you not anwer me?
Snever: hey you fucking bot. answer me goddammed
Dit is toch best grappig. Heb alleen pagina 1 gelezen tot nu toe, ben benieuwd wat ik op 4 tegenkom.
1. Ze hebben besloten ook naar .nl te verzenden.
2. Ze hebben alle Nederlandse IP-adressen gebanned op hun chat.
Welke van de twee zal het worden...
1. Ze hebben besloten ook naar .nl te verzenden.
2. Ze hebben alle Nederlandse IP-adressen gebanned op hun chat.
Welke van de twee zal het worden...
I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
hij wou me niet eens helpen bij mijn dagelijkse portie genot
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
sandra: i'm currently searching for: Volvo PCV Hose
Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
sandra: is kevin jose anywhere around?
sandra: he always helps me
sandra: ?
sandra: he helped me with getting a Volvo Turbo Mounting Kit
Denver: Sorry he isnt here and we do not have this item
sandra: he always helps me too get of he is so nice too me, is it possible that you can help me
sandra: comon i was almost there
Denver: Sorry we do not have this part
Denver: Local dealer only
sandra: and while you help me too get of can you also look on the top shelve for A Volvo Flame Trap Bushing
sandra: i just love that
Denver: Sorry we do not have the Flame Trap Bushing
sandra: could you give me a good time?
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
sandra: i'm currently searching for: Volvo PCV Hose
Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
sandra: is kevin jose anywhere around?
sandra: he always helps me
sandra: ?
sandra: he helped me with getting a Volvo Turbo Mounting Kit
Denver: Sorry he isnt here and we do not have this item
sandra: he always helps me too get of he is so nice too me, is it possible that you can help me
sandra: comon i was almost there
Denver: Sorry we do not have this part
Denver: Local dealer only
sandra: and while you help me too get of can you also look on the top shelve for A Volvo Flame Trap Bushing
sandra: i just love that
Denver: Sorry we do not have the Flame Trap Bushing
sandra: could you give me a good time?
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Je kan gewoon een order plaatsen met als land Nederland...
Waarom dan al die moeite doen
Waarom dan al die moeite doen
Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
Luciano Liggio: Hi,
Luciano Liggio: do you ship to sicilia?
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Luciano Liggio: do you ship to sicilia?
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Zwaar vermakelijk... tvp
Strakke actie Sebasser.
Vanavond zelf ook eens een sessietje starten.
Strakke actie Sebasser.
Vanavond zelf ook eens een sessietje starten.
You have to stop blaming yourself.
Just blame yourself once and move on.
Just blame yourself once and move on.
Wat zullen we nou krijgen?quote:Stan: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Piet: Hi, I wanted to know, do you ship to Holland?
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Piet: Ok.
Please wait while I transfer the chat to 'Denver'.
You are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Hi
Piet: Erm, is this another guy?
Denver: Sorry to inform you that we do not ship to Holland. Please do not come back to this Chat Service as there is no way we can help you
Denver: Bye
Chat session has been terminated!
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Jullie zijn echt gek!
De laatste tijd zit ons dochtertje in de nee-fase. Ze wil niet meer hebben dat ik haar naar bed breng. Twintig jaar terug was dat nooit een probleem.
PFFFFFFFFFF deze kreeg ik maar niet gek
maria delmare:
You are now speaking with Peggy of Customer Service.
Peggy: Hello, this is Peggy of Customer Care. How may I assist you?
maria delmare: i wanted some information on what skin care product was the best, can you advise me?
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
maria delmare: ok is the dovonex any good?
maria delmare: or should i buy the lamisil oral
maria delmare: it's more expensive
maria delmare: and do you ship too the netherlands?
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: hmm is it possible too ship it too aruba?
maria delmare: it's below the US and it's a part of holland
Peggy: No we could not ship in Aruba.
maria delmare: do you know about nataly holloway
maria delmare: that is the worse story i ever heard
Peggy: No Maria.
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: oh it was all over the news anyway.
maria delmare: what are your shipping costs withing the USA
Peggy: That would cost $19.95.
Peggy: You can check it on our website.
maria delmare: btw what is your ASL
maria delmare: ok i will do
maria delmare: always nice too speak too a person
Peggy: I do apologize Maria but we are not allowed to give out any information about us.
maria delmare: ok how old is the company and are you good ?
Peggy: We are here to assist our customer 24/7.
maria delmare: yeah that is great.
maria delmare: could you assist me then?
Peggy: We assisting our customer on placing their order online or to check for the status of their order.
maria delmare: could you chek order number 317387802 please then?
