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Steven Seagal als kok:
''nobody beats me in the kitchen''
''nobody beats me in the kitchen''
Why don't ya shut your goddamn mouth and play some music.
Er liggen 2 bananen in bed; Zegt de een tegen de ander: Ga eens even rechtliggen !!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !
whehehequote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 00:47 schreef Chriz2k het volgende:
Er liggen 2 bananen in bed; Zegt de een tegen de ander: Ga eens even rechtliggen !!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !
liggen 2 vorken in bed, zegt de een tegen de ander: Even lepeltje lepeltje liggen? !!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 00:47 schreef Chriz2k het volgende:
Er liggen 2 bananen in bed; Zegt de een tegen de ander: Ga eens even rechtliggen !!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !
quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 00:50 schreef HeyFreak het volgende:
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liggen 2 vorken in bed, zegt de een tegen de ander: Even lepeltje lepeltje liggen? !!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !
doet me denken aan een oud topic, haal hier moppen uit z'n verband, oid. echt een verschrikkelijk droog topic
Ralph Wiggum!quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 00:50 schreef HeyFreak het volgende:
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liggen 2 vorken in bed, zegt de een tegen de ander: Even lepeltje lepeltje liggen? !!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !
Zei iemand bloodhound gang?
Komt een mop bij de dokter, zegt die dokter; ik zie het al, vochttekort.
Hij is dan ook tamelijk droog.
Hij is dan ook tamelijk droog.
zoiets? Realistisch moppen topic.quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 00:54 schreef releaze het volgende:
doet me denken aan een oud topic, haal hier moppen uit z'n verband, oid. echt een verschrikkelijk droog topic
*But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby.*
microvezelmop
Het systeem omvat een microvezelmop, plaat en steel. De mop kan droog en klamvochtig worden gebruikt. De koppeling van de plaat is naar beide zijden flexibel. De klittenbandverbinding maakt verwisselen van de mop snel en eenvoudig. Steel en plaat zijn licht in gewicht, dus ergonomisch voor de dagelijkse reiniging. De rubberen handgreep zorgt voor optimaal houvast.
Afmeting mop: 42/46 x 13 cm
Afmeting steel: 105 - 185 cmm (verstelbaar)
Samenstelling mop: 50% microvezel, 50% polyster
Komen een fransman, een belg en een nederlander in een cafe, zeg de barman zo van "Is dit een mop of zo"
!!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !
!!!1111DDDFF D: OMG :d:d:d !1E1!!!@1!!!!!!!!!1111111!! !
quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 01:42 schreef Bog het volgende:
kuttopic
Eerst stond hier niets, maar nu wel.
Vooruit dan, nog een keer deze avond.quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 00:45 schreef Bog het volgende:
nou jonges, maak me es ff aant lachen he, bwoehahaa
Hij blijft leuk
[TK] Keycords
Lachen joh hahahha.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
nou he dr waren dus zo twee heule lieve meisjes van fok !
GRAPPIGE MOP HE !!::!:!:!:!111
GRAPPIGE MOP HE !!::!:!:!:!111
Don't stop moving baby *wiggle* *wiggle*
HWHAHAHAHHAHAHA DIE IS GOED TAL :D: ;;d;:D:; ;D:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Wie is TAl "d'D""!!"!1111111 !!!quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 14:11 schreef Chowi het volgende:
HWHAHAHAHHAHAHA DIE IS GOED TAL :D: ;;d;:D:; ;D:
!!!
Don't stop moving baby *wiggle* *wiggle*
Dat is mn ex ;d; ;;:D; ;;:D;d; ;:D ;;dquote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 14:12 schreef Bizznitch het volgende:
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Wie is TAl "d'D""!!"!1111111 !!!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ha-ha. .quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 14:19 schreef Guidoow het volgende:
eet is zon oliebol. is ie zo droog als maar wat
.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
WAAAATTTT maak je het uit op fok !!quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 14:15 schreef Chowi het volgende:
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Dat is mn ex ;d; ;;:D; ;;:D;d; ;:D ;;d
!!
Don't stop moving baby *wiggle* *wiggle*
!!!!!!1111quote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 14:31 schreef Bizznitch het volgende:
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WAAAATTTT maak je het uit op fok !!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ik dacht dat ook. .quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 18:21 schreef Bizznitch het volgende:
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ik dacht dat onze liefde eeuwig zou duren
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Je hechtte je ook veel te veel aan mij. .quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 18:23 schreef Bizznitch het volgende:
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I guess dreams are meant to be broken !!!11oneee
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Waarom lachen turken nooit?
