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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy
lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green
planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a
pretty neat idea.
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for
pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely
concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't
the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the
ones with digital watches.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees
in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have
left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying
how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, one girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in
Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew
how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one
would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe
occurred, and the idea was lost forever.
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This is not her story.
This is the story of Oversight & Mirage en kids...
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Omstreeks 06:13 uur voelden mijn billen de koude omgevingstemperatuur, en kon ik niet meer terug...
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Ik heb me dus maar ( kont naar achter) naar buiten laten glijden...
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Ik weeg 3460 gram, ben 49 cm lang, en kan al héél boos kijken....
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Vanavond laat de eerste foto's van mij ( mét smiley op de achtergrond ) online...
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Nu ff maffen en op krachten komen...
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Oww, en met mamma is óók alles goed!
[ Bericht 2% gewijzigd door Oversight op 24-02-2006 00:14:13 ]