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I thought as much. You are suffering from
Keramiekplaatser's Syndrome.
Cause: falling over
Symptoms: winking, occasional rashes, vegetarianism, leaning at 45 degrees
Cure: drink lots of water
Keramiekplaatser's Syndrome.
Cause: falling over
Symptoms: winking, occasional rashes, vegetarianism, leaning at 45 degrees
Cure: drink lots of water
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Negator's Disorder.
Cause: genetically-modified absinthe
Symptoms: hearing voices, occasional breast pain, extremely collapsed lungs
Cure: bleach
Negator's Disorder.
Cause: genetically-modified absinthe
Symptoms: hearing voices, occasional breast pain, extremely collapsed lungs
Cure: bleach
Take me to the promised land...
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Tha_Erikitis.
Cause: excessive Internet usage
Symptoms: leg swelling, slightly temporary invisibility, occasional bad poetry
Cure: fresh air
Volgens mij spreekt dit ding de waarheid .
Tha_Erikitis.
Cause: excessive Internet usage
Symptoms: leg swelling, slightly temporary invisibility, occasional bad poetry
Cure: fresh air
Volgens mij spreekt dit ding de waarheid .
Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
hmmm.....
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Rudedeltadude's Lurgy.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: leg swelling, crying, second-degree burns
Cure: psychiatry
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Rudedeltadude's Lurgy.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: leg swelling, crying, second-degree burns
Cure: psychiatry
Op dinsdag 13 maart 2007 15:37 schreef Tha-CheF het volgende:
rudedeltadude, wie heeft nou zo'n nickname !
Op vrijdag 6 maart 2009 00:34 schreef Gabbylicious het volgende:
Rudedeltatoedeloe :W
rudedeltadude, wie heeft nou zo'n nickname !
Op vrijdag 6 maart 2009 00:34 schreef Gabbylicious het volgende:
Rudedeltatoedeloe :W
Dat en gilles de la tourette.quote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:42 schreef B_BOY het volgende:
luiheid.
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Thomas Been's Disorder.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: slightly collapsed lungs, occasional temperature sensitivity, leg numbness
Cure: Kryptonite
Gimme the kryptonite!!!
Thomas Been's Disorder.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: slightly collapsed lungs, occasional temperature sensitivity, leg numbness
Cure: Kryptonite
Gimme the kryptonite!!!
Mwoah, of ik scheld gewoon graag...quote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:53 schreef Tyler..Durden het volgende:
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Dat en gilles de la tourette.
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
DWc_RuffRyderitis.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: vague muscle atrophy, tufts of hair, extremely white skin, occasional vestigial extra head
Cure: psychiatry
!!
DWc_RuffRyderitis.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: vague muscle atrophy, tufts of hair, extremely white skin, occasional vestigial extra head
Cure: psychiatry
!!
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Sander's Disorder.
Cause: zombie attack
Symptoms: extremely beige vomit, mildly blotchy skin, frequent chills, hypochondria
Cure: Kryptonite
Sander's Disorder.
Cause: zombie attack
Symptoms: extremely beige vomit, mildly blotchy skin, frequent chills, hypochondria
Cure: Kryptonite
Tyler..durden's Lurgy.
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: neck lengthening, vague nose extension, sneezing
Cure: drink more absinthe
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: neck lengthening, vague nose extension, sneezing
Cure: drink more absinthe
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
Ruilen voor absinthe?quote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:59 schreef no1uknow het volgende:
Weet iemand waar ik kryptonite kan krijgen?
Ik hang met superman, hij heeft lauwe wierie.
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
Zuid Zwasilese Tangangteelbalkoorts lijdt ik aan. Komt alleen niet uit het onderzoekje.
The Killers Heracles Almelo Real Madrid
29.10 Novastar HMH
29.10 Novastar HMH
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Reubiereumer's Syndrome.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: mild confusion, feather growth, hydrophobia, sweating
Cure: click heels together three times
Reubiereumer's Syndrome.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: mild confusion, feather growth, hydrophobia, sweating
Cure: click heels together three times
Want omdat.