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maar ik hou zo veel van jeeeeeeeeeee !!quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 18:25 schreef Chowi het volgende:
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Je hechtte je ook veel te veel aan mij. .
Don't stop moving baby *wiggle* *wiggle*
sow hee, droog èn klamvochtigquote:Op zaterdag 31 december 2005 01:00 schreef remlof het volgende:
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microvezelmop
Het systeem omvat een microvezelmop, plaat en steel. De mop kan droog en klamvochtig worden gebruikt. De koppeling van de plaat is naar beide zijden flexibel. De klittenbandverbinding maakt verwisselen van de mop snel en eenvoudig. Steel en plaat zijn licht in gewicht, dus ergonomisch voor de dagelijkse reiniging. De rubberen handgreep zorgt voor optimaal houvast.
Afmeting mop: 42/46 x 13 cm
Afmeting steel: 105 - 185 cmm (verstelbaar)
Samenstelling mop: 50% microvezel, 50% polyster
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
.quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 18:28 schreef Bizznitch het volgende:
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maar ik hou zo veel van jeeeeeeeeeee !!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Okay. .quote:
.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Jantje zit in de klas en steekt ineens zn vinger op:
Juf: Ja Jantje, zeg het maar.
Jantje: Juf, ik heb een lul van 30 centimeter!
Juf: straks nablijven Jantje!!
Jantje: Dat dacht ik al ja
Juf: Ja Jantje, zeg het maar.
Jantje: Juf, ik heb een lul van 30 centimeter!
Juf: straks nablijven Jantje!!
Jantje: Dat dacht ik al ja
De oude oude layout was veel beter!!
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
die is wel grappig !quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 18:43 schreef vosss het volgende:
Jantje zit in de klas en steekt ineens zn vinger op:
Juf: Ja Jantje, zeg het maar.
Jantje: Juf, ik heb een lul van 30 centimeter!
Juf: straks nablijven Jantje!!
Jantje: Dat dacht ik al ja
Don't stop moving baby *wiggle* *wiggle*
One Saturday afternoon, a minister is having a hard time coming up with a topic for his Sunday sermon, so he takes a walk to clear his head and look for inspiration. There is a construction site a few blocks away from his church and he sees two men laying bricks on opposite sides of site.
The minister walks over and strikes up a conversation with the nearest man. He asks the worker what he is doing, and the man replies, "Well, just laying bricks, to get a little overtime money for the holidays." They talk for a little longer and then the minister moves on to the other side of the job site.
The minister strikes up a conversation with the second man and asks him what he is doing. The second man replies, "Laying brick, to build a great cathedral for the Lord." And there is the topic for his sermon! He jots down a few quick notes about the mundane and the spiritual, a man's viewpoint and place in the universe, and he's ready for Sunday.
The sermon is one of his best. The next Saturday, he decides to walk back to the construction site again, since it was the place of his inspiration. But when he gets there, only the first man is working.
"What happened to your friend who was working on the other wall last weekend?" asks the minister.
The mason stops working, sits down and says, "Bill's in the hospital. I got a card with his room number, if you want to take some time to visit him."
The minister takes the card and asks, "What happened? Was it an accident on the job?"
"No, last Monday he came to work and started screaming that he was God and that this garage was going to be a great cathedral where people would come and worship him. We called the cops and got him to the mental ward downtown before he could hurt himself. "
The minister walks over and strikes up a conversation with the nearest man. He asks the worker what he is doing, and the man replies, "Well, just laying bricks, to get a little overtime money for the holidays." They talk for a little longer and then the minister moves on to the other side of the job site.
The minister strikes up a conversation with the second man and asks him what he is doing. The second man replies, "Laying brick, to build a great cathedral for the Lord." And there is the topic for his sermon! He jots down a few quick notes about the mundane and the spiritual, a man's viewpoint and place in the universe, and he's ready for Sunday.
The sermon is one of his best. The next Saturday, he decides to walk back to the construction site again, since it was the place of his inspiration. But when he gets there, only the first man is working.
"What happened to your friend who was working on the other wall last weekend?" asks the minister.
The mason stops working, sits down and says, "Bill's in the hospital. I got a card with his room number, if you want to take some time to visit him."
The minister takes the card and asks, "What happened? Was it an accident on the job?"
