we do not ship to Netherlands

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Albert: hi simon
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Albert: simon says
Albert: you must say what i must do
Albert: and i'll do it
Albert: if you say "simon says"
Albert: and i will do it
Albert: wouldn't it be fun?
Albert: come on simon
Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply
Albert: Simon?
Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away
Albert: just do the simon says game once yes?
Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon

En ik wacht nog steeds

hahaha hij heeft het door!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:29 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
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VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
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VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
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VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
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VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
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VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
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VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
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Je mag niet eens meer Jose heten

Het is druk geworden. Ik heb redelijk lang met Bob zitten lullen over van alles en nog wat. Maar hij gaf alleen maar hele diplomatieke korte antwoorden.

Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon.

Albert: what are you doing simon?
Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo
Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours!

Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong

Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:41 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven

Anthony is nog wat ongewennig. Ik heb net gezegd dat ik zelfmoord ga plegen als hij niet binnen 1 minuut reageerd.

I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part


dies ook wel grappig

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:43 schreef Mastertje het volgende:

Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?

Ik moest hardop lachen.

Zouden die gasten ook moeten lachen?

Als er nu iemand met een niet-nederlands IP naar een Saab-bumper ging vragen, hoe zouden ze dan reageren?

Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Bij jullie wel?

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raar zeg:

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volgens mij lachen ze zich daar ook dood

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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:50 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden

you: Hallo?
Jasper: hello
you: ik wil bestellen
Jasper: ok
you: je krijgt het zo dadelijk heel erg druk
you: van het Fok Forum
you: www.fok.nl
Jasper: waarom dan ?
Jasper: wat is dat ?
you: hier heb je een linkje
you: we do not ship to Netherlands

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Jasper: nee
Jasper: die ken ik niet eens
you: Oh ok.
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?

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Jasper: het is heel erg druk
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you: hahaha
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you: ik zei toch dat het Fok forum eraan kwam
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you: dat kan niet
you: ze hadden eerste en hype te pakken om amerikaanse lastig te vallen
you: nu vonden ze jou
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Jasper: maar wil je nog wat vragen ?
you: je collega's in amerika zijn een stuk grappiger
you: die geven overal antwoord op
you: zoals: Sure, fine, yes bla bla bla
you: zitten er ook nog lekkere wijven daar?
Jasper: ja man
Jasper: neucken dat we doen
you: hahaha
you: Netjes
you: waar zitten jullie ergens?
Jasper: GA EENS IEMAND ANDERS LASTIG VALLEN
you: En wat verdiend dit geintje hier wil ik ook wel werken in de avond uurtjes
you: Ho ho ho relax je krijgt het zo nog druk genoeg
Jasper: een kleine 8 euro per uur
you: goedzo
you: ik ga weer verder succes met de drukte
Jasper: SPERMAFLIKKERS

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:50 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden

Dat is verdomme geen bot

you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik verkoop computers
Jasper: en opblaas poppen
you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik.
Jasper: dat klopt
Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:58 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik verkoop computers
Jasper: en opblaas poppen
you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik.
Jasper: dat klopt
Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ?

Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad

we komen er wel met BOB

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Mace: hello
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Mace: friend of mine was looking for something
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Mace: PCV Oil Trap
Mace: for volvo
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Mace: do you ship too holland? if u got the part?
Bob: I am sorry..no
Mace: by plane then?
Bob: Not even by sea
Mace: mmmm, and if i pay extra?
Bob: No shipping
Mace: oke, but how could i get the part i need here?
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Mace: local dealer is 500km away
Mace: what if i came to sweden and pick it up myself?
Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address
Mace: so when i pay,ull ship the part i need too holland
Bob: no
Mace: ermm. u getting me confused, is there something about holland u cant ship products to it? what if i would give an adress in Germany
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Mace: so when i send u a bill u pay me and ship packadge to me?
Bob: We do not ship to Holland
Mace: what other countries would u ship too.
Bob: Many
Mace: even dutchyland?
Bob: NO
Mace: can u use a SG1 portal to send packedge?
Bob: No
Mace: ok lets make a deal. i buy a part i need. i pay upfront and pay 100$ to ur own bankaccount if u send me packadge i need
Bob: No
Mace: is there any reason we sill talking? i got the fealing u are not trying to sell me anything here. if i was black and lived in sigapore would i get the part i needed?
Bob: No
Mace: give me a hint how i can get the part i need
Bob: Please get it from your local dealer ..
Mace: we dont have a local dealer, thats why im here chatting with u
Bob: Local parts store
Mace: i just phoned the local parts store, they told me you should sell me the part i need
Bob: Okay
Mace: they also told me you should ship it to me for no extra costs
Bob: Okay
Mace: Okay give me ur phonenumber so i can make an order
Bob: 1-800-859-0926

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:00 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

[..]

Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad

Die is hardstikke echt ja die leest hier nu lekker mee moet je maar rekenen

Japser

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:00 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

[..]

Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad

Natuurlijk is die echt. Denk je dat een BOT antwoord gaat geven over een vraag zoals wat verdien je om je vervolgens uit te schelden voor sperma flikker

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American Psycho: what type of volvo parts do you sell?
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American Psycho: pvc oil cockring model 240
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American Psycho: yes i need a handjob
American Psycho: do you do those?
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American Psycho: you give great handjobs, that's well "great" don't you think?
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American Psycho: how much are they?
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American Psycho: first answer my last question please?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: ohh fuck you
American Psycho: you stupid ass
American Psycho: are you a real person by the way?
Bob: NO
American Psycho: so you are a bot?
Bob: No
American Psycho: then what are you?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: I don't think so
Bob: Fine
American Psycho: ?
Bob: ?
American Psycho: !
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Bob: BYe

hij is boos

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Mr. P.E. nis: Hi bob
Mr. P.E. nis: Do you sell rings?
Mr. P.E. nis: Couldn't find them on the site
Mr. P.E. nis: Are you searching for me?
Mr. P.E. nis: Not for me, but rings for me that is
Mr. P.E. nis: Mr. Bob?
Mr. P.E. nis: I need rings! now!
Mr. P.E. nis: I can't keep my hard-on without them!
Mr. P.E. nis: Help me
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Mr. P.E. nis: thanks bob, i already lost it
Mr. P.E. nis: too late
Mr. P.E. nis: My wife V.A. Gina says hi
Bob: Hi
Mr. P.E. nis: She's not very happy
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: because i don't have a cockring
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: I have to use viagra again. expensive sh*t
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: could you make an exception and send some rings to the Netherlands?
Bob: I am sorry...no
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Mr. P.E. nis: you like my name? i like yours
Bob: Thanks
Mr. P.E. nis: is this the first time you get this many chat requests in one day?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: so we're not very original?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: damn
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: Okay? That's all you can say, that's all you can say
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: Ah you can also say no
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: can you say yes?
Bob: NO
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Bob: Yes
Mr. P.E. nis: well, have a nice day. I'm going to fuck my wife
Bob: Okay

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SE_extra_lars: hallå, talar Svenska? Jag vilja Knäckebröd före min Volvo beställa.
Simon: Okay...
SE_extra_lars: Sorry.. you don't speak Swedish?
Simon: Do not know
SE_extra_lars: You don't know if you speak Swedish?
SE_extra_lars: I want to order something for my Volvo
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SE_extra_lars: I want to order this item 5 times: Volvo Window Motor Model: S80 Price: $142.56 Brand: A1 Cardone As is said, i want to order this item 5 times. 2 for myself (Sweden), 1 for my brother in Belgium and 2 for my brother in the Netherlands. Are you shipping to this countries?
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Japser heeft de chat uitgezet!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:02 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
jasper heeft hem uitgezet!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:03 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Japser heeft de chat uitgezet!

Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.

dat zegt jasper met zijn topbaan!

Jasper: damn
Jasper: klotomongool
Jasper: sterf aan danny
Jasper: en lik yvonne

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

[..]

Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.

Ah hij leest dus mee!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

[..]

Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.

Hij zou mn CV eens moeten zien

Wie is er nu zieliger, iemand die een leuke chatavond wil, of een verkoper van computers

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef UncleJB het volgende:

[..]

Ah hij leest dus mee!

Dag jasper

Priceless topic .

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Jasper: damn
Jasper: klotomongool
Jasper: sterf aan danny
Jasper: en lik yvonne

Zei hij dat jah?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:06 schreef UncleJB het volgende:

[..]

Zei hij dat jah?

ja, verdomme, en ik wilde (serieus) een laptop kopen maarja.

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