Peggy: Unfortunately, this is not a valid order number with us. If you want I can check it using your full name. May I have your full name pelase?
maria delmare: maria demare
maria delmare: whitout the space
maria delmare: i orderded lamisyl too be shipped too the Netherlands
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: so i orderded for 300 US $ of products and you can nt ship them
maria delmare: how much do you get payed for this?
maria delmare: i need a job
Peggy: I do apologize but we cannot find any records under your name on our database.
maria delmare: search again please
Peggy: Your name would be Maria Demare, right?
maria delmare: you are here too assist me, aren't you?
maria delmare: yes
maria delmare: with 2 L's
maria delmare: i'm from holland
maria delmare: i got family in USA
maria delmare: they live in denver
Peggy: So may I have the exact spelling of your name please?
maria delmare: martin G A U S
maria delmare: owh wait that is my husband
maria delmare: he is on TV in holland you know
maria delmare: do you know where holland is
maria delmare: or the netherlands
Peggy: Yes I do.May I have your exact name Maria?
maria delmare: maria Gaus
Peggy: So that I can pull up your records on database.
maria delmare: my husband is Martin
maria delmare: yes
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: thnx for helping me
maria delmare: Bye
maria delmare: sleep well
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
maria delmare:
You are now speaking with Peggy of Customer Service.
Peggy: Hello, this is Peggy of Customer Care. How may I assist you?
maria delmare: i wanted some information on what skin care product was the best, can you advise me?
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
maria delmare: ok is the dovonex any good?
maria delmare: or should i buy the lamisil oral
maria delmare: it's more expensive
maria delmare: and do you ship too the netherlands?
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: hmm is it possible too ship it too aruba?
maria delmare: it's below the US and it's a part of holland
Peggy: No we could not ship in Aruba.
maria delmare: do you know about nataly holloway
maria delmare: that is the worse story i ever heard
Peggy: No Maria.
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: oh it was all over the news anyway.
maria delmare: what are your shipping costs withing the USA
Peggy: That would cost $19.95.
Peggy: You can check it on our website.
maria delmare: btw what is your ASL
maria delmare: ok i will do
maria delmare: always nice too speak too a person
Peggy: I do apologize Maria but we are not allowed to give out any information about us.
maria delmare: ok how old is the company and are you good ?
Peggy: We are here to assist our customer 24/7.
maria delmare: yeah that is great.
maria delmare: could you assist me then?
Peggy: We assisting our customer on placing their order online or to check for the status of their order.
maria delmare: could you chek order number 317387802 please then?
Peggy: Unfortunately, this is not a valid order number with us. If you want I can check it using your full name. May I have your full name pelase?
maria delmare: maria demare
maria delmare: whitout the space
maria delmare: i orderded lamisyl too be shipped too the Netherlands
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: so i orderded for 300 US $ of products and you can nt ship them
maria delmare: how much do you get payed for this?
maria delmare: i need a job
Peggy: I do apologize but we cannot find any records under your name on our database.
maria delmare: search again please
Peggy: Your name would be Maria Demare, right?
maria delmare: you are here too assist me, aren't you?
maria delmare: yes
maria delmare: with 2 L's
maria delmare: i'm from holland
maria delmare: i got family in USA
maria delmare: they live in denver
Peggy: So may I have the exact spelling of your name please?
maria delmare: martin G A U S
maria delmare: owh wait that is my husband
maria delmare: he is on TV in holland you know
maria delmare: do you know where holland is
maria delmare: or the netherlands
Peggy: Yes I do.May I have your exact name Maria?
maria delmare: maria Gaus
Peggy: So that I can pull up your records on database.
maria delmare: my husband is Martin
maria delmare: yes
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: thnx for helping me
maria delmare: Bye
maria delmare: sleep well
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Hub: do you ship to europe too?
Denver: No sorry we do not
Hub: ok. and what about Australia?
Denver: May I know where you are located.
Hub: I'm located in Holland.
Hub: but my parents are going to australia in a couple of weeks.
Denver: I have told you several times and I suppose you still do not understand. WE DO NOT SHIP TO HOLLAND
Denver: WE DO NOT SHIP TO AUSTRALIA
Hub: you haven't told me anything several times. this is the first time I asked.
Denver: When you go to Australia then you can check with the local dealer
Hub: no need to put your capslock on.
Denver: BYE
Chat session has been terminated!
LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden..
You are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Hub: do you ship to europe too?
Denver: No sorry we do not
Hub: ok. and what about Australia?
Denver: May I know where you are located.
Hub: I'm located in Holland.
Hub: but my parents are going to australia in a couple of weeks.
