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Klaag maar raak voor een knaak.
Domme, domme, domme mensen!!quote:Leve Bill Gates!!!
Beste vrienden,
Zie dit bericht alsjeblieft niet als een geintje. Bill Gates is
echt bezig zijn fortuin te verdelen Als je dit bericht negeert zul je er later
ws. spijt van krijgen. Microsoft en AOL zijn momenteel de grootste Internet
bedrijven ter wereld. In een poging zich er van te verzekeren dat
Internet Explorer het meest gebruikte programma blijft zijn Microsoft en AOL bezig
een soort "Lint bewijs" uit te voeren van het e-mail gebruik. Als je dit
e-mail bericht doorstuurt naar je vrienden en bekenden kan Microsoft
het "lint van berichten" volgen en doet dat ook als je (als
Microsoftgebruiker) het bericht binnen een week doorstuurt. Voor elke persoon aan wie je
het e-mail bericht doorstuurt, betaalt Microsoft je $ 245,- en voor elke
persoon die jou dat bericht weer terugstuurt betaalt Microsoft je nog eens $243,-
en voor elke 3e persoon die het bericht ontvangt betaalt Microsoft
nog eens $ 241,-. Binnen 2 weken neemt Microsoft dan contact met je op om je
om je adres te vragen en stuurt je een cheque toe. De groeten". Ik dacht eerst ook dat het om bedriegerij ging, maar 2 weken nadat ik dit e-mailbericht ontvangen en teruggestuurd had, nam Microsoft contact met me op, vroeg om mijn adres en binnen een paar dagen ontving ik een
cheque van 24.800,-. Het is slechts een kwestie de mail te beantwoorden vóór
het lintbewijs" beëindigd is. Als er iemand is die zich deze luxe kan permitteren is, is het
Bill Gates wel. En voor hem zijn het eigenlijk gewoon"marketingkosten". Stuur daarom dit bericht alsjeblieft aan zoveel mogelijk personen. Er is op zijn minst $10.000,- voor jou bestemd. Groetjes
Er zit bij dit mailtje een godslange waslijst aan mailtjes van mensen die dit doorgestuurd hebben. Dit mailtje komt notabene van mijn stiefvader!! Ik kots op dit soort mailtjes, welke halve zool gelooft dit nou echt? Ze sturen het allemaal door onder het mom van: je weet maar nooit!
Ik bewaar dit mailtje, en ik ga zelf een ketting brief verzinnen, kijken of ik hem over een paar jaar nog terug zie... hehe
wat een kroam. ik verwijder ze meteen
het leven is geen krentebol. anders had je wel een krent in de kont zitten
Bedankt voor de gratis scammable email adressen normaal betaal ik hier veel voor en nu krijg ik ze gratis omdat die breezahz toch die mailtjes wel doorsturen
normaal betaal ik hier veel voor en nu krijg ik ze gratis omdat die breezahz toch die mailtjes wel doorsturen
www.ikstastrakvande.pep
Icons niet groter dan 100kb my ass.. bouw daaar een functie voor in dan snol
Icons niet groter dan 100kb my ass.. bouw daaar een functie voor in dan snol
Eigenlijk zou er op Fok! een centraal topic moeten komen waar de emailadressen van mensen die kettingmailtjes doorsturen gepost mogen worden
Op donderdag 28 augustus 2008 14:34 schreef Breathtaking het volgende:
:9~
:9~
Ik stuur ze vaak 50 keer terug
👍Wanneer krijg ik de FA rechten terug?
Op maandag 11 juli 2011 17:38 schreef Bart het volgende:
Je bent echt een unieke verschijning, vind ik altijd wel grappig als ik jou ergens zie posten :D.
