WFL Wetenschap, Filosofie, Levensbeschouwing
Discussieer hier over alle aspecten van de wetenschap, filosofische problemen en zaken van levensbeschouwelijke aard.
En we dachten je nog wel een plezier te doenquote:Op maandag 3 oktober 2005 08:58 schreef Alicey het volgende:
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Er wordt gewoon over me gekletst tijdens mijn slaap!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We
always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now
here are the rules from the male side. ! These are
our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON
PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!
down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We
always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now
here are the rules from the male side. ! These are
our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON
PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!
And the young, they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today,. ..
The wisdom that the old can't give away
The wisdom that the old can't give away
Ik wil misbruikt worden.quote:Op maandag 3 oktober 2005 09:07 schreef Reya het volgende:
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En we dachten je nog wel een plezier te doen
Sly
Ik vond hem ook erg leuk, maar inderdaad zijn sommige dingen wel herkenbaar
Gelukkig kan ik van veel dingen ook denken dat ik toch in ieder geval niet zo in elkaar zit
Gelukkig kan ik van veel dingen ook denken dat ik toch in ieder geval niet zo in elkaar zit
And the young, they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today,. ..
The wisdom that the old can't give away
The wisdom that the old can't give away
Die dingen zitten er inderdaad ook wel tussen. En voor de rest moeten mannen gewoon niet zeuren, zij zijn het toch die vrouwen willen?quote:Op maandag 3 oktober 2005 09:29 schreef miss_sly het volgende:
Ik vond hem ook erg leuk, maar inderdaad zijn sommige dingen wel herkenbaar
Gelukkig kan ik van veel dingen ook denken dat ik toch in ieder geval niet zo in elkaar zit
En voor de rest moeten mannen gewoon niet zeuren, zij zijn het toch die vrouwen willen? 
Doffy
And the young, they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today,. ..
The wisdom that the old can't give away
The wisdom that the old can't give away
Psies!quote:Op maandag 3 oktober 2005 09:40 schreef Alicey het volgende:
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Die dingen zitten er inderdaad ook wel tussen. En voor de rest moeten mannen gewoon niet zeuren, zij zijn het toch die vrouwen willen?
En als ze nou eens een keer zouden zeggen dat we er echt heel mooi uitzagen als we weg moeten, zouden we heel wat keertjes niet zeuren en denken dat we er goed uit zien
En als round in shape is, dan ben ik al jaaaaaaren in shape
And the young, they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today,. ..
The wisdom that the old can't give away
The wisdom that the old can't give away
quote:Op maandag 3 oktober 2005 09:40 schreef Alicey het volgende:
En voor de rest moeten mannen gewoon niet zeuren, zij zijn het toch die vrouwen willen?
'Nuff said
Miss_sly
Geweldig!!!
Geweldig!!!
Op zaterdag 7 oktober 2006 14:56 schreef Friek_ het volgende:
Nu kon ik het niet laten om even snel op je Fotoboek te kijken en ik zag wat ik al dacht: een onzeker beta-studentje.
Nu kon ik het niet laten om even snel op je Fotoboek te kijken en ik zag wat ik al dacht: een onzeker beta-studentje.
I like to think soquote:Op maandag 3 oktober 2005 10:05 schreef Alicey het volgende:
Jij bent een verstandige man.
'Nuff said
Eigenlijk nooit.quote:Op maandag 3 oktober 2005 08:05 schreef Alicey het volgende:
Kom je ooit wel eens ergens op tijd?
Misschien op me bruiloft.....ooit
Op zaterdag 7 oktober 2006 14:56 schreef Friek_ het volgende:
Nu kon ik het niet laten om even snel op je Fotoboek te kijken en ik zag wat ik al dacht: een onzeker beta-studentje.
Nu kon ik het niet laten om even snel op je Fotoboek te kijken en ik zag wat ik al dacht: een onzeker beta-studentje.