Denver: I have told you several times and I suppose you still do not understand. WE DO NOT SHIP TO HOLLAND
Denver: WE DO NOT SHIP TO AUSTRALIA
Hub: you haven't told me anything several times. this is the first time I asked.
Denver: When you go to Australia then you can check with the local dealer
Hub: no need to put your capslock on.
Denver: BYE
Chat session has been terminated!
LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden..
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Die Denver had ik ook een paar keer daarnet.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 09:51 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden..
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Mans: Are you a bot?
Greg: No
Greg: Live Person
Mans: Sweet. Does it pay well? Are you really there all day?
Mans: Are you the only one?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Yes, you are the only one. Yes you are really there all day. Yes, it does pay well. ?
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: If I could tell you that, I wouldn
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Mans: I wouldn't be looking for it. Would I?
Mans: Seems logical to me.
Mans: Will you say something when you're present again?
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: I said before. I wouldn't be here if I had the information I'm looking for. Right?
Greg: Then how could I help you now ?
Mans: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Mans: To England?
Greg: Yes
Greg: We do Ship parts to UK
Mans: But some other guy said you didn't ship to Europe at all. Is he lying?
Mans: I feel a little bit raped now.
Greg: We only ship to the UK
Mans: I see. Are you located there?
Greg: No
Greg: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
Mans: So you ship to the US ánd the UK, right?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Interesting. And germany?
Greg: Yes we do
Mans: Belgium? (It's step by step closer)
Greg: No
Mans: Luxembourg?
Greg: No
Mans: Hmm, Germany is the closest it get. I guess.
Greg: No to Everything except UK , Spain ,Germany & France
Mans: And the US, of course.
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Mans: Omg, I was typing my PWD! I almost typed it in this screen. Crappy security, if you ask me.
Mans: Is this session safe? By the way?
Greg: Yes
Greg: For your Kind Information, We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session. No third party can view the information.....
Mans: If the police finds out I'm chatting with you I'm fucked. I'm living in a communists state, you know.
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Are there communists in the US too, maybe it's fine then.
Mans: Are YOU a communist?
Mans: Guess not, since I'm the one typing in red.
Mans: Communist color
Mans: Well, I have to go.
Greg: Sorry Iam not aware of those
Mans: Bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Mans: Are you a bot?
Greg: No
Greg: Live Person
Mans: Sweet. Does it pay well? Are you really there all day?
Mans: Are you the only one?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Yes, you are the only one. Yes you are really there all day. Yes, it does pay well. ?
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: If I could tell you that, I wouldn
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Mans: I wouldn't be looking for it. Would I?
Mans: Seems logical to me.
Mans: Will you say something when you're present again?
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: I said before. I wouldn't be here if I had the information I'm looking for. Right?
Greg: Then how could I help you now ?
Mans: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Mans: To England?
Greg: Yes
Greg: We do Ship parts to UK
Mans: But some other guy said you didn't ship to Europe at all. Is he lying?
Mans: I feel a little bit raped now.
Greg: We only ship to the UK
Mans: I see. Are you located there?
Greg: No
Greg: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
Mans: So you ship to the US ánd the UK, right?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Interesting. And germany?
Greg: Yes we do
Mans: Belgium? (It's step by step closer)
Greg: No
Mans: Luxembourg?
Greg: No
Mans: Hmm, Germany is the closest it get. I guess.
Greg: No to Everything except UK , Spain ,Germany & France
Mans: And the US, of course.
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Mans: Omg, I was typing my PWD! I almost typed it in this screen. Crappy security, if you ask me.
Mans: Is this session safe? By the way?
Greg: Yes
Greg: For your Kind Information, We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session. No third party can view the information.....
Mans: If the police finds out I'm chatting with you I'm fucked. I'm living in a communists state, you know.
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Are there communists in the US too, maybe it's fine then.
Mans: Are YOU a communist?
Mans: Guess not, since I'm the one typing in red.
Mans: Communist color
Mans: Well, I have to go.
Greg: Sorry Iam not aware of those
Mans: Bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
dutchguy: is denver there?
dutchguy: i have a question for him
Greg: Denver has left for the dsy
Greg: How could I help you now ?
dutchguy: he helped me before.
dutchguy: do you ship too holland?
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to holland
dutchguy: hmm is there anyway too get it here?
dutchguy: good reading stuf we do not ship to Netherlands
Greg: You can contact your local parts dealer for the information
dutchguy: ok thank you have you visited the link?
