ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
deze vent mept zo hard..
elke keer als hij (met vlakke hand) een klap geeft hoor je een geluid alsof een leger aan overgewichtige naakte vrouwen met een trampoline ter groote van NY in een glazen plaat ter groote van Rusland gecatapult worden !! : (
als Chuck norris Bud spencer zou roundhouse kicken, zo hij zn pote breke!
en dan zou Bud spencer Chuck norris een klap geve, zo hard dat de snor van Chuck norris zelfs na Bud spencer zn dood nog aan Bud spencer zn hand vastzit!
(ja hij is al dood nou en ga huilie)
gotverdomme
ga deze man adoreren.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Ik las Bud, en moest direct denken aan Bud Bundy, die iedereen ownt. Behalve die andere Bundy, Ted.
As the officer took her away, she recalled that she asked,
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
....nou en, bud spencer ruleerd
als je bud niet kent...
http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=bud+spencer&btnG=Google+zoeken&meta=
bekeer.
als je bud niet kent...
http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=bud+spencer&btnG=Google+zoeken&meta=
bekeer.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Bud spencer
Bud Bundy regelt nog meer vrouwen
Bud Bundy regelt nog meer vrouwen
Wii-nummer: 3964-8145-1574-4580
Pm me als je me hebt toegevoegd!
Pm me als je me hebt toegevoegd!
chuck norris
[Love] Beyond this dejection there's beauty and grace
A glorious future we long to embrace
[Rage] (PAIN!) All the time, I have waited with rage
All the time, I was promised my salvation
A glorious future we long to embrace
[Rage] (PAIN!) All the time, I have waited with rage
All the time, I was promised my salvation
je ken zeggen wat je wil maar deze man is adoratie waard.
neem nu de emotionele scene waarin hij prachtig meezingt in een koor terwijl hij op uiterst proffessionele wijze een sniper probeert te spotten..
deze man is een held.
en zijn pakken slaag zijn nu nog te horen in de eeuwige echo in ons heelal.
moge god deze echo van deze slagen ontvangen en van zijn wolk geworpen worden door de hemelse kracht van deze echo van de slagen, en god zal zien dat het meesterlijk was.
neem nu de emotionele scene waarin hij prachtig meezingt in een koor terwijl hij op uiterst proffessionele wijze een sniper probeert te spotten..
deze man is een held.
en zijn pakken slaag zijn nu nog te horen in de eeuwige echo in ons heelal.
moge god deze echo van deze slagen ontvangen en van zijn wolk geworpen worden door de hemelse kracht van deze echo van de slagen, en god zal zien dat het meesterlijk was.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
eg welquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 04:00 schreef Plastic_Power het volgende:
Zonder Terence Hill is ie helemaal niks
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
HIJ ZOU JOU ZO JE REET DOOR DE MUUR EEN KLAPPE
met zn hand
met zn hand
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
quote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 04:10 schreef BaajGuardian het volgende:
HIJ ZOU JOU ZO JE REET DOOR DE MUUR EEN KLAPPE
met zn hand
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
jonge jeweet toch, die gast is sterk en hij slaat met zn platte hand gewoon vet hard en daarmee slaat ie iedereen mee doot
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Bud Spencer is zo enorm dat alle kruimels die je morst in een baan rond zijn lijf gaan draaien.
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
en dat doet bud met pure skillz, laat dat duidelijk zijn.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Dat waren nog een tijden, Bud Spencer en Terence Hill
Het lag er zo heerlijk dik bovenop dat het nep was, dat het erg vermakelijk was om naar te kijken... Maar wat ik zeg, dat waren nog een tijden
Het lag er zo heerlijk dik bovenop dat het nep was, dat het erg vermakelijk was om naar te kijken... Maar wat ik zeg, dat waren nog een tijden
Toch vreemd hoor.. Dat men het over een boek heeft en daarbij de vraag stelt of het ook offline te bekijken is
?
McGyver maakt van een fietsbel, DVD -R schijfje en een scharrelei een atoombom.
Dus hij wint.
Dus hij wint.
"You know why they call it the American dream? Because you'd have to be fucking asleep to believe it!"
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris wint
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris wint
Daar is the A-team beter in, want die maken van een pen, een mp3 speler, een flesopener en een stukje kaas een dik kanon om McGyver neer te schieten, maar das oneerlijk, want die zijn met z'n 4en
In z'n dromen! Bud Spencer is echt en Steven Seagall nep, met z'n aangeleerde maniertjesquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 11:12 schreef Tommeke het volgende:
Steven Seagall ownd beide met een biljartbal in een sok
Leave it to me. We're checking out.
AHAHAHAHHAHAquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 11:20 schreef BobRooney het volgende:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris wint
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Ik heb nonstop gelachen tijdens t lezen van dit, nog steeds tranen in mijn ogen.
[i]Doordeweeks werken, in het weekend aan de coke[/i]
The Ultimate Predictor 2011/2012 Champ!
The Ultimate Predictor 2011/2012 Champ!
They once made Chuck Norris toiletpaper.... But it wouldn't take shit from no one.
Maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see
quote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 10:28 schreef buzzer het volgende:
Dat waren nog een tijden, Bud Spencer en Terence Hill
Het lag er zo heerlijk dik bovenop dat het nep was, dat het erg vermakelijk was om naar te kijken... Maar wat ik zeg, dat waren nog een tijden
Op woensdag 24 sept. 2008 schreef Danny het volgende:
Dagonet doet onaardig tegen iedereen. Je bent dus helemaal niet zo bijzonder als je denkt...
Mijn grootste bijdrage aan de FP.
Dagonet doet onaardig tegen iedereen. Je bent dus helemaal niet zo bijzonder als je denkt...
Mijn grootste bijdrage aan de FP.
awww, gewoon weer flieft wordenquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 11:17 schreef SHE het volgende:
Bud is de ultieme held natuurlijk...Net als Terrence
Ik was vroeger flieft op 'm
oude tijden zijn het waard
(en bud en terrance ruleren)
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
makkelijk he copy pastenquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 11:20 schreef BobRooney het volgende:
lablablablngablgabl(knip)
Chuck Norris wint
weet je hoe oud die lijst is?
OUD
chuck norris is oud, chuck norris is schijt
bud spencer is de nieuwe held.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
ik mis die tijd ook, ik hoop dat het weer eens op de Tv komt, heb ik weer reden om em aan te zetten :;pquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 10:28 schreef buzzer het volgende:
Dat waren nog een tijden, Bud Spencer en Terence Hill
Het lag er zo heerlijk dik bovenop dat het nep was, dat het erg vermakelijk was om naar te kijken... Maar wat ik zeg, dat waren nog een tijden
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Bud en Terence zijn al heel lang heldenquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 20:44 schreef BaajGuardian het volgende:
[..]
bud spencer is de nieuwe held.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
het word maar weer eens tijd dat mensen deze helden onder de aandacht van de afgezakte jongeren brengen, dit waren de echte mannen! niet neppe internet verhaaltjes over Chuck norris en zn debiele vriendjes, Chuck norris is history
hulde aan Bud spencer (en terrance hill)
en het moet weer op Tv ook!
hulde aan Bud spencer (en terrance hill)
en het moet weer op Tv ook!
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Dat heb ik allemaal zelf verzonnen hoorquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 20:44 schreef BaajGuardian het volgende:
[..]
makkelijk he copy pasten
weet je hoe oud die lijst is?
OUD
chuck norris is oud, chuck norris is schijt
bud spencer is de nieuwe held.
Jaaaaaaaa terence hill in my name is nobody.. die heb ik vorige week nog gekeken toen ik ziek op de bank lag!!! Die hebben we nog op dvd hier liggen.. lachuh film is dat!quote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 20:50 schreef DaveMasteR het volgende:
Zijn maatje Terrance Hill kon ook goed meppen.
[afbeelding]
dat ben ik helemaal met je eens.. de simpelheid van de films is toch best komischquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 21:09 schreef BaajGuardian het volgende:
hulde aan Bud spencer (en terrance hill)
en het moet weer op Tv ook!
Op dinsdag 26 juni 2007 22:26 schreef Deoxyribonucleic het volgende:
dutchmage, ouwe kaenker taalpurist! O+
-webicon verwijderd, veel te groot, niet terugplaatsen-
dutchmage, ouwe kaenker taalpurist! O+
-webicon verwijderd, veel te groot, niet terugplaatsen-
Wie slaat iedereen in elkaar als hij diarree heeft? --> Chuck Norit
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans"
Mijn reisverslagen
Mijn reisverslagen
Terence Hill was voor mij ooit een reden om kortstondig aan mijn eigen heterosexualiteit te twijfelen
Maar dat kan me nu geen reet meer schelen!! Terence Kelly Buffy anythingwithahole
Maar dat kan me nu geen reet meer schelen!! Terence Kelly Buffy anythingwithahole
Ooit schreef oh-oh het volgende:Management en beleid en zo, dat kan elke debiel leren.
