quote:

Oh, johnny wishes he was famous
Spends his time alone in the basement
With lennon and cobain and
A guitar and a stereo

quote:

Had to tighten it up / Like the Drells and Archie Bell

quote:

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!

quote:

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

quote:

Op zaterdag 15 april 2006 00:52 schreef GLO het volgende:
The Exploited - Sid Vicious Was Innocent

Ik weet niet of we hier mogen spreken van muzikant, maar goed...

quote:

Op zaterdag 15 april 2006 10:21 schreef Doc het volgende:
Trockener Kecks - Niet alle meisjes zijn verliefd op Kors

http://www.kecks.nl/text/nietkors.html

Ja natuurlijk, legendarisch nummer

Dan mag ook niet ontbreken:

quote:

Op zaterdag 15 april 2006 16:14 schreef SevenWonders het volgende:
Ging Shine on you Crazy Diamonf niet over Syd Barret?

quote:

Op zaterdag 15 april 2006 17:00 schreef placebeau het volgende:
eigenlijk zou iemand een lijst moeten maken.

quote:

Gekleed in een vijgenblad van schuim
Vliegt Dylan door het hemelruim,
speelt hymnen op zijn harp en gouden luit

quote:

Daar speelt de blikken blazersband
Die meer dan honderd nummers kent

quote:

Ze zei iets dat ik moeilijk kon verstaan
Een man zat met een radio te spelen
Die mij daarop vierstemmig mee kwam delen
Dat liefde alles was wat 'k nodig had

quote:

I saw Nick Drake
At the corner of time and motion
I caught his eye
And he caught mine
I said "You're tall."
He said "No taller than tomorrow's ocean."
I saw Nick Drake
And he was fine

I saw Nick Drake
As we were carrying the ice together
I saw his face
Beneath the glass
The net was gone
And all the strawberries of English weather
I saw him pass
Right through this place

I saw Nick Drake
The habits of a lifetime
Will lay you low
Into your grave
And when you're gone
You take the whole world with you
I saw Nick Drake
I saw him wave

And we're in bloom

quote:

Op zondag 16 april 2006 12:49 schreef BUG80 het volgende:
Ane Brun - Gillian played me a song

Over Gillian Welch.

quote:

She filled my head with the awful noise
Of her disappointment and the Pet Shop Boys

quote:

People flocked like cattle to Seattle
After Kurt Cobain
And before him the rain

Hendrix played guitar just like an animal
Who's trapped inside a cage
And one day he escaped

quote:

Op dinsdag 18 april 2006 20:04 schreef Uzumaki_Naruto het volgende:
David Bowie-Song For Bob Dylan

quote:

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby... like you
Ooh
Ooh yeah... dirt bag
No she doesn't know what she's missin

quote:

There was Frankie Lyman-Bobby Fuller-Mitch Ryder
(They were Rockin')
Jackie Wilson-Shangri-las-Young Rascals
(They were Rockin')
Spotlight on Martha Reeves
Let's don't forget James Brown
Rockin' in the U.S.A.

quote:

Op woensdag 19 april 2006 07:10 schreef cafca het volgende:
John Cougar Mellencamp - R.O.C.K. in the USA

Een tribute aan oude rockers:
[..]

quote:

I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use, well, never mind

I been Phil Spectored, resurrected
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
And all of my wealth won't buy me health
So I smoke a pint of tea a day

I knew a man, his brain so small
He couldn't think of nothing at all
He's not the same as you and me
He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain't got no culture
But it's alright, ma
Everybody must get stoned

I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone

quote:

Op vrijdag 21 april 2006 01:40 schreef Komakie het volgende:

Over de zanger van Nine inch Nails.

quote:

Op vrijdag 21 april 2006 01:41 schreef bukgeit het volgende:

[..]

Alice In Chains dan toch zeker?

quote:

Op vrijdag 21 april 2006 01:50 schreef kingjotte het volgende:
Acda en de Munnik - Laat Me Slapen, over John Lennon.

quote:

Op vrijdag 21 april 2006 01:44 schreef LennyKravitz het volgende:
Acda & De Munnik - Ren Lenny Ren... (natuurlijk Lenny Kuhr... niet mijzelf)

quote:

Op vrijdag 21 april 2006 02:09 schreef bukgeit het volgende:
We lijken de Muziek-over-andere-muzikanten-politie wel

quote:

I wanna be Bob Dylan

quote:

Op woensdag 19 april 2006 00:45 schreef Sjoewe het volgende:
Weezer- Teenage Dirtbag

quote:

when i think of you you know i think of rotten fruit
the world would be a better place if you were born a mute
that old time rock n roll is something we could do without
Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger right now