Ik wilde die grap makenquote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:52 schreef Marruk het volgende:
Ja weet ik niet. De kriebelziekte.
kryptonite schijnt ook te helpenquote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:56 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
DWc_RuffRyderitis.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: vague muscle atrophy, tufts of hair, extremely white skin, occasional vestigial extra head
Cure: psychiatry
!!
Davemaster's Disease.
Cause: overconsumption of mushrooms
Symptoms: enlarged liver and spleen, pointy ears, incontinence
Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Cause: overconsumption of mushrooms
Symptoms: enlarged liver and spleen, pointy ears, incontinence
Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Celtitis.
Cause: spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms: sudden black eyes, orange ears, extreme fear, excessive regurgitation
Cure: sleep
Celtitis.
Cause: spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms: sudden black eyes, orange ears, extreme fear, excessive regurgitation
Cure: sleep
Het mensengeslacht zou voorgoed de mysteriën van de ziel verliezen. De mensen zouden niet langer de hoeders van aarde en oceaan zijn, en niet meer zijn dan parasieten die ten koste daarvan leefden.
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Psychaosis.
Cause: lack of fresh air
Symptoms: sweating, extreme hypochondria, fangs
Cure: drink more absinthe
whahaaha absint.
Psychaosis.
Cause: lack of fresh air
Symptoms: sweating, extreme hypochondria, fangs
Cure: drink more absinthe
whahaaha absint.
thought as much. You are suffering from
NielZjuhitis.
Cause: a blow to the head
Symptoms: extremely dry eyes, grey skin, double-jointedness, chest pain
Cure: fire
NielZjuhitis.
Cause: a blow to the head
Symptoms: extremely dry eyes, grey skin, double-jointedness, chest pain
Cure: fire
quote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 17:42 schreef NielZjuh het volgende:
thought as much. You are suffering from
NielZjuhitis.
Cause: a blow to the head
Symptoms: extremely dry eyes, grey skin, double-jointedness, chest pain
Cure: fire
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Ricky_osis.
Cause: cursed amulet
Symptoms: suicidal thoughts, neck lengthening ( ), sudden pustules
Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Ricky_osis.
Cause: cursed amulet
Symptoms: suicidal thoughts, neck lengthening ( ), sudden pustules
), sudden pustulesCure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Jeh gek, in principe geen.
Maar ik heb de ziekte dat ik me bijna altijd relax voel
Maar ik heb de ziekte dat ik me bijna altijd relax voel
[b]Mag ik niet zeggen voor me moeder
Van het Concert des Levens krijgt niemand een Program
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Van het Concert des Levens krijgt niemand een Program
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vogelgriep
De ene doodgraver tegen de andere: Ik heb zo'n drukke week gehad, ik heb er 2 moeten laten lopen!
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Carmen's Lurgy.
Cause: lack of fresh air
Symptoms: spontaneous combustion, pointy ears, turning into a giant monster
Cure: prayer
Carmen's Lurgy.
Cause: lack of fresh air
Symptoms: spontaneous combustion, pointy ears, turning into a giant monster
Cure: prayer
ik neem maandag gelijk nog een dagje vakantie.quote:Textbook example. You are suffering from
Guidow's Disorder.
Cause: bee sting
Symptoms: sudden space alien bursting from stomach, mild gullibility, occasional aphasia
Cure: take a day off work
ga theorie examen doen voor de brommer
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Melanie's Syndrome.
Cause: bee sting
Symptoms: mildly scaly skin, mild metallic skin, mild hyperactivity, squawking
Cure: click heels together three times
Melanie's Syndrome.
Cause: bee sting
Symptoms: mildly scaly skin, mild metallic skin, mild hyperactivity, squawking
Cure: click heels together three times
Voices tell me I'm the shit.
ownee ik had mn naam niet goed:
auwtschquote:Good lord! You are suffering from
Guidoow's Disease.
Cause: spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms: going bump in the night, excessive spontaneous combustion, mildly blocked nose
Cure: electroshock therapy
Cause: secret military experiments
Symptoms: fear, slow heartbeat, blue blood
Cure: drink lots of water
Symptoms: fear, slow heartbeat, blue blood
Cure: drink lots of water
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: vague narcolepsy, loose teeth, pyromania
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
Symptoms: vague narcolepsy, loose teeth, pyromania
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
*But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby.*
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Koenholio's Lurgy.
