[Centraal ] American Idol Prono

We are LIVE in the Kodak theatre! Who is going to be our Next American Idol Prono Winner? In the past fourteen weeks TWENTY talented young people have participated in our show. Tonight we'll find out who has the greatest prediction skills. My name is Ryan Seacrest, and you are watching Ameeeeerican Idoooolllllll.

But first, say hello to our beloved judges: Raaaaandy Jackson ^{(crowd applauds),} Paula ^{(some confused cheers)} and Simon Cowell (Ryan rolls eyes, crowd goes wild).

What do you think about this seasons's contestants, Randy?

Yo dawg, I think we've got the best talent EVER this year! We've got HAWT ones this season! They're in the DAWG pound! Yo!

And you Paula? Do you think this season's contestants are better than those of last year?

Well Randy, every season I think that they couldn't possibly do any better. But they do - they look wonderful! Look at their dresses, their haircuts! The contestants really touched my soul this season. (Starts crying). They are wonderful! Ohhh Simon! Stop it! Don't make fun of my deep joyful feelings! Hiccup!

Simon, stop teasing Paula for once - accept the fact that she is not attracted to you. Tell me, who do you think is going to win tonight?

Well first off Ryan, you look bloody dreadful in that suit. Truly horrendous. Did your mother choose that outfit for you or did it come for free with the deep pan pizza you ate last night? But, to be frank with you and with America, I believe the only true winner on this show is me. That's right, me. I'm a balmy, gilt-edged chap, and my shirts are ostensible. Oh, don't start boo'ing on me! It's true!

The moment is here, ladies and gentleman. The moment you've all been waiting for. Who is going to be the next American Idol Prono Winner? Find out.... after the break.

-Commercials-

And we're back, liiiiive in the Kodak Theatre. Contestants, may I ask you to form two groups?

Woutf, Andiyan, californian_dreamer, Danzig, maartena, AlohaXa, Bliksemschigt, R_ON, superhero87 and Seiruu, please stand on my left side.

CrazyDutchPunK, Tom_Tom-, Sneeze, -tK-, Dolfg, Mereltje, charmed_angel, OurLadyPeace, Cee and LeBeau, please stand on the right.

One of these groups is going home tonight.

The group, that is going home tonight, is....

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Woutf, Andiyan, californian_dreamer, Danzig, maartena, AlohaXa, Bliksemschigt, R_ON, superhero87 and Seiruu. You are leaving American Idol.

(Audience goes "boo", Paula bursts out in tears.)

--> Woutf, Andiyan, californian_dreamer, Danzig, maartena, AlohaXa, Bliksemschigt, R_ON, superhero87 and Seiruu do a medley.

Contestants, please stand next to each other. I am now going to announce who wins the American Idol Prono!

(Lights dim, crowd goes quiet.)

Sneeze! You must pack your bags and leave the stage immediately! With 830 points you would have WON the American Idol Prono! However, your participation is ILLEGAL since you have close ties with the American Idol Prono Management!

(Crowd looks shocked. Sneeze runs away, crying wildly.)

Nine beautiful people stand before me. But only one of them can win the title of American Idol Prono Winner. I am now going to call the names of the people that did NOT win the title.
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Dolfg. You had 250 points and came in ninth.
_{(Dolfg smiles into camera, winking like Constantine. Girl in audience faints.)}


Mereltje. You had 335 points and came in eigth.
_{(Mereltje has a hard time refraining from crying. She runs towards Simon for comfort.)}


CrazyDutchPunk. You had 365 points and came in seventh.
_{(CrazyDutchPunk smoothly walks off, two of the three Sugababes (who magically turned into boys) on his side.)}


Charmed_Angel. You had 380 points and came in sixth.
_{(Charmed_Angel waves towards camera, then quickly yells "PEACE IN IRAQ! BUSH IS A SUCKAAAAA" before she is pulled backstage.)}


Tom_Tom-. You had 405 points and came in fifth.
_{(Tom_Tom- goes "humph", says 'Katharine', and starts puking to make a point.)}


Cee. You had 465 points and came in fourth.
_{(Cee nods, like he knew it all along. Then he vanishes into nothingness.)}


LeBeau. You had 510 points and came in third.
_{(LeBeau says something that is immediately beeped away. People in audience look shocked. He tries to reveal his nipple, but is dragged off stage.)}



Our final two, ladies and gentlemen! OurLadyPeace and -tK-! They BOTH win a small prize! But who is the next American Idol Prono Winner?


OurLadyPeace, you had 565 points!
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-tK-, you had 610 points and WIN the American Idol Prono!


--> -tK- starts singing, confetti comes out of the air.


Good job guys! Come again next year! Congratulations to -tK- for winning the American Idol Prono!

Wait.. this just got in. Mereltje, get off Simon's lap! YOU win our lucky loser prize! Even though you made predictions nearly every week, you had the fewest points! Congratulations!

Mail to fokamericanidol@gmail.com to claim your prize!


^{Final Results:
#1 -tK- (610 points)
#2 OurLadyPeace (565 points)
#Lucky Loser: Mereltje}

[ Bericht 66% gewijzigd door Sneeze op 30-05-2006 15:05:29 ]