I like to take your records and i throw them in the trash
i wanna cut your brakes and make your tour bus crash
you think you're like a rocker i dont get you any how
Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger right now

when i think of you you know i think of rotten fruit, KILL
the world would be a better place if you were born a mute
that old time rock n roll song is something we could do without
Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger Right Now. OOOHHHH
kill die, kill die, kill die, kill bob die.

quote:

We're going to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been

God I really hate this music
I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel
If there is a God in heaven
I'm sure that band will burn in hell

quote:

The drummer from Def Leppard only got one arm (x4)

quote:

I love stabbin' people, def leppard remember them
when I cut their fuckin drummers are off, you can ask'em

quote:

Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin whore
One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass
stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks

quote:

She's into Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

quote:

I was in front of the bloke shooting at the Nas show
But they weren't shooting at him it was honor that night though
We don't shoot idols happily shoot instead
Up my road the police just thought are you dead
'Cause they guessed he might of been a bit of a terrorist
Does this bomb look big in this bag then but we love Biggy, Johnny Cash and Stevie Wonder
It's no Biggy we got no cash and its no wonder
'Cause I'm proud we gave you people like John Lennon
Even though you shot him as well

quote:

We were drivin through West Texas
The land of beef and pork
Where they tend the hides of leather
We wear back in New York
In a pasture, along a roadside
Behind a brokedown shack
On a dusky side of evening
We saw a figure dressed in black

And we don't mean to sound like we're trippin
But we swear to God
We saw Lou Reed cow tippin
Cow tippin

Hey Lou, "Is that you?"
She said as we pulled to the shoulder
He just said, "Go screw."
And then he turned and tipped one over
Under a spitshine Western sky
The color of blue varnish
Hey it's like Fellini
Actually I'm thinkin more like Jim Jarmusch

And we can't say how much we've been sippin
But we swear to God
We saw Lou Reed cow tippin
Cow tippin

I got cops on the cell
I said I got a little story to tell
Lou Reed is in the cow pen
They said, Oh no! Not again!

And we hope our perceptions isn't slippin
But we swear to God
We saw Lou Reed cow tippin
Cow tippin

Cow tippin
Cow tippin
Cow tippin
You really think that was Lou Reed?
Cow tippin
I'm sure it was, he was wearing black Levis
Cow tippin
I thought he was a vegetarian
Cow tippin
He's just tippin them over, he wasn't eating them
Cow tippin
Oh
Cow tippin

quote:

Op zondag 9 april 2006 01:09 schreef bukgeit het volgende:
CKY - Bon Jovi

quote:

Op zaterdag 29 mei 2004 17:53 schreef menjo het volgende:
Nerf Herder - Van Halen
Pavement - Range Life
[..]

en Stupid Girl van Neil Young schijnt over Joni MItchell te gaan

quote:

I'm brutalized by bass and terrorized by Treble

quote:

Then they go to Rough Trade
To buy Siouxsie and the Banshees
They heard John Peel play it
Just the other night
They'd like to buy the O level single
or Read about Seymour
But they're not pressed in red
So they buy The Lurkers instead

quote:

But they got two fifty to go and see The Clash
Tonight!

quote:

Op zondag 14 mei 2006 23:53 schreef bukgeit het volgende:
TV Personalities - Part Time Punks
[..]


[..]

quote:

2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10
Well that’s my phone number
It’s quite easy to remember
You can call me anytime, anytime you want
I’ll be there
My name is David, and now that’s a name
So easy to remember, since there’s so many stars called David
Like David Bowie
And David eeerm...

quote:

Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:32 schreef Mark het volgende:
fIREHOSE - For the singer of R.E.M.

quote:

Op vrijdag 12 maart 2004 01:11 schreef bukgeit het volgende:
fIREHOSE - For The Singer Of R.E.M.

quote:

Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:04 schreef bukgeit het volgende:

[..]

Ik moet die lijst nu maar 'ns gaan maken.
[..]

quote:

While Nat King Cole sings "Welcome To My World"......

quote:

Mijn spel is net Jan Vayne
Mijn zang is Net King Cole
... net Nat King Cole

quote:

Op woensdag 7 juni 2006 09:01 schreef cafca het volgende:
Elvis Costello - Suit of Lights:
[..]

en zo moest ook aan deze denken:
[..]

