we do not ship to Netherlands

Wat is Vin

LOL!!!!!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 11:34 schreef Koenholio het volgende:

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Prachtig dit

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kalushi: ok
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kalushi: I need to have a part for my car
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... 30 sec wachten
kalushi: yes
kalushi: its a volvo part
kalushi: do you have part ?
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
... 30 sec wachten
kalushi: I think it says 8231293GE
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Greg houd niet van willekeurige nummers en slecht engels..

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 10:17 schreef dizeerik het volgende:

henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me?
Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands

!

Else: ok bye! (are you a bot or not?)
Else: this is so strange talking!!
Greg: No
Greg: A Live person
Else: okey, nice to talk with you
Else: bye!
Else: and thanks
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Tss.. ze hebben wel veel standaard zinnetjes.. mag ook wel, nu ze zo veel Fok!kers daar hebben.

Edit: Ik zei tegen ze dat ik uit Frankrijk kwam.. daar wilden ze wel heen "shippen".. dusseuh, nu vraag ik me echt af wat ze tegen Nederlanders hebben!
Iemand die dat even uit Greg of een ander wil peuteren?

..Wanneer zouden ze die LiveHelp offline halen?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 12:56 schreef mstx het volgende:

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!

omfg.... jongen pas op strax gaan ze jullie aanklagen!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:00 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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omfg.... jongen pas op strax gaan ze jullie aanklagen!

Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Tim: Hey Greg, i would like to order the Volvo PCV Oil trap
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Tim: ahhh men, u know where it is
Greg: Yes
Greg: Land of Ruud van nistelroy & Edgar Davis
Tim: Holland is in the top 3 with people using the internet. U can have profit
Tim: yeah true

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:02 schreef TiMmS het volgende:

Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ?

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Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Xebro: tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
Xebro: does it ring a bell?
Xebro: near germany and belgium
Seth: Not to Netherlands

Whehe
Land of Ruud van Nistelroy, Tulips and weed

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erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: Can I have the part name please?
erik: and
erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: Eric..
erik: Seth!:)
Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session..
erik: But ofcourse, are you busy?
Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise..
erik: What time is it there?
Seth: Do not waste my time..
erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then
Seth: May I know how I could help you ?
erik: Do you ship internationally?
Seth: Where are you located ?
erik: Next to germany
erik: postal code 7141 NK
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
erik: volvo pcv oil trap
erik: 1990 740 turbo.
Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap ..
Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars,
erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you?
erik: oka, thats interesting
erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us?
erik: i must say, u are really kind
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow?
Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also
erik: either*
Seth: I am not a weather reporter..
erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather?
erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:)
erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe?
Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law
erik: Not by our national law
Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you
erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not
erik: could you please answer my questions?
Seth: Our technical team know how to do it..
erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess
Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,.,
Seth: That doesn't bother you..
Seth: BYe
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Ik wil gewoon weten waarom ze niet naar Nederland sturen

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:05 schreef Xebrozius het volgende:

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x3

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:12 schreef erikkll het volgende:
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Veel plezier in Guantánamo Bay

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:15 schreef tralalala het volgende:

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Veel plezier in guatemala bay

Dat typte hij in het rood, net nadat ik geklaagd had dat ik liever zwart had

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:15 schreef tralalala het volgende:

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guatemala bay

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:17 schreef kollie het volgende:

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Muhahaha...masterROFL @ erikkll

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:12 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: Can I have the part name please?
erik: and
erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: Eric..
erik: Seth!:)
Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session..
erik: But ofcourse, are you busy?
Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise..
erik: What time is it there?
Seth: Do not waste my time..
erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then
Seth: May I know how I could help you ?
erik: Do you ship internationally?
Seth: Where are you located ?
erik: Next to germany
erik: postal code 7141 NK
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
erik: volvo pcv oil trap
erik: 1990 740 turbo.
Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap ..
Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars,
erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you?
erik: oka, thats interesting
erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us?
erik: i must say, u are really kind
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow?
Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also
erik: either*
Seth: I am not a weather reporter..
erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather?
erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:)
erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe?
Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law
erik: Not by our national law
Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you
erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not
erik: could you please answer my questions?
Seth: Our technical team know how to do it..
erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess
Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,.,
Seth: That doesn't bother you..
Seth: BYe
Chat session has been terminated!

lang volgehouden!!