LOL !!!!quote:Op zondag 26 maart 2006 08:33 schreef Barbaaf het volgende:
Terence Hill was voor mij ooit een reden om kortstondig aan mijn eigen heterosexualiteit te twijfelen
Maar dat kan me nu geen reet meer schelen!! Terence Kelly Buffy anythingwithahole
ik vin bud spencer wel een knappe vent (toen hij nog jong was dan, nu is ie dik en dood)
ik ga trouwens ff een nieuw topic maken aan de hand van dit vage trolletje
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Lol
Dit waren de films die in mijn jeugd in de bioscoop draaiden
Heb ze zo allemaal gezien
Maar voor films met chuck norris of steven seagal pas ik totaal
Dit waren de films die in mijn jeugd in de bioscoop draaiden
Heb ze zo allemaal gezien
Maar voor films met chuck norris of steven seagal pas ik totaal
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
quote:Op zondag 26 maart 2006 03:59 schreef SeLang het volgende:
Wie slaat iedereen in elkaar als hij diarree heeft? --> Chuck Norit
^^quote:Op dinsdag 28 maart 2006 20:07 schreef UncleScorp het volgende:
Lol
Dit waren de films die in mijn jeugd in de bioscoop draaiden
Heb ze zo allemaal gezien
Maar voor films met chuck norris of steven seagal pas ik totaal
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Jaaaa, ik ook!!! die film zal ik nooit weg doen.... fantastisch om te zien!!!quote:Op vrijdag 24 maart 2006 19:36 schreef Finch. het volgende:
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Jaaaaaaaa terence hill in my name is nobody.. die heb ik vorige week nog gekeken toen ik ziek op de bank lag!!! Die hebben we nog op dvd hier liggen.. lachuh film is dat!
Die film met hun tweeen dat ze een paar miljonairs spelen en tegelijk ook normaal. Geweldig hoe Bud als kakker is...
R.E.B.E.L. - Reaching Everybody By Exposing Lies
There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Remember, Jesus died for our sins. So if you don't sin, he died for nothing.
There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Remember, Jesus died for our sins. So if you don't sin, he died for nothing.
Ja vroeger hadden we wnog echte helden op het witte doek. Nu alleen nog maar inspector-gadget look-alikes
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...
Is Bud Spencer dood?
Op vrijdag 14 mei 2021 @ 23:33 schreef Joopklepzeiker: Zonder twijfel is @vogeltjesdans de grootste smaakmaker en intelligentste persoon van heel KLB.
Al Bundy ownt hij ook nietquote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 03:12 schreef heiden6 het volgende:
Ik las Bud, en moest direct denken aan Bud Bundy, die iedereen ownt. Behalve die andere Bundy, Ted.
Ook al zit m'n mond vol met chips, ik blijf gewoon kletsen net als natte handen op die blote bips!
Daar ben ik nu ook wel nieuwsgierig naar ja, zou erg jammer zijnquote:Op woensdag 29 maart 2006 14:28 schreef vogeltjesdans het volgende:
Is Bud Spencer dood?
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Een iets recentere foto (uit 2004)
Tevens -purist.
Neenquote:Op woensdag 29 maart 2006 14:28 schreef vogeltjesdans het volgende:
Is Bud Spencer dood?
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Spencer
Hier kan ik er toch niets over vinden dat hij dood is...
Wel dat hij in 2005 de politiek in wilde gaan...
Hier kan ik er toch niets over vinden dat hij dood is...
Wel dat hij in 2005 de politiek in wilde gaan...
Im hung like Einstein
And Smart as a Horse
And Smart as a Horse
Dan zou hij dus zelfs George W. Bush ownenquote:Op donderdag 30 maart 2006 08:37 schreef Spooky4u het volgende:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Spencer
Hier kan ik er toch niets over vinden dat hij dood is...
Wel dat hij in 2005 de politiek in wilde gaan...
Leave it to me. We're checking out.
Neej, want het is een italiaanquote:Op donderdag 30 maart 2006 09:50 schreef Pitbulleke het volgende:
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Dan zou hij dus zelfs George W. Bush ownen
Im hung like Einstein
And Smart as a Horse
And Smart as a Horse
Chuck is kut.
Bud ownt.
Bud ownt.
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Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
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