(Herman Finkers - De grootste slijmbal)

quote:

John and Mitchy were gettin' kind of itchy
Just to leave their folk music behind;
Zal and Denny workin' for a penny
Tryin' to get a fish on the line.
In a coffee house Sebastian sat,
And after every number they'd pass the hat.
McGuinn and McGuire just a-gettin' higher in L.A.,
You know where that's at.
And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

Zal he said, "Denny, you know there aren't many
Who can sing a song the way that you do; let's go south."
Denny said, "Zally, golly, don't you think that I wish
I could play guitar like you."
Zal, Denny, and Sebastian sat (at the Night Owl)
And after every number they'd pass the hat.
McGuinn and McGuire still a-gettin higher in L.A.,
You know where that's at.
And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

When Cass was a sophomore, planned to go to Swarthmore
But she changed her mind one day.
Standin' on the turnpike, thumb out to hitchhike,
"Take me to New York right away."
When Denny met Cass he gave her love bumps;
Called John and Zal and that was the Mugwumps.
McGuinn and McGuire couldn't get no higher
But that's what they were aimin' at.
And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

Mugwumps, high jumps, low slumps, big bumps---
Don't you work as hard as you play.
Make up, break up, everything is shake up;
Guess it had to be that way.
Sebastian and Zal formed the Spoonful;
Michelle, John, and Denny gettin' very tuneful.
McGuinn and McGuire just a-catchin' fire in L.A.,
You know where that's at.
And everybody's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

Broke, busted, disgusted, agents can't be trusted,
And Mitchy wants to go to the sea.
Cass can't make it; she says we'll have to fake it---
We knew she'd come eventually.
Greasin' on American Express cards;
Tents low rent, but keeping out the heat's hard.
Duffy's good vibrations and our imaginations
Can't go on indefinitely.
And California dreamin' is becomin' a reality...

quote:

Op donderdag 22 juni 2006 00:22 schreef bukgeit het volgende:
Scritti Politti - Would Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin)

quote:

Hang around with Axl Rose
Buy myself some brand new clothes

[..............]

I'm drinking Henessey
With Morrissey

quote:

Op vrijdag 21 april 2006 02:48 schreef _dirkjan_ het volgende:
live - people like you

over oa michael stipe

quote:

Op maandag 17 april 2006 10:29 schreef Knarf het volgende:
Vast al genoemd, maar toch.
1 van de grootste draken die er in muziek history bestaan:

Danny Mirror: I Remember Elvis Presley

(Wie was danny mirror ook alweer? En de andere grote vraag, hoeveel uur was Elvis dood, toen dit nummer uit kwam?)

quote:

Somebody play on the guitar strings
Makes me think of my favorite songs
Reminds me of when I heard Aretha sang
Gladys, Tina, and Chaka Khan
Can’t go back to yesterday
Can we just put the thongs away

Everybody knows that Marvin’s gone
Still I gotta tell you what’s going on
Said the music’s gone

Still hear Donny playin’ them keys
Sangin’ one day we’ll all be free
Can’t even turn on my radio
Somebody hollerin’ bout a bitch or a hoe

quote:

looking like a born again
living like a heretic
listening to Arthur Lee records
making all your friends feel so guilty
about their cynicism
and the rest of their generation
not even the government are gonna stop you now

quote:

Dead, Gay And Dropped

shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead
elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay
bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death,you're
dropped

you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've swallowed more cum than
rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady drivers,you're dead,you're
gay,you're dropped

pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're dead,mr. jessup,you're dead
michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred schneider,you're gay
sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're dropped,immolation,you're
dropped

you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've swallowed more cum than
truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru and dead world,you're
dead,you're gay,you're dropped.

quote:

Op zondag 20 augustus 2006 12:22 schreef bukgeit het volgende:
Cansei De Ser Sexy - Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above

quote:

Op zondag 20 augustus 2006 20:33 schreef Roltrapfee het volgende:
Woei en nog eentje van Anal Cunt die ik er niet tussen zag staan En ik vind deze nog wel zo lollig!
[..]

quote:

The radio was playing, Desmond Dekker was singing on the 43 bus as we climbed up the hill

quote:

I got a little bit of hope
Like a soap on a rope
Sweeter than sour
But getting thinner by the hour
Falling fast, and I'm running out of gas

Muggin on your sister!
Smart as Bobby Fischer!

Still I couldn't get arrested
Though I got more hooks
Than Madonna got looks
And just like that AC/DC song
Come on baby, shake me all night long

All I want to do
Is stay till early in the morning
(You know I love you baby)
And all I've got to say
Is your love's extra ordinary
You're extra ordinary, baby

Somebody push me through the door
I been sleeping on the floor
Thirty-one flavors, listen to the neighbors
Through the wall
At a debutante ball

Cumba lada vista!
Got a Mona Lisa!

