A guy got on a plane, and finding himself seated next to a cute blonde,
>immediately turned to her and made his move. "You know," he began, "I've
>heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
>fellow passenger. So let's talk."
>
>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it and looked at him warily
> "What would you like to discuss?"
>
>"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about...............nuclear power?"
>
>"OK," the blonde agreed. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
>you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
>stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
>flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose
>that is?"
>
>The man was dumbfounded. Finally he replied, "To be honest, I haven't the
>slightest idea."
>
>"So tell me," said the blonde. "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
>nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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