Greg: Sorry we havent
dutchguy: it's about you and your colleges
dutchguy: about kevin jose
dutchguy: denver
dutchguy: simon
dutchguy: is simon still there/
Greg: No
dutchguy: hmm who else is there too help
dutchguy: and why did denver left
dutchguy: what did you think of holland
Greg: How could I help you ?
dutchguy: by giving you opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Are we connected ?
dutchguy: yes
Greg: Sorry I donot have any opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
dutchguy: is denver there?
dutchguy: i have a question for him
Greg: Denver has left for the dsy
Greg: How could I help you now ?
dutchguy: he helped me before.
dutchguy: do you ship too holland?
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to holland
dutchguy: hmm is there anyway too get it here?
dutchguy: good reading stuf we do not ship to Netherlands
Greg: You can contact your local parts dealer for the information
dutchguy: ok thank you have you visited the link?
Greg: Sorry we havent
dutchguy: it's about you and your colleges
dutchguy: about kevin jose
dutchguy: denver
dutchguy: simon
dutchguy: is simon still there/
Greg: No
dutchguy: hmm who else is there too help
dutchguy: and why did denver left
dutchguy: what did you think of holland
Greg: How could I help you ?
dutchguy: by giving you opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Are we connected ?
dutchguy: yes
Greg: Sorry I donot have any opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
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You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Dr. Blaiser: Hi
Greg: Hai
Dr. Blaiser: we from the psychiatric Ward in Amsterdam would like to excuse us for the trouble some of our patients seem te be giving you.
Dr. Blaiser: we've noticed them going here and asking about shipment to holland.
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Dr. Blaiser: you didn't really assist me you know..
Dr. Blaiser: by the way, DO you ship to holland?
Dr. Blaiser: Or anywhere near holland?
Dr. Blaiser: France? Germany? India?
Greg: Yes
Greg: To all those except Holland & India
Dr. Blaiser: ok.
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Greg: Have agreat day
Dr. Blaiser: what would it cost to get something shipped to germany?
Greg: \Bye
Greg: ]Bywe
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
Dr. Blaiser: oh, ok.
Dr. Blaiser: gotta go, one of my patients is going apeshit.
Dr. Blaiser: bye bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Dr. Blaiser: Hi
Greg: Hai
Dr. Blaiser: we from the psychiatric Ward in Amsterdam would like to excuse us for the trouble some of our patients seem te be giving you.
Dr. Blaiser: we've noticed them going here and asking about shipment to holland.
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Dr. Blaiser: you didn't really assist me you know..
Dr. Blaiser: by the way, DO you ship to holland?
Dr. Blaiser: Or anywhere near holland?
Dr. Blaiser: France? Germany? India?
Greg: Yes
Greg: To all those except Holland & India
Dr. Blaiser: ok.
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Greg: Have agreat day
Dr. Blaiser: what would it cost to get something shipped to germany?
Greg: \Bye
Greg: ]Bywe
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
Dr. Blaiser: oh, ok.
Dr. Blaiser: gotta go, one of my patients is going apeshit.
Dr. Blaiser: bye bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
ze verschepen gewoon echt niet naar nederland
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
henkjan smit: is this denver?
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
henkjan smit: owh ok is there anyway i could help with that
henkjan smit: i'm good with windows
henkjan smit: i can open and close them
henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me?
Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands
henkjan smit: owh ok do you have a lott of people asking for that?
Greg: Yes
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
henkjan smit: i was going too ask it but yeah you are too fast.
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
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henkjan smit: is this denver?
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henkjan smit: owh ok is there anyway i could help with that
henkjan smit: i'm good with windows
henkjan smit: i can open and close them
henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me?
Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands
henkjan smit: owh ok do you have a lott of people asking for that?
Greg: Yes
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henkjan smit: i was going too ask it but yeah you are too fast.
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En dat lijkt me kut voor 'm
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Wat een meesterlijk topic dit zeg
"Kijk hem daar nu harken op z'n buitenblad met z'n mijnwerkersgezicht"
Greg: i live in Utrecht
Greg: it' in the middle of netherlands
Greg: can you ship it
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Greg: have you considerd it?
Greg: We donot ship parts to Utrecht Utrecht
Greg: why too germany and not too netherlands
Greg: That is our Company Policy
Greg: are you irritated by all the people asking for parts out of holland?
Greg: we are from a dutch forum
Greg: we already had good conversations with simon
Greg: denver
Greg: kevin jose
Greg: Please you can contact them this evening
Greg: All of them
Greg: You could sort your issues with them
whoot vanavond zijn ze er weer
Greg: it' in the middle of netherlands
Greg: can you ship it
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Greg: have you considerd it?