So much for the late rent
Cause your money's spent
And it's cold inside
But just like that Barenaked Ladies' song
I'm hot like wasabi when I'm next to your body

All I want to do
Is stay till early in the morning
(You know I love you baby)
And all I've got to say, yeah
Is your love's extra ordinary
You're extra ordinary, baby

Ain't love such a sweet thing!
Ain't love such a sweet thing!

(Con fuego, baby ...)

All I want to do
Is stay till early in the morning
(You know I love you baby)
And all I've got to say, yeah
Is your love's extra ordinary
You're extra ordinary, baby

quote:

Now that every ball player wanna rap and every rapper wanna ball
I'm talkin shit one on one, I drop a dime on 'em all
Look I make records but when I get time ballin is my hobby
Ball playin rap dudes, none of y'all can stop me
Bow Wow's got game, but he's five foot three
Nice crossover dog, try that jive on me
Might need a little backup to hang with me
Fuck that, two on one - call Jermaine Dupri
Call Kriss Kross too, all four of y'all in
You're gonna have to do more than "Jump Jump" to win
Ice Cube, I love his work but on a court ain't nothin poppin
When my jump shot droppin I be like {*STEADY MOBBIN*}
Four, five niggaz in a mothership
Cube, take it to the rappin bring the jeri curl back
Timberlake is the man, for flashin Janet's tits
But his hoop game is so weak, even Magic can't assist
I saw Nelly playin ball but his game was sturrrr
One on one you wanna ball, we can ball RIGHT THURRR
Heard Latifah played in high school and she wanted state
Huh, I still swat a girl shot - I don't discriminate
Master P is a No Limit Soooooooldier (uhnnnnnh)
But I got the Old Maid crossover ('bout it, 'bout it)
Don't get it wrong I love P but I'ma take him to the lane
We can even have Pen & Pixel sponsor the game
Snoop Dogg wanna ball, we can do that fo shizzle
Hit a jump on at his grill on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
All you stars wanna be T-Mac, y'all got one thing in common
None of y'all wanna face the Zone..

quote:

let me tell ya'll what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it's a bitch, if you don't believe
listen up to my new cd
sham on

i got shit running through my brain
so intense that i can't explain
all alone in my white boy pain
shake your booty while the band complains

i'm rocking the suburbs
just like michael jackson did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
fixes all my shitty tracks

i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
when people break in the mcdonalds line
mom and dad you made me so uptight
i'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
i don't know how much i can take
girl give me something i can break

i'm rocking the suburbs
just like quiet riot did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that they were talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
fixes all my shitty tracks

in a haze these days
i pull up to the stoplight
i can feel that something's not right
i can feel that someone's blasting me
with hate and bass
sending dirty vibes my way
cause my great great great great grandad
made someone's great great great great grandaddy slaves
it wasn't my idea
it wasn't my idea
it never was my idea
i just drove to the store
for some preparation h

ya'll don't know what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
fuck

just like jon bon jovi did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
fixes all my shitty tracks these days
i'm rocking the suburbs
you'd better look out because i'm gonna say fuck

quote:

Op maandag 6 november 2006 13:40 schreef Berkery het volgende:
Mitch Benn & The Distractions

Everything sounds like Coldplay now

I may just have to murder James Blunt

Never went through a Smiths phase

Sometimes you just can't move for Elton John

Rock and roll hall of death:
[..]

quote:

Y a eu Antoine avant moi,
y a eu Dylan avant lui,

quote:

Men like Wilson, Barrett, Walker, Drake

quote:

I still have your letters, you used a pink pen to write them
And you would comfort me
when my tears would stain the ink
And I would send you mix tapes with Kate Bush on

quote:

Op donderdag 11 januari 2007 14:54 schreef schaap001 het volgende:
Een muzikant wil ik 'm niet echt noemen, maar toch Fred Astaire heeft in zijn films een fiks aantal liedjes gezongen en ook wat albums gemaakt, duss...