Op maandag 11 juli 2011 17:38 schreef Bart het volgende:
Je bent echt een unieke verschijning, vind ik altijd wel grappig als ik jou ergens zie posten :D.
stuur ze gewoon aan mij heb ik ook weer wat te scammen en dan hebben jullie ook geen last meer van mijn zinlose reactiesquote:Op maandag 23 januari 2006 22:44 schreef sungaMsunitraM het volgende:
Eigenlijk zou er op Fok! een centraal topic moeten komen waar de emailadressen van mensen die kettingmailtjes doorsturen gepost mogen worden
heb ik ook weer wat te scammen
www.ikstastrakvande.pep
Icons niet groter dan 100kb my ass.. bouw daaar een functie voor in dan snol
Icons niet groter dan 100kb my ass.. bouw daaar een functie voor in dan snol
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion f***ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000?
How stupid are you? Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullsh*t. So basically, this message is a big "f*** YOU!" to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. f*** them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and an amazing wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times". I don't f***ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The Four Basic Types of Chain Letters
Chain Letter Type 1:
(scroll down)
Make a wish!!!
No, really, go on and make one!!!
Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!!
Not that, you pervert!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP!!!!
Wasn't that fun?
Hope you made a great wish
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!! Really!!!
Here's how it goes:
Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will firebomb your house. Thanks!!!
Good Luck!!!
Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullsh*t. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder: if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!!
Chain Letter Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
*Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently recieved this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.
This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.
Chain Letter Type 4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Friends
A friend is someone who is always at your side,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of assholes,
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life,
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad chimpanzees, then thrown to vicious dogs,
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English... no, sorry that's the cleaning lady,
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 7 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
(C) Denis Leary.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000?
How stupid are you? Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullsh*t. So basically, this message is a big "f*** YOU!" to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. f*** them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and an amazing wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times". I don't f***ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The Four Basic Types of Chain Letters
Chain Letter Type 1:
(scroll down)
Make a wish!!!
No, really, go on and make one!!!
Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!!
Not that, you pervert!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP!!!!
Wasn't that fun?
Hope you made a great wish
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!! Really!!!
Here's how it goes:
Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will firebomb your house. Thanks!!!
Good Luck!!!
Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullsh*t. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder: if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!!
Chain Letter Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
*Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently recieved this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.
This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.
Chain Letter Type 4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Friends
A friend is someone who is always at your side,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of assholes,
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life,
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad chimpanzees, then thrown to vicious dogs,
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English... no, sorry that's the cleaning lady,
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 7 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
(C) Denis Leary.
Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder!
Crevice is... but security isn't.
Crevice is... but security isn't.
dat heb ik een keer gedaan, maar dan 100 keer, die persoon was helemaal over de rooie, maar begreep naderhand mijn argumenten wel. Ik had hem al 10x gevraagd te stoppen met die onzin. Ik had ook een collega die rustig 40mb aanbijlages per dag stuurt. Die heb ik 10 dagen achter elkaar een mail van 15 mb gestuurd, en ook daar duurde het even voor het kwartje viel.quote:Op maandag 23 januari 2006 22:45 schreef nikky het volgende:
Ik stuur ze vaak 50 keer terug
Toch vreemd hoor.. Dat men het over een boek heeft en daarbij de vraag stelt of het ook offline te bekijken is
quote:Op maandag 23 januari 2006 22:53 schreef Thrilled het volgende:
die post is zoooo lang
Ideaal om terug te sturen dus. Naar eenieder die je belaagt met kettingbrieven. (Want zo heten doorstuur-mailtjes eigenlijjk.)
Merk op dat de spaties tussen sommige regels veeeeeeel groter moeten.
Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder!
Crevice is... but security isn't.
Crevice is... but security isn't.
Je zou die mails toch ook met Netscape door kunnen sturen
Beste lied OOIT met het woord "mieren" er in-->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drh7bVvQXjQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drh7bVvQXjQ
Ik lag echt helemaal dubbelquote:
" Stuur dit bericht binnen 3 seconden naar 15000 mensen door of je gaat dood "
Ik wil een plaatje posten!
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