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  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14:49 #83
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Sugar coated sweetness.
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Zullen ze nooit hebben gehoord van een IP ban ?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14:55 #84
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error
Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300
Anthony: Is the vehicle model an Is300 4door sedan or ls300 sport's wagon
Jenny18: the sedan
Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67
Anthony: High Flow Air Filter
Anthony: Lexus IS300
Jenny18: yes ok but when i order i keep getting a error
Anthony: Is your vehicle an 3.0L, 6 Cylinder,
Jenny18: what does that matter... i can NOT order the part because the website gives an error
Anthony: I can place the order for the air filternow for you here.
Jenny18: ok that would be great
Anthony: Can you tell me where you are located with your zipcode.
Jenny18: i am located in the netherlands, zipcode 7663MN
Anthony: Sorry,we do not ship to Netherland's.
Jenny18: can i ask you another question
Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss

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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14:57 #85
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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quote:
Me: Heh.. well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Me: You're doing nightshift?
Doron: That is completely fine.
Doron: We had worse cases.
Doron:
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Heinrich: hi bob
Bob: Hi
Heinrich: i would like to order a part
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: it's the Volvo Knackebröd PCV Oil Trap
Heinrich: Do you have that in store?
Bob: NO
Heinrich: When do you expect it to be in stock again?
Bob: It will take 5-6 Weeks
Heinrich: That's great. Because I'm in Germany right now and I need it to slap someone on her asscrack
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: Ever slapped someone with Knackebröd on the bare back?
Heinrich: Or with a big fish maybe?
Bob: Fine
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
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Anthony Een nieuwe
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:16:59 #89
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Vraag of ze ook aan IP bans doen ik krijg steeds die dat ze zich verontschuldigen
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21:03 #90
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: hello..
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: are you here ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: and now ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!



Edit:
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!
Bob: Same
Bob: Status
Kurt beck: Status of what ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........

  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21:10 #91
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Prudence: i am very sorry that you have a shitty job
Prudence: i have a shitty job too
Prudence: should we both quit?
Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth
Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this
Prudence: come on, quit your job, be a cool, trendy homeless person
Prudence: you can walk around with a cool sign all day
Prudence: or be a folk singer
Prudence: that is a good carreer move
Prudence: folk-singen is become a big think these days
Prudence: you colleage bob is going to be a folk-singer to
Prudence: he is going to start a george micheal tribute band
Prudence: if you ask him nicely, he might let you be a background dancer...
Prudence: i bet those tighty sweaty leather pants are more comfortable then your job
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Olaf: Hi!
Olaf: Mister Simon, are you there?
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Olaf: Okapoka
Olaf: You must be really busy!
Simon: I will be right with you.
Olaf: How long will it take?
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Simon: and
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Olaf: It's that part.. I ordered it at my local dealer
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Olaf: My dealer runs a Volvo dealership under the name of "Volvo's Class-brand Vulva's"
Olaf: Located in Germany..
Simon: It is out of stock
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:24:14 #93
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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dit is geweldig

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You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me
Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother
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Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Arjan: allright
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: I will be right with you.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:26:31 #95
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Ik kan alles!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:24 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
dit is geweldig

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Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me
Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Robert: hi jose
Robert: i would like to excuse me
Jose: Hi Robert
Robert: i trought this wasnt real
Robert: i trought it wasnt live
Jose: It is Live
Robert: well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Jose: Oops !!!
Robert: what happend?
Robert: i feel really bad
Jose: I am Live
Robert: you people are working so hard
Jose: Yep:)
Robert: are you in usa?
Jose: Yep
Robert: oke
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
Jose: You ?
Robert: Amsterdam
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Robert: haha funny
Robert: i dont wish to order something
Robert: i just want to know a cople things
Robert: can i pick it up?
Robert: at the store?
Robert: i cant find an adres
Jose: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Robert: can i be president of the united states?
Jose: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jose: You might

Robert: its yellow and if you press a button its becomes red?
Robert: a chick
Robert: in a blender
Jose: Hum

Robert: not funny?
Robert: i like americans
Robert: i would like to visit new york
Jose: I have visited.
Robert: ah its nice?
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Ik ben nu gezelg met Bob aan het keuvelen aardige vent
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure
VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:30:45 #99
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:31:32 #100
71721 Alexxxxx
Friespeuk
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Die is geniaal
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Jonathan: Yes, that's because I sent all my friend to your chat. We're having a lot of fun. Would you like to say something to them?
Jose: Have a Great Week !!!

  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:35:56 #103
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Albert: hi simon
Albert: i would like to play a game
Albert: simon says
Albert: you must say what i must do
Albert: and i'll do it
Albert: if you say "simon says"
Albert: and i will do it
Albert: wouldn't it be fun?
Albert: come on simon
Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply
Albert: Simon?
Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away
Albert: just do the simon says game once yes?
Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon

En ik wacht nog steeds
Geef me es een hint... Nee, geen stille...
Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:36:19 #104
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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hahaha hij heeft het door!

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Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jose: I asked First
Anthony: and
Anthony: Can I have the part name please?
Anthony: hahaha so you guys do have humour
Anthony: hahaha this is great
Jose:
Anthony: why
Jose:
Jose:
Anthony: come on... otherwise you would have a boring day
Anthony: at least you have some nice stories to tell at home
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:37:03 #105
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:29 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure

VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:37:23 #106
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:38:54 #107
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Je mag niet eens meer Jose heten
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:40:00 #108
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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Het is druk geworden. Ik heb redelijk lang met Bob zitten lullen over van alles en nog wat. Maar hij gaf alleen maar hele diplomatieke korte antwoorden.

Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon.

  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:41:00 #109
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
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Albert: what are you doing simon?
Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo
Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours!

Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong
Geef me es een hint... Nee, geen stille...
Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:41:43 #110
71721 Alexxxxx
Friespeuk
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Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:42:56 #111
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:41 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven
Anthony is nog wat ongewennig. Ik heb net gezegd dat ik zelfmoord ga plegen als hij niet binnen 1 minuut reageerd.
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I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part


dies ook wel grappig
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:44:48 #114
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:43 schreef Mastertje het volgende:

Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Ik moest hardop lachen.

Zouden die gasten ook moeten lachen?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:45:15 #115
71721 Alexxxxx
Friespeuk
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Als er nu iemand met een niet-nederlands IP naar een Saab-bumper ging vragen, hoe zouden ze dan reageren?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:47:51 #116
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Bij jullie wel?

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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:47:53 #117
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Bob: My telephone is broken
Bob: can u help me
Bob: i live in the Netherlands
Bob: if u ignore me, ill commit suicide
Bob: and then ull be responsible for that
Denver: Okay...
Denver: Take care Bye
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:49:44 #118
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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raar zeg:

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You are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Constatine: hi, i know you are getting lots of prank-chats... i can make them stop if you want
Constatine: i will tell them to stop.. would you like that?
Jose: No
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:50:15 #119
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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volgens mij lachen ze zich daar ook dood
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  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:50:25 #120
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