"Thank God, I'm an atheist."
"Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries."
"In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival."
"Frankly, despite my horror of the press, I'd love to rise from the grave every ten years or so and go buy a few newspapers."
"Sex without religion is like cooking an egg without salt. Sin gives more chances to desire."
"Nothing would disgust me more morally than winning an Oscar."
Sheridana +1