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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..
let ik: ik ben bob
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Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Jonathan: Yes, that's because I sent all my friend to your chat. We're having a lot of fun. Would you like to say something to them?
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Albert: hi simon
Albert: i would like to play a game
Albert: simon says
Albert: you must say what i must do
Albert: and i'll do it
Albert: if you say "simon says"
Albert: and i will do it
Albert: wouldn't it be fun?
Albert: come on simon
Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply
Albert: Simon?
Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away
Albert: just do the simon says game once yes?
Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon
En ik wacht nog steeds
Albert: hi simon
Albert: i would like to play a game
Albert: simon says
Albert: you must say what i must do
Albert: and i'll do it
Albert: if you say "simon says"
Albert: and i will do it
Albert: wouldn't it be fun?
Albert: come on simon
Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply
Albert: Simon?
Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away
Albert: just do the simon says game once yes?
Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon
En ik wacht nog steeds
hahaha hij heeft het door!
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Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jose: I asked First
Anthony: and
Anthony: Can I have the part name please?
Anthony: hahaha so you guys do have humour
Anthony: hahaha this is great
Jose:
Anthony: why
Jose:
Jose:
Anthony: come on... otherwise you would have a boring day
Anthony: at least you have some nice stories to tell at home
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Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jose: I asked First
Anthony: and
Anthony: Can I have the part name please?
Anthony: hahaha so you guys do have humour
Anthony: hahaha this is great
Jose:
Anthony: why
Jose:
Jose:
Anthony: come on... otherwise you would have a boring day
Anthony: at least you have some nice stories to tell at home
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:29 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
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VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure
VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
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Het is druk geworden. Ik heb redelijk lang met Bob zitten lullen over van alles en nog wat. Maar hij gaf alleen maar hele diplomatieke korte antwoorden.
Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon.
Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon.
Albert: what are you doing simon?
Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo
Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours!
Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong
Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo
Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours!
Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong
Anthony is nog wat ongewennig. Ik heb net gezegd dat ik zelfmoord ga plegen als hij niet binnen 1 minuut reageerd.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:41 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven
I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
dies ook wel grappig
dies ook wel grappig
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Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
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Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
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Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
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Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Ik moest hardop lachen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:43 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Zouden die gasten ook moeten lachen?
Als er nu iemand met een niet-nederlands IP naar een Saab-bumper ging vragen, hoe zouden ze dan reageren?
Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Bij jullie wel?
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Bob: My telephone is broken
Bob: can u help me
Bob: i live in the Netherlands
Bob: if u ignore me, ill commit suicide
Bob: and then ull be responsible for that
Denver: Okay...
Denver: Take care Bye
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Bob: can u help me
Bob: i live in the Netherlands
Bob: if u ignore me, ill commit suicide
Bob: and then ull be responsible for that
Denver: Okay...
Denver: Take care Bye
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raar zeg:
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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Familyguy: I have lots of money
Bob: okay
Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
Bob: No
Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Cool! Howmany?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?)
Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain?
Familyguy: I have lots of money
Bob: okay
Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
Bob: No
Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Cool! Howmany?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?)
Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain?
you: Hallo?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:50 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
Jasper: hello
you: ik wil bestellen
Jasper: ok
you: je krijgt het zo dadelijk heel erg druk
you: van het Fok Forum
you: www.fok.nl
Jasper: waarom dan ?
Jasper: wat is dat ?
you: hier heb je een linkje
you: we do not ship to Netherlands
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Mike-Hawk: hello?
Mike-Hawk: can you say my name out loud
Simon: Mike-Hawk
Mike-Hawk: so you just said MY COCK!! lol! one!
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Mike-Hawk: so you just said MY COCK!! lol! one!
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you: hoi Japser
Jasper: hallo
you: alles goed?
Jasper: wil je wat vragen ?
you: Zit je toevallig in hetzelfde kantoor als Bob, Jose en Simon?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: die ken ik niet eens
you: Oh ok.
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
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you: hoi Japser
Jasper: hallo
you: alles goed?
Jasper: wil je wat vragen ?
you: Zit je toevallig in hetzelfde kantoor als Bob, Jose en Simon?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: die ken ik niet eens
you: Oh ok.
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
