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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Paul Medema who sent us this bozo criminal story from Orange County, California. It seems a bozo criminal is stopped by police on his way home from a party. It is obvious to the police that the bozo is drunk, so they ask him to get out of the car and walk a straight line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares the report of a robbery taking place at a house just down the street. The police tell the party animal to stay put while they run down the street to the robbery. The bozo is left waiting outside the police car. He waits and waits and finally decides to drive himself home. He gets home safely and goes straight to bed, only to be awakened a short time later by the police knocking at his door. Bozo answers and at first denies that he had ever left the house that night. Police ask if they can see his car. Without asking why, the bozo takes the police to the garage where they find the police car parked, with its lights still flashing. The drunk bozo had driven the police car home instead of his own and had never noticed the difference.

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Bozo criminal for today also is the winner of our Bozo Excuse of the Month. From Toronto, Canada comes the story of bozo Jason Davidson who was on leave from the army and decided to visit Toronto. He was arrested and charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest and insulting the police. Our bozo pleaded guilty to the charges but claimed it wasn't his fault. He says it's all because of the Canadian beer, which is stonger than the Amercian stuff, and therefore made him drunker than usual. Maybe it made him stupider, too.