Zometeen een deel 2 van dit topic

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asdf: Hello?
asdf: Are you a bot?
asdf: Or are you a human?
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asdf: Can you proof that?
Greg: Yes
asdf: Do it then.
Greg: Your IP address is ******************
asdf: So?
Greg: The page youe are on is h ttp://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846
asdf: Do you ship to Germany?
Greg: Yes
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .

Errr.

Hij is achter het topic gekomen

Oh jee!

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Khan: Hi im looking for a part
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Khan: volvo pcv oil trap
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Khan: 1990 740 turbo
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Khan: so is it forbidden in your country to play with this service ?
Khan: and can I have the weather report ?
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LOL!!!!! Hi Greg!!!!!

[ Bericht 42% gewijzigd door BarraCupraCuda op 15-05-2006 13:33:36 ]

Ze hebben het druk.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:25 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Hij is achter het topic gekomen

Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt

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Greg: Very tired Answering to you Guys
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asdf: In HOlland and you?
asdf: Greg: Very tired Answering to you Guys
asdf: ???
asdf: jkl;
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Lekker aardig weer.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:05 schreef Xebrozius het volgende:

Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Xebro: tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
Xebro: does it ring a bell?
Xebro: near germany and belgium
Seth: Not to Netherlands

Deze is goed

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:35 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

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Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt

Op zich denk ik dan weer aan een Goatse op je beeldscherm zetten maar of ze dat daar zo tof vinden?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:35 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

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Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt

En dat mag zomaar? Privacy enzo?

(En betekent dat dat hij alle porno die ik hier zat te kijken ook gezien heeft? )

Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Ik krijg trouwens iedere keer Seth. Hij zit er nu alleen omdat het volgens mij nacht daar is.

Ik heb nu Seth aan de lijn, maar echt spraakzaam ie ie niet.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:40 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:

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En dat mag zomaar? Privacy enzo?

(En betekent dat dat hij alle porno die ik hier zat te kijken ook gezien heeft? )

Die gast lult. Hij kan alleen zien wat je IP adres is en waar je located ben en dat soort informatie. Hij kan absoluut niet zien welke site jij nu open hebt staan.

Erg veel mensen hebben geroepen dat ze van het Fok forum zijn vandaar dat Greg dat weet.

same here.. Hij negeert me gewoon..

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:41 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
same here.. Hij negeert me gewoon..

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Ik heb niet eens meer de kans om iets te zeggen.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:40 schreef kollie het volgende:
Ik heb nu Seth aan de lijn, maar echt spraakzaam ie ie niet.

Bij mij zei hij zelfs helemaal niets terug.
Kwam misschien omdat ik vroeg of dit een chatroom voor live webcam sex was.

En nu dit:

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Geniaal.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:40 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:

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En dat mag zomaar? Privacy enzo?

(En betekent dat dat hij alle porno die ik hier zat te kijken ook gezien heeft? )

Dunno of dat zomaar mag. Die functionaliteit is er eik volgens mij om een klant te helpen door mee te kijken met de klant niet om iets te bespioneren

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:35 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

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Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt

Hoe bedoel je dat? Ziet hij mn window dan? nee toch

http://v7soft.net/hide-ip-platinum/

Hide IP Platinum

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:42 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

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You are now chatting with 'Seth'
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Ik heb niet eens meer de kans om iets te zeggen.

Ah, bij jou dus ook.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:41 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

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Die gast lult. Hij kan alleen zien wat je IP adres is en waar je located ben en dat soort informatie. Hij kan absoluut niet zien welke site jij nu open hebt staan.

Erg veel mensen hebben geroepen dat ze van het Fok forum zijn vandaar dat Greg dat weet.

http://www.liveperson.com/sb/sb_chat.asp

En de Flash tour. Zie je het vanzelf

die seth is gaar, bij mij liep net firefox vast.

ik vroeg om die volvo part met daaronder
does it come with extra fries?
and i want a XXL cola
do you ship it to the netherlands?

hij was niet spraakzaam

Wat Tha_T zegt lijkt me gewoon onmogelijk...

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horny_rob: Hi..
horny_rob: Were is the live feed ?
horny_rob: this is a chatroom for live cam sex, isnt it ?
horny_rob: helooo ?
Seth: Using of this chat session for the irrelevent information us strictly punishable under CYBER CRIME.Do not play fool with us,We have your IP ADDRESS and we will take strict action against you.
horny_rob: Oh.. It thought this was a live cam feed