"No, last Monday he came to work and started screaming that he was God and that this garage was going to be a great cathedral where people would come and worship him. We called the cops and got him to the mental ward downtown before he could hurt himself. "
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quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 18:43 schreef vosss het volgende:
Jantje zit in de klas en steekt ineens zn vinger op:
Juf: Ja Jantje, zeg het maar.
Jantje: Juf, ik heb een lul van 30 centimeter!
Juf: straks nablijven Jantje!!
Jantje: Dat dacht ik al ja
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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
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A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother thinks, Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise! Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother thinks, Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise! Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
2. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
5. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
6. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
7. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt? A mechanic.
8. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
9. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.
10. The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you in?"
11. The three words women hate to hear during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
12. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Peeing in the bath is disgusting.
13. Do you know why they call it the Wonderbra? When you take it off, you wonder where her breasts went.
2. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
5. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
6. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
7. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt? A mechanic.
8. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
9. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.
10. The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you in?"
11. The three words women hate to hear during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
12. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Peeing in the bath is disgusting.
13. Do you know why they call it the Wonderbra? When you take it off, you wonder where her breasts went.
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A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad, so she decides to consult a pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the bush, slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's 'club.' When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight, for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem... How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the bush, slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's 'club.' When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight, for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem... How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
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Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything -- tutors, flash cards, special learning centers -- in short, everything they could think of. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they enrolled Tommy in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her utter amazement, the minute he was done eating he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time he was back to hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while his mother tried to understand what was making all the difference.
Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and went up to his room to hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, "Son, what is it? Is it the nuns?"
Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head "no."
"Well then," she replied, "is it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, what is it?"
Little Tommy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!"
After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her utter amazement, the minute he was done eating he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time he was back to hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while his mother tried to understand what was making all the difference.
Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and went up to his room to hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, "Son, what is it? Is it the nuns?"
Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head "no."
"Well then," she replied, "is it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, what is it?"
Little Tommy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!"
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Genoeg SPAM?
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jantje en homo klimmen in een boom jantje springt uit de boom
homo viel uit de boom jantje rent snel naar zijn vader toe en roept
homoviel
homo viel uit de boom jantje rent snel naar zijn vader toe en roept
homoviel
quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 18:27 schreef Bean. het volgende:
Waarom lachen turken nooit?SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
Wat doen Nederlanders bij ernstige brandwonden?
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
[ Bericht 33% gewijzigd door dvdfreak op 01-01-2006 20:16:34 ]
quote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 20:10 schreef dvdfreak het volgende:
Wat doen Nederlanders bij ernstige brandwonden?Die is héél droog......SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
het gaat niet om spammen hoer... met je ongrappige engelse shitquote:Op zondag 1 januari 2006 19:23 schreef .Tarzan. het volgende:
Genoeg SPAM?
met je ongrappige engelse shit
Don't stop moving baby *wiggle* *wiggle*
WBZ!quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 13:55 schreef Bizznitch het volgende:
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het gaat niet om spammen hoer... met je ongrappige engelse shit
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Een hoer die droog staat...
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
wat is de gelijkenis tussen de vrouw en de condoom?
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
Waarom komt er in Turkije geen kanker voor?
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Op dinsdag 13 maart 2007 15:37 schreef Tha-CheF het volgende:
rudedeltadude, wie heeft nou zo'n nickname !
Op vrijdag 6 maart 2009 00:34 schreef Gabbylicious het volgende:
Rudedeltatoedeloe :W
waarom bestaan nederlanders?
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
Een kaaskop gaat in Belgie naar een hoerenkast. De kaaskop en de madam kleden zich uit. De hoer kijkt eens naar die kaaskop en zegt: "Wat hebde gij een klein fluitje." Die kaaskop kijkt eens naar de madam en zegt: "Ik wist niet dat ik in zo'n grote zaal moest spelen
ik las deze in de tsjakke
MAMA... MAMA... ik ben nu al 14 jaar! mag ik nu EINDELIJK een BH dragen!
Hou toch eens op met zeuren Kareltje :') ROFLMAO :D
MAMA... MAMA... ik ben nu al 14 jaar! mag ik nu EINDELIJK een BH dragen!
Hou toch eens op met zeuren Kareltje :') ROFLMAO :D
Life is a witch and then u fly
LOLquote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 22:07 schreef ZaphodBeeblebroX het volgende:
ik las deze in de tsjakke
MAMA... MAMA... ik ben nu al 14 jaar! mag ik nu EINDELIJK een BH dragen!
Hou toch eens op met zeuren Kareltje :') ROFLMAO :D
Is je moeder een Hoer?
Nee?
Dan Wil ik me geld terug
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