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  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:41:37 #43
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:38 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
Ze shippen wel naar Duitsland en Engeland
en France
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Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sven: hey
Sven: do you like Knäckebröd?
Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands?
Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long
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Nah, zo lang voor gewacht
ijs_beer fan!
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klik of klik

Die versturen wel naar Nederland.
HendrikJan de Tuinman, die schoffelt wat an!
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Ok knippen is niet mijn beste vak btw .
ijs_beer fan!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44:37 #48
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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wat een aso's:

Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Frans_Bauer: hello
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Frans_Bauer: do you ship to germany?
Anthony: Can you tell me the part that you are looking to purchase from us .
Frans_Bauer: PCV Oil Trap, do you ship that part to germany?
Frans_Bauer: Kind Sir, can you tell me if u ship that part to germany, europe?
Anthony: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Frans_Bauer: yes
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  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44:41 #49
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
casper2: Hello bob
Bob: Hi
casper2: i want to order you naked can you ship yourself to new york ?
Bob: Please mind your words...
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:43 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sven: hey
Sven: do you like Knäckebröd?
Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands?
Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long
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Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachen
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47:06 #51
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:45 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

[..]

Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachen
Baggeren in KLB is fout eh
onz it is
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47:25 #52
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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die denken van: PCV OIL TRAP is ons beste product
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ze hebben geen Oil Trap en de Gaskets zijn ook even niet leverbaar

- En zoals pijn ook een vorm van voelen is, laat kou me weten dat ik wist wat warmte was.
- Ik ben de reden voor wie voor zijn lijden reden zoekt!
- Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life is about.
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Michael: Yes, I am Michael from Amsterdam. I want to make an order. Howmuch does it cost to send it here?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Michael: Are you bored yet with all the people I sent at you?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Michael: I've seen Simon, and Bob, and you! Are there any more
Michael: (are you are robot?)
Jose: I am Live
Michael: Is American your native language?
Jose: Yep:)
Michael: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
Jose: Sorry, no
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:50:16 #55
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Cindy: i have a complain about this service talking to Jose. He doesn't help me at all.
Cindy: i want to know which colour the Volvo Turbo Hose s
Simon: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Cindy: yes
Cindy: where do i see the part number
Cindy: engine B21 Description: Turbo Hose
Cindy: Price: $11.12
Simon: IT fits Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Simon: Model: 240
Simon: Sorry, we do not have the information about the color
Cindy: damn i think i order it anyways
Cindy: where can i leave a complain about Jose?
Cindy: i think i'm gonna send an e-mail
Cindy: what's the adress?
Cindy: Hello Simon?
Cindy: SIMON?
Cindy: i want to order??
Simon: I suggest you to e-mail sales@alloempartsinc.com
Cindy: ok thanks this was a test
Cindy: too see if you doing your job well
Cindy: jose failed
Simon: We will train him
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Cindy: good luck with him

Ik denk ik pak een vrouwen naam en het werkt. Echter vorige keren kreeg ik elke keer Jose te spreken. Die zegt gewoon meteen dat ie niet shipped en sluit dan het gesprek af.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:50:30 #56
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Anthony: hi bob,
Anthony: can you tell me if you ship parts to germany?
Bob: Part Number ?
Anthony: PCV Oil Trap
Anthony: model 240
Anthony: hello are you still there?
Anthony: hello??????
Anthony: i got to go to the toilet, hurry up or i'll take a dump on my chair
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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Olga: hi
Olga: i would like to order a product
Simon: Thank you
Simon: Part name please?
Olga: well i would like to know something first
Olga: are you a real person?
Olga: becuese i dont like talking to a bot
Olga: hello?
Olga: im waiting
Simon: Yes, bot
Olga: you are a bot?
Olga: do you like Knäckebröd?
Olga: do you guys sell Knäckebröd?
Olga: i need Knäckebröd
Olga: where are you located?
Olga: i WANT Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED Knäckebröd
Olga: hey
Olga: asshole
Olga: i
Olga: need
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: HEY YOU
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED IT
Olga: IKEA
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: IKEA
Simon: We do not have Knäckebröd
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Simon: IKEA
Olga: im sorry
Olga: for being so rude
Simon: NP
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Olga: well i would like it if people shout at me
Olga: wouldnt
Simon: We do not have shouting people
Olga: i mean dont people say bad things about you?
Simon: Our people do not say
Olga: i think i like you
Olga: would you like a date with me
Olga: im swedish