... en Lucky Boys Confusion heeft een liedje over 'm gemaakt, dat dus ook gewoon 'Fred Astaire´ heet:

You can call it anything you want the fact remains the same
I never got to be your Fred Astaire
You can lie to yourself and all your friends
And pretend that you don't care

quote:

Op dinsdag 16 januari 2007 11:01 schreef hello_goodbye het volgende:
The Beatles - Glass Onion (over henzelf , of eigenlijk over hoe anderen over hen speculeerden).

quote:

While Frank Sinatra sings "Stormy Weather"
The flies and spiders get along together
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record

quote:

Sometimes a Jimi Thing slides my way and keeps me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
And I sure don't care if you do or don't like it
Brother chaos rule all about
Sometimes I walk there
Yes, God knows, sometimes I take a bus there
Shouldn't care I shouldn't care bereaved as I'm feeling

quote:

Queen - I Go Crazy

So I ain't gonna go see no Rolling Stones - no more - no more
I don't wanna go to see Queen - no more - no more
I ain't gonna go see them Rolling Stones - no more - no more
I don't wanna go and see Queen - no more - no more - no more - no more

quote:

For theres Basie, Miller, Satchmo
And the king of all Sir Duke
And with a voice like Ella's ringing out
Theres no way the band can lose

quote:

Op woensdag 19 april 2006 00:45 schreef Sjoewe het volgende:
Weezer- Teenage Dirtbag
[..]

Goed topic

quote:

Then I see a darkness
You see the blinding light
Will Oldham's in the corner moaning
"Can't you write your own lines"

quote:

Oh I have felt
Cobain’s sarcoma
Growing on
This will of mine
To drag me down
Into the water
The joy i feel
Before i drown

And the lord’s hand moves on the scheme of my nerves
In the chemicals swimming and the substance of the earth
His love so great but the soul singers spurn him
To sing their love to some unknown reckless girl

They sing to great
Queen heroina
The comfort that
She warms them with
Their music swells
With all their yearning
They are ashamed
To sing for him

Who has built these shells that our spirits knock inside
And weep for their release in the onrush of the tide
Of the lord’s great seas that will boil when he returns
To pluck us off the face of this sad and dirty world

I saw sam cooke
And Ian Curtis
At the door
Of his golden realm
They sang his name
Sweet lord in heaven
And then the lord
He let them in

quote:

Op vrijdag 24 augustus 2007 11:26 schreef schaap001 het volgende:
Geen song, maar een albumtitel:

Against Me! Is Reinventing Axl Rose - Against Me!

[afbeelding]

quote:

~~~~

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.

~~~~~~

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - Just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The Next Big Thing - Just a band.

~~~~

quote:

He needs a quiet room
With a lock to keep him in
It's just a quiet room
And he's there

He plays an old guitar
With a coin found by the phone
It was his friends guitar
That he played

He's never been in love
But he knows just what love is
He said nevermind
And no-one speaks

He thinks he drinks too much
Cos when he tells his too best friends
'I think I drink too much'
No-one speaks
No-one speaks
No-one speaks

He plays an old guitar
With a coin found by the phone
It was his friends guitar
That he played

When he plays
No-one speaks
No-one speaks
When he plays
No-one speaks

quote:

Op vrijdag 9 november 2007 14:54 schreef CANARIS het volgende:
k mis de twee beoreomdste

By by Miss American Pie , van Don Mc Clean voor Buddy Holly
en
Killing me Softly van Roberta Flack voor Don Mc Clean

quote:

Op vrijdag 9 november 2007 14:55 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

[..]

daar komen toch geen namen in voor

quote:

Op vrijdag 9 november 2007 20:18 schreef Relayer het volgende:
"Jump", said Yoko Ono
"I'm scared and too good looking", I cried
Roger Waters - 5.01AM (The pros and cons of hitch-hiking)

quote:

"Jump", said Yoko
"Oh no! I'm scared and too good looking", I cried

quote:

It was a weekend's eve,
I had sex on my breath
I was lookin' for somethin' to see.
With a borrowed black
leather and my best fishin' hat.
Well it was just Wendy O. and me.

quote:

op vakantie naar IJsland
om eens even lekker uit te waaien
ik zag haar lopen met condooms in de hand
en ik dacht dat wil ik wel even naaien
ik sprak haar aan het was een boerenmeid
ze heette Björk en was neukbereid
ze vroeg één tientje dat was niet duur
toen ik haar kutje likte smaakte het wat duur

het is misschien wat moeilijk te snappen
zij had een kittelaar klaar om in te happen
de kittelaar van Björk smaakte naar een augurk
khad nog nooit zo'n ding gezien daarvan lust ik er wel tien
met zo'n speciale clitoris wil ik alles doen wat lekker goor is

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Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

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Op dinsdag 6 maart 2012 15:01 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
Volgensmij het 2de voorbeeld wat in deel 1 genoemd werd maar wel een leuk voorbeeld.

Ohnee ik lieg post nr 15

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Op dinsdag 6 maart 2012 15:05 schreef Ulx het volgende:

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links or it wasn't posted.