ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
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Omg duurde ff voordat ik het door had, het is dus een kontneuker met vibrerende ballen en swing-lulquote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 14:44 schreef tonks het volgende:
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quote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 14:44 schreef tonks het volgende:
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Je zal die dingen maar als een of andere wetback capullo voor $3.50 p/u je hele leven in elkaar moeten draaien.
( zie avater )
iets beter:quote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 18:02 schreef Gebleekte het volgende:
Zo is het net of die lul een sigaar is ( zie avater )
[ Bericht 2% gewijzigd door Mastertje op 25-03-2006 20:19:57 ]
Wat is dit voor graafmachine joh?!quote:
Roma Bastardi..!! Vaffanculo..!!
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Van die site:quote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 19:18 schreef gateh het volgende:
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ik zou het niet willen weten wat daarmee gebeurd
Unus uitrekken dusquote:ANAL SPECULUM
Code: 3000000825
Category: Speculums
Description:
Stainless steel, spring loaded, screw adjustable, indentation grips on handle
Handle length 10 cm
specula max insertion 7.0 cm
specula widest opening 3.0 cm
diameter approx. 6.0 cm
fu-cking geil gewoonquote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 19:18 schreef gateh het volgende:
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ik zou het niet willen weten wat daarmee gebeurd
wtf
Before R. Kelly had his teens.. Wutang had their cream
Slick Rick had his rings... crack rock had it's fiends
Martin Luther had his dreams, Stevie Wonder could sing
or Elvis was king, Hip Hop was on the scene
Slick Rick had his rings... crack rock had it's fiends
Martin Luther had his dreams, Stevie Wonder could sing
or Elvis was king, Hip Hop was on the scene
Knoflookpers. Je lul is de stamper.quote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 19:18 schreef gateh het volgende:
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ik zou het niet willen weten wat daarmee gebeurd
Je plaatjes worden steeds erger.quote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 20:25 schreef tonks het volgende:
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Hendig! op afstand te bedienen!
Giftig, Fel
Agressief en
Razendsnel
Agressief en
Razendsnel
OH MIJN GOD
Mr. Jack with Mustache
What it is: A rubber jack-off sleeve for men, shaped like a male mouth and chin, fringed with a gay-boy clone 'stache in convincing fake hair.
What it does: Lets you pretend you're getting sucked off by the leather biker dude from the Village People.
Who uses it: The construction worker dude from the Village People.
Other uses: Entertaining ventriloquism toy - move his mouth and make him talk in funny voices.
4-Point Sling Stand
Collapsible 4-Point Sling Stand and carry bag. Stand folds down and fits into duffel bag for easy mobility. Sling stand assembles in approximately 5 minutes. Needs just 4 x 6 feet of floor space and NO hooks in the ceiling. Use it in a hotel room or bring it to play parties. Conveniently stores under the bed. Can hold up to 250 lbs. Height of stand is approximately 6.6 feet.
Works well with our leather sling.
Spinning Sex Swing with Stand
The Spinning Sex Swing is a newer version of the love swing. We like the new leopard design material and we feel the new cool 360 degree-spinning feature is worth the additional cost. Don't worry about putting holes in your walls, the new stand takes care of it. This free-standing steel sex swing stand supports up to 400 lbs! The wide stance provides total stability and freedom of movement. The steel loops can be used for bondage applications. Stand assembles and disassembles in less than 10 minutes and comes with an assembly tool (no additional tools required). Compact components can be easily stored or transported when not in use.
Collapsible 4-Point Sling Stand and carry bag. Stand folds down and fits into duffel bag for easy mobility. Sling stand assembles in approximately 5 minutes. Needs just 4 x 6 feet of floor space and NO hooks in the ceiling. Use it in a hotel room or bring it to play parties. Conveniently stores under the bed. Can hold up to 250 lbs. Height of stand is approximately 6.6 feet.
Works well with our leather sling.
Spinning Sex Swing with Stand
The Spinning Sex Swing is a newer version of the love swing. We like the new leopard design material and we feel the new cool 360 degree-spinning feature is worth the additional cost. Don't worry about putting holes in your walls, the new stand takes care of it. This free-standing steel sex swing stand supports up to 400 lbs! The wide stance provides total stability and freedom of movement. The steel loops can be used for bondage applications. Stand assembles and disassembles in less than 10 minutes and comes with an assembly tool (no additional tools required). Compact components can be easily stored or transported when not in use.
The Fist
What it is: "The arm with fist is a replica of a real man's arm and is 15 inches long, 9 inches around and 3 inches wide."
What it does: You know the phrase "tear you a new one"? This will do the trick.
Who uses it: Whoever they are, you can bet they'll be walking funny the next day.
Other uses: Knock-out right hook.
The FistWhat it is: "The arm with fist is a replica of a real man's arm and is 15 inches long, 9 inches around and 3 inches wide."
What it does: You know the phrase "tear you a new one"? This will do the trick.
Who uses it: Whoever they are, you can bet they'll be walking funny the next day.
Other uses: Knock-out right hook.
Lil' Chef Massager
What it is: "Lil' Chef Massager is a perfect disguised toy! When he sits on your night table, no one will know but you what surprises lie under his hat!"
What it does: It's supposed to be a cleverly disguised vibrator, but why would anybody have a "Lil' Chef" in their bedroom?
Who uses it: Bored housewives who spend all day watching the Food Network, fantasizing about Emeril and rack of lamb.
Other uses: Play character in Fischer-Price or Lego toy sets.
Lil' Chef MassagerWhat it is: "Lil' Chef Massager is a perfect disguised toy! When he sits on your night table, no one will know but you what surprises lie under his hat!"
What it does: It's supposed to be a cleverly disguised vibrator, but why would anybody have a "Lil' Chef" in their bedroom?
Who uses it: Bored housewives who spend all day watching the Food Network, fantasizing about Emeril and rack of lamb.
Other uses: Play character in Fischer-Price or Lego toy sets.
Wat is dat dan voor notenkraker?!quote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 20:43 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
Ball Crusher Attachment for Ball Weights
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Giftig, Fel
Agressief en
Razendsnel
Agressief en
Razendsnel
Een pijnlijke, from the looks of it.quote:Op zaterdag 25 maart 2006 21:03 schreef Ratelslangetje het volgende:
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Wat is dat dan voor notenkraker?!
This fun variation on the FleshLight comes in a plastic shell made like a beer can. Unscrew the cap of this "Tigertail Ale" to reveal a supple, fleshy insert with an opening in the shape of a mouth. The Real-Feel Super Skin material is velvety soft and 100% safe, and it's pleasantly scented for extra enjoyment. Functionally similar to the FleshLight, but smaller and without a rear cap to control suction. Overall length 7.5 inches (2.75 inch diameter).
F.K.A. SuperwormJim
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