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Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:54:59 #59
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
hans: hello jose
Jose: Hi
hans: Can u tell me with how many people you chat at the moment ?
Jose: Depends..
hans: on what ?
Jose: On chat
hans: How many people are working at your office ?
hans: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
hans: yeah
hans: i will shoot u to dead
hans: and i hate bush
hans: go tell the FBI u bastard
Jose: Are you in Marina Del Rey, California, United States.?
hans: yes
Jose: Great:)
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:56:23 #60
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:51 schreef crackhead het volgende:
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
hans: I want to order a big dildo
Jose: Okay...
hans: Wanna join ?
Jose: ?
Jose: For ?
hans: s#x with me and my friends
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Mn schoenen uit Amerika werden ook niet naar NL geshipt, gelukkig wilden mensen uit mn clan t sturen, zekers chill
† The 3 Kings †
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:57:17 #62
30156 Emme-r-tje
Bucket is my name...
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die "bots" hebben de dag van hun leven..
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Live-chat by LIVEPERSON
Bagger-botjes..
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? Š
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
BillClinton: Hi, did you vote Liberal or Democrate?
BillClinton: I wonder, cause my red nose glowed when I entered your volvo site.
BillClinton: And I just had to ask
BillClinton: Oh, and I need an Oil Trap for my volvo 240 B230F. Do you have it in stock?
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
BillClinton: Yeah, Let's see. Jose. She's not very good at english. Is English her native language?
BillClinton: Or is Jose a man?
Simon: He is Kevin jose
Simon: Male
BillClinton: Oh, so he's native english?
BillClinton: Do you have a lot of people calling then? Your reply takes a while
Simon: Yes, He does not know any other language
Simon: He only know english
BillClinton: ah ok ok... do you get payed a lot for this job?
BillClinton: I might want to work for the same company

...


Volgende keer als je Jose ziet, zeg Kevin
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:00:21 #65
45180 Dennis_enzo
Geen usericon nee
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Dennis: Hi
Dennis: I like beans
Dennis: do you?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: asl?
Bob: Hmmm..
Dennis: whats your phone number, bob?
Dennis: do you ship to penisland?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: do you like heineken?
Dennis: do you ship to the netherlands?
Dennis: hello?
Bob: Why ?
Dennis: i want to buy a pijp
Dennis: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Dennis: do you want to sell it ?
Dennis: or are you too attached?
Bob: Yes
Dennis: why?
Ook geen sig dus
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Björn: Hello! My brother Sven was here a while ago. Do you still have enough Knäckebröd?
Björn: hehe, no seriously.. I wish to order a part for my Volvo
Jose: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Björn: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Jose: Go head
Jose: Order
Björn: Yes! But I wasn't clear wheter you ship to my country, I am located in Europe at the moment!
Björn: Had a small accident with a mountain goat in Finland
Jose: Sorry we do not ship
Björn: So I desperately need the part so I can drive to my grandmother to bring her her Knäckebröd.
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
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Nee het zijn geen botjes, gewoon een bedrijf dat mensen dat laten doen, bekijk die demo maar
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:03:14 #68
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
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Hilarisch
Geef me es een hint... Nee, geen stille...
Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
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Simon zegt niks meer .
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:06:11 #70
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
osamabillhandel: hello bob t
osamabillhandel: Thanks for the quick reaction
osamabillhandel: i think the FBI is going to get me
osamabillhandel: will u take care of my shop ?
Bob: Yes..if I file a complaint
osamabillhandel: ok fill it in


te erg
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
jose: hello?i need some help
jose: im looking for kevin is he there?
Bob: No
jose: jose is his other name
jose: is he there?
jose: this is his boyfriend
jose: i want him to come home this instand
Bob: Okay
jose: thanks
jose: you will send him right?


en toen stilte
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:07:13 #72
85919 Likkende_Lassie
Doe eens wat aan je ondertitel
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Prachtig dit!!!!! hahahah
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LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? Š
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Doron: I am afraid currently we do not have any of them online at this point.
Doron: But they will be back within 3 hours.
Me: But there is no operator side script? Because the replies the chat made was the same everytime, with poor grammar, and seriously, I can't tell these days
Me: 3 hours? nighttime there?
Doron: Yes, during week days our sales department is working 24 hours a day.
Doron: However, during weekend they are not working night shifts.
Doron: On the operator side you can also use a set of canned responses, instead of typing the same messages over and over again.
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? Š
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Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erikkll: I was wondering, do you ship to Holland?
erikkll: hello?
erikkll: I don't like being ignored
erikkll: Or not being answered to in general.
erikkll: I don't think i like your company.
erikkll: They have pretty bad service, so to see.
Jose:
erikkll: where are you located?
Jose: Sorry we do not ship to Holland.
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
erikkll: I noticed, but you should! your parts are needed badly here! you must've noticed!
erikkll: Hamilton. What's the weather like, over there?
erikkll: I'm guessing you're very busy.
Jose: Great
erikkll: yes? what's the time? it's 2.07 am here!
Jose: OOps!!!
Jose: 8:00
erikkll: pm?
Jose: AM
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:07 schreef Vampess het volgende:
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
Ik vraag het me echt af
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine

Connection closed
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13:11 #78
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bhai: Hello?
Jose: Hi
Bhai: Do u speak Dutch?
Jose: Sorry, No
Bhai: Kutwijf
Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees
Jose: May I know where you are located ?
Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:(
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!


Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13:22 #79
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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Patricia: you do this as a regular job or do you have more jobs?
Bob: No
Patricia: hahaha
Patricia: your jobs sucks dick
Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad?
Patricia: fuck him
Bob: Oka
Patricia: oka?
Bob: Yes
Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers
Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude
Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions.
Bob: Okay
Patricia: hahah
Patricia: priceless
Patricia: i don't think you are real
Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer
Bob: Why ?
Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers
Bob: fine
Patricia: your fine with that?
Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real
Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken?
Bob: Ohhh
Patricia: What ohhh?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13:23 #80
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:10 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine

Connection closed
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Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
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