Greg: We donot ship parts to Utrecht Utrecht
Greg: why too germany and not too netherlands
Greg: That is our Company Policy
Greg: are you irritated by all the people asking for parts out of holland?
Greg: we are from a dutch forum
Greg: we already had good conversations with simon
Greg: denver
Greg: kevin jose
Greg: Please you can contact them this evening
Greg: All of them
Greg: You could sort your issues with them
whoot vanavond zijn ze er weer
Hilarisch dit topic... Ze hadden beter wel naar Nederland kunnen verschepen denk ik.. dat had inmiddels stukken goedkoper geweest
Arme mensjes daar .
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Dus ze shippen nog wel ergens heen!quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
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Bier is lekker: Ok
Bier is lekker: Please let me know when you are ready.
Bier is lekker: I would like to order some parts....
Bier is lekker: I live in Californie, Newport Beach
Bier is lekker: do you ship there?
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bier is lekker: I live in Californie, Newport Beach
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Bier is lekker: Do you ship there?
Bier is lekker: ?
Greg: MAy I have the ZIP ?
Bier is lekker: sure, Santa Ana 92707
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Bier is lekker: Do you ship to my zip code?
Greg: Yes
Hij vraagt 10 keer om een partnumber, gewoon negeren , lijkt geen bot te zijn ?
Greg: Yes
Bier is lekker: So you want a partnumber, what are you going to do with that?
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Bier is lekker: Why do you want that ?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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godver!
Ik ga dat 1800 numer zo ff bellen, neem het wel op
Bier is lekker: So you want a partnumber, what are you going to do with that?
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Bier is lekker: Why do you want that ?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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godver!
Ik ga dat 1800 numer zo ff bellen, neem het wel op
OMG ik lig hier helemaal dubbel
De laatste tijd zit ons dochtertje in de nee-fase. Ze wil niet meer hebben dat ik haar naar bed breng. Twintig jaar terug was dat nooit een probleem.
Greg heeft het druk vandaag...quote:You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
The real Greg: You are now chatting with 'the real Greg'
The real Greg: improve yourself
The real Greg: get cooler
The real Greg: be a real person.. just like the real greg
The real Greg: ship to the Netherlands
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Sell in may and go away. Forget it, we are here to stay.
the country next too germany: do you ship
the country next too germany: too my country
the country next too germany: 7381SW is my postal code
the country next too germany: can you help me?
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damn
the country next too germany: too my country
the country next too germany: 7381SW is my postal code
the country next too germany: can you help me?
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damn
Zou er via dat Liveperson progamma ook communicatie tussen de helpdesk-personen mogelijk zijn? Want dan kun je je voordoen als operator en dan een babbel met Bob ofzo maken
Unable to connectquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 11:21 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Is wel grappige software..
url1
url2
probeer mn sessie maar eens over te nemen met url1...
Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at server.iad.liveperson.net.
Sommige mensen moeten echt even een cursus Engels volgen alvorens te proberen grappig te zijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 10:53 schreef dizeerik het volgende:
the country next too germany: too my country
hmm wazig.. 't werkt hier perfect ...
quote:You are now chatting with 'Stan'
Kevinik: hi stan
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Kevinik: hi stan
Kevinik: I'll wait
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Sell in may and go away. Forget it, we are here to stay.
Volgens mij ligt het aan mijn internetverbinding ofzo want ik kan me ook al niet inschrijven om dat LivePerson zelf uit te "testen"
quote:Flip: hi
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Greg: Hai
Flip: The Netherlands
Greg: No
Guanine en Cytosine! *O*
Ze wil me gewoon dood hebben.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok how much would lethal dose of painkillers cost?
Kevin R. OBrian: of course I wont take them all at once
Peggy: May I have the exact name of the medication please?
Kevin R. OBrian: Tramadol
Peggy: For how many tablets?
Kevin R. OBrian: a lethal dose
Kevin R. OBrian: would 30 be enough?
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: That would be cost for $45.
Kevin R. OBrian: would that eb enough to kill myself?
Kevin R. OBrian: be
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok I'll use a gun instead
Kevin R. OBrian: thanks for your help
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok how much would lethal dose of painkillers cost?
Kevin R. OBrian: of course I wont take them all at once
Peggy: May I have the exact name of the medication please?
Kevin R. OBrian: Tramadol
Peggy: For how many tablets?
Kevin R. OBrian: a lethal dose
Kevin R. OBrian: would 30 be enough?
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: That would be cost for $45.
Kevin R. OBrian: would that eb enough to kill myself?
Kevin R. OBrian: be
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok I'll use a gun instead
Kevin R. OBrian: thanks for your help
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
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