Cause: caught in hospitals
Symptoms: sudden knee pain, tentacle growth, mildly enlarged liver, slightly dry skin
Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream
Koenholio's Lurgy.
Cause: caught in hospitals
Symptoms: sudden knee pain, tentacle growth, mildly enlarged liver, slightly dry skin
Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream
Guanine en Cytosine! *O*
Cool.quote:Helmut's Lurgy.
Cause: dancing
Symptoms: mild thirst for human blood, suicidal thoughts, enhanced vision, whitening of teeth
Cure: consume more alcohol
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Janet's Syndrome.
Cause: computer virus
Symptoms: phantom pregnancy, hovering, slightly impaired hearing
Cure: sleep
Janet's Syndrome.
Cause: computer virus
Symptoms: phantom pregnancy, hovering, slightly impaired hearing
Cure: sleep
Wat mot je, vroeg ze dan en zette alsnog een slotje.
Ga toch weg gek, zeiken doe je maar in feedback.
Soms kreeg ze van alles naar haar hoofd. Cholera, tyfus en ebola.
Doe mij maar een Whoppermenu. Met cola. ©Biogarde
Ga toch weg gek, zeiken doe je maar in feedback.
Soms kreeg ze van alles naar haar hoofd. Cholera, tyfus en ebola.
Doe mij maar een Whoppermenu. Met cola. ©Biogarde
Bad luck! You are suffering from Italoitis.
Cause: poor hygiene
Symptoms: blood in urine, sudden photophobia, insomnia, nosebleeds
Cure: attempt to repeat cause
Cause: poor hygiene
Symptoms: blood in urine, sudden photophobia, insomnia, nosebleeds
Cure: attempt to repeat cause
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Computerkilleritis.
Cause: dancing
Symptoms: slightly dry skin, gills, tooth lengthening
Cure psychiatry
mn vriendin
Elina Joanitis.
Cause: exposure to radiation
Symptoms: turning to stone, levitation, horn growth on forehead, hairy legs
Cure: click heels together three times
Computerkilleritis.
Cause: dancing
Symptoms: slightly dry skin, gills, tooth lengthening
Cure psychiatry
mn vriendin
Elina Joanitis.
Cause: exposure to radiation
Symptoms: turning to stone, levitation, horn growth on forehead, hairy legs
Cure: click heels together three times
Rammstein Nummer Eins!
Requiem le chevalier vampire
Requiem le chevalier vampire
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Tomosis.
Cause: a significant alignment of the stars
Symptoms: grimacing, enhanced vision, grimacing
Cure: don't do it again
Tomosis.
Cause: a significant alignment of the stars
Symptoms: grimacing, enhanced vision, grimacing
Cure: don't do it again
† The 3 Kings †
Doctor required in GP's office...quote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 22:47 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Dit is zóóó theme hospital.
Patients are asked not to die in the corridors..
Wat mot je, vroeg ze dan en zette alsnog een slotje.
Ga toch weg gek, zeiken doe je maar in feedback.
Soms kreeg ze van alles naar haar hoofd. Cholera, tyfus en ebola.
Doe mij maar een Whoppermenu. Met cola. ©Biogarde
Ga toch weg gek, zeiken doe je maar in feedback.
Soms kreeg ze van alles naar haar hoofd. Cholera, tyfus en ebola.
Doe mij maar een Whoppermenu. Met cola. ©Biogarde
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
LudoSanders' Lurgy.
Cause: too much sleep
Symptoms: receding gums, mildly enlarged liver, occasional flacidity
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
LudoSanders' Lurgy.
Cause: too much sleep
Symptoms: receding gums, mildly enlarged liver, occasional flacidity
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
Ik typ straat.
Mijn fashion blog: http://ludosfashionblog.wordpress.com/
Mijn fashion blog: http://ludosfashionblog.wordpress.com/
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Aron's Lurgy.
Cause: improperly prepared cheese
Symptoms: double-jointedness, extremely grey stools, occasional tentacle growth, occasional dilation of pupils
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
Aron's Lurgy.
Cause: improperly prepared cheese
Symptoms: double-jointedness, extremely grey stools, occasional tentacle growth, occasional dilation of pupils
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
:) new fok user :)
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